What is a Lollapalooza?
Lollapalooza is an annual hipped hopped and devil metal music festival that showcases popular Satanically drugged influenced music acts that your children hear on the radio. Every year, thousands of welfare living Hipsters from New York, Seattle, San Francisco, Miami and Lincoln, Nebraska come and celebrate all things unholy and 1986.
Lollapalooza has featured a demonic range of no talent having artist such as 30 Seconds to Mars, New Founded Glory Hole, Lady Gaga, Foster the People and other hipster, raver and straight edged acid pop punk bands. Party goers might even be fed death lullabies of fast BPM jungle list, drummed and based DJs like DJ Diesel Boy or even worse, a live performance by one of those hooker harlot Disney Channel female singers.
Lollapalooza was invented in 1995 by Chains Addiction singer Perry Followill as a tour for his band to team up with other bands to spread their message of non-marital sex and drugs. Lollapalooza continued until 1997, until it was shut down by the FBI for explicit public sodomy acts and then repurchased by the creators of Coachella Festival, Golden Voice in 2003. Since 2003 the festival has been in a downward spiral and until 2009, low ticket sells threatened a full shut down until they promoters added “pay for play” sex tents and “liquid rooms” to the event.
Lolla – Early 20th century shows that the term Lolla refers to a large lollipop.
pal – Partnered or paired with.
ooza – Oozing amounts of drugs
So what this festival’s name means is a festival that celebrates illegal drug use and distributes drug filled lollipop that will send your kids on a trip to fairy tale candy land, while playing hop scotch with rainbow colored dragon midgets and satanic unicorns.
Who Goes to Lollapalooza?
Besides every sexual fueled hipster and $3 suburban, tube top wearing floozy? Try every 40 something year old who is trying to relive his early 20’s by hoping to find your daughter passed out by the porta potties in hopes to get a “sneak a snake” thrill, while your daughter lies drugged out in a pool of vomit and urine.
What Goes on at Lollapalooza?
Did you know that Mexican drug cartels make 25% of the heroin sales quota at Lollapalooza alone? So be sure that if your son wears fake glasses and hipster styled capri pants, he is most likely engaging in south of the border drug highs and dancing the mariachi two step with Satan.
Since the beginning of Lollapalooza, drug cartels have been hired to fill up lollipops with Mexican street heroin or “Liquid H Bomb” and then sold to child at the festival for $4.95. These drug candies are sold to cloud the mind’s of your kids so the event vendors can then bombard your children with sex marinated offers and other drugs like the popular raver, “anal ecstasy” or “frosted dipped X gumdrops”.
Once under the influence of devil music and Mexican lollipops, your children will most likely be tempted to take a peak into a “pay for play” tent. These tents all have different sex fetish themes that range from “Bear and Twink SMDB”, “Deep Devil Back Scuttling” or even “Around the World Analigus”. All these are gay style sex shops that lure children into the gay lifestyle.
When your son or daughter has found which sexual forte they feel pressured into, they are made to pay $40 a “pop” to experience 5 minutes of pure homo erotic play. Once finished they come out abused and confused, just the way the gays like them.
If you allow your kids to go, they will come back fabulously drenched in sinful drug use and gay.
When and Where is it?
This year it is being held in the liberal king’s hometown, no not Jakarta, Indonesia, but Chicago, IL and it is during the Pagan holiday, Lammas.
Lammas, also called “The Weekend of Sex”, celebrates the Celtic sex god. So not only are your kids having sex with homosexuals and lick down drug filled candy, but they are also praying to a Pagan god who encourages anal and clitoral play.