An important question was brought up at Sunday Sanity Service and the question was “If you where God, how would you punish homosexuals?” The room was very quite and no one had any real thoughts besides the normal burning at the stake option. No one really had any ideas on how to properly handle a frenzied fecal fister or a clam catching Carly. So, we posted this question on Facebook and got some very odd replies and wanted to same them with you.
Here are some answers from our Facebook friends:
- Cancel glee.
- Provide evidence that Liberace was straight.
- No more sequals to Sex in The City.
- Tie them up with handcuffs and straps and have large men in leather beat their bare behinds with paddles repeatedly. That’ll show ’em!
- I would melt there anuses and mouths shut to prevent them from committing any gross homo acts
- Make gay males watch lesbian porn and make lesbians watch gay porn
- Gay men? Cut their shoe budget in half. Gay women? Double their shoe budget
- I’d create another language gap so the homo gays will be unable to convey and spread their homo gay ways.
- I’d send them to their own special hell with lots of Cher playing on the PA and mandatory burlesque/drag shows every Thursday.
- Let them get married
- give them all cankles
- I’d invent aids.
We also did some polling around our towns and here are some statistics:
We would like you to leave some comments below on how you would punish the gay homos if you were God.