We have noticed a lot of vulgar usage of the word “vagina” on our site and social websites and would ask if you could please use one of the following Christian friendly words below instead.
- Puff Pillow
- Fish Cave
- Baby Door
- Eve’s Tunnel
- Satan’s Doorbell (Clitoral muscle)
- Reverse Blowhole
- Skin Wand Scarf
- Egg Crate
- Bullet Wound
- Sin Flower
- Moist Camel Hump
- Harpy Nest
- Canker Blossom
- Silk Barnacle
- Flap Dragon
- Clapper Claw
- Birth Cavern
- Flesh Wrap
- DNA Catcher
- Frothy Creek
- Satan’s Trap
- Sin Muscle
- Folded Flesh Leaf
- Harpoon Target
- Slurpin’ Salmon
- Devil’s Fun Slide
- Ovary Hallway
- Whispering Eye
- Secret Fish Forest
- Cat in The Hat
- Sin Sliver
- Devil Sponge
- Baby Portal
- Warm Potato
- Snake Trap
- Blood Sewer
- Twaddle Dandy
- Magic Crepe
- Satan’s Rose Bud
- Clack-dish
- Neighbor of Anus
- Pink Jello Box
- Rank Weasel
- Stripped Monkey
- Front Business
- Man’s Gift
- Wizard Sleeve
- The Liquid Slip
- Fleshy Fault Line
- Pink Velveeta Shell
-
The Pubic Pub
Please add your own in the comments below
Amazing. Some of these are soooo much more disturbing than the unspoken word itself, but damn it. If it’s for Jesus, I’m in!
There really is no reason to curse. Try “Jeeze” or “Darn” please!
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
Tuna sack is what we use in our family.
You ate your wife’s tuna sack out. 😛
I smell a can of bad tuna
No, she’s fine. I definitely will use wizard sleeves: just to fuck with people.
Satan’s Vicegrip is one for fat women who try to get you to spit up into them.
Queefing Canyon.
that is my fave!
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It just shows how much of a closeted gay you are boners that you can’t say vagina.
That doesn’t even correlate
hippo’s yawn
Suck it up ppl your living in modern times now not 2000 years ago.
i prefer the word PUSSY!!!!
Moderators – please remove this filth! And ban the perpetrator!
Well, God Bless You!
yeah remove this pedo clown billings from the site
Clownboy wants to remove the freedom of speech from the people, how shocking.
Oh, come off it L.N. Everybody knows you’re Claire, and that both of you are actually hardcore Christians.
No, I can tell that Claire and L.N are different people.
Dude, me and L.N are NOT the same person! I like L.N and I respect him, but we are not the same!
I made some super kawaii emotes.
( {} ) Standard vagina.
({}) Skinny vagina.
( {} ) Fat vagina.
( {{}} ) Many lipped vagina.
( | ) Virgin vagina.
(=^ {} ^=) Vagina is a cat. Meow.
( )*( ) An ass, the gay vagina.
(づ。{}。)づ Vagina wonders if it is kawaii.
( {} )ノ\( {} ) Vagina highfive.
(ノ {} )ノ*:・゚✧ Vagina blowing kawaii queefs.
(┛{} )┛彡┻━┻ Vagina flipping a table.
( {} )ノ やぁ~!Vagina says “Hi~!”
♪Happy(ノ {} )ノ┌iiii┐ヾ( {} ヾ)Birthday♪ Vaginas celebrate a brithday.
◢▆▅▄▃崩╰( {} )╯潰▃▄▅▇◣ Earthbending vagina.
I lost at Queef vagina :3
Earthbending omg.
So that`s what a Virgin Vagina looks like…Well, i guess that`s what mine looks like. Oh well.
u mad bro? >:P
Interesting. alot of things are interesting about the reaction to my first posting.
Im glad you all are pro freedom of speech.
Just so you all know, i believe in god, however i do not believe in censorship in any way shape or form. Since censorship is a man made idea that does not come from the lord himself, then i refuse to abide by such rules. He gave us mouths, ears eyes and everything we have so we can use them after all.
in the end it all comes down to our personal preferences and that is all ok because he also gave us freedom of choice :3
Man I met this white girl with the tightest Secret Fish Forest I had ever seen the other day. I took her back to my place and tore that Birth Cavern up! When I was done she wanted me to eat her Rank Weasel. Thats when I kicked that nasty Twaddle Dandy out!
I dont like you.
no one likes you either Dracula why don’t you go and fuck a dead moose
In the tuna sack!
Come on September, why can’t we be homies? Don’t you have black people in North Dakota?
Come to my hood some time and I will take you out for some fried chicken and waffles with some grape drank at Roscoes.
No disrespect for my theist friends, seriously. I don’t want to agitate anyone over their beliefs.
That said, I personally believe we shouldn’t be afraid or feel sinful from the use of words, be they words of science or sexuality.
There is nothing scary or irredeemable about the word vagina.
Out of respect and admiration for the teachings of Jesus, the devotion and purpose of his children and the sense of all mature humanity I’d like to ask my fellow man to join a conversation more centered on why we create such fetishism out of reality.
Really, as fathers, mothers, brothers and sisters, I understand the need to shelter children from vulgarity but certainly you can get why this should be left at the kid’s table.
I speak not from arrogance (I hope) but from camaraderie.
Let’s bury the hatchet (;)) and not let semantics gum up the works.
“Let’s bury the hatchet (;)) and not let semantics gum up the works.”
Why do you need to bring up hating Jewish people? Very rude. I dislike you Anti-Semitics.
Semantics you fucking moron, not Semitics. Two vastly different things, and you’re one to talk about hating Jewish people.
I think he is still pissed off about it not working with Claire, ain’t she a Jew?
I agree, God has blessed us with a human body yet we are ashamed of it? It is what it is, a vagina is a vagina and a penis is a penis. Using different words like these disassociate children from reality. I see alot of teenage christians getting pregnant and my only conclusion is they have been shelter far too much for far too long.
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Then you’ve never touched a:
Puff Pillow
Fish Cave
Baby Door
Eve’s Tunnel
Satan’s Doorbell (Clitoral muscle)
Reverse Blowhole
Skin Wand Scarf
Egg Crate
Bullet Wound
Sin Flower
Moist Camel Hump
Harpy Nest
Canker Blossom
Silk Barnacle
Flap Dragon
Clapper Claw
Birth Cavern
Flesh Wrap
DNA Catcher
Frothy Creek
Satan’s Trap
Sin Muscle
Folded Flesh Leaf
Harpoon Target
Slurpin’ Salmon
Devil’s Fun Slide
Ovary Hallway
Whispering Eye
Secret Fish Forest
Cat in The Hat
Sin Sliver
Devil Sponge
Baby Portal
Warm Potato
Snake Trap
Blood Sewer
Twaddle Dandy
Magic Crepe
Satan’s Rose Bud
Clack-dish
Neighbor of Anus
Pink Jello Box
Rank Weasel
Stripped Monkey
Front Business
Man’s Gift
Wizard Sleeve
The Liquid Slip
Fleshy Fault Line
Pink Velveeta Shell
ORRRRRR The Pubic Pub
Suck on that
Is frothy creek a term to refrence a vagina with a yeast infection?
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since when is the anatomically correct name for something bad? and the slang, PUSSY is admittedly a little crude, but seriously. Men have a PENIS. Women have VAGINA. Men insert PENIS into VAGINA, sometimes a baby pops out. Unfortunately, your dad put his PENIS in your mothers VAGINA and then you were born.
Vulva Vandal.
I think I will stick with pussy…and as a girl I think I have the right to call it what I want
I prefer pussy or vagina its betetr and sound way betetr than stupdiity yous aid
*Better
*Stupidity
*You
*Said
Please read a book, preferrably the Bible, since that’s where all useful knowledge comes from. And stop using sinful terms for puff pillows.
English isn’t Millennium’s first language, so fuck off.
Preferably*
I think you need to read a grammar book.
Everyone knows that all useful knowledge comes from a DICTIONARY
How about you grow up and use the correct word, Vagina?
Amen, dammit.
I misread 51 as the public pub…
Ham wallet
this is incredibly degrading. i’m pretty sure god is against this sort of thing.
Down here in Australia, we call it the Map of Tassie ie. Map of Tasmania (small v-shaped island to our south). Sometimes lewd youth shout things like “show us your map.”
Moisty is also a term I have heard used.
Amanda palmer has a song called maps of tasmania u should check it out it fit this whole conversation about vaginas
There isn’t a single one of these that doesn’t make me want to vomit.
The person who compiled this list clearly hates and fears women.
WAT.
This “God” person supposedly created us, no?
And he/she supposedly created the word Vagina for the woman parts.
My question is, how the hell would he/she be “ashamed” of said word, that he/she supposedly created for the part.
That’s just my point of view, though.
roast beef sandwich.
This is embarrassing for all women, Christian or not. Where’s the list of humiliating, degrading, sexist, derogatory substitutes for the word “penis”?
Right here:
http://tysonbowersiii.com/2011/11/51-christian-friendly-words-for-penis/
Wow, way to keep up the sexism and body-shaming guys! Let’s just keep having XX-persons keep self-loathing because Christian ideals want us to view ladies as either “Madonnas” or “Eves”; good versus evil. If she is not a virgin goddess, then she is obviously a horrible, god-hating whore!
And this is why we still cannot have nice things in this day and age.
Just what is wrong with vagina anyway?
These terms are degrading & humilating. I’d be interested to know where the corresponding list of alternative terms for penis is.
Honestly, why are we living like this?
“Christian Friendly” words for something
that is a very key part of why every
Christian is here on this earth. There
is nothing sinful about the human body
except for when some people choose to
abuse it. (be it lust, or ext.)
I dont believe in being afraid of words.
It is called a vagina. And a man has a penis.
beef Curtains
I prefer the term “wizard sleeves”
these words are much more insulting than cunt
184.163.11.49
You spammers are obviously part of the NMH army
The tapping caused Jenny’s clitoris to become swollen forcing the hood of her labia to roll back and Alice fingertip touched the throbbing button and so delicately it had Jenny gasping for breath. Jenny hadn’t felt this way in years and as excitement grew more intense Alice pressure and speed became more demanding, it was hard to say if it was Alice efforts or Jenny’s response that was the cause of effect but when Jenny went into a climax Alice placed her mouth over Jenny’s hot puff pillow and sucked her juices from her.
Alice then moved around on the bed until she was kneeling at right angles to Jenny’s body, she did that so that she could use her hands and mouth on Jenny’s body like she was playing a musical instrument. The things she did to Jenny’s flesh had her so stimulated she felt like ants were walking all over her flesh, when Alice again placed her head between her legs and kissed her baby portal she whimpered.
Jenny used her right hand to feel the soft inner thigh of Alice right leg, the hand slowly worked its way up her thigh until her fingertips found the first whisps of pubic hair. They were moist and Jenny could not resist running her fingers through the tangled mat, then she withdrew her hand and brought her fingers under her nose so she could smell the odour of Alice egg crate, “Oh God,” she thought, “am I really doing this? Am I really going to suck this woman’s blood sewer…
Alice was too lost in Jenny’s bullet wound to even notice what Jenny was doing, even if she had seen her smelling her moist fingers she would not have cared. She sought out the soft folds of the flap dragon with her tongue, relished the taste of the honey Jenny was making for her. Jenny felt the hand return to her own birth cavern and a finger probe between her swollen lips and was only mildly surprised when she felt another finger toying with her anus, she felt her muscles relax and the finger invade her brownhole, the hand fucked both holes at the same time and the thumb would bump into the clitoris and she felt herself approaching a climax.
She stopped sucking on Jenny long enough to move her body so that she could straddle Jenny’s head and place her flesh wrap right over Jenny’s face. Even an inexperienced woman like Jenny knew what was expected of her. She opened her mouth in an act of acceptance and licked the wet and hairless opening. She felt a chill run through her body as her tongue invaded this dark and private place; she found it thrilling to be having oral sex with a woman she barely knew. Jenny threw herself into the act of cunnilingus on her new lover; she eagerly sucked and swallowed the secretions that flowed from within this woman knowing full well that Alice was doing the same to her.
After they had both sucked and licked the other to a satisfying climax they cuddled next to each other and discussed the enjoyment they had given one another until they became aware that the rain had stopped.
This was funny. But I feel that everything on that list is way more vulgar than the word vagina. “Vagina” is a technical term. A medical term. That is how I will teach my children. Not with silly “hoo hahs” and “fuzzies”. There is no need to censor a word that is technical, not vulgar. I am shocked to see this post on a “conservative” Christian website. Aren’t these degrading terms against your morals as Christians? To label a critical piece of the human population full of wonderful and divine creatures “sin”? You should be ashamed of yourself. And by the way… pussy. That is all.
AMEN! I will be teeaching my children that they have Penises and Vaginas, not “ding-dongs” and “donuts”. I mean, God gave us the names for these body parts. By being ashamed, afraid, and horrified by these names, you are basically saying you feel this way about the creator of the term, God, as well. You all should be ashamed if you can’t just say vagina and penis.
On a final note, vagina and penis. That’s the name. It’s not shameful. Don’t act like it is.
Oh shit, mammal body parts just got vulgar.
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We use Cum Dumpster in our family.
Well isn`t this unbecumming. 😉