In this episode, Bryan Blake gives you a list of Christian friendly phrases to use for the phrase “butthole”, instead of sounding like a $2 French lesbian.
35 thoughts on “Christian Phrases with Bryan Blake – 51 Christian Friendly Phrases For “Butthole””
By christmas, do you mean holidays? MUAHAHAHAHA (jk, i dont care what you people do, im smarter than you!)
Nicholas Tadmor
Oh Mr. Toppers you always bring a smile to my face! My Christmas was wonderful. I spent the day with my family doing charity work for the homeless in the city of Knoxville. We handed out lotto tickets for those poor people to inspire hope and Faith. Maybe one of them will be blessed and get rich like that Bieber boy. I hope you had an equally blessed christmas
OddAtheist
You could’ve given the homeless food or clothes but instead you give them lotto tickets that likely won’t win…Very charitable…
LinuxGamerTheist
Nicholas: stop ignoring me and get a linux and stop believing in god.
LinuxGamerTheist
Oh and saying “lol” or “that’s funny”
saves a lot of typing, that’s the point. It’s the same reason I prefer Mint over Ubuntu (one syllabal or three?)
I have NOT been hacked, Mr. Millenium! This is the real Susan B Xenu. I just decided to come out and admit that I love fingering my bunghole. Is that a crime?
K, then I’m gonna need a straight answer: u know how im always asking if we can call you GLaDOS cuz ur “still alive” for some reason? Can i or can i not?
Albert Toppers
Why are you slandering a kind, defenseless, elderly, Christian lady?
I am glad we have ten 80p’s for this
The demonstrations of the terms are hilarious. Also, as I have mentioned previously, Stop commenting Nicholas and get off this site, I hate you.
Is that you Damien Jew Blade?
“Laughing Out Loud!” It is hard to tell these atheists apart, Brother Nicholas. How was your Christmas?
By christmas, do you mean holidays? MUAHAHAHAHA (jk, i dont care what you people do, im smarter than you!)
Oh Mr. Toppers you always bring a smile to my face! My Christmas was wonderful. I spent the day with my family doing charity work for the homeless in the city of Knoxville. We handed out lotto tickets for those poor people to inspire hope and Faith. Maybe one of them will be blessed and get rich like that Bieber boy. I hope you had an equally blessed christmas
You could’ve given the homeless food or clothes but instead you give them lotto tickets that likely won’t win…Very charitable…
Nicholas: stop ignoring me and get a linux and stop believing in god.
Oh and saying “lol” or “that’s funny”
saves a lot of typing, that’s the point. It’s the same reason I prefer Mint over Ubuntu (one syllabal or three?)
No, I am freeasinspeech also, however
Why would anyone want to talk about buttholes randomly?
Queer Christwire folk. Thats who
Lol
The atheists will still find a way to corrupt Bryan’s holy words. We must ALWAYS stay a step ahead, my friends!
His ability to deflect them is glorious!
GLORY!
We are not corrupting his words, we are just laughing at the fact that he is a very awkward person.
Do you have a butthole?
Does your friend have a butthole?
Do you talk about buttholes?
these videos are funny i’ll give you that
Half of those sounded dirtier then just saying the word butthole…
And who even talk about buttholes is casual conversation?!
Hmm, I’m fingering my butthole as I type this.
Praise be,
SBX
u sick bastard
just a funny stuff susan has been hacked heh she didnts ee that coming I guess
I have NOT been hacked, Mr. Millenium! This is the real Susan B Xenu. I just decided to come out and admit that I love fingering my bunghole. Is that a crime?
Now my finger’s all stinky.
Praise be,
SBX
K, then I’m gonna need a straight answer: u know how im always asking if we can call you GLaDOS cuz ur “still alive” for some reason? Can i or can i not?
Why are you slandering a kind, defenseless, elderly, Christian lady?
No, why would you think that?
aren’t we all in our own way?
Or, ya know, you could just not talk about that with your friends, like normal people.
This story really shows that christware are gay.
Talking about butt holes.
Really shows the iq of these people.
And Susan. I take my hat off to you showed your true colours.
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM!
Okay, that was pretty funny. =P
I don’t like talking about this.
I find asshole to be perfectly fine, it even doubles as an insult! the utility!
I like asshole too.
Mainly because butthole sounds like a 2 year old is saying it and thinking he is dirty
Try “ass,” you save tons of time because there are less syllabals, the same reason people use Mint over Ubuntu.
I lol’d at how this site says tattoos are against god
and that bitch has tons of them