Chinese Invent Sinful Boob Scarf

As if the Chinese weren’t the most veil people already, they have invented a new scarf called the “Boob Scarf.”

What sick and twisted people they are. No wonder our good friend Amber post the great story “I Am Extremely Terrified Of Chinese People.”

I guess the scarf is suppose to be humorous and I guess it is if you’re a sin ridden, freedom hating Chinaman!

Women’s breasts are for one thing only and that is to feed a newborn. Not to be shown off in a sexual or humorous way!

These commie, sex crazed, child abusing wackos need to be nuked. To bad our Christian leader George Bush still isn’t in office. He would wipe these low lives out with a holy nuke from GOD!

BOO China! BOO!

93 thoughts on “Chinese Invent Sinful Boob Scarf

  1. Jack Gould

    I think the Chinese are fascinated by such perversions because women are rare in their country, since they murder all their female babies (they can only have one, and sadly males earn more money).

    Once they go ahead and accept a more stable financial system like American capitalism, maybe they’ll not feel so pressured into their sexist genocide of the lesser species.

    All you can really do is pray for these misguided tribal cultures. It’s really sad.

    1. Jason

      Wow, that’s really sad, did you even listen in history class, or did you just drop out before you had a chance? Either way, you should know that China was a member of the Allied forces and therefore was a victor in the end. Are going to deny that now? Because if you do, then you are supporting Hilter. So may God bless you and enlighten you, so one day you may become a better person.

    2. Wiffelswitch

      You are obviously stupid. We fought the Japanese, who were killing and abusing the Chinese like the Nazis were doing to the Jews. Look it up.

      Oh, and do you guys realize that nobody likes you?

    3. MikeyBoobs

      I don’t know who to feel sorry for more. You for suffering from the mental disorder that you obviously have. Or for the innocent chinese that have see these evil lies you make about them. Especialy the lies in your articles amber. Which are very disturbing and sad.

    4. NostalgiaCritic

      is that enough times for you dumb stupid bitch

  2. Brendan

    You’re narrow minded racist remarks are the reason I embrace science over religion. Unless I am mistaken this is a Christian web site, might I say way to embrace you’re religious ideals by calling for the destruction of an entire race because of an amusing little joke piece of clothing.

    1. Prejudiced

      This is why I chose Science over Religion. Fact over Fiction. History over the Bible.

      How the fuck did Noah fit 4 Billion (wait, two of each, so it’s actually 8 billion) animals onto his pissy little arc. How did he get to Australia in time to save the animals their? Or to America, China, Japan, etc.

      He didn’t.

      Lol, fags.

      1. NostalgiaCritic

        I couldn’t agree more. Christianity is just the ironic fairy tale of a carpenter being nailed to a piece of wood

  3. Captain awesome

    You should see asian hentai bukake masks… now theres some fucked up shit…

    Jesus aint got nothin on…

  4. Master Bates

    I’d be squeezing and shoving my cock between those all day long.

    Though they’d be no substitute for when my darling Amber is out getting pimped.
    I love stuffing my rod between my sweet whore Amber Cooper’s floppy fun bags. She loves it when I shoot my searing wad all over her face and hanging fat sacks.

    Love you Amber, see you at six tonight. Can’t to be ramming my pork sword up your hersheys highway x x

    1. StrangerQ

      excuse me high overlord bates… but may i rent amber… i wish to teach thing or two about how to use her head something else that spewing bullshit?

  5. Bizza

    “I’m not racist, I’m American” – Pat Heinkel on The BJRadio Show.

    Yeah, what a crock of shit. You people are on a whole different level of racist.

    Tyson Boners. sucks.

  6. chinaman

    “To bad our Christian leader George Bush still isn’t in office. He would wipe these low lives out with a holy nuke from GOD!”

    Bush was a idiot. He was the president but not a leader.

  7. demorgan

    amber-i feel sorry for your kids and what you are probably teaching them. This place is no different than a KKK meeting

  8. Crazy_Bean

    WOW!!! This site is too much! Are you fuckin serious? demorgan is right this is just like a fuckin KKK meeting! The chinese were on our side you dolts!! further more, America’s (its my country, be come on) “sturdy capitilism”, if you havent noticed HAS GONE TO SHIT. Also, even though I dont agree with the way they deal with their population program, if you LOOK INTO IT, instead of KILLING them, the goverment PAYS for chinese women to undergo surgery to STOP HAVEING CHILDREN in some provinces. Oh, and they dont do a female genocide, most if not all the female girls are either given up for adoption (my COUSIN is chinese and she was adopted!) OR there are schools for girls in china, where they’re taken from the family and raised elsewhere OR they are forced to become FEMALE MONKS you idiots…..keep spouting hate, Jesus’s message was that of PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING, and RESPECT FOR ALL MANKIND AND BELIEVES!!!

    You People make me want to renounce my christian religion, you people make me sick. I hope you all rot.

  9. infinited

    This is preposterous. This is just more of their secret plan to first destroy us morally, by exporting lead filled toys and homosexuals to our nation, and then destroy us physically when we’re weak, and force us to be slaves for their carnal pleasure.

  10. Mei

    Hello! I’m a Chinese atheist waiting to destroy all of middle america for my carnal pleasure. I can’t wait! :)

  11. God_AM

    The best I can say about the author of this blog is that he is afraid of the world around him. Many of us put up this armor to protect ourselves from that which we don’t understand. We call people mean names and attack them for things that we feel seperate them from us. When we don’t understand that we are all connected we put up walls to keep out that which we feel is “bad” not realizing that we are actually creating more seperation which creates more fear. Sometimes it even results in violence. And so begins another cycle of negativity. Negativity however cannot exhist on it’s own. It’s dependent upon the attention of other negative actions and thoughts. I suggest we allow the negativity to stop now. Don’t comment on this or any of his hatefull posts anymore. If anything send this man your love and wish him well. Pray fir him to find peace within himself and maybe he can learn to express himself in a way that promotes thy peace to his fellow human beings. Don’t feed him more of what his ego desires. You cannot attack the darkness that has pervaded his soul, you can only shine the light on it and hope for the best. Until he finds his own way out of the darkness he will continue to live in the he’ll that he wishes upon everyone else.

    COMMENTS MAKE HIM HAPPY, CLICKING LINKS MAKES HIM MONEY. just leave the site and never look back.

  12. anon

    Yeah I also love this site, I haven’t lol’d this hard in a long time. :DD
    I’m just hoping it’s a joke. Please….

    “I guess the scarf is suppose to be humorous and I guess it is if you’re a sin ridden, freedom hating Chinaman!”

    “These commie, sex crazed, child abusing wackos need to be nuked. To bad our Christian leader George Bush still isn’t in office. He would wipe these low lives out with a holy nuke from GOD!”

    Yeah, there are no racists on this site, none whatsoever…….

    Women’s breasts are for one thing only and that is to feed a newborn. Not to be shown off in a sexual or humorous way!”

    CSB NOTE: Image Censored for Western Styled Immorality

  13. ~KatDelia~ (atheist)

    although i am not sure of christian values, not being one myself, i believe Christians are meant to be moral. Nuking the most populated country in the world does not strike me as particularly moral.
    i believe the people of china do the the best they can under their circumstances, it is not their fault the have such a bad government.
    May the good Christians carry on spreading happiness and tolerance of others.

  14. Mollie

    Is this entire websire supposed to be a joke? It just seems too far out there.

    Under “Blessed This Week” they listed “Watch South Park Episode Eat Pray and Queef Online Now, Christian TV Review”. What??

    I hope it’s just bad humor. This kind of intolerance.. unforgivable. Not funny.

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  16. Thoughtful Person

    You people disgust me, you should be ashamed of yourselves for judging an entire culture just because it’s different than your own. If this were the early days of civilization you would be murdering goats and human sacrifices to appease your god.

    There’s nothing wrong with this scarf, it just looks like a body part. In this part of the world, the human breast isn’t considered “sinful”. And if you think it’s just because they’re “crazy chinamen” look at parts of europe where they have the same standards.

    Your puritan closed off mindsets keep you ignorant to the rest of the world, and posting things like this are just what make other cultures hate America. This is why terrorists bomb us and why people think all Americans are stupid (which is hard to argue, especially with evidence like this website).

    “To bad our Christian leader George Bush still isn’t in office. He would wipe these low lives out with a holy nuke from GOD!” <– ARE YOU SERIOUS?
    George bush basically destroyed this country and did nothing to help save the planet from all the other past crap people have done to destroy it.

    You should all be ashamed of yourselves for being so ignorant. Oh wait, that's not a "sin" so there's nothing to feel bad about huh? :(

    1. Count Chocula

      Hooray fo ze bewbiezzz!!! mmm that crunchy chocolate taste
      who would win, bruce lee or chuck norris or jesus (THREE WAY SHOWDOWN!)

  17. radioactive ASIA//

    am8er you stu8id uglypiece of smelly hairy crap i hate you i hope yu get herpies from a fat chi//ese ma// //amed moe

    some of my keys do// work am8ers weird

  18. Christianity 101

    I am a minister in one of the largest parishes in all of pensylvania, and I have discussed with my fellow preachers, and we find It is absolutely sinful to think such things of fellow men. Jesus taugh us to love and those who condemn shall be cndemned to eternal he’ll. Also it seems you mistake the Chinese wih the Japanese. This is what happens when one dances with the devil; the mind is distorted and twisted.

  19. Don

    Dear God In Heaven, some of these assholes are Serious? I thought the whole thing was a joke, Now it appears only some of the posters are jokes. I’m not a Christian, but I hope I’m there when you meet your God ’cause I’ll tell you, HE’S PISSED AT YOU, you piece of shit!
    If you don’t like it here, you’re really not gonna like Hell.

    1. melody sherrick

      You are not alone…the only way to stop a mans instinct to admire breasts is to put out his eyes. It is ingrained and irrepressible. I know this to be true because I am a woman of ample breast-age and have experienced all this in person. I can’t imagine moralizing such an ingrained part of humanity. If breasts are only for nursing, where did the baby come from?

  20. Chen

    Christian racists at it again.

    We do not all look alike, despite your prejudice. The three women in the picture are obviously Korean.

  21. Joanna

    Okay, first of all, most of you are confusing China with Japan.

    Secondly, you’re using one person’s invention to generalize a country with a population of over 1 billion.

    Please try to use correct information, and don’t generalize. It makes you sound completely stupid.

    BOO ChristWire! BOO!

  22. JoAnn

    Jesus preached love. Of all people. The Tower of Babel says we were all one, once. This blog preaches hate. How can you reconcile love for Jesus and these beliefs? How do you think He feels, looking down on all of his people and seeing that those who claim to do His bidding are spreading hate and prejudice toward His other creations?

  23. nicole

    I am wondering why you are so angry towards chinese people? Some people live differently than others, does that make them evil? no… And I do not believe that God would condone your narrow minded views of people. only God can judge us when it is our time. What would he say to you? That you used his name to spew your hatred would anger him I imagine. I feel very sorry for you, the life that you are leading must be a difficult one. Remember the bible preaches love, peace and tolerance… not hatred, anger, or the wish to do harm to anyone. Hello THOU SHALT NOT KILL>>> ring a bell??? What you are speaking of *nuking a whole country* goes against everything that God wants us to learn. I hope that you can find peace in your tortured soul, and I hope you do it before judgement day…

  24. dexter

    “But the wisdom that comes from heaven is first of all pure and full of quiet gentleness. Then it is peace-loving and courteous. It allows discussion and is willing to yield to others; it is full of mercy and good deeds. It is wholehearted and straightforward and sincere. And those who are peace-makers will plant seeds of peace and reap a harvest of goodness.” James 3:17,18

    Tyson Bowers III, you are responsible for your words…and your words are not full of “the wisdom that comes from heaven”. Please stop spreading hate and turning hearts away from our God who loves ALL people and longs for them to know Him.

  25. Barbara

    I stumbled across this site trying to find more information about the scarf because it made me laugh when someone sent me an email of it. In this day when there is a crisis in the economy, and war in the Middle East, we can all use a good laugh, and some days its hard to find humor in anything.

    The above blurb by Tyson Bowers III shocked me more than appalled me. I am 53 years old, and although I know there is still a lot of ignorance and prejudice, I am always unprepared for those who hide behind the clock of Christianity to support their views. But reading it prompted me to respond personally to him, and anyone else that agrees with him with the following:

    No wonder “I AM EXTREMELY TERRIFIED OF ORGANIZED RELIGIOUS ASSOCIATIONS PROFESSING TO BE CHRISTIANS”, WWJD? Well first let me tell you that Jesus would know that the word VILE is spelled V-I-L-E, and not V-E-I-L. Unless of course you are referring to them being VEIL, because of their veiled faces. Of course, most of us know that veiled faces are found in a different part of the world altogether. I can see your confusion, no doubt from your narrow viewpoint, “they” all look the same to you.

    Second, I can’t remember reading that Jesus thought we should nuke our enemies and an answer to resolve sin. Mary Magdalene was spared from being rocked to death for her sins by Jesus Christ. Even when Jesus Christ was angry about the heathens casting lots in the Temple, he may have turned over some tables, but I don’t recall anything about him destroying the men who threw the dice. It’s really good for you that he doesn’t take that path, because surely you and those who think like you would be obliterated by now.

    Lastly, we are put upon this earth to enjoy life. I don’t mean to imply that gives us priviledge to hurt anyone, including ourselves for thrill seeking. As I began my spiritual walk, I learned about enlightenment. In short, “lighten up”, it sure makes for a more enjoyable life. It was intended to be humorous, and I really found no offense in it being a woman with breasts. Maybe you should discuss your deep seated issues about breast feeding with your mother or minister.

    Peace and a prayer for your healing.

  26. Matthew Darling

    Dude, those are Japanese, not Chinese. It would have prevented you from looking stupid if you have done some research before posting something while being prejudged

  27. melody sherrick

    Wow….it saddens me that there are such closed minded racists alive and well on this planet. The outrageous anti-Chinese rhetoric that you all seem to think is normal behavior is shameful. WWJD? Christ was a man of humor who did not fear the natural part of humanity and humor. He would never have described another human being as vile for having different cultural norms or for having a sense of humor. Bigoted, self-centered people however should be thrown from the temple for living with hate in their hearts. SHAME ON YOU ALL!! Jesus was never a racist bigot!! I pray for you that your hearts will be opened through prayer and that Jesus will show you the error of your ways. Please don’t hate in the name of Christ.

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  29. Pablo

    wow people.
    ever heard of satire?
    These aren’t fundamentalist christians writing these inane articles. They are a satirical website like ‘onion news’ having a poke at christians.

    let me make it really clear – comedic journalists writing fake articles to make people hate christians.

    And they are getting the response they hoped for

  30. ez

    i hope this is a joke…this whole website, seems like trolling….i think that scarf was originally made in japan and is also made in usa by crafters on esty…but its just meant as a joke anyway…

  31. fb

    Hey Amber, read a little history, the Chinese were on our side in WW2, and we won (notice that you’re not speaking German…..)

  32. Amber Cooper

    You’re the one who needs to read a book. The Chinese aided Hitler and helped him build up his army. After they were defeated, they remained silent until they again rose up and stole Hong Kong from England. I only fear what they are planning now granted they have nuclear technology and little morals.

  33. Buddah

    You’re wrong. You’re a fucking idiot and you should get your stupid ass back in the kitchen and go back to cooking. If you even bothered doing any sort of research you’d understand how retarded you sound.

  34. That Guy

    That was the Japanese, idiot. WHy don’t you read a history book before hanging yourself for idiocy?

  35. Andrew

    You know, I was going to write a whole big long explanation on how you’re perverting world history to fit your own distorted viewpoint on racial relations, but I’ve come up with two theories why I shouldn’t:
    1. You wouldn’t listen anyway, or
    2. This is a satire, because no one in their right minds could actually go against decades of accredited primary sources, ESPECIALLY in this day and age.

    Please, please, please, please, PLEASE let it be option 2.

  36. LMFAO

    Holy shit.

    I’m surprised that you are capable of typing coherently.

    You are possibly the most misinformed piece of ignorant trash I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.

  37. Dennis Lant

    No, you’re wrong. The chinese and japanese were allies because they’re on the same continent, and let’s face it: they all look the same, so they all must BE the same. That’s why japan assraped every chinese citizen in Nanking. Makes PERFECT sense!

    Also, I laughed at the vulgarities that “Buddha says:”

  38. Lin

    Geez, Mei! We aren’t supposed to tell anyone yet, da**it!


    btw, Amber. you will be our first target when we come 😀 we noes where you livez~

  39. daphne

    you won’t have to; they are doing a great job destroying themselves.
    pull up a chair and watch the show!

  40. daphne

    i love this site,
    it leads me to all sorts of interesting and fun sites; thanks for picking them out for me!
    (You racist, sexist repressed freak).

    Wow, I thought the dark ages were over, I guess not.
    How do you sleep at night?

  41. daphne

    “stable American capitalist system….” hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha.
    You are freaking HILARIOUS!!! Keep ’em coming, boy.

  42. Gabe

    As a Chinese, I must say I’m more offended by your comment than the satirical article itself. Who are to claim anybody else has “bad government”? Our system has worked quite well for us over the past several decades despite some severe setbacks, and to be honest, I don’t think we need some white guy with a holier-than-thou attitude to tell us how to live.

    Please, if you love democracy so much, just be happy you got it in your country and leave it at that. It’s not some religion that everyone on the damn planet has to adhere to, and there are people that like other systems more.

  43. ~KatDelia~ (atheist)

    my apology Gabe, i didnt mean to offend you.
    in my opinion formed from the new reports we get, the Chinese government seems like an unhappy one. i don’t think i have a holier than thou attitude; i say each to his/her own and as long as you enjoy your culture and government keep it.
    i dont particularly criticize your government i believe each government dose its best to fix things while still making mistakes. i think china is a good place, that, like everywhere has problems; i am saving to visit China.
    yet again i apologize for offending you or anyone.
    have a happy day!

  44. A CHRISTIAN Teenage Twilight Fan

    Don’t pick on Delia, she’s not very bright

    (luv you D!!!)

    China does have a rather negative appearance in more developed country, though that may in fact be the fault of the MEDCs (sweatshops etc).

    You have to admit that China is rather economically unbalanced, with a high percentage of the population living below the poverty line.

    Despite that, it is a beautiful country, which I too want to visit when I’m older. Oh, and one of my best friends is of chinese descent, just incase anyone wants to accuse me of racism. Why would I be friends with someone if I hated their origins?

    And we have a pretty crappy government too – look at us! We’re in recession! I blame Tony Blair – more interested in making money and supporting American wars than caring for his country – though as Delia says, every government makes mistakes, and every leader tries to do her/his best with what s/he is given.

    So there is no need to be so rude when Delia herself was nothing but polite, and even apologised! She’s only little, after all

    God bless :)

  45. True

    Even if it is a satire site, it seems to be producing a lot of racism and hatred. And that is just not something we need any more of.

  46. C2

    I’m Chinese, and also an American Christian; i find this article and the article “I am extremely terrified of Chinese People” discriminant. If you guys are really Christian, you’ll notice in the Old Testament that God looked down on racism (ex- Moses’s wife was of darker skin than most of the inhabitants of the Israelites, and Moses’s sister insulted her of her hue, so God gave Moses’s sister leprosey.). Though I might agree that China is CAPABLE of a 200,000,000 man army like it says in the book of Revelations, I don’t think they’d do that now; they’re more focused on business, getting the economy going, and catching up with the rest of the world. In my opinion, I think the writers of these two articles are having extreme paranoia of Chinese, and might have to read a WW2 book(A LEGITIMATE ONE TOO).

    Also, Americans (though America is a great country) have done horrible things that dwarf this issue of a “Boob Scarf”. They had slavery, racism of immigrants, Indians(Native Americans), and African Amercians, as well as Chinese people (Now, and the Gold Rush). Americans have almost killed an entire race of people (ex- I’ve never seen an entire Indian family- Mom, Pop, Son, together before). Also, they have make the porn industry one of the most successful film industries, because most of them live in Sherman Oaks. Also one of the founding fathers had an affair with a slave and had a legitimate child- while he was writing the Declaration of Independence(Jefferson)!

    Yep. The Boob Scarf seems pretty big now, doesn’t it?

  47. TrueChinese

    Amber, hon, you need to get into the real world – where REAL stuff applies, not just some REAL dumb imagination.
    Sure, sure, fire back, “You need to read books cuz I officially passed kindergarten and it doesn’t matter that you’ve mastered whatever school.” I don’t care.
    Ignorance is curable, stupidity is forever. I only hope your posts are singed with satire and ignorance, not stupidity and racism.
    One last thing – you’re a Christian, correct? I, myself, am an Atheist, but I’ve been to churchs with friends, and what’s I’ve learned is this – God intended you all to be good. He doesn’t want you Christians having the lust and wanting violence and nuking. Right?
    If you disagree, I’ll know for sure what you are.

  48. to amber

    we did not steal hong kong from england. they stole what was ours. YOU need to start reading from both sides of the story you ignorant little twit.

  49. Seriously?

    These people obviously are nuts. First of all, the JAPANESE were those who aided Hitler. The Japanese and the Chinese are completely different races. Yes, they’re both asians. BUT, They do not share the same culture as the Chinese. And if you’re going to insult the Japanese after you’ve finally been enlightened, please don’t. God taught us to forgive others. Aren’t you going against him now? Some Christians, eh? I pity you people of this website. Why? Because you must have been raised to become racist bastards. I hope you don’t have children because chances are, they’ll become like you all and continue sinning against God. May God bless your fucked up heads.

  50. unblinkered at last

    Thank you Amber, you have opened my eyes. I now see the Chinese for what they really are, and I am terrified. It is too late for Hong Kong – that is a lost cause now. All the British sympathizers have been sent to labor camps close to the Korean border, The places have been taken by “look alikes” from the mainland, which is pretty easy, because all Chinese look the same.
    I recently toured China, and found anti British propaganda everywhere, a total distortion of the facts from the Opium Wars. There are signs everywhere, “This wall was knocked over by the Anglo-French invaders”, “this bush was burned to the ground by the Anglo-French terrorists”.
    The most terrifying aspect is how clever the Chinese are. Dig deep enough, and you will find that Nanjing was actually a joint Sino-Japanese venture – a prototype for their friend Hitler’s death camps. I personally believe that a deal was done allowing Japan to “take the rap” while China continued to grow in power.
    Having achieved the required degree of power for world domination, they then switched to being a friendly nation. This allows them to infiltrate all the other major powers, and assume financial as well as military domination.
    I don’t see an answer. The only thing left to do is to buy a small shack in the mountains, and fill it with food, water and automatic weapons.

  51. Don

    >you will be our first target when we come we noes where you livez~

    OK Lin, you’re really from Alabama, aren’t you. You’re supposed to say “You be first target when comes. We noes where you Rive.”

  52. TrueChinese

    Correction, Unblinkered at last. Japanese HATE, DESPISE, LOATHE Chinese. They would NEVER in a LIFETIME help a Chinese person. And vice versa with the Chinese. Then again, would YOU be best friends with some Jap who raped, stole, and then killed everyone and everything?
    That’s what I thought.

  53. millenium

    In general Both country actually hate each other ( well hates it’s a Big word because they commerce with each other Now )

    but as individual japanese and chinese can Be friend ( I know because I have both and they are friend)

  54. melody sherrick

    Gabe…please know that most Americans don’t hate the way the people on this site do. A loving God loves all of his creations in all cultures.


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