I’d like to again start with the fact that I have been right about College Humor from the start.
College Humor is a organization created and ran by one of the largest homo gay agenda movements in the United States of America.
Today we have more proof of this. Below is a photo taken within their back office by one of our interns who was acting as a “visitor” while touring the offices of College Homo.
From what our intern reported, College Humor is mass producing mouth sex act dolls to send out to young college men to practice gay face hole sex. What’s even weirder is that some are made to look like orientals.
I believe their main goal is to use these dolls and produce shows, showing college boys that dipping your tadpole torpedo into another mans chatter box is perfectly normal and cool to do. Well it is not and it is very sinful.
Boo again College Humor, boo again.
This is the site controlled by those two Jewish kids?
Yes sir! One of them is gay
Those two college boys are owned by a heavy-set elderly homosexual named Barry Diller.
have you orded your head yet faggot that would be in black for you and white for billings i suppose
Chances are those are NOT intended for sexual use, because:
1. The mouth hole is too large. Most men don’t have penises that wide, thus they would achieve no satisfaction from using them
2. They are more than likely teaching aides to teach medical students how to insert an orogastric tube – the presence of the esophagus, stomach, and part of the small intestine, as well as the obvious medical setting supports this
How do you know so much about the size of male organs? And you’re wrong about that, of course.
Gee, maybe because I watch porn and because, as a Certified Nursing Assistant, I’ve had the unpleasant task of washing said organs.
And no, I’m not “wrong about that.” Few men have penises large enough to be pleasured by those mouths, regardless of what they may claim.
Claire, you shouldn’t be so harsh. You are forgetting that Stephenson does not have one of those. His statement on the entire subject is based upon the fact that he and Tyson watched a male porno to find out what every one was talking about. So don’t give to hard of a time….ok? X]
Really, Stephenson Billings? Four inches diameter? On average?
Most women- assuming that most women are normal people- would be pretty badly injured by something that large. Your wife must be as loose as a subway tunnel, just to make way for that fat love sausage.
Where do you buy pants, anyway? How can you wear them with such a massive wad of raw, pulasting manhood betwixt your thighs?
In any case, Stephenson Billings thought about stuffing his massive christmas log of lust down the throats of those hideous dolls and decided that yeah, it would fit- just.
Stephenson Billings. He’s straight. Definitely.
And if you think a giant wanger makes you seem attractive on the internet, you’re wrong.
You know nothing of mature anatomy. And you’re all a bunch of perverts. Why must you two turn every article into a discussion of hardcore porn?
Well, the article is about sex dolls.
And you claimed your member was big enough to be pleasured by those giant mouths. Which means that’s how big your wife’s unmentionable needs to stretch to accomodate your dick during sex. Which means that it’s unhealthily loose.
Clearly, I’m the pervert and the one who brought up hardcore pornography, rather than it being the focus of the article.
We know more about mature anatomy than you do. How many penises have you seen in your life, Billings? Probably just your own, considering how you probably think that setting eye on another penis makes you gay. Although I’ve never had sex, I have been required to hold several penises in my hand in order to wash them in the hospital. I’m also well-versed in porn. No, not “professional” porn, with fake boobs, latex, and enlarged dicks. I prefer homemade porn, with REAL couples engaged in sex, and while I’ve seen some fairly well endowed males in the videos, I have NEVER seen a man with a penis with a wide enough girth to attain pleasure from the size of those mouth holes.
Also, if those dolls were sex toys, they wouldn’t be on flimsy little metal stands, and they wouldn’t include the esophagus, stomach, and part of the SMALL intestine.
“Why must you two turn every article into a discussion of hardcore porn?”
There would be nothing of a sexual nature in these comments if Tyson Boners hadn’t incorrectly labeled those dolls as being sex toys, instead of what they really are – educational aides (most likely orogastric intubation models).
Claire hasn’t had sex cause no man would marry her.
I really am reluctant to turn this into a biology lesson and I’m loathe to talk about the male penis on the internet… but the truth is as a man ages, it gets larger.
Now can we all just move on?
You DO know that there are limits to size, right? It’s not like a man keeps growing and growing until they die. Yes they grow, but their penis size usually stops growing after puberty.
Billings and Tyson are most likely gay lovers, by the way.
Has nobody here ever heard of Penis Pumps? All these college boys are huge on Penis Pumps (and after they have used them even more)!
And don’t forget, those College Boys have American tadpole torpedoes, no matter how far they have strayed. Claire and Woody obviously have some anti-American blood running through their veins. Americans have the biggest wangs on earth. That’s a fact.
European tadpole torpedoes are much smaller, but I hear they are hugely into double penetration. These chatterboxes would accommodate two European dicks easily
Mr. Billings, For your python to be as big as you claim you must of raped a radioactive pig or something.
Those mouths are way too big for the average size of a male penis.
This article is boring, its not up to your usual shenanigans. I move and have it replaced with something way more right-wing/christian extremist offensive. No one is going to get mad over this.
You’re not trying hard enough.
“Claire hasn’t had sex cause no man would marry her.”
No, I haven’t had sex because I feel too young for it, even at 19, I respect my body, I’d rather not take the risk of consequences of having sex, and because I’m a feminist (in case you haven’t figured that out yet). Oh, and I’m not interested in marrying, either, so you can shove that little theory of yours up your gaping asshole, Mr. Boners.
“I really am reluctant to turn this into a biology lesson and I’m loathe to talk about the male penis on the internet… but the truth is as a man ages, it gets larger.”
The only one who needs a biology lesson is you, Billings. Oh, and “male penis” is redundant, you know that, right?
And the penis stops growing at the same time the rest of the body stops growing. If a mans penis just keeps on getting bigger in his fifties and sixties, he most likely has a malignancy. End of story. We’ve had it with the patronizing tone, Billings. You know damn well that the penis does not keep growing into the golden years; you simply think that us females are too ignorant about male anatomy to know that it’s a damn lie. Sorry, but I’m well-versed in both human and animal anatomy and physiology and biology and my education is continuing. If I was talking to an intelligent, rational male, I would never claim that I knew more about male anatomy than him, but it’s obvious that you don’t have a clue as to what you’re talking about.
Once again, I really do not wish to turn this into a sex ed class, but yes the man’s organ does expand in size as he ages. I know this for a fact. It’s the same thing as a man’s waist size or his ankles. It happens particularly when a man hits 40 and thereafter. The organ increases in girth, just as his waist increases in girth. Size does not stop at puberty. That is ridiculous to say this as you are a child and have no experience in this personally. If you have ever been in the shower at the YMCA with older men, you would see the truth. Women have an equivalent increase in the size of their sexual organ in their later years.
I bet you like that, don’t you? Love the sight of another man’s penis? Or are you just “comparing size”?
Do you really need to work so hard to spread the homosexual agenda? It’s wearing me down little guy.
Hey, if you’re gay, you’re gay. I’m more than convinced that you are, though.
please, tell me BILLINGS, when you people and the bible claim to hate on LGBTQs but say God makes no mistakes when he sends people on to Earth, yet he sends his own creations i.e LGBTQs to hell?
“That is ridiculous to say this as you are a child and have no experience in this personally.”
I’m not a child. I’m 19 and I have bathed elderly men.
“but yes the man’s organ does expand in size as he ages.”
Not enough to achieve sexual pleasure from the mouth hole of one of those dolls. Don’t be an idiot.
It expands wtih age, but it also becomes impossible to maintain an erection due to reduced testosterone.
But still, what you’re basically doing is turning Christwire into a place where you brag idiotically about your impossible penis size.
And plus, even for a healthy male, an erection of that size could possibly make him pass out. And that is like a healthy 20 year old male. Not to mention some 50 year old.
There’s a different between “larger” and “saggier.”
Also lets not forget what aged balls look like.
A refresher, if you please!
CSB Warning: Refrain from posting sin marinated images.
Hey, if it weren’t for Eve eating the damned apple, the naked body wouldn’t be a sin.
AM I RITE?
You guys are so silly.
She’s a young cat lady. I bet she is a overweight goth girl
And I bet you’re a retarded child rapist.
Wrong, wrong, and wrong.
I don’t think having two cats qualifies as “cat lady”. I’m 115 lbs, and goths piss me off.
You should show us a picture so we can see if you’re really that size.
Looking for more pics to masturbate to, I see…
There’s no way in hell I’m going to use a picture that shows my face. And no, I’m not ugly, I’d just rather not show you perverts my face.
Not gonna show my face, because that’s dangerous to do on a site full of Christian perverts.
Whatever you want to believe, Mr. Boners.
I believe those are photos of someone else. People like you don’t weigh under 205.
As I said before, whatever you want to believe, Mr. Boners.
p.s. people with faces like yours usually have at least several naked boys chained up in their basements.
I’m old and for my age I’m quite the looker. You my dear are lying. 5’1 and 115 doesn’t match those images. You must be a stumpy midget.
If looking like a rapist is what qualifies as a “looker” nowadays, then I suppose you are.
And sorry, but 5’1″ and 115 do indeed match those pictures. You know how I know? Because they’re me.
Next time don’t link your youtube videos to your username. I can see why you will never been married.
Actually I’ll never be married because I don’t WANT to be married.
I think it is cause you like living with Mommy and Daddy and like to play games with your kitties. Such a good little liberal living off others.
Yes, because god forbid I should still live with my parents at age 19…
And sorry, but I don’t exactly go trolling the streets for boys.
“but mommy she isn’t doing things like i did, tell her she’s wrong”
Liberals live at home?! what about the redneck people this site was designed for? How many of them still live with mommy and daddy at 50 years old? and for a supposed christian you sure do make a lot of uncalled for comments towards homosexuals, women, and liberals.
What an ignorant douchebag!
Wait, so you own a dog?
He’s my project dog at school.
That is a very cute dog. Thanks for sharing. Proves once again I may have had you all wrong.
No, it just proves that you’re a presumptuous dickwad.
And he’s not cute, he’s fucking adorable.
Well don’t go ruin the mood by cursing, dear Claire. Maybe we can catch some coffee next time I’m in Boston?
So….now that you can’t get your rocks off on those plastic dummy dolls, which look very uncomfortable by the way, you feel the need to hit on people that hate you……AGAIN?!?!? I thought that this little fantasy was over three months ago. Too bad, you going to hell and all. I’ll see you there.
“Well don’t go ruin the mood by cursing, dear Claire. Maybe we can catch some coffee next time I’m in Boston?”
Mood? What mood? Oh, I see, you were trying to create a carefree, happy, light mood by telling me that my beagle is cute. Well sorry, but confirming the obvious about my dog won’t diminish my hatred for you in any way. In case I’m mistaken, the only reason we’re talking about my dog is because you demanded pictures of me to make sure that I’m not a fat goth. If you think that calling my dog cute will make me forget about the fact that you’re a sexist pig who murders innocent kittens, then think again. Any “man” who thinks that he has the right to “discipline” me because of my gender will be catching coffee, alright. He’ll be catching a scalding hot pot of it right down his pants.
No, I apologize and that is not why I asked to see a picture of you. I’ve always just wanted a face to put with your name. That is all and your dog is cute, and adorable. It is great that you are a devoted veterinarian in training.
I’ll tell you what, just to prove that I am serious. I will refrain from commenting on anything for a month if you show a picture with your face clearly on it. It would pain me and sadly probably make you happy, but just to show I am not kidding and serious about what I said.
That’s a dirty lie. Quote:
“You should show us a picture so we can see if you’re really that size.”
Please stop trying to win my favor by reiterating that my dog is cute.
And I’m not a veterinarian in training, I’m a veterinary technician in training. I’m sure you’ll use that information to make a jab at my being female, and that a job as an animal “nurse” is probably more appropriate for someone of my “chromosomal problem”.
And no, I absolutely will not show a picture of my face. The thought is simply creepy.
The vet world is lucky to have such a fine person as yourself. And that was not me left that comment, though before, I have been very testy and do apologize. I have apologized before. You should really let us put a face to your name.
“The vet world is lucky to have such a fine person as yourself.”
As I said before, stop trying to win me over. I’m never going to like you, no matter how much you kiss my fucking feet.
“And that was not me left that comment”
Yes, it was. The way I found the comment was I went to your “Christwire Flock” page where it lists recent posts. And I know that it was the correct “Flock” page because I clicked on the Adam Nelson with the oldest join date and whose page links to that afr radio garbage.
“though before, I have been very testy and do apologize. I have apologized before.”
And you can apologize until the world ends, but I’m not going to accept it. Why should I accept an apology from someone who views my gender as inferior and who sends kittens to be euthanized?
“You should really let us put a face to your name.”
No, I shouldn’t. Why don’t you put a face to YOUR generic American name?
You gotta have a really poor job at an awesome company. I mean, it must have taken you awhile to get there considering that you are very persistant at ass kissing, but you still suck at it. The simple fact is… CLAIRE. HATES. YOU. Therefore, the result of this well known little tidbit, is I think that everyone else does too.
Dude Really? your trying to get a girl to send you pictures and date you over comments. Get a fucking life.
Found you on Youtube
Gosh, that must have taken SO much ingenuity on your part, there, Boners. Who would have thought that clicking on that little red hyperlink in my name would have brought you somewhere?
I’m done with you for today. I know how sensitive liberals are.
Dear god, hope you get the letter and…
I pray you can make it better down here
I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer
But all the people that you made in your image
See them starving in the street
‘Cause they don’t get enough to eat from god
I can’t believe in you
Dear god, sorry to disturb you but…
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
And all the people that you made in your image
See them fighting in the street
‘Cause they can’t make opinions meet about god
I can’t believe in you
Did you make disease and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!
Dear god don’t know if you noticed but…
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
And all the people that you made in your image
still believing that junk is true
Well I know it ain’t, and so do you
I can’t believe in
I don’t believe
I won’t believe in heaven or hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You’re always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it’s the same the whole world ’round
The hurt I see helps to compound
That father, son and holy ghost
Is just somebody’s unholy hoax
And if you’re up there you’ll perceive
That my heart’s here upon my sleeve
If there’s one thing I don’t believe in
Song lyrics. Go to YouTube and Search “Dear God XTC”.
Claire, please open your heart and welcome in my apologies. I will be in Boston next week, so let’s meet up for lunch. Some of my friends will be there too if you want to bring some of yours as well.
“Claire, please open your heart and welcome in my apologies.”
Hmm, how ’bout…NO.
“I will be in Boston next week, so let’s meet up for lunch.”
“Some of my friends will be there too if you want to bring some of yours as well.”
How many times do I have to repeat myself? I don’t associate with, accept apologies from, or befriend people who view females as inferior and who murder kittens.
Yes, Mr. Boners, as you can see, I’m just so morbidly obese…
I sure am a porker, aren’t I?
Well if you’re as strong as a women as you say you are, then I would think you’d be able to support yourself by the age of 19. I was 16 when I moved out and started supporting myself. More proof men are more successful and stronger then women.
“Well if you’re as strong as a women as you say you are”
Hmm, last time I checked, I was only one woman.
“then I would think you’d be able to support yourself by the age of 19.”
Well sorry that I actually LOVE my parents, which you obviously didn’t. Did they beat you? Did your father beat your thighs with cold cuts and shove umbrellas up your ass? Is that why you left home so early?
“I was 16 when I moved out and started supporting myself. More proof men are more successful and stronger then women.”
Well, good for you. What do you want, a freaking medal?
pull up a pillow kids grandpa is telling stories about how patheticly backwards the world was when he was a kid.
MEN ARE STRONGER THAN WOMEN?
You can’t even stand being kicked in your nut sack you fucking asshole.
TRY GIVING BIRTH BITCH.
TRY BLEEDING EVERY MONTH.
TRY splitting your fucking penis in HALF to have a child.
THEN tell me who’s stronger.
WITHOUT WOMEN you fuckers won’t have a decent meal on your table.
WITHOUT WOMEN’S mental and sexual support, you fuckers won’t be working as hard as you can.
YOU HOMOPHOBIC, SEXIST FUCKERS are the ones who will burn in hell.
stop making GAY LOVING OPEN MINDED STRAIGHT PEOPLE look bad.
YOU’RE NOT HELPING GOD SPREAD THE WORD OF LOVE.
YOU’RE STOPPING PEOPLE from LOVING ONE ANOTHER FOR FUCKS SAKE.
AND YOU’RE SPREADING MORE DISBELIEF IN GOD
SO PLEASE, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Here you go, Mr. Boners:
This picture is plainly telling you “KISS MY ASS ADAM NELSON”
Is this what you want to see, Mr. Boners?
Always turning it into porn
There’s nothing pornographic about it, Mr. Boners. It’s just the way my baby was laying in my lap.
You see what you look for. And I don’t understand how you saw that…
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Wait, wait, wait… I saw a comment up there about Claire not having sex because no man would marry her… Last time I checked you don’t need to be married in order to have sex; the equipment for men and women works just fine without that signed marriage certificate.
YOU PEOPLE are batshit fucking crazy. Do you honestly believe the shit that comes out of your mouths’?! As Jesus, I say STOP this nonsense. I might as well cast the lot of you into hell for blasphemy. YOU PEOPLE are giving MY religion a shitfuck horrible name. I’d appreciate all of you to JUST FUCKINIG STOP. & Go off yourselves, that’d make my fucking day.
Jesus Hussein Christ 😐 <- this is a face of disapproval.
WTF? is this satire? it has to be, because the articles are so fucking hilarious…
You idiots do realize that the word “orientals” is a racial slur don’t you?
yeah i got something for you to practice sucking. aint no tadpole like yours though.
Stephenson and Tyson- I kinda of doubt you guys ever even received head from a chick so what would you know on this subject? Claire is so right- you DO look like one of those redneck pervs that chain up little boys and rape them! You might want to consider a makeover… and more sex with *attractive* women (that might be hard for you though). Goodluck with that nonetheless.
These are models designed for students in dental school to practice operating in the confined space that is the human mouth. college humor has them because their minds went to the same place yours did: oral sex! Unfortunately these are not for oral sex, but maybe the Japanese could attach one of these heads to the iFairy robot…
People can see different things in different images. Claire got a Medical Teaching Aid, you got oral sex, and I got “Holy shit, I’m a disembodied head!”
a lot of people lives with parent even after 18 mostly because of lack of money ( yet they work ) or because their works or school is close to home
SO why wasting Money on an appartment if the school/work is close
—Deuteronomy 1:17 (New International Version)
17 Do not show partiality in judging; hear both small and great alike. Do not be afraid of any man, for judgment belongs to God. Bring me any case too hard for you, and I will hear it.—
So this passage is from the bible. Let’s break it down according to a sane persons mindset.
“Do not show partiality in judging; hear both small and great alike. Do not be afraid of any man, for judgment belongs to God.”
So when you say that Homosexual men and women are sinful or unholy, you are already committing a major sin. According to your own book, if somebody is doing something wrong according to the laws of your god, then he will deal with it. Not insignificant little sniveling cockroaches such as yourselves.
“Bring me any case too hard for you, and I will hear it.”
So, if this part of your book of lies is considered truth, why don’t you take it to a higher up in your god-forsaken church instead of bitching about it on the internet? Isn’t that waht you were taught to do? Oh……hold on there a second. I forgot. You’re scared to go talk to your priest. It gives you an awfully uncomfortable feeling in your pants, considering your own childhood.
This is a terrible parody site, guys.
IT’S A JOKE.
@Claire… even sharpest steel cuts not the stone heart of a devoted troll. a lack of attention, however, maketh them to leave to feast on the negative emotional energy of another unsuspecting person.. anyone with a strong opinion