Does your son talk about 40 man raids while having a almost confused look on his face? Almost like he doesn’t really want to embark on this “adventure”, but if he doesn’t he will be harmed? Does he talk about grouping up with strangers who ask for his “Skype” name so they can chat with him online until 4am?Or worse, does he own a “vent” account? Has he even had an outburst to the tune of “Pyro Blast” or “13% speed bonus”? If so, I’m afraid your child is playing Chinese “Free to Play” MMOs, while questing with middle aged homosexuals.
The word “MMO” should send fear through the veins of any parent, especial now since we know that 64% of the game play is geared towards drug use, elf on dwarf sex parties, homo erotic “dungeon raiding”, gay lifestyle sex choices and 34-bit exposed ogre flesh bananas. And just so you know, on the other end of the computer is a muscle relaxant snorting child stalker. Free to Play MMOs are the new ice cream truck for kidnappers, but now they are able to digitally fondle your son’s gold sack without being thrown into jail.
These gays are hoping your son will equip the “2 Handed Hammer” they crafted with their 280 skill level armor smith or drink their “Icy Man-a Potion” that their scavenger toon made and transmute your boy into a backside chocolate bandit. By accepting their weapons and magic drinks of homosexuality, your son is now binded to the homosexuals guild or gay clan and must now refer to him as their “GM” or “Gay Master” and in return their “GM” calls them his “Twink”.
The GMs force their twinks to perform digital sexual motions onto their character while they sinfully massage their staffs of arcane magic to the RGB porn imagery. For each sexual act your son finishes, the GM gives them XP points, which stands for “eXplict Pleasure Points”. With XP, players can drop their points into a “spec” tree and upgrade their weapons, armor, change their hair style or increase their man-a bar. If twinks don’t follow the rules, their bank bags and bodies are looted and what is called “gquit” out of the guild and left to feel lonely and rejected. Sad that the gays do this, because this is what they accuse people of doing, yet they are the ones doing it to small children.
Free to play games like World of Witchcraft, Minercraft, Ruining of the Magic Gathering and Star Wars the Old Empire are nothing new and it seems each month that goes by, some new fantasy light sword game is released. Since gays only have the ability to cloak and mask sin, they hire Chinese programming companies to develop their games of drug laced lollipops and in return they pay the commies with their monthly gay welfare checks.
With each new game programmed homosexuals are getting sinfully aroused with their new aged digital pedo fantasy porn. The gays cruise around gnome infested lands and “Ice Blast” young players in the face with their level 90 earth mages and shove their Swords of Endor into the rear ends of under aged players with their undead rogues. “Ice Blasting” is a gay gamer term for “unloading” or “releasing” devil dna into a players face. This MMO action is also called a “finishing move” and puts the homosexual gamer into a fecal frenzy of homo gay euphoria. When a finishing move is completed, the young player is paralyzed and loses control of their warrior. This allows the gay to “epic mount” the fallen player until they are “rez incoming” by a fellow player who has the ability to bring them back to full “HP” or “Homo Points”.
These games ooze out dangerous homosexual emissions that are polluting the minds of our youth. Instead of “global warming” maybe Al Gore should worry about homosexuals trying to warm up to our children. Just remember, nothing is free. Yes your son might be saving you $29.95 a month, but he is paying with his soul instead of KMart pre-filled game cards.