Stagecoach – A Festival of Alcoholism, Insest and White Trash. Your Children Will Most Likely Become Insest Lovers and Racists

We all know homosexuals are the villains of childhood and what is even worse is we allow concerts like Coachella, Big 4 and fake cowboy homo ho downs like Stagecoach.

What is Stagecoach?

Another fake music festival so homo gay boy bull riders, lesbian lasso toungue lickers, transgender anal spur kickers and incestual DNA swappers can come together and engage in wild west style hog tie sexscapdes. There is not even one real cowboy there, unless a real cowboy is a man in ass cut high 501 jeans and a sleeveless shirt, holding the hand of a fem-male homo hobbit and both having on a pink cowboy hats with a peacock feather hanging out.

Photo of "Cowboys" at Stagecoach

And the music isn’t even country music, when did you ever see Charlie Daniels doing pop and lock, hipper hopped black moves while back up dancers fly through the air…NEVER! Today’s country singers are a stones throw from being a overweight, drugged out Britney Spears or even worse, a illegal, no talent having Christian Aguilar. I mean they even have the black guy from Hootie and the “Blow” fish playing. We all know there is no such thing as a black cowboy. Blacks were slaves during the cowboy days, not gun slingers.

So why would you have pop music at a country festival unless its soul purpose is to cater to gays and sexual deviants to have another anti-American, male hand bag carrying gay STD sex party?

Also, you have bands with names like “Sugarland” and we all know homosexuality is Satan’s sugar, so you can figure out what the name really means.

What Goes On?

Besides the sibling sex orgy acts and gay brothel tents? How about slut whore clad lesbians walking around trying to convert your college daughters into gaydom or even the vendors who sell plastic sex torpedoes.

A lesbian converting a girl into fish cave worshiping.

But enough with the Satanic gay activities, let us look at what the morbid normal sex having people do. Did you know if you have a son and daughter and they are going to Stagecoach, that they are most likely going to partake in sibling sex? Yes, Stagecoach loves to promote the act of incest, they love knowing that they can entice brother and sister or even for families with multiple children to do what they call “Family Tree” orgies or “Genealogy Gangbangs.”

Let’s not forget about the redneck alcoholics who live off Obama welfare who roam the festival looking for rape victims.

Statistics

You can’t argue with statistics, so let us look at some unholy sin that Stagecoach has caused.

If you have kids and they want to goto this gay version of cops and robbers, where gays are robbing the souls of you children or want to keep them safe from inbreed sex play, you must put your parental foot down and ban them from this incest gay fest.

Remember only animals like cats, dogs and homosexuals engage in Autosomal recessive disorder sewerhole play and this looks like what the face of real country music has come to.

Also, with all the hate towards minimum wage minorities, your children have a chance of becoming a typical liberal racist, who don’t even acknowledge Emperor Obama’s white side.

UPDATES

Seems the gay crusader Joe my God will be attending these festivities. Must we say more?

On Location Updates:

We are on location and look at the groups of shirtless homo gays playing sex games with each other:

More gays walking around the grounds

Start of a sibling gangbang

Gay cowboy looking for the sex tents

56 thoughts on “Stagecoach – A Festival of Alcoholism, Insest and White Trash. Your Children Will Most Likely Become Insest Lovers and Racists

    1. Tyson Bowers III

      Look at the graphics, how can you tell me these aren’t real? You’re in college Claire bear, you should know charts don’t lie.

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        1. Tyson Bowers III

          Yes like liberal media charts, but not Obama’s approval rating. I’ll just call you C Bear instead.

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          1. Claire

            We’re not talking about liberal media charts or Obama’s approval rating. We’re talking about the fact that you pulled the data for those graphs out of your ass.

            And don’t call me C Bear either. That’s equally creepy, you lobotomized freak.

  1. August Weisz

    Wow so this one is in California too?

    KD Lang is headlining? This is truly a Lilith fair for people who think the Lilith fair is too wild for them.

    I get sick of “wannabe cowboys” from the city driving around in there jacked up Toyotas and Suzukis. A real man drives Detroit and doesn’t need oversize tires to make up for other bodily malformations. A real westerner doesn’t need to play dress up like a cowboy either. A real westerner just is.

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    1. Tyson Bowers III

      Same location as the Coac”hell”a and 4 big concerts. It is back to bare back weeks of homo gay activity.

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  2. Blanche Beecham

    ‘Stagecoach’ sounds like one of them frilly shirt homo gay musicals with square dancing and doe-si-toe stepping.

    “GraB yer partner, na’ don’t be slow,
    Bend ’em over backside, take ’em like a ‘Ho”

    Ugh, probably not a full set of teeth amongst the whole herd.

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    1. L.N

      This I must agree with you Blanche, I’ve never met an insane Christian that didn’t have half their teeth rot from their head.

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  3. Claire

    “No we are talking about all these charts. CB”

    No, we are talking about the two charts that you made for this “article”, Boners.

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  4. Bryan

    Ya’ll just jealous that we can have fun where you guys just have your heads up your asses. maybe if you moved your head back and for a while then you’d see why we like it.

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  5. August Weisz

    A real cowboy doesn’t listen to “toad the wet sprocket”

    [img]http://judson2history.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/jeff-bridges-rooster.jpg?w=300&h=168[/img]

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  6. Lynnett

    If you are going to continue to preach your BS, you may want to learn how to spell first you idiot! “Insest”… SERIOUSLY? It’s in your title and you don’t even spell that right, not to mention the many other misspellings through out you “article”. You are so obssesed with “gays”, it seems that you may be projecting on to other people!

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  7. Fred

    Hey Tyson Bowers III (talk about gay!), why don’t you come down to stagecoach and say what you’re saying here? Or will you be turning tricks on Santa Monica Blvd this weekend?

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      1. Fred

        Really? I’m here. I don’t see or hear anyone brave enough to call me names. You guys hiding like girls or what?

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        1. Tyson Bowers III

          They are at the campsite walking around openly. You must be in one of the gay brothel bath tents.

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      1. Blanche Beecham

        I’m pleased the picture isn’t larger. Looks like double D man-boobs on a couple of those. We need to think about the children.

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  8. Blanche Beecham

    I think the updated pictures capture the spirit of filth and debasement of this Stagecoach of dandy highway robbers-men. I doubt if they were wearing proper undergarments.

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  9. Lazlo Toth

    “Insest.” Jesus Christ. If that’s part of the satire, you’re going a little too far to look stupid. If it’s not… you’re just stupid.

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  10. ThomD

    I don’t understand how anyone could dispute those charts. They are on the internet, plain as day for everyone to see, they must be true!

    This Claire person must be an unsaved heathen. I shall pray for her at tonight’s revival at the Church of What’s Happening Now.

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  11. Brendan Ford

    I HAVE BEEN A GOOD CHURCHGOING CHRISTIAN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS ARTICLE. WHOEVER WROTE THIS SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE NOT CHRISTIAN, FAR FROM IT. HOW CAN YOU HAVE THAT MUCH HATE IN YOU AND BE SO HATEFUL TOWARDS YOUR FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND ACT LIKE THEY ARE THE ONES SINNING. GOD WILL JUDGE YOU IN THE END AND I DON’T BELIEVE YOU WILL BE AS LUCKY AS THEY. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF AND PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS.

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  12. Christians Suck

    Mmmmmm all the gays and lesbians gave me a boner, I wonder if Ice Van Winkle or Tyson Bowers want to finish it off for me, donj’t worry guys, its not gay if I cum on Blanche

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  13. What?

    You know this is all fake right? They got me on the first article but then I thought…this can’t be real. The good news is, it’s satire. The bad news is people are moronic.

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  15. gert

    alright first of all i agree with clair and 2 all of u that dont realize that its not sin to date ur sister or the same sex iv done both . acept she was mcousin.and the more u fucken over releigious pricks try to force a relgeion the more i hate it. i usta belav but people like u fuckers made me question

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  16. Nunya

    I find it ironic that this article claims that a music festival will turn children racist when in an article condemning yet another music festival the participants were described as “Homogays, Wiccans, washed out rock stars, drug dealers, lose slut whores, BLACKS, people from Wiscon”sin” and every other type of social deviant you can image”. If teaching your children that blacks are social deviants isn’t espousing racism then what is?

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  18. Bruce Danus

    The last post was a very disrespectful waste of space. Please do not waste the space of these wholesome Christians website while they are trying to help rid the world of filth like “StageCoach”

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  19. Lynnett

    Wholesome Christian site????!!!! You’ve got to be kidding me! It’s “Christians” like you all that give Christianity a bad name!

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