Judgement Day – May 21, 2011

The day of judgement is coming and that date is May 21, 2011. How do I know this? Well, “We Can Know” states plenty of proof to back this up. This group is highly educated in calculating the exact date of final judgement.

Their mission statement alone is a thing of holy beauty:

This website has been developed by God’s grace, through the efforts of a small group of believers not affiliated with any organization. The individuals behind the scenes are of no importance. The focus is on the warning that God is sounding to the world through His Word; that He will close the door to salvation on May 21, 2011 when He returns to take his elect children to heaven and begins the day of Judgment on earth for all of those left behind until October 21, 2011 when He will destroy the world and all that is therein.

They also state their two main goals:

To assist individuals in locating the faithful teachers whom God has raised up in the last days to help us understand that believers CAN and WILL know the exact day of Christ’s return.

To strengthen and encourage believers as they obey God’s command to be a watchman. To demonstrate that God is using ordinary people, outside the churches, to spread this warning all over the world, to learn about the creative ways in which they are “blowing the trumpet” to proclaim Christ’s return, and to provide instructional articles and videos which help people to make the most of their hi-tech gadgets for downloading audio and written content to their devices for easy witnessing and mobile study.

Two main pushers of this movement have been, Marie Exley and Allison Warden.

Marie Exley , a veteran of two deployments in Iraq and quite the looker, said:

A lot of people might think, ‘The end’s coming, let’s go party’. But we’re commanded by God to warn people. I wish I could just be like everybody else, but it’s so much better to know that when the end comes, you’ll be safe.

Allison Warden, is another guardian of the Apocalypse 2011 movement. Allison Warden is from Raleigh,  North Carolina, and she might not be as handsome as Marie, she still is helping organize the End of Days campaign through a website, We Can Know. She uses her car to push her message. She said:

If May 21 passes and I’m still here, that means I wasn’t saved. Does that mean God’s word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all.

It you want to be like Allison and use your car a as mobile billboard, ou can also get some great bumper stickers to stick on your holy mobile here. Also, they are FREE!

Look at all the people helping to spread the word! You even have blacks remembering their roles in life, by being subservient to these good Christian people and helping them pass out flyers, wash the church members cars, do chores and other friendly nergo actions.

Here are a few photos of some great billboards pushing the message:

Help these crusaders out and donate to their cause below:
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39 thoughts on “Judgement Day – May 21, 2011

  1. Ty Bowers IV

    Gee Dad, that’s kind of funny that the rapture is planned for May 21, and your court date on that drunk in public and indecent exposure charges is May 22nd. Are you going to have your attorney claim you were caught up in the rapture?

  2. Reverend Dan

    I’m sure these young ladies have good intentions and I applaud their work at spreading the divine word of God, however I have strong reservations that they are actually doing that. As with their predecessors who have previously provided many such predictions, I feel they may have been deceived by Satan so that if the world does not end on May 21, their Church- and Christianity in general by association- will be made to look foolish.
    I would strongly recommend that Ms Exley reach out to the Lord and get down on her knees and prepare to experience God’s power. It may be hard for her but we all have to swallow some unpleasantness in life. I have little doubt that the experience could leave a nasty taste in her mouth but it’s not pleasant to discover that you have been used for evil purposes.

  3. Angie

    You all are wrong you never know when the world is going to end your comments are wrond & hurtful. Are you scared? Is that why your saying that? Do you think your going to hell ? Or Heaven ? You never know God loves you kust admit your sins . And go to church you need to talk just put your email. I am a regular person , god follower , and helper .

      1. RD

        “Allison Warden, is another guardian of the Apocalypse 2011 movement.”

        Given that you wrote the above sentence, Tyson, and misused a comma in a terrible, eye-injuring manner, I don’t believe you have room to criticize.

    1. Millennium

      enjoy it while it last … me I’m going to fight the stupid self righteous devilish christian who gonna comes to My house trying to spread hates and Bigotry

  4. Adam

    Soooo … when this doesn’t take place, we can just write them off like all the other false prophets that have come before them. Then again, if you actually knew what the Bible had to say, you wouldn’t be posting nonsense like this.

    Oh, wait, I TOTALLY forgot this site is just a bunch of satire, kind of like the Christian Onion. My bad!

  5. Mat

    Did no one notice at the end this: “Look at all the people helping to spread the word! You even have blacks remembering their roles in life, by being subservient to these good Christian people and helping them pass out flyers, wash the church members cars, do chores and other friendly nergo actions.”

    That is blatant racism! ” . . . blacks remembering their roles in life, by being subservient to these good Christian people . . .”
    That is so wrong! You are clearly saying that black people should be slaves again, and you dehumanize them by saying blacks instead of using, at least, black people. Then you manage to misspell Negro. Also, what makes them Negro actions? I think what they are doing can be done by any person, not just a black person.
    I’m glad I no longer call myself a Christian for the word has been tainted by people like you.

    I would like to add don’t blame anything I just said on the fact that I’m an atheist. All that is because I have morals and don’t like to see other races slandered.

    1. Deric

      Sir, it CLEARLY states in the bible that it is OK to have slaves, and why not black people? No reason to get all uppity about it…they are, after all, doing God’s work!
      I believe that Marie Exley is doing good work in service to God as well. And since the Bible tells me that I am made in God’s image, I believe she should also be in service to me. If she is at all confused by this, were she to kneel down, I would be happy to show her how to service me.
      And maybe one of my Negro friends as well.

      1. Light

        I would advise all to go to http://www.familyradio.com and http://www.ebiblefellowship.com
        to learn more about these most important things, because the person who wrote this article is clearly a racist, and clearly a womanizer, and he is clearly twisting scripture, He clearly has not read the bible, because if he has he would have read where Gosd clearly states He is no respecter of man, meaning He does not favor one group of people in the human race over another group of people with lighter skin, this man has clearly said God has said, when He clearly has not said, that is a terrible thing to do.

      2. Light

        You are an idiotic man, you will see on MAY 21 2011 people of all races being caughtup to meet the Lord in the clouds, to be with Him forevermore, and if you are not truly saved by that day you and many like you who have twisted the word of God to make it agree with your twisted racist beliefs, will know you were clearly not saved, you will have knashing of teeth.

  6. Fred

    Churches never mention these verses that state the believers will know more than the unbeliervers like when christ will return, ask your minister what these verses mean! I am sure that he will not have an answer.

    1 Thessalonians 5:
    4 But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.
    5 Ye are all the children of light, and the children of the day: we are not of the night, nor of darkness.
    6 Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober.

    Daniel 12:
    8 And I heard, but I understood not: then said I, O my Lord, what shall be the end of these things?
    9 And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.
    10 Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.

  7. Popanator

    Well, I gotta go and fist all the shitholes I can before judgement day! Mmmmm… I have to eat all the pooey wet juice I can before I die. Hoepfully there is DELICIOUS CORN LAEN POO in heaven!

  8. Millennium

    hahaha someone believe the end of the world is this years I tell you what

    the end of the world is not this years nor next years why simply because christian Likes you need attention your reloigion is dying

  9. ironmule

    I have to dissagree with that date,,, or any other date like that. The Bible clearly says that nobody knows the hour of his coming,, and you can still be saved anytime until you die if you accept Jesus and ask for forgiveness for your sins.

  10. MeAwesome

    I just ran upon theuis article and am shocked by the news. Can i get some advice? Is it ok then to max out my credit cards then before this date or do I have to pay them back after the rapture?

  11. HollyGrlRose

    Hello… this is a bit insane. Is this a joke? Let me tell you something we don’t know when the day will be. There has been no NWO… yet, no charismatic world leader yet… no great numbers of Jews becoming Christians and evangelizing… yet… no reconstruction of the temple… no world leader asking people to worship him… yet… there is a lot that can happen in between now and the rapture and judgement day. Of course it can happen right this moment by the time I finish this sentence or even a few thousands years from now. What we have to do is tell people about it and let the Holy Spirit do His work.

    1. Deric

      Since you have written this, on Feb 4th, there has been a great uprising in Egypt. I firmly believe the seeds of the rapture are being sown. They also have found another ancient temple, that they are covering back over with earth, allegedly to protect it “from antiquities thieves”…which I believe means that they found some apocalyptic info that they are afraid we will find out.

      I am bracing myself with Hail Mary’s as we speak…

    2. U.R.A. Redneck Motherfucker

      Are you kidding? No NWO? It is the greatest wrestling federation of all time. Better than WWE, Better than TNA, And even Better than UFC!

  12. Tracy

    Well, you all could be hit by a truck tomorrow…so does it really matter what day God has in mind? I think the website needs some balance. Really

  13. pernix

    if he comes it will his most bigest mistake he ever did..
    if he come on that day… than ill start my revange on him..
    he maked my life so hard..
    everytime again he give me luck 4 days to 2 weeks…
    than he take it away from me..
    every fucking time..
    when i heared about this..
    i wos starting feeling betrayed by this coward…
    i walked back to the evil side..
    and now im a devils child again.. im so fucking happy..
    he gives me everything i what..
    as you now see im his favorite son..
    anyway dont worry about that day..
    on that day… he will face his own monster that he created of me..
    i will stop him for the whole world..
    its not the time to die…
    mayby later… anyway if he comes i will kick him back to heaven and ill tell him THAT HE NEVER WILL APPEAR ON EARTH FOR EVER!!!!!!


    YES!!!! I do hope it happens in the morning tho, as I am writing Finals that afternoon, let’s just hope they say due to God coming, the will give me full points, or atleast 90% – please please please please please please let it be the morning, I pray to you all mighty grey one

  15. Satins spawn

    LOL @ DEVILISH sweet may Satin Bless you with a 100% praise satin Like dudes … 21 may … HOW IN GODS NAME do you guys life with your selves? using god in every Fucking thing open you eyes … get a life its too late for you guys that seek repentance this fucking way it tooo l8 your going to hell where i will be waiting with a 100 M dildo with some bob wire attached to it .. @ DEVILISH Hi5 bro gl

  16. MDM114455


    U dumb fucks are done for u use gods name so loosely and use gods name for all your claims
    u will burn fuckers!

  17. Satins spawn

    yes i will burn <3 fire Bro Cool story guess what MDM114455
    you will be there next to me

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  19. seriously

    for a “christian” site, sure has alot of selfish thought and one way thinking. you would figure after 2,000 years you guys would get your act together….. i also think it’s funny that there is a failure strategy…”if i don’t disappear on may 21st i wasn’t saved”….i think that is a load of shit. it’s like saying hey, shit i was wrong…well better have a back up plan to tell the world about how much of an idiot i was in believing this shit.

    1. seriously

      oh almost forgot, look at the picture on this article with the people from ghana…..it’s photo shopped. look how the words on the shirts are more pronounced then the picture. the words are more clear then the rest of the picture.

  20. Rachel

    Hi, I thought I should probably let you guys know that my dog got raptured yesterday. He ran out into the middle of the road completely naked at 6.00pm on the dot, and then shot up in the air. As you can imagine, I was shocked. I am kind of upset that he didn’t make any arrangements for my care post-rapture, but there you go. He was actually a really well-behaved dog.


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