Everyone thinks the most important question about Star Wars is If Khan or Curtis shot first or for Star Trek fans, it is if Deep Space Night had a better Plot than the original series. No one has sat down and thought about the most important question of all. Which does more damage to America’s youth?
Star Wars is most famous for its lightning swords that the Jedi soldiers use in battle. The bad thing about these light swords, is it teaches children that holding a phallic shaped object that fills up both hands is normal and fun. First kids will want to be Jedi soldiers, wielding away at their enemies and before you know it they will be holding hands with a gay man’s sin snake, trying to pump its well and spurt out a glob of Devil DNA.
If gays could have one futuristic item, it would be the proton stun gun that is carried by all members of the battle star galactica. This weapon teaches gays how they can stun your children unconscious and dabble their sin bags onto you Billy’s body or even knock them out long enough to Voltron nerve pinch their Class M penile stick up Timmy’s poop deck.
DANGER WINNER: STAR WARS – Even though rape stun guns are horrible, no one wants little Timmy to grow up playing with sailor homo’s flesh torpedo.
One word can describe Star Wars and the is terrorist. As Brother August pointed out, the rebels in star wars were an illegal group of terrorists that lives in caves and were wandering nomads. Just like al-Qaeda is today. They are anti-government and pro destruction.
Also, Star Wars has a lot of sibling sex scenes that play out in the first two movies.
Just like homosexuals, the crew of Star Trek likes to explore black holes and other deep and dark crevices. Star Trek almost encourages young males to go out and “Explore, Where No Man Has Explored Before”. What they mean is “Explore the underpants of the neighborhood homosexual and see if you dive deep into his galactic quadrant”.
Star Trek does dabble in socialism, but I rather have a socialist neighbor than a bearded ticking time bomb living next door to me.
DANGER WINNER: STAR WARS – Young punk kids, kissing siblings and terrorism is no laughing matter.
Hands down Star Wars is the least dangerous to your children when it comes to character casting. After watching all the movies I was only able to count 3 black people, which I tip my hat to Lukus for doing that.
I did have a problem when they show Landen get all raped eyed when he lays his eyes on the ivory skinned Princess. You can tell that thoughts of slave master’s wife sex scenarios are playing through his mind.
Black Voltrons, black Klingons, Black Romanlans and black space. Seems Star Trek were pressured in to featuring some much black into their shows, that it could fill up a Lil’ John and Fifteen Cent concert wall to wall. It almost made it seem like the space ships were really sent out for intergalactic drug runs.
DANGER WINNER: STAR TREK – For too much Afro-Saxon exposure.
The vehicles in Star Wars are very geometrical and bland. The only one I had an issue with is the X-wing. One, the name has the letter “X” in it and we all know that is the drug ravers shove up their chocolate holes during jungle list dance parties. Also, the wings spread open, which teaches girls to up their legs up to men, so they can have their baby holes violated.
Nothing like traveling in space with two penile shaped engines attached to your ship. Also, the proton torpedoes look like little devil DNA swimmers being shot out of their missile holes.
I also had an issue with the Borg space ship. It was a box and we all know in street talk, a box is the females fish cave. So I found it disgusting when the battle star galactica was firing its fusion semen torpedoes at the Borg’s box space ship.
DANGER WINNER: STAR TREK – Penis engines, space goo weaponry and female fish cave space ships have no place on television.
Devil whores in bikini clothing, wit their sin bags dangling freely in the wind.
Devil whores in tight red wet suits, with their sin treats smashed up to their necks.
DANGER WINNER: TIE – Milk sac exposure is dangerous to children, no matter what outfit they are slapped in.
Star Trek seems to be just a poor attempt at trying to make a Star Wars style television show. Even with Star Trek’s lame attempt at trying to entertain youth, it is far less dangerous than the terrorist promotion, sex toy weapon Star War movies and sibling sex having terrorists. Star Trek also doesn’t promote the practice of black magic, but does promote black people. But, we can forgive them for that.
STAR WARS: 9.76/10
STAR TREK: 6.33/10
10 rating would be more gay and dangerous than Power Rangers