We have a new campaign in hopes to deport the Mexican singer, Christina Aguilera. If we can get enough people to click the like button on deportchristinaaguilera.com, we can ask the immigration office to send her back to her home state of Venezuela.
Why should she be kicked out:
She doesn’t even know the words to the Star Spangled Banner
She is a threat to our young home makers
She has a Mexican last name
She shows off her milk nips in every shirt
She has been divorced
And to quote Derek Van Buren
America is oft called the great melting pot, a place where all flavors of people can find a home. The problem is that in today’s world, not all flavors want to assimilate and blend with the national recipe. Such antics leads to a bad taste and gut-wrenched gumbo spewing all over the place, much like what was witnessed at Super Bowl party after Super Bowl party across America after Aguilera’s offensively atrocious performance.