50 thoughts on “Why Gays Aren’t Equal to Heterosexuals

  1. Blanche Beecham

    People need to let go of this ‘equal’ nonsense.

    This is why God’s mathematics gave us the bell curve or normal distribution. It isn’t called the flat line distribution for good reason.

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    1. L.N

      You think anything you don’t like is ruining the world, just because you can’t handle something being different.

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      1. Businessman Hank

        Snappy as usual Claire. Sometimes I think you don’t even come here to discuss the articles. You’re just taking your anger out on people who don’t deserve it. Grow up.

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        1. August Weisz

          Hank, Claire has nowhere else to go and no power to argue or formulate intelligent discussions like Shannon can. She has degraded into one who comes here, posts the offensive picture or two, tells on someone, and then leaves. It’s very sad.

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          1. Blanche Beecham

            Sharonnon is annoying, but she isn’t overcome with mental issues and a need to dominate like our little vet tech. Shannon will figure out soon enough that Claire is a one way, fair weather friend. She wants support and all that Shannon can provide, but falls short of giving her anything in return. Leaches aren’t good pets an certainly not good friends.

          2. Claire

            When was the last time I posted an offensive picture?

            By the way, you sound awfully hypocritical. Isn’t the whole point of this website to “tell on” people? Every time I look it’s “Lady Gaga is a man”, “Lindsay Lohan showed her twat”, “Emma Watson is a whore”, “Daniel Radcliffe showed off his sinstick”, “Michelle Obama has a penis”, yadda yadda yadda.

      2. Glaringly Obvious Man

        Seriously, Claire. As a long-time casual observer at this site, I have to ask you: does it ever get old? Pretending that you’re arguing with real people? Deluding yourself into thinking you’re fighting some kind of battle with the evils of extremism, when, creeping in the back of your head, the little voice keeps whispering: “Ummm … this is satire.” How many more ludicrous fabrications do you need to read before it hits you that you’re arguing with trolls?

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          1. Glaringly Obvious Man

            A trite and unsatisfactory response. I tend to disagree. I think you continue to post here because you realize it was stupid not to do the minimal research required to discover that Christwire is satire, but you’re too proud to back down. How is what goes on here “out of hand”? The only difference between this and The Onion is that less people recognize it as satire.

          2. Glaringly Obvious Man

            I’d rather not. I’m generally uncomfortable with anonymous interactions that get more intimate than a discussion board. Whatever problem you have with this site, however, I GUARANTEE you won’t change by throwing insults at trolls in the comments section.

          3. August Weisz

            Claire has multiple times claimed I emailed her and she posts supposed pictures of it here. All the pictures don’t show anything and she has been now banned from tinypic and imgur. The emails in question actually came from a user named George according to the authorities. I have been contacted by several units asking if I want to press charges against Claire and George Bal, but that’s not what this site is about.

          4. Claire

            You DID email me. The emails were instigated by YOU. The address was augustweisz@yahoo.com. We exchanged 93 emails. The first few went as such:

            Inbox X

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            August Weisz to me
            show details Apr 1

            Hello

            Is this really claire?

            Im not good at emails.
            Reply Forward

            Reply
            Claire Snedeker to August
            show details Apr 1

            This is she.
            – Show quoted text – Reply Forward

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            August Weisz to me
            show details Apr 2

            Just curious if you really posted your adress or if it was some joke. I wont bother you. Good luck in all things.

            As for the screenshots I took of the exchange after you denied ever having corresponded with me, even somebody as dumb as you should know that they didn’t show anything because they had been removed due to a violation of the tinypic terms of use, HENCE my being banned from the site. I have not, however, been banned from imgur.

    1. Dave

      Totally want a Gay man who can “Handle a hose” used to carry a large man on his back, and hits the gym every day to look good for the weekend.

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    2. Dan

      Haha this is just ridiculous! I’d say,as long as my family is safe, it doesnt matter! BYW your avatar makes me want to break your nose

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        1. Glaringly Obvious Man

          Meaning, the man behind the alias doesn’t believe a word of what he’s written. Meaning, your objections to his “journalism” are totally absurd.

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          1. Glaringly Obvious Man

            So … why do you continue to post arguments against his articles if you’re well aware of the fact that it’s all fake?

          2. Glaringly Obvious Man

            I feel like it would be funnier to troll on people who don’t get the joke than to argue with fake opinions. That’s just me though.

          3. Susan B. Xenu

            “Tyson is one of the biggest trolls of all, behind Susan.”

            Shannonon I thought we had moved beyond the name calling. But here you are again calling me names. I haven’t been on the site much in a few weeks so what else have you said about me?

  2. Justin

    This is obviously a satire of stereotypical homophobic Christian ideals. At least, I hope it is. Even though I am atheistic, I disapprove of religion being used as a mask for xenophobia and intolerance. if this video truly IS meant to highlight problems within Christianity’s radically conserative, hate-mongering sects, my hat is off to you, sir. If, however, I’m wrong in this assumption, I am impressed that you and your cohort of puppets are able to pervert this religion so greatly; it takes a truly dedicated, albeit misguided, student of Christianity to use the moral cornerstones of love and acceptance to broadcast hatred and narrow-mindedness.

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  3. Christian Intellectual

    The homogays are mentally ill subhuman creatures and i believe that they all should be committed to psychiatric hospitals.

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    1. Dave

      You would put them in hospitals with Humans? you sicken me , fucking liberals…

      Theres camps full of Muslims that we could clear out you know.

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      1. Christian Intellectual

        I am NOT a liberal !

        If we sedate them, i don’t think that they will rape the other mental patients and i would NEVER send the homogays to hospitals with children.

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    2. L.N

      And you think you’re going to Heaven when you just stated that you think God’s creation of Human Beings is below you how?

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  4. Christ4Life

    The only thing that is preventing us from stoning the homogays to death is the secular laws. The Bible tells us to respect the secular laws. And Jesus told us to not cast stones unless we are without sin. I am sure that I am without sin because I am one of Christ’s most faithful servants. So if we can get rid of the secular laws, please hand the stones over to me. I am a weak old lady but I know Jesus will give me the strength to complete the task.

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    1. Mihangel apYrs

      with respect, we are all sinners falling short. It is only through grace and the sacrifice of the Lamb that we can hope to be saved.

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  5. Sabre

    Christwire is a satirical website that publishes blog style articles that highlight perceived excesses of Un-christlike hypocritical Christian conservatives.

    Like similar satire websites, Christwire’s stories have sometimes erroneously been taken at face value. This may be an example of “Poe’s law”, an adage regarding the difficulty of distinguishing some parodies from serious material.

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  6. Gary Gilmour

    Well heck, the posters here bang on about gays – but no word on bisexuals. If a person is bisexual then should he/she get criticism from straights or gays or both? And how does this square with being Christian and American?

    It confuses the hell out of us in Blameless Creek.

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  7. Gary Gilmour

    And I notice that Christian updates on this site are few and far between. I think the respondents are too busy twatting or twisting and are too lazy to post proper Godly comments on the important issues revealed bt Christwire. These folks will regret it on Judgment Day: no excuse for laziness.

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  8. Gary Gilmour

    I’ve got a service to go to in the next town to hear a Presbyterian pastor preach in 10 minutes time. I just wanted to say that God is a man and he favours men above women. That means women should not have access to guns or play football. I will get back to you if the preacher has new guidance for us.

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  9. Mihangel apYrs

    it is really not right to have intercourse except in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

    Even between married people, doing “it” for any other reason, and in any other way is a SIN!!!

    Oh the most holy Lamb has covered me in his blood and led me away from such vileness!!

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