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Ninja Turtles Are Turning Our Young Females Into Whore Sluts

A new terror for future house wives has shown it’s face. The popular karate cartoon “Teenager Ninja Turtles” has secretly been brainwashing young females into dressing up like little devil whores to tempt young boys into performing sex acts with them before marriage.

It is now clear that each turtle was showing girls how to sinfully perform sex hand moves on men’s flesh rods and also showing them how to dress slutty.

Examples:

Ralph used two Japanese knifes as his weapon, so this was showing girls how to demon hack two male parts at once.

Donald used a long stiff wooden staff, which was teaching girls to play with black demon snakes.

Lenard used a two Chinese sword which was telling girls to allow boys inside not just the baby door, but also their sewer hole at the same time.

Michael was famous for his numbed chucks, which telling girls to become what college kids call “spinners”.

Who would of ever thought just a innocent cartoon could cause some much harm to our future home makers?

MY PROOF

A secret porno video made for die hard Ninja Turtle fans:

Another video that teaches kids a sing along to use the internet for porn:

Here is a gallery of smut loving college girls dressed up like heathen turtles: