Organisming Women Are Sinners
Women who climax are followers of Satan and other forms of dark magic. Women do not naturally reach the point of sexual climatic overload. Their fetus slides are meant to be a slippery baby highway. If you know a woman or in a married relationship with a women who “Satan Cringes”, she most likely has a deep and dark past of lesbian activities or has been unnaturally trolling his fish cave with he left index finger.
Anal Sex is the Gateway Drug to Hell
Satan loves a cheerful anal invader and just like hell, the anus is dark, lukewarm and smear with the fowl foul stench for fecal caked walls. Performing a anal sin docking act on someone, or having someone dock a finger or flesh rod into your sewer hole goes directly against God. God made one hole that only accepts penile transactions and that is the female baby door. Any form of tickle anus game play will for sure get your heaven passport revoked.
Black People Are Not Black
Even though the liberal science community would like you to think that a Afro-Saxon’s skin tone is that of absent light, “black” people are actually just a darker tone of Mexican brown or Indian coco. Also, unlike popular belief, skin tone doesn’t depend on what climate your ancestors came from, but due to the amount of sin that is still in your families blood line. This is why when you mix a white with a black, you get a lighter black. Also, if you mix a black with a yellow, you hardly see any difference.
Mexicans Forget They Didn’t Come From Mexico
I know the tortilla tossers love to think that the toilet of North America has been their’s since the beginning of time 6,000 years ago, but what our two legged pinto beans don’t release is, they all came on boats from Spain. Just like modern day Mexicans, they follow the footsteps over the ancestors by crossing boarders by water, giving the natives diseases, ruining a economic growth and once a great civilization has fallen, they claim the land has been their’s forever and turn it into another cesspool of taco sauce and bean dip. So next time Juan or Jose yells at you about taking their land, way a Spanish flag in their face and ask them if they “Remember the Aztecs?”
The Nobel Peace Prize Medal is Gay Porn
Did you know on the Nobel Peace Prize, there is an image of three fully erect, naked males grabbing each other in a none Christian side hug friendly embrace? This medal is proof that in internationally world is nothing but a bunch of rainbow party having, Satan scepter tuggers and that they are trying to subliminally make images of gay men a part of the world’s culture. Is this why they gave it to Obama so fast? Is there something you need to tell us Mr. President? Is Biden marinating your “oval office” with sinful pleasures?
Video Gamers Are At a Higher Chance of Masturbation
If you like to slay dragons with your lightsaber or fight gnomes for level 13 epic gear, the chances of you self demon whacking your sexual equipment increase by 89.45%, this is due to the lack of real human interaction. If your only contact is via dungeon chatrooms on Skype of Velintro, you lack the ability to control sexual urges when you see real people in your mind or on TV. The lack of interaction makes your brain weak to Satanic sexual urges and since you have no real girlfriend or wife, the only way to remove them is by locking yourself in a bathroom and slapping you flesh tail to a pair of underwear you stole from your mother, or a Tiger Beat magazine that has Selena Gomez on the cover