Electric Daisy Carnival – A Puppy Mill of Sin and Gluttonous Debauchery

If you’re looking for a festival full of diversity and by diversity you mean “failed at life” mid 30 years olds and popped collared rich college kids, look no further than The Electric Daisy Carnival.

Before we go on, If you want a sugar covered lie of what goes on at this sin-dig, head over to la weekly (weakly) or read some overly thesaurused blog entry by the cherry lip balm she devil, Simone Electra.

Now back to the truth about this musky whore scent of a party. This festival is a gluttonous pit of debauchery dipped in caramel sticky sin, while Satan five finger knuckle gropes his fiery scepter of flesh in a orgasmic fiasco. If slamming “Desert Dew Drop” pills up your poo slide is your idea of fun, than by all means jump on Satan’s wagon and journey on his Oregon Trail of soul slaughter.

What is Electric Daisy Carnival
Electric Daisy Carnival is a annual traveling drug circus that makes it way across many major cities in the US. They make sure to target metropolises that fit their niche; High crime, drug use, homosexuality, rape and murder rate cities. It is easier for them to mask their Satanic and fiendish plots within cities that are already ridden with sinful infestations.

This rave party is no more than a traveling black market drug dealing cover up pyramid scheme. The party promoters are able to push large amounts of their Mexican imported liquid acid covered jelly beans, black urban street cracked coked cane and “Dandy Lion Double Stacker” ecstasy pills.

They make sure that each event has rides and other “fun” games and entertainment so that it entices your children to come and join the festivities. They know if they can use games and “fun” to trick people into stepping into their sick fair of foreign fornication, they have a good chance to make new “customers”.

The raver paradise is also poorly decorated like a low budget style Tim Burton movie. With all the drug money they make, you would think they could at least make the visuals worthwhile.

What Goes on at Electric Daisy Carnival
If you’re a fan of pro-communist rave bands like Empire of the Sun and MGMT (Male Gays Male Trans-genders), you’ll be in pro-Obama heaven. This party is saturated with necromantic homosexual magic and hippie flipped anal drug sex parties. You are sure to see men slapping each other with their flesh swordfishes and lesbians engulfed in mouth tongued hot kisses.

If catering to homosexuals or having your friend stick a nozzle up your sewer hole and squeeze watered down fairy pills up there isn’t your cup of tea, you can always join in the devil tribal dancing circles while your favorite death beats play the same 4 counts for 10 minutes only being changed up with only bleeps and bloops.

Don’t fear, if you don’t like high BMP’d music, you can always “kicking it” in the “DubbedStep” tents. Here is the more relaxing area of the grounds. Here you can listen to a lower tempo set of toxic tunes while you are forced into a interracial make out three way or drugged and taken advantage of anally (this goes for both male and female). The DubbedStep tent is by far the most diabolic area of the event. This is where the most transmitted diseases and pre-martial pregnancies occur.

Who Goes to Electric Daisy Carnvial

First off, if you don’t know what a raver is, please click the link and educate yourself before moving on with this article.

Besides the groups of PLUR babies and Jungle Lists, you will oddly encounter 30 year olds who still haven’t figured how to maintain a job or stable a relationship. Most of the party goers are wel-fare low lives, who use their Obama checks to buy drugs and dance around like mentally ill seahorses, while you’re at home paying taxes for them to go out and partake in drinking from Satan’s nectar cup. I mean who here that works a real job has time to take 4 days off to watch disease ridden lesbian gogo dancers grin on light sticks and snort Korean heroin up your nose?

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UPDATE: PROOF OF THIS SIN FESTIVALS WRATH

UPDATE: DROPPING LIKE FLIES

176 thoughts on “Electric Daisy Carnival – A Puppy Mill of Sin and Gluttonous Debauchery

      1. August Weisz

        “They’re dropping like flies,” said one fire-rescue officer of the attendees at the 2011 Dallas-based Electric Daisy Carnival shortly after midnight, as four of his department’s trucks sat backed up in Baylor Hospital’s emergency room drop-off area.

        Earlier in the night, paramedics had been instructed to start dropping off those in need of emergency care at other hospitals around the city for fear of overwhelming the Baylor staff. Meanwhile, less than two miles away, just outside the Automotive Buillding in Fair Park, fire-rescue and emergency medical services officers had set up on-site command posts at the festival.

        “It’s been pretty chaotic,” said Dallas Fire-Rescue Lieutenant Samuel L. Friar, immediately after members of his unit had loaded a hand-cuffed event attendee into a truck bound for a hospital. “It’s kids getting sick.”

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          1. Courtney Miles

            get a life no one puts drugs up their butt you dummy! I can’t believe you people actually believe the garbage this site just printed on EDC!! so so blind and so so misguided!!! why don’t you come and experience it yourself, there is more love in that place than any church i’ve ever been too and i was raised in one!!!

          2. some guy

            actually people do stick drugs up their butt. I personally know a couple of people who have. the inside of the rectum is soft muscle tissue, just like the mouth, and you absorb faster through soft muscle tissue than say through the stomach. the thing is that it tastes terrible to suck on pills. it’s not common to, as they call it, “booty-bump,” but people actually do do it. most people will just take orally. some will snort. some will crush up, wrap in tissue, swallow. some will chew, then swallow. others will booty-bump.

            however, booty-bumping is not the problem. ecstasy will dehydrate, dancing for hours will dehydrate. and the other problem is people who over compensate by drinking too much water which is also a problem.

          3. Mihangel apYrs

            Courtney
            as has been said and FYI, anally inserted drugs are not unusual, especially for lower body trauma, operations.

            Why do you think anal intercourse is so “good” for transmitting the devil’s curses

        1. chelsea

          THATS ONE SOURCE YOU FKN IDIOT IVE BEEN THERE & OUT OF THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE THAT GO, THATS REALLY NOT THAT MUCH. DONT TALK ABOUT SHIT YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT.

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        2. Courtney Miles

          Get a life these people were dehydrated from heat and not enough water don’t judge 200,000 of us by 30 people and 1 death. I go to all kinds of festivals and am not a drug induced hippie!!! I’m a 31 year old mom/paralegal that enjoys the expressive and non hate related beautiful music these dj’s produce and perform. get your facts straight and dont judge a whole culture from 30-40 people’s bad decisions. You guys may call yourselves Christian’s but you’re the worst kind of Christians. Only God is meant to judge us. Christians love all that was Christ’s msg to us. His best friend was Mary Magdeline and she wasn’t perfect by any means. And BTW no one puts drugs in their butts to get a high here :) have a nice day

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          1. Brett

            Haha Leo makes me laugh, I can’t tell if he’s a REtard himself or a Hard right winged Christian. Oh wait there’s really no difference between the two, my mistake. One thing that strikes me as odd though, that I don’t know if anybody else has taken notice to, is that Leo here keeps taking the Lord’s name in vain, hopefully he’s confessing these sins to save his damned soul. If not do any of us really even care.

            Everybody is going to have their own opinions on every topic in the world, but it seems as though the Christians are the only ones who make it a point to make themselves completely miserable in order to stop others from having a good time. I believe that they are force fed the idea, “if someone else is having fun, then we must put a stop to it or GOD will destroy us all.” Apparently they believe that GOD, the creator of the Heavens and the Earth, isn’t all knowing enough to seperate the good from the evil. So we are left here to listen to them babble and scream like little infants about how people gatering to have a good time, which is all relative to the individual, is destroying our communities.

            Wait a minute isn’t there a group of these people protesting fallen sodilers’ funerals right in the middle of the quiet little suburbs in which they deem so fragile? Why don’t you find an actual topic that is worth writing about. Here I’ll give you one. How come faith and religion have been the motive behind more deaths and wars than any drugs or homosexuality has ever had a hand in?

            Go!

        3. Justice

          This has had such an impact I almost don’t even know how to respond to this “farce”. Do people do drugs at these events? yes they do. Do people do drugs in your church? YES THEY DO. Are there people who use drugs at rock concerts? yes and they also mosh. Are there people who use drugs at country music concerts? yes. There are people who use drugs to go to any event in this world. Now i’m not sure what your obsession with sticking things up peoples ass is, but seriously? I mean seriously? yup. your an idiot. Someone earlier in these messages posted, “there is more love and respect within a venue like this than any church I’ve been too”. That is such a true statement. and the best part? no ones asking us for money. PLUR – PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT. Something we were all told the church has. It’s been 15 years since I’ve found a church that really cared about everyone. that didn’t judge a book by it’s cover or the mistakes they make in life. They reach out with arms open wide to help ANY individual they can. I should know. I was president of Youth Alive in my High School. Pentecostal Evangalist church. I was on fire for got and spreading the message. I never did so by making false accusations about something I knew nothing about. I have been to 4 EDC’s in my lifetime. I don’t know 1 person in the 4 years I’ve been going thats stuck something up their ass. And the gay fans that go to these events. still make up less than 10%. The Bottom line is we get together at these events to enjoy the Amazing Music these DJ’s WORK SO HARD TO CREATE that we have an understanding of the music. It moves us like the holy spirit moves somebody who is drunk in the spirit of the holy ghost. We dance harder than you dance to your praise and worship music in your congregation. We are happier than your church could ever make us. We worship our DJ’s which we know are real. While you try to worship what you believe in. Unfortunately I doubt your praise is heard after reading this article. You have waged war on an industry that has more love, compassion, and respect for humanity than you will ever know. read and soak in your own bath of sin, while our music takes us to heaven. DUBSTEP IS TAKING OVER. RAVE ON MY FELLOW RAVERS. WE WILL CREATE OUR OWN HEAVEN HERE ON EARTH FROM THE BASIS OF DUBSTEP.

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          1. guap

            ha dude ur so right on this. everyone might take drugs, but thats the reason people are so nice at these events, you see the true side of people when they are on something, trust me!!

      2. old school raver

        OMG I love this article… Tyson Bowers has a cross shoved so far up his perverbial anus (right next to the turkey baster filled with hate for things he’ll never understand) his choice use of colorful adjectives objectively pushing that satan runs the show “Satan five finger knuckle gropes his fiery scepter of flesh in a orgasmic fiasco” lol… and my favorite homophobic phrase “You are sure to see men slapping each other with their flesh swordfishes” hahaha omg i almost fell off my chair. This guy makes christians seem like a bunch of bible thumping haters and reminds me of the girl from the original exorcist (u know the scene). It’s embarrassing because i don’t know ANY christians that would say anything like this. Tyson, go f*ck yourself…

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          1. duh

            let me get down on your level of intelligence leo. you’re a piece of unadulterated dog shit. “:)” asshole.

        1. Brett

          HAHA Old school raver, Classic, you my friend are a true scholar. I too was drawn to his colorful descriptions of homosexual descriptions. In all honesty, by the end of the article, I was starting to believe that his words were a little too descriptive to be a heterosexual. I think he has some homoerotic thoughts going on inside that cranium of his. Who else would spend so much time focusing on Satan’s member and all the flesh of males surrounding him on a daily basis. I do say daily basis, because I believe Tyson Bowers constantly has to remind himself that he mustn’t stare at other mens genitals whether they are covered up or not. Funny how the ones who are so disturbed by homosexuals are the ones who reveal to the world 10 years later that they love the DONG.

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        1. Gabriel

          Ignorance is believing the hateful, homophobic, idiotic rhetoric of an obviously delusional, shit-spewing individual like Bowers, rather than deriving your own conclusion through personal experience. This article contains absolutely no factual evidence, & actually perpetuates the racist, stereotypical hate speech that REAL Christians detest & constantly fight against. Jezmund, Leo, Bowers, YOU the worst kind of people. The fact that you condemn literally millions of people with absolutely no knowledge of the subject matter of which you speak disgusts me. Your hateful speech is in direct opposition to the teachings of the God you claim to praise & worship.

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        2. duh

          lol jezmund. you wanna talk about ignorance? the quotes of jesus only speak of love and acceptance. you, my friend, are the one judging. who are you to judge? pride is your sin and what you have to live w/. but you are the worst kind of “christian”. complete hypocrite. you don’t even know what Jesus was saying. you have no idea what the message really was. if he was here today he would love you but be disgusted by your behavior far more than the people you are judging.

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    1. Blanche Beecham

      They will pay for their penis fencing ways. The wrath of the Almighty with smite them down.

      Frightening piece, Tyson.

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      1. Alison Manson

        Na maybe l8r this place sounds fun so me and Jesus Christ are gonna go!!!! Bro’s and Chick waning to go then wat the fuck r u waiting for? lets go,bro!!

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    2. chelsea

      WTF YOUR PRETTY DAMN IGNORANT, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCKK YOUR TALKING ABOUT. LOL. ITS NOTHING LIKE “LILITH FAIR DUMBSHIT & PARENTS DONT GO THERE KIDS DO AGE RANGES FROM 18 ON BUT MOSTLY LATE TEENS AND EARLY 20’S. WHY DONT YOU ACTUALLY TRY DOING SOME RESEARCH AND KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR TALKING ABOUT BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH. BITCH.
      OH & YOUR UGLY AS FUCK.

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    3. Hamilton

      this author is clearing bearing false witness as he has not been to this event. His claims remind me of gossiping old ladies. He clearly has nothing better to do with his life than to be liar and internet propagandist, in some countries they burn people for less, I guess its a shame we live in the U.S. where you can use your free-hate-speech to drag Christs name thru the mud by using the title of “christian” to give validity to your hair-brained opinions concerning events you know nothing about.

      looks like another goat in sheeps clothing.

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    4. Jesus

      Judge not…you don’t have to go. Readers, this is not the truth about this event. Just remember that because some Catholic priests molest kids…doesn’t mean they all do. Just because one person can’t listen to electronic music without drugs doesn’t mean they all can’t. It’s art…not a drug circus. This article is very off-base in it’s allegations.

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      1. glitch

        nothing can be fairly reviewed unless the wuther has been there and none of the autors on articles have ever experianced anything they talk about

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    5. cday

      The idiot who wrote this article should spend more time coming up with some delusions on how great heaven is or how great it is to be a christian. Maybe his church would get better conversion that way. I cant believe we still have such hairbrained idiots in the US. Do some research on the subject Tyson. This is a music festival. Ive seen more of the devil in your hateful article than i have ever seen at this music fest.

      GOD BLESS YOU AND HAVE MERCY ON YOUR HATEFUL SOUL

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    6. Justice

      I don’t know… You look pretty gay to me. wanna go to one of these events so I can shove some pills up your ass?

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  1. Harold Camping

    The statistics are frightening. The increase in anal drug use alone should be enough to have this event stopped bu Public Health officials.

    We have been able to prevent this abomination within five miles of our church, but the folks across the bay in San Frangomorrah continue to allow this on their soil.

    And soil it is indeed.

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    1. disgusted

      Yeah and where are these “statistics” coming from..?
      Oh that’s right you don’t know because they are probably coming from someones ass YEP WHERE ALL THOSE PILLS ARE GOING. Enjoy believing everything you read and is deemed correct by judgemental asshole.

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    1. Harold Camping

      Mr. Bowers, although a man, is seldom incorrect in his reportage.

      I suggest you do a bit of investigation, as he has done, before you casually accuse him of falsehood.

      That is a very strong charge my friend.

      Bearing false witness against another man is a sinful practice.

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      1. disgusted

        Yeah, most of us complaining about how false this article is have ACTUALLY BEEN TO THE EVENT. Yeah a “strong charge” I’m shaking. You know what just have me arrested while I experience this strong charge. I really deserve it.

        This whole article revolves around false “statistics” from someones ass, lies, EXTREME exaggerations, and brainwashing. Just like this entire site.

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  3. Chris

    What a fantastic article! Very Christian-like to spout hate, judgement, and stereotyping.

    Get off your high horse. Start living your own life, stop worrying about what activity others partake in.

    If you want to get into “heaven,” by all means devote your energy to criticizing others and promoting hatred in the name of the “Lord.”

    At the end of the day, all we are for sure is that we get one life to live and it would be just a shame for you to find out one day that going into the ground is all there is to any sort of “after life.”

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  4. TruKid

    I totally agree with the author of this article I went to a rave party once and I’ve never done drugs or had sex in life before that.

    When I showed up with in 10 mins I had already administered 3 pills of molly ecstasy up my anal cavity. The drugs stared to take effect and then I also did Acid and Mushrooms. As one of the PLUR ravers would say I was “rawling bawls”! A 16 year old girls came up to me and had anal sex right there on the spot. Not only did people watch but a bunch of guys and girls all jumped in and we were all humping each other like rabbits.

    Guys this is a true story. I was so ashamed. I can only help that the writer of this story can forgive me because he is my father.

    P.S. That night all of my friends got stabbed and killed. I also now have AIDS :(

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    1. Tofu

      I feel your pain brother ! My name is Tofu and I was at that same rave party as you.

      We had the anal sex that night ! I also shoved lots of things up my anus.

      I am so sad now.

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      1. PotatoChip

        Hey my name is Chip and I am actually the 16 year old girl ! What the F Bomb ! I am pregnant now.

        I am the 1st anal pregnancy in history ! ! ! It’s a miracle from the Lord.

        When I went to my 1st rave party they said that if I didn’t show nails up my anus I was not cool.

        Needless to say I am the coolest 😀

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        1. Strump

          Hey TruKid, Tofu and Chip I am Strump and I was also involved in name say orgy that night ! ! !

          Even though I am a man I am pregnant as well ! ! !

          It’s another miracle from the lord of mighty ! ! !

          My 1st and only rave party I actually took so many drugs up the butt that I vomited into someone elses butt hole and they absorbed it and then pee’ed it out into my mouth !

          I was so ashamed ! We did this infront of everybody :(

          ^^^ that is what rave parties are all about

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        2. RealStrump

          Somebody posted as me but they’re not me. I need to get the story straight…. well as “straight” as this story could be, anyway.

          They said that I took drugs. This is not true. These drugs were forced up my bum by partying satanist children.

          Once the drugs kicked in I lost all control and found myself being penetrated all over by male minorities. Satan’s presence could be felt at Electric Daisy Carnival.

          See you this weekend!!

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  5. TRUE RAVER

    LMAO! That is sum funny shit! This is a joke right? I mean have you ever actually been to EDC??? Where do u get ur info from??? Anyways.. the way you describe it, tons of drugs & sex… COUNT ME IN!!!
    PLUR <3

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    1. disgusted

      No, EDC isn’t about fucking drugs and sex. Maybe thats the reason why you went but if you didn’t notice it’s a ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC FESTIVAL.

      You type of people are the reason why false and ridiculous articles are written like this and why raves have a bad name and are dead today.

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      1. Leo

        its people like you that make yourself look like a complete retarded piece of work. REPENT SINNER AND SAY NO TO YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY!!!

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        1. behold a pail horse

          Leo, Tyson Bowers, Christians, Catoholics, Mormons, Organized religion = misconscrewed concepts, Clouded judgment(as if your opinion matters). The hatered that Christians or Religious folks have is what will condemn them God bless and see you in Hell Amen!! born again everyday!!!!

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  6. yup

    have sex and do extacy and to me you dont like it!! HAIL SATAN! btw… ur mother sucks cocks in hell!! would you like to leave a message?

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  7. DownWithRavers

    Now this is what should be in the headlines, people! Our children and the low lives that we watched fail in school are poisoning our good culture! We need to step up and TAKE DOWN these drug filled, anal sex, light glow parties.

    I went undercover to one of these so called RollingParties and have never been more astonished in my life. I saw lesbians fisting each other on the stages that had ecstacy and cocaine lines out like candy, bead filled pinatas for the kids to partake in, men doing the unthinkable – that’s right – anal sex in the sinks in the restrooms and in the middle of the dance floor while their tribal brothers danced around them like wild bamboons rooting them on squirting His&His KY jelly on their rectums!

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  8. disgusted

    OH GOD ITS HIGH ON THE SIN METER… OH WHAT WILL WE DO OH THE HUMANITY!! I HAVE SINNED FOR GOING TO A FESTIVAL OH FORGIVE ME

    END THESE EVENTS AT ONCE. NO FUN IS TO BE HAD AND NO ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO ENJOY.

    oh look i have the same tone as this article!

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  9. disgusted

    “I mean who here that works a real job has time to take 4 days off to watch disease ridden lesbian gogo dancers grin on light sticks and snort Korean heroin up your nose?”

    ahaha, NO NOT JUST HEROIN..
    KOREAN HEROIN (!!!!!!!!!)

    like do you really expect anyone with common sense to take this article seriously? you need the lords help more than anyone.

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  10. Heysoos !

    Thank you to tysonbowersiii.com for providing my daily lulz !

    This by far the most funny thing I’ve read all day ! ! !

    I hope the comments keep on cumming cause this is funny as fuck.

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  11. L.N

    “Hot words hot words hot words hatehatehatehatehatehate PLEASE MOMMY LOVE ME!!!”

    And thus, another bitch blog was written.

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  12. Rob Scarred

    I was coaxed into going to this… I will say, I didn’t get to experience the worst that went on here, but the anal drug inducements are absolutely true! I will be scarred for life… Thanks for sharing this, we must warn the children. Godspeed.

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  13. Dumb

    This entire article is stupid. I am 30 years old, a doctor, and I still go to raves. I dont use drugs. How ignorant of you to say that raves are all about drugs and sex. I like the music, it brings me joy.

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    1. FalafelPalooza

      Dumb,
      Your name is truly fitting. Continue attending these “raves” and it will happen one of these days. Didn’t you see the comment above from the poor derelict Son of Christ who was unaware pills are not meant to be taken rectally?? This is the kind of cancer our society is facing, and we are going terminal. Forced anal pill usage by teens and teen “wanna-be’s” at these electric Rave shows is the biggest moral crisis facing this great Christian nation of ours since the election of the Anti-Christ.

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      1. OMGbewbs

        FalafelPalooza is right.

        I am at one of these heathen carnival raves right now, being anally sexed with a pez dispenser full of ecstacy as I type this.

        This is no joke!!!!1!!!111!!!1eleventy!!

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  14. Scott

    It honestly sounds like you got drugged and then raped at one of these events. Thats the only possible explanation that i could think of of why you might possibly hate on edc. Unless youre some narcissistic asshole that hates everything in which case youre opinion is as invalid of that of a mentally disabled person

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  15. Anthony

    This guy needs to check the
    Increasing usage of dick in his ass. Find something else to do than try and insult what people enjoy doing. Your worthless find another job because your writing is shit

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  16. Anthony

    Biggest group of hypocrites this Christian cult is, you guys need to start worrying about yourselves and go kiss your lords ass.

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  17. Captain Theo

    I was once corrupted by the rave cult,I was a dj who dazzled the children with juggling bright shiny toys and wearing a cape.My real purpose I was programmed for was to administer the candy pills into the youngest ravers hershey highway,I would tell them that there was dangers of prostate cancers and that I cared for them to not have cancer cells.I would insert the pills deep into ther crevasehole love chambers and when they came to their rabid fever of sodomy and gluttony I would transofrm them in fur wearing furrie creatures to recruit others to join out cult of illicit sodomy pakastani tangent sex and sweatlogde enemas.
    I crossed over to beome a mamber of the Jungle List millitia and i would plan anti government raids by taking the children of key christian leaders and conservative politicians and indoctrinate them into the conspiracy of glittery coloured furries holding satainic sodomy festivals,fisting each other till our anuses became like hanging lasagna cakes with seminal fluids to resemble mozzarella.
    In this time I impregnated over 200 girls under the age of 14 with mong babies that were born resembling distorted ninja turtles with planet of the apes faces,they had bodies filled with holes like swiss cheese from the repeated abortion attempts with candy canes and pixy sticks.
    everyday i cry for the evil atrocities i commited and I fight the homosexual ghosts who menacingly come to my window and try to lure me to a pink parade full of fisting,they show me a vision wher ei have a ruler tatooed on my arm and that i can fist them 12 inches in their rectums and pull out a handfull of my little pony Exstacies.god forgive me.

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  18. William

    This is without question the most hilarious/ridiculous/out of this world article i’ve ever wasted my time reading.

    You are a piece of work and this is all one false assumption. I went to EDC last year and had the time of my life. Don’t be mad because you’ll never have the courage/pride to have a fun time as all this sounds.

    You’re so accurate on all this that you probably do attend EDC every year, plug pills up your STD infested asshole, and find the first 15 year old to stick your tiny Christian virgin dick after you’ve roofied her drink. HAIL SATAN.

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  19. William

    Oh and also, I’m going to assume, no, BELIEVE that you make up 86% of the increased usage of anal drug insertion in 2011. The other 1% is from the guy that plugs himself in the ass with X right before he brutally mouth fucks you so hard that you pray to God it stops, when in reality nothing happens because God is looking down at you laughing his ass off. SATAN FOR LIFE.

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  20. rave veteran

    you christans are the joke of the world. quit believing bullshit you read or watch on fox….bible thumpers

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  21. RapeMyASS

    I like it… I like it in the ass.
    Then give me rim job, it shows some class ;]

    let’s pop pills and worship the devil,
    taste this dick, nahh you probably can’t handle!

    I know what’s wrong with people like you….
    YOU DON’T GET LAID.

    try rubbing your dry vagina, suck some dick… and please don’t forget about the balls! (;

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  22. Religion is used for politics.

    Since we are on the topics of assholes………..

    Opinions are the same….. everyone fucking has one !!!

    And as for next time… if I want your Lord filled opinion…. I’ll fucking give it to you… There is one thing about writing an article… and if your writing for your subjective opinion that is fine…. But to Jam bullshit statistics that has not been done by credible statistic companies….. just like your bible…. is PUUURREEE FAKE!

    And yeah thats right! Im not going to heaven, nor hell….. ITS CALLED 6 FEET DEEP ASSHOLES!! Stop living in the yr (B)efore (C)” WHO GIVES A FUCK” …. You never saw the lord so stop pretending. We’ve seen real science under a microscope with documentation….. PERIOD!

    EDC !! EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING !!!!!!

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  23. FUK YAH

    After I read this article I shoved my entire computer up my anus !

    I’m so tripping face right now ! I’m in heaven ! ! !

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    1. Clover Fields AKA e.meth0d AKA Adrynochrome

      YEAH!!! I CAN FEEL THE SILICON AND ELECTRODES COARSING THROUGH MY VEINS! MY CLIT IS AS STIFF AS GOD’S SHAFT AND MY JUICES ARE FLOWING LIKE THE MOTHFCKIN GREAT FLOOD! MY HEART IS BEATING AS LOUD AS THE VOICE OF THE METATRON AND MY FACE IS BURNING AS BRIGHT AS LUCIFER FCKING THAT BURNING BUSH!
      SOMEONE SEND ME A SON TO SACRIFICE TO THE LORD. PRAISE BE! LET US OFFER UP OUR CHILDREN TO THE TOWNSPEOPLE TO BE RAPED IN PLACE OF THE ANGELS AND LET US BTCH SLAP OUR WIVES FOR IMPUDENCE!

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  24. Concerned

    Someone obviously had something shoved up the wrong hole in the morning.

    To be as non-biased as possible, I question where such frightening statistics like these were derived from. If you have ever partaken in EDC, you would know the level of security staff they have on hand. Not to say that illegal things don’t happen, but this article seems to be fuel by a strong animosity towards, “the young that wanna have fun”. To think if those statements were true and public health officials continue to allow it to happen would be tragic, but so are the deceitful lies placed in this article. Using religion in politics; your pastor would be ashamed.

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  25. ELIZABETH

    HHAHA YOU GUYS MAKE CHRISTIANS LOOK TERRIBLE! YOUR SOME MISERABLE PEOPLE, WITH NO LIFE. THATS VERY CLEAR!

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  26. John

    EDC is amazing!!! best time Ive ever had in my life! nothing but LOVE & good vibes, felt spiritually connected with everyone! thats the whole point! sounds like you people need more of that in your life jesus freaks. You have NO idea what your talking about & obviously are very unhappy people. PLUR to my good people out there :)

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  27. LOL

    LOL OMG RAVERS WOULD FIND THIS HILARIOUS! YOU PPL ARE SO DUMB….THUMBS UP FOR “PUPPY MILL OF SIN & DEBAUCHERY!” LOL. PLUR!!!!

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  28. Poparrazzi 52

    So here we go again. Another heckler, who calls himself “christian” ..trying to judge something in life he fears,an eclectic group of people who gathering together for their love of music, dance and who also love to dress up for fun and meet others; that are in-the-now and who also love themselves. WELCOME…to the 21st Century…where another bible thumper lashes out in an article about others. But if that isn’t a twist, this surely is…he’s been there…yeppers. And now he is condemning what he has already done there…It would seem he had a butt party and now he has butt…remorse….

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  29. Tash

    Uhm, this is one of the most amazing articles ive ever read. thank you so much for sharing, i wasnt going to go, but now i know i HAVE to. looking forward to all the anal drug induced pre-marital sex im going to have!!! YAHOOOOO! LETS RAGE VEGAS!

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  30. James

    Okay, the incessant back and forth of profane language, and the just as profane claims of spiritual superiority on the basis of I am a Christian and my judgement therefore is better than yours, basically boggles my mind!
    I am a Christian, proud of the fact (and not in the bad way, before anybody decides to leap all over that).
    I have also been to many raves, so I can say with reasonable authority that I have seen both sides of this coin.
    Do people who have taken drugs, especially ecstasy (MDMA)have an increased instance of sexual promiscuity or criminal behaviour?
    (This does skew things a little as the drugs commonly referred to in this sort of statement are in fact illegal, and therefore possession and consumption are illegal acts)
    The data does definitely suggest that this is indeed the case. But the data also shows many other things, and can be made to show many more, by accurate and informed statistical manipulation. After all women over the age of 35 are more likely to get hit by a bus, than married!
    See statistics can prove the most ridiculous things if you push them hard enough!
    So onward….
    Does this then give the author right to publish, this article and spew vitriol, and not particularly well informed vitriol at that, and dress it up as informed right wing Christian journalism?
    Well the constitution says yes, and that is enough me for me, he has the right to publish this.
    But his religion says otherwise, Gossiping is strictly frowned upon, as is bearing false witness (not accusing the author of this, but it is easy to see why people would). Christians are also asked to love other as they would love themselves, this does not mean sentences packed with sexual reference, innuendo and damnation. I rather thinks that it means, and this is just my intepretation of what I have read in the Bible, that it would be understanding, care, concern, positively re-inforced offers of help, of paths to a different way, guidance, non-judgemental love. These are the things that the Christ practiced and preached.
    This article is blatant in its fanaticism of a very right wing nature, in its exxagerated and pornographic speech, and well just blatant in most every way.
    Do I think raves are a good idea?
    Do I think revivals are a good idea?
    Do I think free will is a good idea? Well it was God’s idea, how we use it is ultimately up to us, we can choose to be guided by the preachings of our saviour, or we can choose to be guided by other things, but the choice is ours, and that is the way God intended!
    Now as for those other folks spitting vitriol at Christians in General, and making nasty comments about the Bible, do not blame mans poor judgement and poor interpretation on the source code, blame it on the man who poorly applied it, and not on those who are striving to find ways to show God’s love in an increasingly secular and sometimes hostile society. Both of these things show poor form, and detract from any cogent arguments you may make!

    Go in peace, with Love!

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  31. Shemp knocker

    Haha this article is funny… Especially the comment about penis fencing! Sounds like somebody can’t get it up anymore! Try doing some cock pushups and quit your bitching

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  32. Lucifer

    I am pretty sure you guys are the people on drugs… why do you care so much about what other people are doing…. live your own life and worry about yourself….. your children are going to make their own choices regardless of the lies you tell them… this is the real world… shit happens… people are different than you.. even if they are weird…

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  33. Gilded Lily

    I think this article is the best publicity that EDC could ask for. Tyson Bowers, bad spelling aside, has probably inspired at least a hundred folks here to check out EDC. I can only hope those that go have a fabulous time. I think the real question is when Tyson last went to EDC how come nobody hit on him? I’m sorry you left all unsatisfied Tyson. Give it another try this year and try to quit clenching your butt cheeks so hard. Just lay back and let it happen. It’s what you really want.

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  34. Clover Fields AKA e.meth0d AKA Adrynochrome

    Ecstacy is way better if you put it up your butt. It bypasses your liver and goes straight into your bloodstream. If you have not tried this method I highly recommend it. Last time I rolled that’s how I did it. There’s not as steep of a climax, so the whole ride is just smooth and awesome.

    Also, thank you for letting me know about this party, I haven’t heard of this one yet. :)

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  35. Clover Fields AKA e.meth0d AKA Adrynochrome

    I’ve noticed a lot of mistakes in these articles, looks like you guys need to hire a new editor. My services are available. I would be more than happy to edit basic spelling and grammatical errors for you. I will not change the content because I find it hilarious. Also, I do have to give the author props on the use of imagery and descriptive adjectives. Well done.
    For serious though, I can edit. Just let me know.

    PLUR

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  36. GFY

    Go back to church and use your time sitting in your dark black walled room to slit your wrists and cry JESUS!
    loser!
    You clearly got butt humped – it’s ok some people don’t understand how to pace themselves, you need to get off my planet.
    You stupid piece of shit

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    1. Harold Camping

      Young man,

      No one is judging (If I surmise correctly from your broken English that that is what you meant).

      You can’t avoid catching the Plague unless you know where the pestilence is.

      Mr. Bowers does a capital job in keeping us informed. He has event traveled to North Korea to gather facts for his original research reports that he is kind enough to share here.

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      1. Humble Realist

        hahahaha you just pointed out ‘ed’s’ grammar and you cant even spell right mr. ‘event’ so please SIR realize that Mr. Bowers does not know anything because he may have traveled to these events but he entered them with a closed mind and written in stone opinions that no matter what happened he would have written the same article even if it was just a bunch of people sitting on the ground meditating with bottles of water next to them and ocean sounds in the background. Wait a minute! Harold Camping? HAHAHAHA YOURE A FUCKING LIAR TOO! HOWS THAT RAPTURE GOING FOR YA THERE GUY? STILL HERE MUST MEAN YOUR A DUMB FUCK TOO! OH WAIT A SEC, NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON WAS ‘CHOSEN’ SO THE RAPTURE WASNT REAL, THERE FORE ANY THOUGHTS LEAVING YOUR BRAIN ARE FALSE. god hates liars by the way, say hi to the devil, oh wait hes not real just like god, just like the rapture, just like you. go have your priest rape you, oh wait its not rape if its willing, soo have your priest butt fuck you while standing on the vatican alter. might open up your closed eyes old man

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        1. Harold Camping

          Madam,

          That is certainly a dense slew of innuendo.

          Mr. Bowers has impeccable journalistic skills and has proven to be thorough and correct in his reporting.

          Like all Christians, he has a fully open mind before he investigates a topic.

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  37. Jesus Christ

    This is Jesus Christ. You can even find me partying with my fellow faithfuls having an amazing on multiple mind altering substances, while not hurting anyone and more importantly wont even hurt myself in the process.
    I say the church should get Tyson Bowers III a 3 day VIP pass for the festival so he can rectally use drugs with his boyfriend (sin!) without any care for a free 72hr sin pass. This is Jesus Christ and I command Tyson Bowers III do what I say or I shall not repent your sins upon thy holy gates!

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    1. Alison Manson

      Oh Jesus thats my boy im so proud of him i God nail him to a cross, shedds his blood for evryone and now he’s gonna party with them, my my ur such a great example!!! if only these morons were like u! – GOD!!

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  38. RAVER4LIFE

    WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS JUST JEALOUS THAT THEY CANT PARTAKE AND ENJOY IN THE ABSOLUTE FUN THAT GOES ON AT EDC. GET THAT POLITICAL FLAVORED STICK OUT OF YER ASS AND TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN IN YER LIFE BESIDES WATCHING LAW AND ORDER AND JACKING OFF.

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  39. wow

    THIS IS HILARIOUS YOUR INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP YOUR A LOON!!!!!

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  40. JESSICA

    OMG NONEEE OF THIS IS ACCURATE….NONE! LOL THIS IS SO FALSE ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALOUD TO PUBLISH SOMETHING SO WRONG? EDC IS NOTHING LIKE WHAT THIS NUTJOB IS SAYING, THOSE OF US WHO ATTEND, KNOW THIS. YOU NEED TO GO TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL BECAUSE YOUR NUTS! I FEEL BAD FOR CRAZIES LIKE YOU. GET A LIFE!

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  41. sarah

    THIS IS SO FUNNY, REALLY? THIS CANT BE REAL…WHATEVER..
    EDC VEGAS THIS WEEKEND!!!! STAYING AT THE MGM! WOOOOO! WHOS GOIN?!?! CANT WAIT ITS GUNNA BE AMAZZZZING!!!! PLURRRR :)

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  42. Sticks101

    Again, this article holds no validity at all. I see a table on the page, and it does have a link, where does the link go to? To a specified page on christwire for that graph. Here’s the real facts folks. Drug usage in the US is up! But the rates that this falsification master shows are bogas.

    The following are DIRECT FACTS from the National Institute on Drug Abuse. http://www.nida.nih.gov/infofacts/nationtrends.html

    These prove that this article is a falsification to the highest level. Tyson Bowers, you sir have no journalistic integrity, you have no morals as far as lying goes, you show high racism and possibly, above all else, Decide to persuade the flock on this website that this is the truth, MAKING YOU A FALSE PROPHET. I think i just found at least 4 commandments you break every time you have written an article on here.

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  43. AthiestLogic

    Lol, I like how the author is a super christian, but wasn’t the rapture the other week? He didn’t get picked up so… failblog.org/christians

    BTW what kind of college degrees do you have? Does anything make you a viable or legitimate source other than having superb (insert sarcasm here) views?

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  44. Ice Van Winkle

    TB3, thank you for writing this well researched article. When I read your piece I was intially numb with shock to learn what the liberals are doing now in the name of “good clean fun”. After I got my bearings, I stormed into my daughters’s room and woke them all up and demanded that we all pray on our knees for forgiveness and for protection from Christ’s wrath against the sin that this country produces.

    My girls were all a bit confused by it all since I could’t let them learn of these lezbi-anal temptations, but we prayed for over an hour asking for the Lord’s blessing while be surrounded so much sin.

    I assure you that these people are dangerous and a threat to my family. I will be up all night with my rifle and the lights out, waiting in the living room for one of the drug filled Obamacrats to try and pervert my family. With your timely warning and a bible in my lap I am sure that we will be safe.

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    1. Humble Realist

      Youre an idiot, god doesnt love you, he actually put you and your family on this earth to be made fun of. like a science project, to see how fucking retarded a human brain can get. Did you know its been proven that praying releases natural chemicals in your brain similar to cocaine? so your just a jacked up injected mutha fucker in some overalls and the IQ of 6 which is generous. You are going to hell. (<- yeah see that, that was a period, statement, fact)

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  45. Renet

    I am 24 yrs old and will be attending EDC and funny thing?…..my dad is a priest. And when he read your so called “article” he laughed and said your all clueless to true christianity and he feels sorry for you. But have fun believing what you want. Oh any to the crazy dude making his kids pray for an hour over something like this….a girl I knew in high school had a dad like you. Come to find out he was molesting her and she wound up pregnant and a prostitute. I see your future clearly. Tell your kids I feel sorry for them.

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  46. Sticks101

    okay i did it, i wrote to insomniac production letting them know about this so called factual article. Enjoy the anti defamation lawsuit.

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  47. Eric

    Hahahahaha wow…thats all i can say to that with all the grammar errors and what not….im 20 been raving since i was 15 graduated high school and graduated college already and own twp businesses (which happen to be involved in the rave scene in Denver co) hmmm catholic myself i see no harm in partaking in the fun and sometimes illegal activiteis involved in raves.

    This by far is the best article ive read about EDC so far… Oh well vegas bound hope to see all you there

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  48. Jon

    You are fucking unbelievable. Seriously, grow the fuck up and stop preaching hate about other people. Fuck your chris, fuck your religion. I hate people like you.

    Religion is personal, and it has nothing to do with partys or raves or alcohol or drugs or homosexuals. Get over yourself and live a life that is not dependent on GOD. Live your life the way you want, not they way a book or a fucking preacher or a person who rights on a site called “Christ wire.” This is fucking moronic.

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  49. Sam

    You call yourself a christian and tell us we’re sinning? Look at you, degrading a whole scene to make you feel better? Get the fuck over yourself! Do you see the community of ravers posting articles about how your religion is a lying sack of shit or something? NO! You are probably just an old as fuck man that still lives in his mothers basement that has nothing better to do with his life than eat cheetos and watch gay porn. Thats probably where you got all those ideas about anal pill popping and butt sex in the dupstep tents anyway! You really do disgust me and you have no place in judging something until you’ve experienced it first hand yourself. You have absolutely no idea what your talking about and should be ashamed of what you wrote. God should be ashamed.

    Have a blessed day.

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  50. Moxie

    Disregard all my previous posts dear writers. You are both wonderful and brilliant and your satire has confused and befuddled a great many people. I am enheartened that you receive such a response to your site from concerned people who are indeed hoodwinked (and who don’t know how to use a search engine.). Bravo and I will continue to keep reading and laughing and hope that the good people in this world that take offense to your site continue to take a battle to regular news organizations that ACTUALLY believe this sorta thing you got going here. Congratulations ladies and gentlmen for snookering us all. 😀

    -Moxie

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  51. Humble Realist

    I find it funny that on a christian website their “tysonbowersiii.com” graphs are self made with false reports just like the bible is filled with false stories. So Mr. Bowers did an actual study on the percent of drugs taken anally? did he inspect all those assholes himself huh? probably did, sounds like something a christian of his stature would do. . . oohhh or i bet he is part of the Westboro family thinking our dead soldiers are in hell, fuck off ya dumbass. You did not do any true research but read the corrupted and controlled media that lies to everyones face, you want to know about something? enter it with an open mind to make open conclusions upon your own beliefs, but be sure you actually are watching someone sticking shit up their ass before you say thats what its filled with. . .oh and sorry to break it to you, the bible is one big lie, science has proved it to be, and so is god as there is no evidence lying around stating God was real, jesus, sure, god, definitely not

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  52. THE RAVER SUPPORTER (AND DJ)

    WHO EVER WROTE THIS IS TA TOTAL FAIL AND WHO DOES NOT HAVE EDUCATION AT ALL ABOUT HIS SUBJECT OR MAYBE EVEN OTHERS.

    TOTAL FAIL AT TRYING TO COME UP WITH INTERESTING REAL INFORMATION.
    I WOULD FIRE THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY FOR WRITING THIS AND HIRE QUALITY PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WRITE ARTICLES AND KNOW ABOUT PROPER KNOWLEDGE.

    BE CREATIVE THATS AL LI HAVE TO SAY, DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE, LEARN.

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  53. S

    This is absolutely hilarious. This person knows jack shit about the rave scene and I doubt has ever set foot in this “gluttonous pit of debauchery dipped in caramel sticky sin.” Good god. Props on the creative writing and cute little phrases, but I am shocked that anyone can believe this garbage. This is pure fantasy.

    EDC isn’t a carnival meant to lure children. You have to be 18+ to get a ticket at all, and it’s a music festival for adults (mainly young adults show up). Yes, drugs are consumed there. Anally, sometimes. What the fuck does it matter? Is that worse than shooting up? Let people do what they want to themselves. They’ll suffer the consequences on their own if there are any.

    And by the way, dubstep is fucking awesome. Try to pick a topic you actually know something about next time.

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  54. Jeremy

    Wow…….ignorant, have you ever even been?
    Anal drug use ? What the hell are you?
    Not dignifying your insane argument with any more type of response Just know that your close mindedness has severely impacted your own life so stop attempting to impact others because your not doing any good here sir. No good at all.

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  55. Awesome!

    Oh my jesus, this sounds like the most amazing thing ever. I don’t know if you were satirizing or if you were actually trying to communicate something, but I’m going to have to go to EDC next time it’s in town. Thank you for covering this, otherwise I may never have heard about it and thus been denied my turn on “Satan’s wagon and journey on his Oregon Trail of soul slaughter” complete with lesbians, dubstep, and “Desert Dew Drop pills up [my] poo slide”. No kidding, this has improved my life. Literally. Yes. Thank you. I am going to EDC. <3

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  56. Erndizzle

    Thank you for making me aware of this, I’m on the way over there now!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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  57. Joe Burbiglia Homage Jr. III

    Actually….people DO put drugs up their butt. I havnt tried it myself, but apparently, a greater amount of chemicals can be absorbed through your rectum than your stomach…who woulda known? go read a medical book, unless hard medical facts are too satanic and ignorant for you. but hey, im gonna take acid tonight and maybe partake in an orgy! who knows? its so early ^_^ OH and if any of you people actually believe these articles to be true…then there MAY BE some truth in them (you going to hell). Open ya minds! and if this IS real…your going to hell. any way you look at it your going to hell. which is something i don’t believe in. PARTY SAFE SATAN BABIES!!!

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    1. duh

      people are prescribed medicine “in their butts” as well. so fucking what. if you had any kind of education or actually read any of the shit that you say you live your life by you’d know that hell was introduced by contantine’s council in the third century when he tried to use the teachings of jesus to scare everyone into following his agenda. the church rose out of that. it’s historical fact. they dropped the gnostic books because they preached the individual. read up asshole. i’ll school you on this shit and i’m not even christian.

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  58. S.D. Junglist

    Fuck u dubstep isn’t the hardest stage. Drum n bass is. Stupid ignorant fuck. How about u go and check it out for yourself. Ill go with you and introduce you to all my friends. And guess what we will go completly sober…

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  59. concerned2

    Been to plenty of raves, including two EDCs, and have never seen half of what this article says is happening. Maybe i’m just naive. And is it just me or does it seem like the author of this article is too WBC?

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  60. satan

    …while browsing the web, drinking rum and blood from my goblet, waiting for the AC repairman (hells warm this time of the year), i stumbled upon this wonderful writing from someone who obviously knows what’s really going on at these “parties”…or as i like to call’em, recruiting grounds. running the operations of hell can be quite time-consuming and therefore don’t personally get to these “raves” as much as i should, but know (and enjoy) that these parties are the glue that bind my misguided fellowship together. after reading this wonderfully complete and all-too-honest “precautionary” guide, i was surprised to see jesus was going and enjoying himself at this sin-soaked event and have realized that maybe it’s time to bury the hatchet with the ‘ol white haired CEO of creation…this whole time i thought we were on 2 different pages, but now realize he’s just a normal guy who likes to cut loose from time to time…just like me. so, whats the point here? well, if i can let bygones be bygones and just accept the fact that the J man does his thing and and i do my thing, then you people on earth should be cool with other people doing their own thing while you’re doing your own thing…simple enough…oh and if i bump into Jesus at EDC, i’m going to ask him if he wants to ride the bumper cars with me…but lets be clear here, i DO NOT support putting drugs up my butt…but with all this fire in hell, you best believe we smoke plenty of marijuana!

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  61. Z

    I just about nearly had a brain aneurysm trying to determine if this “article” was pathetically hilarious or disturbingly offensive. In recent years we’ve had an annual Electric Daisy Carnival in Colorado, and I have personally attended and participated in advertising the event on more than 1 occasion. Everyone has a right to their opinion but the writer of this article is simply spewing outrageous and invalid comments OUT of his ass…quite possibly because he believes doing so will stop drugs and “flesh” from going IN. Nice try buddy, I suggest cramming all your sick, twisted and I’ll-informed nonsense right back up where it came from. I could sit here all day and discredit everything you wrote on this page, but judging by the comments I’ve read I don’t think that’s even necessary. Most of the opposition seems to speak from experience while your (very few) supporters have offered little more than desperate cries for attention. While I am actually mildly offended, I’m gonna go ahead and cue everyone to enjoy the last laugh at your expense. If we’re lucky we might get an encore of humor in the form of a negative response to this comment; I’d certainly enjoy it.

    And at next years EDC I’ll be sure to bring a crucifix and some holy water so I can bless the turntables to play only dubstep free of sin…..no butt plug required!!

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  62. Z

    Cue up the Rick Roll. Well played sir; I squarely hit “irony” right on the button with my “last laugh” comment, A free round of “look at this guy!” mixed with side-splitting laughter are on me tonight. I can only take solace in the fact that I didn’t rage out with caps lock in full effect.

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  63. ACE

    This by far was the biggest slop of bullshit ive ever seen. i dont know what this guys obsession is with taking stuff in the ass, but he seriously needs to seek profesional help. i think he had a frisky uncle and is missing it. thats beside the point. i really feel sorry for you bibble thumpin hypocrites. does it not say in your own book, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. you are a bunch of self loathing, angry, unhappy indivuals. what you need to do is get one of them uptight bitches you call a wife and fuck the living hell out of her until she cums allover and blacks out from the pure plesure. making it virtually impossible for her to be able to walk for a week but still begging to get fucked.

    may your lord take pitty on you for feeling that is your place to judge and condem others. my lord already said you can fuck off and rot in hell.

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  64. Michael

    Your Lord and God Jesus had one message. To love one another and this Earth. I have never witnessed such culture of love and respect than at EDC 2010 in LA. People from all walks of life came to celebrate life, love and the human condition. It was a community free of the binds of money and greed and hate. I met so many people from all walks of life from all over the world and I have never felt so human and so alive and humble than with those people. This I have not experienced sitting in any church to this day…

    I leave you with a great quote from a youtube video. They are the words of the late Carl Sagan…

    take care, God bless, good luck and I will see you in the afterlife…what ever you may call it. peace.

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  65. Oh Lawdy

    hah wow. this was a great article, made me laugh a lot. kudos to the author. Christwire is perhaps the most successful group of trolls i’ve ever seen on the internet. even though people are going to take what you’ve said seriously and stereotype ravers even more now, i say, keep trollin’ Christwire. Nothing satisfies self righteous, judgemental, ignorant Christians such as yourselves than messing with others or shoving your misguided beliefs down the throats of others 😀

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  66. Michelle

    You sure are judgmental for being a fan of God who supposedly loves everyone. And you sure do seem concerned with what people are doing with their asses. Just so you know, God (supposedly) doesn’t like all the thoughts you are having involving these children’s asses. You may want to repent?

    If you don’t like what these people are doing, how about you stop paying attention to them? stop obsessing over them, talking about how they are “slamming “Desert Dew Drop” pills up [their] poo slide”. If you are so concerned over these sinful people, you should perhaps go and rejoice over how they shall not be hanging out with you and God in heaven. They don’t want to attend that “after party” and I would HOPE God has some decent visuals, after all, all that money you are probably giving every Sunday MUST be going somewhere. I kind of think since you seem to obsess about these “homosexual” sinful, gluttonous, “poo slide” pill popping, people… you might kind of be worried you see it or wish to see it in yourself. Really though, i’ve been partying for a fair amount of time and have never heard/seen so much reference to sticking pills in butts as in your article… experience… curiosity? so funny…psst… you know people put those pills in their MOUTHS right? You’re doing it wrong. So yeah.. how many people are you talking to that are putting drugs in their butts? Hey you know, they apparently must be your type of people cause hey, like I said, I dont know as many as you.

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  67. leorapesalterboys

    leo it is obvious that you are in great denial about your obsession for shoving objects into your anus. Having been fortunate enough to take time off from my job to make it to Electric Daisy Carnival, i had the time of my life. Insomniac did a wonderful job putting this music festival together, and as of now i have not heard of any deaths that occurred over this past weekend at EDC vegas. As unfortunate as the two deaths were that happened at EDC Dallas Insomniac took all the precaution that they could (just as they have at every EDC festival i have been to for the last 4 years). This event should definatly be adults of at least 18 years and Insomniac did a great job of making sure no one under 18 was permitted to enter. The notion that this event is just a front to push drugs and a homosexual haven for gays shows me how intelligent of a person you are. I hope that you continue to lead your boring and judgmental life, while the rest of us PLUR babies and Jungle Lists enjoy the best times the world has to offer.
    PLUR
    synbadd the raver

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  68. duh

    lol, are you serious? i just noticed this, you’re like or dislike buttons are “praise” or “condemn”?!!! dude have you ignorant s bags even read the gospels? if jesus was around he’d be as disappointed as he was w/ the Pharisees in the temples. you should be ashamed of yourselves.

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  69. Jess

    THIS IS THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT LIE I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. whoever wrote this obviously does not understand or even know anything about what the rave scene is like.

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  70. proxy private

    Did you see what happened along with LinkedIn’s IPO? The bank screwed up big time and shorted them out of $175 million because they undervalued the value of the stock. They must be pissed. I hope this doesn’t produce a repeat of the dot com era which happened around 2000. That would suck especially with the recession we are still in. ~Jasmine~

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  71. space

    It seems that if there is a hell the all-hateful and ignorant Christian extremists will be the ones to go there first. They are so set in their ways that no matter what anyone says their ideas shall not waiver, ironic thing is is that they don’t realize what fools they are; close-mindedness equates to idiocy. I hope you see the light and that it is not belief in a false deity.

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  72. LostFaith

    You are the type of person that has made me lose faith in any Christian organized religion. Your delusions of grandeur and false slanderous words just make me laugh at your incompetence and close mindedness. If this isn’t extremist christian propaganda, then I don’t know what is. You are in the same league as those fools who use the lord’s name in vain to spew hatred towards their fellow man. I hope you are having fun in your delusional little world. Stop spewing false hatred. You give Christians a bad name, you might as well denounce your faith and worship your own arrogant opinions.

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  73. Samantha

    Disguested, I will help you out. YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING RIDICULOUS. After reading this I am STUNNED that this is what they teach you. I went to EDC and it changed my life. No drugs involved. Just friends, love, fun and awesome music. You guys are so ignorant it hurts LOL. I would love to EDUCATE you more on the topic. PLUR is Peace Love Unity and Respect. You people have NONE of those morals. This post/article is preposterous. I am a responsible 22 year old with a steady job (Monday-Friday 9-6pm) at a well established company), my own car (Audi A4, light blue) ALL PAID FOR by me, and in no way related to drugs or rich parents, an awesome relationship with my amazaing boyfriend and we’re about to get our own place in a nice neighborhood and can pay up to $2000/mo for rent…NOW tell me how I am a 30 something who can’t hold a job and blah blah. You couldn’t be farther from the truth. EDC is a 3 day carnival where you can relax and let loose and get away from NONSENSE like this. If ANYONE wants the real story behind EDC and the EDM community, please rspond to this. I will gladly tell you how EDM music has nothing to do with the devil or any of this BS. It’s all about love and being happy. IF you weren’t so BLIND and closed minded you would realize that we’re just normal people, doing fun things. Live a little. Get that stick out of YOUR behind and stop JUDGING other people. Besides I thought only “god” could judge us…hmmm I love when religion contradicts itself <3. I hope you guys break out of the supressing shell and start thinking for yourselves. PLUR :)

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      1. Ranelle

        I love that your response is not to what she’s actually trying to say but that she said her car was blue..oh excuse me..light blue.

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  74. the dude

    This article has arrogance sprayed all over it.
    Jesus taught us to love one another and to walk in the spirit. These events demonstrate this capacity within us. Its a beautiful environment to experience. I can’t say anything in this world is free of sin. Go ahead an walk through ” the valley.” You might come out stronger this way or win someone over with kind acts without saying a word, Its the true test of faith, instead of condemning from the sidelines.

    PLUR!

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  75. sway

    What christian says “five finger knuckle gropes” Sounds more like fantasies than an honest attempt to explain the activities of this festival. How ignorant.

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