Atheists Give Puppy Drugs

Leave it to heartless Atheists to find it humorous to intoxicate a canine for pure drug infused giggles. The Atheist mind only has love for itself and denies any emotional attachment to other living things. In a way, they believe nothing else can feel, so therefore harming another person or animal is no different than snapping a carrot in half or splitting a piece of wood.

In the video below, you will see the result of a puppy being injected with large amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and heroin. “PBR” is the beer of choice for hipsters, emos and Atheists alike. Watch as the poor pup is dazed in a druggy stuper and alcoholic dream state of confusion and fear.

46 thoughts on “Atheists Give Puppy Drugs

  1. Damien Blade Spring "Emosexual" Extraordinaire

    So, if you even read the title of the video you posted, you would see that it has nothing to do with PBR or drugs. PBR most certainly is the beer of choice for hipsters, but I am not so sure about emos or atheists. I personally hate PBR and prefer instead to drink Hoegaarden, Carlsberg, Heineken, Bud Light, and Coors Light. But then again, I am neither hipster, emo, or an Atheist.

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  2. Neoconstipated

    “prefer instead to drink Hoegaarden, Carlsberg, Heineken, Bud Light, and Coors Light.”

    I am not surprised. There is profound evidence of your alcohol abuse within your postings on this holy website.

    “But then again, I am neither hipster, emo, or an Atheist.”

    How are you able to logically deny that you are not an emosexual when the word is in your filthy username? The answer is; you can not. It is of Satan to deceive and since all emosexuals are driven by their allegiance to Satan’s will, they do the same. Thankfully, God has given His followers the power to properly discern this type of heathen-speak.

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    1. Damien Blade Spring "Emosexual" Extraordinaire

      So, it is in my username because I am making fun of how stupid you guys are. Notice also that it is in quotation marks, as if it were being said sarcastically. Oh, wait, it is. Also, all I said was that I prefer those beers, not that I drink them all day everyday. I am sure that you drink a tumbler of whiskey in the morning with breakfast, an entire bottle when you get home, and then, before beating your wife for the night, you drink another bottle. So, please, stop talking out your ass.

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      1. Neoconstipated

        I’m positive that on the day of judgment you will stand before Christ and claim that your username was chosen to make fun but when a thorough examination of the deceit and outright slander in evidence, your postings on this Holy Website and most likely within your dark, emosexual life, the decision will be made to cast your soul into a firey lake of sulfuric torment for eternity unless you repent now.

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          1. God

            Judgement Day is just what I call Casual Friday. I like to sit there and judge people’s tacky Hawaiian shirts.

    1. Claire

      Actually my degree will be quite real. You know, it’s funny that you should make fun of my education, considering how your grasp of the English language is poor and you thought that the $ came after the number. Fucking idiot.

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  3. Stephenson Billings

    Many times black fellows post videos of their crimes to Youtube and Facebook. What often follows is a public outcry and then the police pursuit of such people. Remember the violent looters in Toronto and London? Hopefully that happens with the people behind this abuse. I just find it terribly wrong.

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      1. Neoconstipated

        To the pure and righteous, it’s sickening that anyone would find animal cruelty “cute” but as Sister Susan has informed us, such behavior is within the ethos of the emosexual agenda.

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        1. mcr666

          It’s not animal cruelty. Are they beating the puppy? Are they throwing things at it or doing other things to endanger its life or cause it bodily or emotional harm? No, they are not. If they are not doing these things, it is not cruelty.

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  4. Claire

    The puppy is trying not to fall asleep, hence the title of the video. If the title isn’t accurate chances are he/she was just neutered/spayed and is still working off the anesthesia.

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  5. mcr666

    If you actually click the video and follow it to youtube, you would see the description of the video saying “puppy trying not to fall asleep”.

    “The Atheist mind only has love for itself and denies any emotional attachment to other living things.”
    This is not true. I’d considered myself atheist for several years, for the basic reason that I was tired of having some religions shoved down my throat, from my parents, my school, my friends. And yet, I was able to love animals – we have rescued many stray animals and taken care of them – and people -i had a few good friends in high school.
    So, i have proved you wrong once again.

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          1. God

            GUYS, GUYS. If you’re trying to measure morals with a barometer, you’re doing it wrong. everyone knows you use a compass.

      1. mcr666

        I’d = I had = past tense.

        I base my goodness on common sense. I belive in karma – what you do comes back to you. The thing I hate about religions upitty assholes such as yourself is that they assume that just because a person doesnt believe in G-d, (or in my case, discovering and deciding what I belive in as it pertains to G-d)that we have no morals, and we’re all just evil.

        I know right from wrong. I base my goodness on that. I have a human conscience, I understand guilt – if I do wrong, i feel bad for it. I will help people out just to do so, and am one of the least judgemental people you will ever meet.

        As a human I have free will. I don’t NEED a higher power to tell me that I should respect others – its basic common sense.

        And before you go on about my beliefs, I have been studying Judiasm for the past 6 and a half months of my own accord, in preparation to go through formal conversion and become Jewish. As for the issue of G-d it is something that I spend a lot of time contemplating how I feel about. As for the issue of Jesus, I have never bought that Jesus is the messiah crap, and I never will.

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      2. just this guy

        As an atheist my goodness is not based upon fear of retribution in the afterlife, it is based on the fact that I can innately tell right from wrong. I can only imagine the sick shit you’d be up to if you didn’t fear retribution. You don’t get it yet that the really sick folks are the ones who need religion in order to have a civilized society and the non religious ones are simply good because it’s the right thing to do and are that way without having to fear punishment, do you?

        Short answer: My morality is natural while your fear based religious construct makes you keep your lack of morality in check.

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    1. FatherBobODonell

      Unless you ask the LORD for forgiveness, I’m afraid that you’ve only been working for the devil. Only an atheist such as yourself could be this blind to not accept the self-evident TRUTH of our LORD and SAVIOUR. Repent!

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      1. Damien Blade Spring "Emosexual" Extraordinaire

        And only a self-centered, egotistical, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, right-wing nut job, christian such as yourself could miss the blatant title of the video. Here is the title of the video, take straight from the youtube video up there: Puppy trying not to sleep

        If you comment back that I am incorrect, I will know that you cannot read, and that you should be kicked out of the fold. C ya in hell.

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        1. FatherBobODonell

          The content of the video does not change the fact that GOD is out there, watching over you right now and he isn’t happy. I beg of you, repent of your folly.

          “The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge; fools despise wisdom and instruction.” Proverbs 1:7

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          1. Damien Blade Spring "Emosexual" Extraordinaire

            Well, I will be sure to alert him to your displeasure with him tonight, tomorrow, Friday, and Saturday, when I’m in synagogue all day. So, you failed.

            Also, please stop harassing my girlfriend. She is very sweet, and is actually thinking about converting to Judaism. And do you know why she isn’t sticking with your fucked up faith? I’ll give you a hint: Look in the mirror.

          2. Damien Blade Spring "Emosexual" Extraordinaire

            Well, since we do not actually believe in your idea of “Hell,” I don’t see how that is possible. Also, Jesus was a Jew, so what you are saying is that he went straight to hell for the pure reason that he was Jewish. So, even though he was your Messiah, he is burning in hell. Got it. Thanks for clearing that up.

      2. God

        Yeah. If you don’t bother me with your petty problems, I’ll MAKE you work for the devil. You’ll be waiting tables in Hell’s restaurant where they have groups upwards of 300 strong, and they all want separate checks.

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  6. Atheist as FUCK.

    Are you fucked up stupid or just ignorant?

    Atheism:
    Atheism is simply the opposite of theism. The prefix A means “without” or “not”, so Atheism is simply a lack of belief in god(s). It is not a religion, just like theism is not a religion. Atheists are usually quite fond of life, since it is the only one we have.Theists if you think about it, need a god to make their existance make sense and to make them respect life.

    You might have us confused with Satanist?

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  7. Wow

    Your oblivious minds are quite suffocating. It is quite obvious that the mere pug was not injected by any drugs what-so-ever or given any alcohol of any sort. Unless I can watch a ill-witted human being hurt the animal. Then, I find it a child or owner video taping their family pet. Plus, if it were a “hipster” or any other stereotype you “righteous” people come up with to condemn and harass. Then the floor would obviously be littered. There would be loud music other then quite country home style house. You all must honestly not understand what the Bible states about such dishonor and tyranny. I do not hate thy lord or thy God. I hate thy christians. The insulting puesudophiliosiphers of this self depleting planet. Thank the lord your destroying yourself and the ones around you. Bravo, bravo.

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  8. Jimmy

    Being a hedonistic, atheist, emotive hipster, I can guarantee you 100% that is not how a puppy acts when you inject it with PBR. The thing isn’t even wearing Ray Bans for pitty sake!

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  9. Teejay.

    Hehehe. Notice when the smart atheists come out, the jesus-folk shut up a little? Im sure they’ll be back when they figure out a way too. In the meantime, Im agnostic I think. Is that the one where your like, open to the idea of spirituality, but you havnt chosen? I dunno. I believe some things. Christians really ruined christianity for me. Also, The guy talking about Satanism, This may have been repeated alot- but Satanism isnt about worshipping satan in any way. Infact if you read through the bible there are no mentions of “The Devil” being anything more than a voice of temptation. A voice. No red skin, cloven hooves or horns or what have you.
    hehehe. Im just ranting. sorry. Religion is funny.

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  10. Jacob

    Here’s the thing with me: I’m Luciferian, I used to be athiest, but guess what? The only ones who get their puppys wasted and make them curl into a little ball and put them in a coma are the ones who are ignorant and dropped out of highschool.

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