Douchebagsofgrindr.com – A Fecal Forest of Demonic Gay Imagery

Deep in the fecal scented fingers of gay cyberspace, lurks a monster against all Christian humanity. A monster with a thirst for male on male sin docking. A monster who has necromatic urges of dipping his love lure down their throats of willing and eager male slaves. A monster who dances in sugar plummed anal sin while singing show tunes and open mouth lip locks with satanic rainbow colored unicorns with foul and sinister mouths. This monster is called douchebagsofgrindr.com and it is lemon sprinkled with homogay community talk in the form of HTML tags like, femmephobia, blockophiles, body nazi, mezzy and mega douche and is layered with gay erotica that would make Elton John scream “QUEER!”

In this realm of internet, dwells the gayest of gay, the fistiest of fisters and most taint tickling turd tunneling horrors ever to be seen in .jpg format via high speed band widths. A land were DDF power bottoms can display their demonic urges to be “Kansas reversed pile driven” by a group of “cubs”, while dressed up in a Spiderman outfit. A cacophony of tough guy talk while wearing a Justin Bieber shirt with a matching fanny pack and faux hawk. A musky laced feces forest of P90X pectoral penile worshipers at their utmost unnatural fornicating gayness, who crave the open mud goblet of another sassy web surfer.

Everyday images are hand picked to show off the naughtiest of boys from the popular gay sex hook up site, Grindr. This is the type of site that gays use to impregnate their diseases of deep dish bare back pleasures into the minds of unsuspecting Google searching passerbyers. A young child might be looking for photos of Nazi bodies killed in WWII in the Bing image area and they will be unwillingly molested with imagery of men forcefully frockling their twink buddies dirty cyclops.

To prove that our review is NOT one sided and to show how vicious and unsafe this site is, even gay lifestyle journalist, Grindr frequenter and homo television super star, Aaron Heier, gives this website a “four limp” review, due to its graphic and overbearing homosexual nature. Sites like theses should be shut down for raping the web with digital gay terrorism.

31 thoughts on “Douchebagsofgrindr.com – A Fecal Forest of Demonic Gay Imagery

  1. OddAtheist

    The funny thing is that those pics are screen captures on an iPhone. Tyson, were you dabbling in the “fecal scented finger of gay cyberspace” on your phone?

    When will you come out of the closet Tyson?

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    1. Tyson Bowers III

      If you read the article, you will see they are from the site i’m talking about. Learn to read before speaking.

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      1. OddAtheist

        I know that they are pics of the site dipshit, I’m just saying the pics are on an iPhone which makes me assume you were looking this up on your phone

        Learn to understand what people are saying before you speak

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        1. Tyson Bowers III

          Again, you fail. Those iPhone pics are from the site we are talking about. Learn to understand people before trying to make it seem like they are the ones who miss the point. Moron!

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          1. OddAtheist

            And now you’re just making assumptions that I’m a lazy fuck like you, I DID click the link and I see now that they are all iPhone pics.

            But now that raises another question. Those two pics aren’t on the front page of the site, which mean you were searching the site for those pics. Why can’t you just admit your gay already?

          2. Tyson Bowers III

            Changing your argument now. Typical. So was it that I was on an iPhone or that I surfed the site to get images to prove my point or is it that I’m gay? I love how you defend gay, but yet want to use it as a means to make someone look or feel bad. So is gay bad or good? Seems it is only goo when you want to look like a open minded person, but it is bad when you want to use it as a form of slander.

          3. OddAtheist

            Look, I have absolutely nothing against gay people. My best friend, the guy I consider my brother, is openly gay and I wouldn’t change him. It’s people who lie to themselves and use their self-loathing/fear to bash gays to hide from themselves

            Get what I’m saying? I think your a closet gay whose too scared of himself that you constantly bash gays to hide the fact you are gay.

            The fact you actually searched around tht site is just another thing that makes me think your stuck in the closet

          4. LinuxGamerTheist

            Firstly, stop bashing people with iphones, they’re not all lazy. I know that I think that apple is an evil company trying to control our technology… and may have slightly lmfao’d the day steve jobs died… but still, being practical enough to not have to click a link isn’t a bad thing! Wasn’t someone on this site bitching about how only catholocs thing suffering is a good thing? Hypocrite.

          5. Blanche Beecham

            You have the patience of Job with these heathens, Deacon Tyson.

            I don’t know if it is the full moon or just the coming Apocalypse, but they seem to be getting less and less intelligent. I’ve been praying using some prayers I learned working the polls for Michele Bachmann over the new year’s holiday.

            Oh, Dear baby Jehovah Jesus, guide the misguided to your loving embrace and teach me to love them like the mother that abandoned them. Oh, baby JJ, let their eyes be opened to you and allow the word spill through them and wash away their anger and homosexuality and leave their pottie mouths clean.

          6. OddAtheist

            Bland just shut the fuck up and stick your head in the oven or something.

            Upcoming apocalypse? I highly doubt the world will end this year…There’s a better chance of me becoming Christian then the apocalypse.

            Also your “prayer” is probably the stupidest thing I’ve heard you say

          7. LinuxGamerTheist

            I think we should all pray for anyone who is stupid enough to believe whatever the fuck it was that you just said.

          8. Blanche Beecham

            …anoint these two sinners with the oil of piety and modesty and let their profane rantings and gnashing of teeth be the death rattle of their old selves, reborn new with profound words and the honor of kings…

          9. OddAtheist

            Can you ever spout anything but pointless bible verses? I’m sorry but I don’t speak crazy

  2. LinuxGamerTheist

    Firstly, I start comments with the words “firstly” too much

    Also, you are an idiot. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HTML IS? HTML tags are just like the bbcode you use to write articles fucktard. look like this .

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  3. LinuxGamerTheist

    ASSFUCKS!!!!!!!! did you delete the article i’d been spamming? If you wont let me post it, at least let me spam it in the comments, fuckers! I shall spam something else then!

    there’s a war going down between my brothers tonight
    I don’t want no war going down tonight

    civilization ha I call it as I see it
    I call it bullshit you know I still cannot believe it
    our evolution now has gone the way of hate
    a world evolved resolved in this stupid fate

    stop this… war!

    all so different yeah I say were all the same
    all caught you know in the division game
    self destruction fast impending like a bullet
    no one can stop it once its fired no one can control it

    a final word, wait it’s not a call to action
    we ain’t no sect, no this ain’t no fucking faction
    unity, unity you’ve heard it all before
    this time its not exclusive we want to stop a war

    unity as one stand together
    unity evolutions gonna come

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  4. jesuschristsalvationmagic

    this is unbelievable. It’s time like these that make me concerned for my children’s futures. How can I be sure they are safe on the streets when there are now homosexual digi-terrorists now lurking about on the internet waiting to entice my sweet children with their demonic fornication and homoerotic blasphemy. We have to pray. God offers salvation with prayer, amen. God bless you Tyson for bringing this to our attention

    Jesus heals

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  5. Ice Van Winkle

    Why are these gays always making up the silly made up imaginary Peter Pansie words:

    femmephobia, blockophiles, body nazi, mezzy and mega douche

    The word of Christ is static and strong and doesn’t need invented words.

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  6. JP

    What on earth are you all spouting about. This is all so humerous, you dont beleive for a second its real do you? Also all the religious, I am glad they spend their time praying. What a waste of time considering it was all fiction. Quite the business model for the religious. Take the money, promise them something after they die. There will be no returns required. What a concept.

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