For those who thought God’s first and last test to mankind was 6,000 years ago, think again. God has had another test tucked away inside the female fish cave since her creation from Adam’s rib. This flesh hanging “forbidden fruit” is scientifically called a “vaginal wart” or “clitoral muscle”. This muscle was placed on the female’s upper baby hole after Eve tricked Adam into taking a bit out of the first Forbidden Fruit in the Garden of Eden. Since mankind failed that test, God wanted to put in place a new test that would weed out the true sinners among his flock. God is able to find out who is touching this button of sin because once touched it releases a sinful urge of orgasmic feeling throughout the female body and she screams in a demonic pleasure that alerts God of any foul sex play.
The clitoral muscle is just like the forbidden fruit tree in The Old Testament. It was a dangling moist and ripe piece of sweet irresistible pleasure that once picked and played with, would ban Adam and Eve from Eden and bring Original Sin on to mankind. Just like the fruit, the clitoris whispers enticements into a man’s ear, knowing that once touched our picked, it will send his female into a Satanic frenzy of orgasmic pleasure, but at the same time break God’s trust.
When aroused during baby creation, the sin snake tickles the woman’s child tunnel and forces the clitoral muscle to peak out and tempt the man with curiosity, almost like a low hanging fruit tempting its possible pray into coming closer to take a gander at its secreting juices of Satanic sweetness. When touched or pushed, it is like ringing Satan’s doorbell and asking him if you can enter his house of all night S&M, sin orgies. You don’t want to be mingling with those party goers, as God will remove you from his VIP list in Heaven.
Remember women are not meant to feel sexual pleasure, as that was their punishment for tempting man into sin. If your female has been bringing up clitoral play during dinner time, she most likely has been gossiping with liberal female minded housewives during chore hours and they have been filling her mind with delusions of explicit sexual grandeur.
So men, even if you are lollipoping the sin spot with your toungue and shoving a massaging plastic torpedo onto your women’s gush button, you are engaging in a three way with sex master Satan. Also remember, if your woman is asking you to explore her fishing hole or that she is unable to reach “female climax”, gently yell at her and tell her that those are just whispers of Satan coming out of her mouth and they only “climax” she needs to worry about is yours. Also remind her of her female duties and that women gave up their right to climax 6,000 years ago.
Now with that out of the way, let us watch a moral video: