Let me start off by saying I love my sin skinned brothers, but the sad truth is, if you are a black, you might be living a unhealthy ghetto lifestyle that is destined to become a part of some news channel criminal report or be on Maury Povich trying to find a babies daddy or trying to disprove your responsibly as a father via a DNA test. No matter which it is, the path looks grim and unproductive.
That current statistics don’t lie about how many blacks decide to follow the path of Ghettoism and it shows that 87% of blacks fall into the “Ghetto” category. Good thing the people here at Christwire love all of God’s creations and we have made a list of items to help you find out if you be black or you be Ghetto black.
How To Tell If Your Are A Normal Black or Ghetto Black
Normal blacks get income by one of two ways, welfare or minimum wage jobs. A ghetto black is far too lazy to wait in line for a bi-weekly check, or to work a full 8 hours to make some honest money. To even get up before 11am for work is the number 1 reason why blacks will not develop skills to work a normal job. Ghetto blacks make their “bling” by “slinging” low grade drug candy to young black youth in projects and white “homies” in suburban areas. A typical drug thug can make a good living, compared to average black living standards, but this is also why the black community is slowly losing its moral fibers.
Call me a racist if you want to hide yourself from the truth, but I can ask any black folk I see when they are washing my car if they likes themselves some chickens and nine out of ten will say “Yes”. Now out of the ones I tip, are the ones with a nicer smile and cleaner nails. I noticed also when asked where they buy their fried chicken from, the more clean cut and proper spoken ones say “Boston Market”. This tells me that they most likely live in a low-mid or high-low class neighborhood, where a Boston Market would actually place one of their fine establishments. The lazier ones, who always miss spots on my windshield and always forget to scent my car with cappuccino spray, all have one thing in common, they all love KFC, Churches Chicken or some other low end chicken fast food chain. Also, you will always see a KFC no matter how impoverished the community is. This tells me that only the ghetto blacks think a KFC is a fine dinning experience.
I know you felt safe when we said before that non-ghettos live on welfare, but like everything, there are exceptions to the rules that you might fall guilty of. If your find yourself or you find your wife dabbling into the government bi-weekly funds to do up her hair in multi-colors weaves of fake hair or pays $200 on vomit like designs on her four inch finger nails, you might have a growing ghetto crisis forming in your home. It is a known fact that some black kids have starved to death due to their mother’s obsession with fake diamond encrusted nails surrounded by colors of neon and gold. Some women have even gone to stores to return baby food to get the extra cash for a new hair style.
It is not a secret that blacks have a vocabulary that lacks around 10,000 words compared to their white and lighter sin colored skinned global brothers. Also, it is a known fact that blacks get 4th rate educations in America, but this is not an excuse to use curse words and degrading name calling when conversing with one another. If you find yourself having to use vulgar words to have everyday conversations with your mother, wife, husband, children or grandparents, you are speaking in ghettonise and is a direct sign that you live in a ghetto world of profanity and 2nd grade communication skills. Another sign, is if you say words and leave the last letter out or change the last letter to an “A” or even add an “S” to the end of words that are not plural. Examples are “Wha?”, “Fo’ Sho'”, “Yea”, “Whatcha”, “Yo”, “Chickens”, “Fo’ Reals”, “Tru that!”. These are a vert few of the many ghetto stained English words and phrases.