Nothing gets my gizzard flaming like when I see parents misusing their children to protest. Children are too young to know what to do during a protest against gays or taxes. So I have compiled a list of images that bother me the most and posted comments on where the parents went wrong and how they could of improved each photo.
PHOTO 1 – Bad Words.
This little girl is tired of paying high taxes that Obama pushed on her and I couldn’t agree anymore. What the needed to do here is to remove the terrorist on the right of the photo and and not use a vulgar word like “crap.” I would of chosen “crud” or “pile.” Using cuss words just makes your point look not as important and using dune diggers, makes you look sympathetic to terrorists.
PHOTO 2 – Zzzzzzzz.
This gem has cute written all over it but loses it’s touch when you see the word “heads” has been misspelt. Using a “z” instead of a “s” at the end of words make it seem like your children are trying to talk black jive. I highly recommend against it. Yes, it looks “hip” and yes it is kind of cute, but don’t make your children look like they are being taught by a African tribesman.
PHOTO 3 – Holidays.
Kids can get a point across sometimes better then the greatest of signs, but don’t use pagan holidays as a form of bashing. It makes your child look like a devil worshiper and we can’t have that. Your child is there to make a point, not promote a holiday created by the liberal media, so your children can learn socialism. Just the word “Fag” with a big red slash through it would have made a better impression.
PHOTO 4 – Bad Color Choice.
It’s hard to read a message if you have Jim and Tim wearing the same color shirt. You need to break this up with some nice neon greens and yellows. The message gets completely lost when the eye is bombarded with too many neutral colors. Next time ask your printer to send you more color samples. Yes, it might be more expensive, but can you really put a cost on getting a good message across?
PHOTO 5 – Race Mixing.
Ack! I hate when parents think by adding a minority to the mix will make people think that minority group is supporting the cause too. It doesn’t! It makes your group look cheap and most people will think your child protest shield is a joke. You can’t have a yummy vanilla pie if it is mixed with pepper and jalapeños.
PHOTO 6 – Black Officers.
Never have a photo with white officers in your photo. Make sure to ask for black police officers to come and protect you at your next kiddie protest. Having black officers looking down at white kids trying to have fun, will make a bigger impact.
PHOTO 7- Smile.
No one likes to see a sourer puss. I child who doesn’t smile, is a child who isn’t going to score any points. Non smiling photos makes it look like your child is being forced to hold up the sign. A easy solution to this, is to offer your child a sugary reward after your family photos.
PHOTO 8- No Glitter.
Yes it’s exciting to see you little home marker out there with mama, but adding glitter and hot pink colors to a sign just kills the message. Just remember this little saying “Anything that looks like it would come out off a episode of Glee, it is not for me.”
Thanks for including a picture from one of our protests.
Proper parenting in today’s environment is difficult. This might explain why so many do an inadequate job.
I would also add that parents should ensure their little snowflake voids their bladder BEFORE the protest and to keep drinking and eating to a minimum.
What an adorable photo gallery. I love it when kids get excited about democracy!
Love photos of kids being proactive!
Stevie, stop ignoring the big issue. Do you seriously believe what Tyson wrote? You completely ignored the topic and looked at the pictures.
Stephenson Billings: Supporting racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, ignorance, and radical conservatism for fifty years.
And you sir, despite calling yourself a ‘Comedian’, don’t understand satire.
Yes, because there’s nothing cuter than children holding up signs demonizing gays and Jews…
Agree with you again!
“You can’t have a yummy vanilla pie if it is mixed with pepper and jalapeños.”
We all know, however, that Tyson would rather have a cream pie.
Claire, I have something to agree with you n finally! I love cream pie! I had about 20 of them over the Christmas break alone. Do you make them as well?
That’s what billings has been up too, did you have tossed salad as well Tyson.
Hey Tyson, I found a picture of you getting a cream pie!
Uncalled for Claire. I have reported you for distributing pornographic material online.
That’s priceless. “I love cream pie”. Absolutely priceless
)0( Blessed Be )0(
great spirit in the children..
they will live excellent lives.. and not complain about everything that nobody cares about like Claire.. 😀
“Uncalled for Claire. I have reported you for distributing pornographic material online.”
Ooh, I’m shaking!
too bad mister Boner it,s not illegal to distribute Porn on Internet
well at least if it’s not Juvenile Porn
In picture 1, that’s a dude.
In picture 5, that’s just plain racism, but what do I really expect after this?
Brothers and sisters and children.Statistics say that eome of these kids will be gay and or molested by the preacher who mage them carry these signs.exploiting children in any way is WRONG,but God did blow up the shuttle you know.God bless Y’all.
I love these photos so much. It’s just such a fun topic! Okay, Tyson here are some more for you.
And this one from the good old days:
Those photos are fantastic! I love seeing all the little ones getting involved!
Fuck you Dad.
“Anything that looks like it would come out off a episode of Glee, it is not for me.”
That has a nice ring to it, we should do one of those youtube videos and make this a song!
I shit a 9 pound poopie before. I thought it was a baby then when I realized it wasn’t, I ate it.
Love Love Love I want your love, that was what son of god was saying under the table as 12 men ate dinner, LOL
Please, please, please tell me this is a joke. I think it is. I think that no one in their right mind (considering how ridiculously insane the right-wing media is, I stand by that statement, despite the unfortunately play on words) would consider giving advice about glitter and lighting to a child wearing a GOD HATES FAGS tshirt. As someone who is completely against condemning any group of people, of any race, creed or religion, it is still my personal opinion that people who teach hate to children are the ones destroying the world.
–Leftist Bitch (let me save you the trouble)
sadly they re not joking. but on the bright side these people are hilarious. i always find oodles to laugh at here. lmao the funniest thing is that two of my christian friends no longer will admit to being christian because of this site.
this is disgusting. You people are not christian. This is evil as hell.
Nobody said we are christian or they are christian for the matter
westboro church is just showing that the constitution is flawed and must be restricted but well if they do it some american will cry to their Mommy
Are you really saying we should repeal the thirteenth fourteenth eighteenth and nineteenth amendments to the United States Constitution?
yay for training children to spread hate!
That’s one sexy ass terrorist — I’d show him my fertile crescent any day! *slurp*
I allways took you two to support the Westboro Baptist Church.
nice pictures its nice to know that there are other people out there raising there kids to hate fags too.
The only thing missing from this article was a refference to the chnese
ay fuck u christin fucks involving childern in protesting them not nowing what there doing or y there are there or y they are yelling mean words u say we are the ones that are devil worshipers no u guys are u people are evil and i hope u all die religion is shit i wish i could kid all of u and kill u i hope i hope u turn me to the cops before i find everyone of u and ripe u apart
From your poor grammar, I doubt you even know how to drive or read a map. I’m betting on me being safe.
Before you criticize his grammer, proofread your very poorly written article.
Knowing how to drive or to read a map have nothing to do with the validity of his argument. Ad hominem fallacy.
Perhaps brother Nathan should take the advice of the children above and consider running for congress.
“Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.”
John W. Whitehead
Ok so you dislike children using the word “crap” but you encourage them to use the word “fag”, really? I don’t get it…
Are you serious? I’m a CHRISTIAN and I hate sin. I don’t hate monger. This site is a joke! And way to criticize the one with “headz.” You can’t even spell or use proper English yourself. I can only pray that the gracious Lord will one day save your soul.
What is wrong with these photos are the kids that are being used by their parents to protest ridiculous closed-minded issues. It is sickening to see children wearing shirts that say god hates fags. I thought that God loved everyone. This website is a joke. None of the articles are well written and have false information. You people are sick and YOU will be the ones who burn in hell. Not gay people. Also, I cannot stand the ignorance of racism. You are all uneducated morons who need to get a grip on reality.
p.s. Phish is an amazing band with fans filled with more love and less hate than any of the authors on this site, Mr. Billings!