Deport Christina Aguilera – deportchristinaaguilera.com

We have a new campaign in hopes to deport the Mexican singer, Christina Aguilera. If we can get enough people to click the like button on deportchristinaaguilera.com, we can ask the immigration office to send her back to her home state of Venezuela.

Why should she be kicked out:

She doesn’t even know the words to the Star Spangled Banner
She is a threat to our young home makers
She has a Mexican last name
She shows off her milk nips in every shirt
She has been divorced

And to quote Derek Van Buren

America is oft called the great melting pot, a place where all flavors of people can find a home. The problem is that in today’s world, not all flavors want to assimilate and blend with the national recipe. Such antics leads to a bad taste and gut-wrenched gumbo spewing all over the place, much like what was witnessed at Super Bowl party after Super Bowl party across America after Aguilera’s offensively atrocious performance.

Please help us

12 thoughts on “Deport Christina Aguilera – deportchristinaaguilera.com

  1. RD

    “We have a new campaign in hopes to deport the Mexican singer, Christina Aguilera. If we can get enough people to click the like button on deportchristinaaguilera.com, we can ask the immigration office to send her back to her home state of Venezuela.”

    She’s American, of mixed ancestry. Her father was originally from Ecuador, and was a sergeant in the US Army at the time of her birth. Her mother is of German, Irish, Welsh, and Dutch ancestry. She isn’t Mexican, she isn’t from Venezuela (which is a separate country from Mexico, just so you know). “Liking” a website isn’t going to convince anyone to deport a woman who was born on American soil, and whose parents are both American citizens.

    “Why should she be kicked out:
    She doesn’t even know the words to the Star Spangled Banner
    She is a threat to our young home makers
    She has a Mexican last name
    She shows off her milk nips in every shirt
    She has been divorced”

    So, what you’re saying is, if YOU don’t like someone, they should be deported, based on their surname and marital status?

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      1. RD

        “I see what you did there, RD. Great Summary. Praise click.”

        Glad to see you’re finally acknowledging the stupidity of Tyson’s drivel.

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  2. jazze

    yeah because that’s how imigration work right? you just need enough “likes” on an arbitary website.
    oh wait no the site you are promoting is in fact in conflict with GOD DAMN CONSTITUTION you ignorant hatefilled spawn of a place so vile that it is to hell, what hell is to heaven.
    you get deported for being in confliot with american law specifically imigration law. christiana is not. if you want the law changed fine go do that. but don’t fucking try to ignore the law because if you do that shit i’ll come by your bloody home with baseballbat and do the fucking same.

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  3. Millennium

    …. It,s me or I feel intelligent today with this stupidity she got divorced … is a real reason to deport someone ?

    how many christian family got separated ? because men could not keep their dick in their pants or woman could not keep their boobies inside of their shirt

    christian are not the best and never has been the best

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