It is a well know fact that The Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtles have spread musky whoreness across the vaginal regions of America’s sweethearts. In hopes to channel the power of The Turtles ability to turn young moralsome girls from Holy to hussie, Justin Bieber has gone out and tattooed the image of one of the green demons on his face.
Just like the reptile demon ninjas, Bieber plans on using Chinese attack secrets to stealthily infiltrate the pants of millions of American tweens and jostle their flesh door bells with demonic ticklings.
With his new tattooed inked upon his nose, he hopes that he will be able to channel the same subliminal powers are The Turtles did in the early 90’s. Let us not have another “Turtle Power” plague wash across the naughty zones of any legal American female citizens and request Justin to have this image of mass fornication be removed from his face.