Steampunks like to pretend that they live in a futurist Victorian era with a hint of MMO cosplay and emo-like makeup and hair styles. It is like a acid overdose of a raped and ravaged version of a Julius Vernes novel. Think Mark Twain and Disney having a red headed, atheist step child.
Steampunkers dress up like mechanical human train robots and goto festivals like “Burning Man” where they can have “steam sex” with other steampunkers. It is almost what a 1800’s version of Transformers porn would look like, or a back in time 4chan furry sex convention.Burning Man was the first “steam sex” event created by Steampunkers in the late 90’s, so they could partake in the rusty clanking of sex rumping. After the early 2000’s, Burning Man was over ran by hippies and acid dealing drug lords, which forced the role playing metal wearing sex fiens out of the desert and into suburban America and internet coffee shops.
Even now being forced into the plain sight of the world, streampunks still engage in multiplayer deviancies and rub and tug sex sessions.
One of the things steampunks are involved in, is the sexual act called “steaming” or “steam tracking”, in where a female Steampunk (also known as a Victorian Goth) is dilled with multiple mechanical vibrating phallic shaped sex tools (pictured to the left), while on lookers smoke pipes to imitate the smokestack or steam the comes out train’s. The Victorian Goth is sexual mauled until she releases a hellishly forced organism and yells “Mind your guages”, which means “stop it hurts”. This also has a demonic symbolic meaning, in where the train’s smokestack is Satan’s love hammer of deviance and the billows are his forced streams of liquefied DNA.There are rules to steaming as well. If a cyberpunk or also known as a steamer leader wants to take a Victorian Goth for his own, he will give them a bracelet or what is called a “cyborgised” to show other steamers that they are the property of a man with higher cosplay influence. The ownership is very much like the S&M role playing of the slave and master, where the slave surrenders every orifice, so the master my satisfy their urges of satanic pleasure.
Steaming usually take place at a gaming sex conventions like Comical Con, Blizzard Festival and G3. If their was a heaven for toy train sex lovers, these brothels of sex seeking geeks would be it.
You can also find many steampunk communities online, or as they are called by their street name “geocities portals”, where girls post galleries of themselves in vintage dresses, while their baby feeders are about the flop our like IHOP pancakes.
With all these conventions and fetish band width social networks, steampunk is becoming more popular and pop culture has taken over by making movies to celebrate these sex bandits.
Sucker Punk is the first movie to show how steampunkers wish the world would actually become. The world would be overlaid with a green and blue photo filter, ninja school girls, World War I airship carries and 3rd rate Michael Bay explosions.
Sucker Punch is a movie about a girl who dresses like a cheap thrill seeking whore and performs mouth sex acts on robots, so she can free her friends from their pimp. The movie stars Mtv hussie, Tia Tequila, who plays “Babydoll”. Tia has her hair bleached to make her look more slutty and loose. Babydoll and her slutty side kicks use their cog and steam wheeled weapons to fight off samurai robots, who want to imprison them into a sex house. After many boring sword fights and exposed female milk sacs, the girls finally kill their pimp and find freedom to spread their whore juices onto the unsuspecting world of trains and machine gun cabooses.
The different kind of steampunkers:
Cyberpunks / Victorian Goths
Cyberpunks are alpha male steampunks, who have high cosplay influence. They are allowed to take ownership of female steampunks (Victorian Goths) and make them their sex slaves.
Julius’ are your average steampunks. They aren’t allowed to plan cosplay battles and they are the followers of the Cyberpunks and obey all orders from their train lord.
Steamers are also called “100 percenters” as they never leave character. If you say hello to a steamer, expect a reply to the tune of “Have a extraordinary day of vividness and adventure” and will follow with a tap on their top hat.
All in all, steampunks are just emo kids with metal hot glued to their shirts and tight skinny jeans.