Bryan Blake and Mike Watson have been offered their own television show. As a teaser for the boys new project, we were given permission to post the program’s introduction credits. This show looks like it will be full of action, American values, hard hitting journalism and host a hearty Christian message!
Show looks like it’s gonna be a total flop. I say scrap it now before you sink tens of dollars into this black hole of scum.
how did he say anything racist?
‘Black hole scum’. This is why I dislike liberals. They are just as racist as when they enslaved the blacks and then enforced Jim Crowe laws.
have you read the crucible lately? any way christians owned slaves.
I said “Black hole OF scum.” If you are going to try and spin my words on me, at least do it intelligently.
So did the blacks and I believe they did it way before Christians and white people.
Adam’s apparently hit his head and caused himself further retardation. He called me an anti-Semite even though there was no mention of Jewish people.
You were emulating Hitler.
You said you wanted to throw people into camps, not me. How the hell was I acting like Hitler?
So, again, as the “token Jew,” I would appreciate it if you would stop bringing up a horrible time from my peoples past. We went through it once, we don’t need to relive it on here.
They are my people as well.
And how, exactly are they your people? You are not Jewish, as far as I can tell.
This looks thrilling and blessed!
Its like the bible on film!
If only I were younger and had my boyish face I would love to be a television host!
If you were a television host, people would change the channel faster than when they find a porno that they don’t wanna watch.
I’m sure the boys can find a spot for you bud! Maybe you could play the part of the hard pressed, workaholic boss!
And you can play the part of the deeply closeted emosexual.
Can I play the grumpy but lovable grand mother? I am good at that role!
Ah so now ur an actor? Wow! Ok then stop acting like a victim to gays and emos and punks and rockers and all the other people who have lives and friends and sanity, 3 things u don’t have!
The freaks, the faggots, the geeks, the savages The rogues, the rebels, the dissident devils
The artists, the martyrs and all the fire starters. We’ll Break free from this hell, stand up and rebel
We’re proud of being different, speak loud and admit it We Look hot and dangerous, we’re strong and you’ll get dissed! Don’t ever forget; haters make us famous
Eww, Bryan always has this look on his face like he’s either pissed off, heavily medicated, or a serial killer.
Probably all three. Knowing his preference.
I bet that turns you on, Prudence. It’s okay to reveal your inner-thoughts.
Sorry, but I’m not attracted to pissed off-looking medicated serial killers. Mike, on the other hand, makes me as damp as a cellar down there.
Too bad the new sex toy I bought only came in a white flesh color, otherwise tonight I could pretend it was Mike I was riding all night long.
So you lust for both of them? Do you know lust is a sin, Claire. While you are sitting there and fantasizing about these two men of God, you could be trying to impress a future husband. Why are you lusting?
No, I lust for Mike. Bryan just looks like a douchebag. He also looks like he’d beat his future wife.
Oh, and why is it okay for you to lust after nurses (and follow through with the lusting) but not for anybody else to? Shouldn’t you be trying to impress a future wife?
All the nurses are candidates. I have not found one yet, however, that impresses me enough.
But according to you, you fuck them because they’re supposedly there to “do what you tell them”, and because you need to relieve tension. You never said anything about them being potential spousal candidates.
I only date women who I could see myself tolerating on a long term basis.
So basically you date no one, but you fuck everyone Adam?
L.O.L. Claire saying eww, at someone else’s picture.
What does “L.O.L” mean? Laughing.Out.Loud?
Do you realize how many times I’ve said Eww to your picture, Dracula?
I do not want you raping me with your mind.
Why would I want to rape you with my mind? You’re fucking ugly.
Claire could only pray for an act of rape on to her.
Do you realize how sick that is?
It is both sad and unfortunatley true.
August, you seriously are a pig. Read a book from this century (The 21st) and you might be up to speed with how much the world has changed since you went into the closet.
See, the thing is, you can’t pray to be raped. That would be a paradox. If you’re praying for something, it means you want it. Rape occurs when the victim does NOT want it. Thus, what you’re saying is that I could only want something that I don’t want, which is impossible.
So True Brother August! She accuses our wonderful intern of looking like a jerk douche bag (something she sadly is not familiar with in reality) and fantasy Rapes Mike all while posting pictures of herself looking like a 12 year old boy!
not to mention that she was married to our dear Brother Bruce and refused his love, leading him to obtain an annulment. Militant Negro seems to be the only one interested in her.
OH HELL NO!
Bruce showed me some pictures. That bitch is ugly. The dog looks better than her. Anyone that spends $200 bucks on a sex toy is messed up in the head.
Hey, it’s not my fault Bruce was attracted to someone looking like a 12-year-old male.
Claire, I loved you for your inner beauty, which never, ever came out. I’m sorry that the fact I was willing to marry you and try to procreate with you was not enough for you. I guess you already have enough “children” with your 402 cats though.
I would like to take this time to thank Jesus for creating a loophole in divorces, annulments, so I did not end up sinning by needing a divorce. Thank You Jesus, I love You.
So basically you guys shot the video for the Beastie Boys “sabotage” for your show?
Anyway, why do you pull up, get out and then get back in?
I believe he was chasing after a afro-saxon and couldn’t catch him. They know how to run very fast.
no need to be shouting that out we already know he’s a racist douchbag with nor life not to mention an asswipe
That’s true. I just get so tired of his BS sometimes.
The slow ones got eaten. Leaving only the fast Genes. Cannibals.
We’ll do whatever it takes to cover a story, though Bryan almost drowned today during the shoot for our Minority Surf Wars segment coming up next week. He made it to shore and the lifeguard, she wasn’t too bad.
I am proud to be a part of a Fellowship that has Iterns like Mike Watson and Bryan Blake. These two young men are willing to risk certain death by following Gays, Illegal Mexicans, Terrorists, Communist Japanese and Blacks around, just to get us God’s Truth. Everybody should be thankful that we have amazing young Christians willing to do this for our souls. THANK YOU BRYAN BLAKE AND MIKE WATSON!!! You are both heroes in God’s eye and mine as well.