God has been very active this week with love tapping sinners. His latest display of power was striking down the pregnant and overweight Christina Aguilera during her performance at the Grammys.
(we believe the father is either a Mexican or a black colored man)
We believe this was to punish her for her horrible super bowl performance and to show how great his power is when his children defy him.
Remember, we also want her deported back to Mexico, so make sure to support our cause here.