MMA actually stands for “Men, Muscles and Anal”, which is own by the Luciferish company, UFC, which also stands for “United Fecal Commission”. As you can see, right off the bat this sport is smeared with man on man devil DNA sauce covered shenanigans.
MMA was created so the homosexual community could show gay like soft core porn on TV and mask it as a gladiator type of event. It is far from the Roman Coliseum and is just a show that exposes your son to bulging biceps of demonic gayness and tight fight shorts that have a bulky flesh potato dangling ripe for the picking. Instead of two warriors engaging in brutal combat to the dead, they show you two men engaging in a fierce fecal battle of grab ass and jockey jacking.
What Goes on at a MMA Event?
While your daughter’s g-stringed underwear gets soiled with camel hump moisture from watching two (thought to be not homosexuals) roided filled homosexuals sweat and rub their bodies against each other’s water muscles. She is really watching two men showing off their gay sexual techniques in hopes to encourage homosexuality among America’s youth.
Inside the ring, two men are forced to make their enemy “tap out”. “Tap out” means one man has been submitted by the other man. Usually to tap someone out, a fighter will put his opponent in some kind of sexually awkward ass play position and use his thumb or finger to poke or pry the other fighter’s brown doorbell, until that can’t take anymore sexual arousement.
Each man is given anal muscle relaxers before each match to clean out their systems of waste. This is to make sure that if there is any sewer hold penetration happenings during thier rugged match, the fighter will be able to take pleasure in the index finger oil drilling and not secrete sinful fecal matter onto his opponent’s hands.
Fighters can also use their BJJ to “choke out” another fighter, which is a typical gay street move. Gays usually like to make their victims pass out before they feast on their souls. Showing these moves on TV are showing your boys how to man handle a possible victim and submit them unconscious, so they can take them in the back ally behind “Franks,Tank and Spank” and have their way with them.
To be allowed into these events, you need to show up in the UFC dress code before getting in. This dress code consists of a shirt that has at least one skull, burnt angel wings, gold or silver writing and if you have a dragon on the back, you are not required to have a skill or angel wings. You must match this shirt with a pair of $450 ripped up carpenter jeans, along with a large belt buckle that has some kind of aggressive word on it.
The Greased Down and Eager Cast Memebers
GSP (Quite Type)
If you’re a man hole assassin and like to look at men who look like they have taken one to many Hydroxycut pills, then you will love to feast your quaalude glossed eyes upon this gluttonously chisel chested fighting fairy. George Saint Pierre is every gay man’s fecal farm boy fantasy come to life and he plays the quite and shy fighter, who fights for passion and love.
Quinton “The Rammer” Jackson (Black Rage)
Nowadays, every show needs the black rage element and this part is played by the dark stallion named “Quinton “The Rammer” Jackson. Full of rage and white hate, The Rammer likes to use his slave built muscles to smash in the faces of any man who dares enter the ring with him. The Rammer has to fight, as it is the only way he can pay off Dena White the money he owns him. Until his debt is paid, The Rammer must swap interracial sweat with the other MMA fighters until White nulls his debt.
Urijah Faber (Twink Element)
A gay sitcom isn’t complete unless it has a man boy twink for the homo crowd to fantasy feast upon. Faber is the young boy fighter trying to prove himself to the older more “bear” type fighters and will stop at nothing to show his worth. This midget sized man candy is known to fight men twice his size and he is known for his famous finishing move, called “The Glitter Choke”.
MMA Gay Moves
Rear Naked Choke
This move requires one fighter to sneak behind the other fighter and wrap his arms around their neck like a spring catalog scarf from Urban outfitters. Once the move is applied, the fighter in the rear will front lock his legs and thrust his naughty candy sac into the back end of his opponent. Forcing his bulge into the other fighter’s back, he will also bear hug squeeze their neck until the fighter becomes “tapped out”.
Oh Man Plata
This move requires a fighter to wrap his leg around the other fighters arm and he rubs his flesh pole up and down the arm until he creates a rug burn effect. After multiple rub thrusts the Indian burn type pain will be too much for the other fighter to bare and he will give up and quit the fight. Plata is Greek for “sexual rub”.
This is the gayness of all moves in the MMA world. In this move, the fighter must sex mount (full mount) the other fighter and wedge his legs around the other fighter’s waist, while he lies helpless, eager and vulnerable on the floor. He will then ground and pound his pelvic sex area into the other fighter’s mini sauce sacs until the fighter or ref calls it a win.