God Causes Lady Gaga to Fall Off Her Piano

This isn’t the first time God has struck down this hermaphroditic, gay supporting, song stealing Jezebel and it doesn’t look like he will be stopping anytime soon.

For all her noise she has made, God gave Gaga another love tap to remind her he is watching and that she better get her act together or the next punishment might be a Michael Jackson fire accident, a Freddy Mercury AIDS infection or a Michael J Fox twitch fever.

19 thoughts on “God Causes Lady Gaga to Fall Off Her Piano

  1. RD

    Lady Gaga is a woman, thank you very much. She’s androgynous, sure, but so was Twiggy.

    Two, your god is a vengeful, vindictive bastard, if he actually exists. Who’d want to follow a deity like that?

  2. zeke

    Who do you think you are? Jesus taught nothing of talking down on other people and condemning them to hell. Let her live her life being the great person she is. Maybe you should read the book you preach out of you extremist bastard.

    1. Christian Intellectual

      Sir, you are the one that needs to read the Bible again.

      The bible is very clear GOD hates homosexuals, Jesus NEVER defended the homosexuals/hermaphrodites.

      1. RD

        And yet, Jesus defended and healed harlots, tax collectors, epileptics, lepers, all sorts of people who were considered “unclean” or “evil” at that point in time. He also preached tolerance, acceptance, and love.

        You’re just upset because lesbians get more pussy than you do.

      2. Lambdude

        oh oh oh!!! GOD HATES????? is this what the bible teaches ?? HATRED?? wow.. you are a fuckwit after all.. i grew up Christian and not once was it ever taught to me that GOD HATES…Hatred is of the devil.. an evil emotion.. god Creates all in his image.. GOd LOVEs.. God Forgives…..if your particular sect teaches HATRED… you are what is wrong with America… wow… i am emberrased for you..

      3. Anon

        But god is meant to forgive people.
        God is meant to love everyone.
        I bet your secretly gay since you’re such a defensive homophobe.
        or a troll.

  3. Christian Intellectual

    Jesus only defended people if they admitted their Sin and REFORMED.

    If homosexuals/lesbians admit that they are Sinners (Homosexuality IS a SIN) and they STOP their sinful life Jesus WILL forgive them.

    BTW God also hates whores.

    1. RD

      Where in the Bible does it EXPLICITLY STATE that your god hates homosexuals?

      Leviticus is a book of LAWS; no god handed those rules down.

      The cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were “destroyed” because of their lack of hospitality towards guests, which was considered remarkably rude and “ungodly” at that time. Nowhere in the Bible does it say anything about those cities being destroyed JUST because of homosexuality.

      Oh, and, out of curiousity: Why didn’t your god destroy Rome? Why hasn’t your god destroyed San Francisco, or West Hollywood, or any of the other places that are well-known for having a high concentration of homosexuals?

      Either your god doesn’t care, or doesn’t exist.

      1. Christian Intellectual

        The Bible is the result of Divine Inspiration (God wrote it).

        God did NOT destroy Sodom and Gomorrah “because of their lack of hospitality towards guests” that is a LIE created by the Homo/Gay agenda to justify their SIN.
        God destroyed those cities because of fornication and homosexuality (Sodomy)

        “”Where in the Bible does it EXPLICITLY STATE that your god hates homosexuals?””
        “There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel
        “Even as Sodom and Gomorrah, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire”
        “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.”
        “For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people.”
        “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”
        “Women are not to wear men’s clothing — it’s an “abomination unto the Lord” (Lesbians)
        “God says not be bring any whore, sodomite, or dog into the house of the Lord. For “these things are an abomination to the Lord.” Sodomites =homosexuals
        If you want more read your Bible.

        Christianity destroyed the Roman Empire and Jesus will destroy San Fagsisco when he comes back.

        1. RD

          “The Bible is the result of Divine Inspiration (God wrote it).”

          Prove it, WITHOUT citing the Bible OR religious fanatics like yourself.

          “If you want more read your Bible.”

          I don’t have one. I’m a happy young agnostic lesbian.

          “Christianity destroyed the Roman Empire”

          Corruption and being spread too thinly across Europe destroyed the Roman Empire. One of the Roman Emperors converted to Christianity, as did his successors.

          “and Jesus will destroy San Fagsisco when he comes back.”

          Will he? He’s dead, after all.

        2. Riva Loves Gorillaz, And Now Hates YOU

          Hon, my aunt went to college for this stuff. Nowhere in the bible does it say that a woman being in love, in a pure and unlustful sense, with another woman is wrong, and the same for two men. Lust between anyone, regardless of gender, is sin, but not true love.
          My best friend is pansexual. Haha, eff that, so am I. But it isn’t all about weird sex acts and lust. It’s just as normal as love between a man and a woman.
          And, where the bloody heck did you get those bible verses? Give them to me, exactly, and I will look them up and have them analyzed by a person with religion major.

  4. Matt

    As I recall from biology class the anus is used for poohing and the penis for peeing. I can’t see how inserting the penis into the anus is normal or biologically correct?

    I mean where does the pooh go during sex?


  5. jon

    How the fuck can god hate what he created i sure as shit know that i didnt wake-up one day and said hmm maybe ill try being gay, yea no ur born that way!

    1. Timmay

      When one chooses to take the Devil’s path of being homogay or emosexual, it makes God very unhappy. He does sometimes get angry, as the Holy Bible describes in great detail.

      Praise be!