Chalk ARod Up to the Gays and Hell


It looks like our little baseball super star is also a rear entry super star. In a recent Details cover shoot, Arod (now I know why he has “rod” in his name) is sleeveless showing “juiced” arms and is kissing himself in a gay way.

This is obviously promoting a homo gay agenda. Maybe during games instead of passing out little bats, they should pass out little dingle twinkies to the kids, so they can wave them around while he is “at bat.”

Now back to his steroid usage. We all know gays do steroids, so they don’t look sickly due to all the diseases they have and now we know exactly why Arod himself has been juicing his homo wonderland body.

I think the real story is the bat boy. I think we should actually stop trying to ask doctors if they shot him up with steroids and start asking the bat boy if he ever touched him in homosexual ways.

22 thoughts on “Chalk ARod Up to the Gays and Hell

  1. Thetruth

    Come on now.. gays are the biggest threat to america.. they don’t reproduce at a rate of 15:1 …
    kill the niggers and mexicans.. the gays will kill themselves.

  2. anon

    disgusting! a man making out with a man! and this is in our mainstream print media? where is this country going? and why are we in this handbasket?

  3. Tyson Bowers III

    You know after further reviewing this.. I saw a penis on the internet and I thought to myself…Well that’s just swell. And SWELL it did! Arod can ram me anyday. I’d like to be his catcher any day.

  4. Kris Reizer

    So many misconceptions here.. Where to start?

    First off, this picture is ambiguous. The man is looking into a mirror, standing close to it. Next, not only is there no statistical evidence to back up you claim that homosexuals carry more diseases than anyone else (heterosexuals have it, too, my friend), but steroids would not disguise the symptoms in any way. Rather, they would deplete the body’s resources and only cause the user to appear more sickly. Finally, there is no, I repeat, absolutely no link between homosexuals and pedophiles. If a pedophile happens to be homosexual, he or she will seek children of his or her own gender. If not, then the opposite gender will be victimized.

    Try to think before you write hateful words.

  5. Jesus

    The best I can say about the author of this blog is that he is afraid of the world around him. Many of us put up this armor to protect ourselves from that which we don’t understand. We call people mean names and attack them for things that we feel seperate them from us. When we don’t understand that we are all connected we put up walls to keep out that which we feel is “bad” not realizing that we are actually creating more seperation which creates more fear. Sometimes it even results in violence. And so begins another cycle of negativity. Negativity however cannot exhist on it’s own. It’s dependent upon the attention of other negative actions and thoughts. I suggest we allow the negativity to stop now. Don’t comment on this or any of his hatefull posts anymore. If anything send this man your love and wish him well. Pray fir him to find peace within himself and maybe he can learn to express himself in a way that promotes thy peace to his fellow human beings. Don’t feed him more of what his ego desires. You cannot attack the darkness that has pervaded his soul, you can only shine the light on it and hope for the best. Until he finds his own way out of the darkness he will continue to live in the he’ll that he wishes upon everyone else.

    COMMENTS MAKE HIM HAPPY, CLICKING LINKS MAKES HIM MONEY. just leave the site and never look back.

  6. Chris Christie

    Lol, first off it’s “A-Rod”! Get it right…

    And by the way, if you had ever seen a gay man’s penis, you’d agree with me that there are no steroids involved… (and I have first-hand experience)

    Oh, and in case you didn’t know: Statistically, more heterosexual men have HIV/AIDS than gay men. And I believe a lot of them are Christian… (unconfirmed)

  7. Stacey

    Gays are not the reason for child rape, pedophiles are, there is quite a difference, because most pedophiles are straight.

  8. anonymo

    Tyson, I have got to mention, you write the funniest shit. I fall of my chair laughing at everything that you have to say. The fact that you believe that is one thing, but the way you think you can convince others? Its just too hilarious. Kudos.

  9. Mike

    Reading what you type makes my pee-pee get hard. Will you play with my pee-pee? I’ve always wanted to fuck a christian freak faggot!

    MMMM… you should suck my dick because it tastes like Jesus’ ass!

    You are all freaks.

  10. Kris Reizer

    # Of 86 – 88 million heterosexual men, 9 percent of them victimized 8 million girls under age 18, which constitutes 25 percent of all girls.

    # An uncertain percentage of the estimated 2 million homosexual men victimized 6-8 million boys, under age 18, amounting to 17 – 24 percent of all boys.

    # Therefore, considered in the aggregate, 3 to 4 boys are sexually molested per homosexual adult male.

    # Only .09 girls are sexually molested per heterosexual adult male, which is to say that, on average, 1 in 11 heterosexual males victimizes a girl under 18.

    That is copied and pasted from the link to “detailed medical research” on the page you referenced. The statistic that 3 to 4 boys are molested per adult heterosexual male only works mathematically when it is assumed that all homosexual males are molesters. That math would be:

    6 to 8 million molested boys/2 million homosexual men= 3 to 4 molested boys per homosexual man

    However, it states that an uncertain percentage of those men were responsible for the sum total of the molestations, thereby invalidating the entire statistic, as they require data on that percentage to do the math.

  11. GodisDead

    No. Pedophiles are the reason for child rape. It’s an entirely separate thing. And from the hot, slavering tone of your writing in your ‘article’, did you do it with one hand? Those images get too much for you?

  12. Caleb

    Is this website for real or is this the “Onion” of the Christian world? If it’s real, good lord almighty do I feel sorry for Christians. You guys are so out of touch!


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