College Humor Promotes Gay Office Relationships

College Humor is a sick site filled with unmoral videos, college whores and distasteful articles, written by drug induced “writers.”

The biggest shock on the site I see, is this Jake & Amir show, which promotes gay relationships within the work space. It features one “metro sexual” and one “closeted” homo, that tries to get his lovers attention with weird gay antics and child molester stares.

This is their latest “comedy” episode, which at the end you can see the blatant homo feelings towards one another as they grasp each other in a loving and sexual hug.

I suggest, that all our followers contact this cesspool of a site and demand they clean it up or TAKE IT DOWN!

385 thoughts on “College Humor Promotes Gay Office Relationships

  1. Eheaehaehe

    [img]http://www.planetclimax.com/pics/freesites/free-gay-sex-pics-85-4.jpg[/img]

    ^ thats promoting gay relationships

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  2. Brandon Evans

    Dude, I hug all my best friends like that, we’re all straight, and we’re all Christian. This video was pretty funny. But which one was metro and which was the closet? I’d like to hear how YOU see this.

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  3. Alicia

    Ummm I know you don’t have friends but normally people who do actually care about their friends…soooo…you’re an idiot.

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  4. Meandmyfriend

    what drugs do you think these writers are on? You seem pretty sure, sound like you know alot about drugs. On a related note, do you have any?
    unmoral’s not a word, although maybe it’s in the bible, I’ll have to crack one of those open sometime…
    Also, regarding those “whores” as you call him, I am sorry you are mistaken. You have to pay whores.

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  5. Eheaehaehe

    I mean, look at the author, he looks like an even gayer version of libberace. Hes clearly writing anti-gay articles to cover up his love for finger fucking 9 year old male anuses. I mean its ok if you want to believe in some all knowning being based on a book thats usually in the historical fiction section of a bookstore, but don’t go writing articles like this~

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  6. Tyrone

    After being an avid reader of your work, after seeing this, my boyfriend Jamaal and I will no longer be reading your articles.

    Good day to you sir~

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  7. Brendan

    You’re a sick man.

    Not because of your beliefs, but because of the uncompassionate and certainly unchristlike way you pass judgment upon others.

    I hope one day you will wake up and see yourself for the loathsome wretch that you are. It will make you sick to your stomach.

    – Brendan

    PS. There was nothing sexual about this video. It is a joke. You can’t handle that, because you are an unbalanced and contrived man. How dare you call yourself spiritual, you are a hypocrite in the worst sense.

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  8. Homosexual Agenda

    There is no homosexual agenda you moron, all they want to do is be treated like normal human beings instead of being outcasted by unprogressive cavemen like yourself. Jesus preached love not hate. Also, clearly you have no sense of humor. It’s a shame Bob Hope died, you’ve had nothing to laugh at since the 1930’s. Although bugs bunny did cross dress, you might want to ostracize him from society too.

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  9. Dez

    This isn’t even funny satire, it’s really just pathetic.

    And to think that there are people out there that believe this video is actually promoting a gay agenda… just wow. Get a life.

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  10. Michelle

    You cannot be serious. Is this a joke? You’re kidding right?

    Do you not understand that collegehumor is just that…it’s meant to be FUNNY. The over exaggerated “bromance” between the two is WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT THE SKIT. Relax, and if you consider yourself a real Christian, stop creating so much unnecessary hate and negativity in this world. You bigot.

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  11. Geraldine

    First of all, “unmoral” is not a word.

    Second, Jesus NEVER preached hatred against ANY group of people. People like you, who promote hatred towards gays and lesbians, are corrupting and distorting the beauty and hope Jesus gave us in his teachings. Remember, “God is love.” This, this blatant and malicious hatred towards fellow people of the world, good people who are just as loved by God as you are, is not love.

    You obviously have no sense of humor, and your writing sounds like that of a homophobic fifth grade boy. All of the articles on this website are reactionary, ludicrous examples of the wasted efforts of sad, sad people grabbing onto anything that doesn’t reflect medieval Christian values. There are far more important concerns in this world for Christians today than Oscar statuettes and funny Internet videos. Why don’t you get off your ridiculously high horse and use your love for Jesus to reach out to those in need, those who are more concerned about finding food and shelter than about the petty nitpicking you promote?

    Your perverse condemnation of something so obviously innocent and humorous is simultaneously ludicrous and sickening.

    Finally, Jake and Amir FTW.

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  12. Bill

    Thank god I found your article you have a serious problem that needs to be addressed! I think you may have a rod shoved up your ass and it may be tickeling your brain. Quickly go to the hospital and get an MRI. If you don’t know what that is you can google it. No boy doctors though! They are naughty. Good luck sir!!

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  13. Tim

    If I’ve learned anything from reading the Lord’s True Word the Bible, it’s that Jesus hated platonic friendships between men. Our God hates nothing more than two heterosexual men caring for each other without homosexual love coming into the mix. If other men try to talk to me, I remove their heathen tongues.

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  14. ghoast

    You are a disgrace to the spirit of Christianity. I am referring the author of the article. And this website.

    Also… are you on drugs? Or just stupid?

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  15. Nic

    Wow, just wow. This article is so ignorantly written it blows my mind. How can you call yourself a “Christian” when you are so full of hate? I believe that this site
    should be “cleaned up and/or taken down.” Pathetic.

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  16. david

    Sir,

    two dudes hugging it out does not make them gay. Scripture says that John was the disciple whom Jesus loved – there is “Phileo” (brotherly or virtuous love) and “Eros” (sexual love). I don’t think anyone would propose that to have a respectful and appreciative, non-sexual love for another male would make someone a homosexual.

    sincerely,
    David

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  17. Israel Bissell

    Really Tim? Jesus was crucified because Judas kissed him? Try reading the bible before you put your own spin on it.

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  18. kristi radbourne

    first of all, it doesn’t matter if it promotes gay relationships. and second of all, it doesn’t promote gay relationships.

    i am a heterosexual individual, and i am assuming you are too, but homosexual individuals exist in our present world today.

    and even if it were to promote homosexuality, that is no reason for a site to shut down. i personally love jake and amir and find them quite humorous.

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  19. Pat Heinkel

    Thank you for this wonderful albeit disturbing information, Tyson. If memory serves me correctly, my children were watching a ‘The College Humor Show’ on television the other day too.

    I didn’t think much of it, figuring such a namesake would surely feature the wholesome antics I enjoyed in college and my fraternal days. We had quite wild and racy events like ice cream social mixers (co-ed!), scavenger hunts and even midnight snowball fights. It was all quite morally questionable and not necessarily proper behavior for a young chap, but it was surely humorous and no one was harmed.

    To know that college humor today is now represented by perverting natural laws and man-man love truly troubles my heart. It shows that even something as precious as college has been perverted by the liberal agenda and this Jake and Amir fellow.

    With one girl in college, already having fallen victim to the antics of immoral tshirt companies and that cultish Hot Topic vampire store, and others who will soon matriculate I fully believe we must go ahead and tell College Humor they need to let some of our media professionals politely help censor their site and tv show into decency as we see fit.

    I’m sure they will welcome the extra help and will be more than happy to have their show and internet web community be a moral guide to humor for our college children nationwide.

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  20. Robert

    I watched this video 3 times and I never could see any penis exchange going on, something I thought was mandatory before considering someone as you so elegantly put it “homo”. Perhaps the penis’s are really in your head err so to speak.

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  21. lucy

    this sick man actually seems to know A LOT about Jake and Amir,
    it’s funny trying to picture this sick sick men watching all of the Jake and Amir videos or even reading College Humor, is this how his life is like ? searching for things that could possibly be gay?
    if that’s the case he should have boycotted Hugh Jackman’s Oscar intro

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  22. Tyson Bowers III

    Their whole site is sick! I’m recording their show, so I can go through it and warn parents about what they are showing on TV.

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    1. You're Retarted

      “Let he without sin cast the first stone,” and no man is without sin. To believe you are without sin is a sin. I know I have sinned, and I pray that God will forgive me for this, but i do not insult him, and all that he teaches, by using his name to justify such hate. Are they not men? Were they not created in God’s image? Are you not supposed to love all of gods creatures? Please, I ask with the utmost sincerity, stop this heresy. Allow God alone to judge these men, as you are no better than they, and i no better than you.

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  23. Jack Gould

    This is absolutely mortifying! Never before have my eyes born witness to so much perverse innuendo and atheistic double entendre that has been meticulously crafted to spread the gay agenda, but I don’t judge them for that.

    I just find it truly depraved that these guys would so blatantly forward such an agenda! This College Humor Comedy Hour variety show is the reason why we’re having such high divorce rates, diseases running rampant and a crashing economy.

    If these youngsters care anything about the America that their great-grandfathers built by the sweat of their brow and defended by the blood from their hearts, they will surely understand why their show is so immoral in its liberalism.

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  24. Jenna

    College is way different than back in the day. Snowball fights and icecream socials have been replaced by suppository parties and penis fencing.

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  25. Amber Cooper

    Matt asked “Secondly, the show has been on for two weeks. The economic turmoil, spreading of disease and high divorce rate have been going on since BEFORE THE SHOW WAS EVEN CONCEIVED.”

    God cast a preemptive strike on us because he knew the carnality this show bring to mankind.

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  26. Michael

    So where to begin. Man, there’s just so much. First off, hypocrisy. Christianity, as far as I was taught through eight years of catholic school, had this big thing where someone asked Jesus what the greatest commandment was. I think it went something like, “Love the Lord your God with all your heart and soul. The second is to love your neighbor as yourself.” Now, correct me if I’m wrong which I’m absolutely sure you will because that’s how it works around here nowadays, but loving thy neighbor as thyself means to treat someone as you would want to be treated.

    When I read that in the Bible, I’m pretty sure I didn’t see an asterisk next to it saying “except for the following people: gays, lesbians, anyone who isn’t Christian, etc.” Makes you think doesn’t it? Or is that a point I missed? I’m pretty sure it means love EVERYONE no matter who they are.

    But let’s argue for a second that you are taking it literally. You are treating gays, lesbians, ACTORS WHO YOU DON’T EVER KNOW, a comedy website, a comedy television show, and these other posters here on this website with hostility and anger. By doing the math and going with that commandment, you yourself and all you associate with want to be treated with hostility and anger as well. I’ve got to say, you’re doing a great job so far.

    Now my second point. By the way, I’m not going to argue the fact that you believe this show promotes a gay agenda because first of all, it’s false, and second of all, if it did, so what? It’s a show that has a skit between two friends. One is normal, the other is a bit obsessive about being friends with this guy because well let’s face it, he ain’t alright in the head. That brings about comedic situations. It goes back to the days of Abbott and Costello or even Martin and Lewis but with a bit more in your face humor. Anyway, I’m getting off track.

    My second point is on another ideal of Christianity being that all the people on Earth, as you would have believe, are made in God’s image. Again, never saw an asterisk next to that phrase that there were any exceptions. Being that some people like to take the Bible literally, I’ll do the same with this. God made men and women. They are made in his image. Some men like women, some women like men, some men like men, and some women like women. Be that he made them in his image, God must have really not cared as to who you love or how you love them but as long as it is real love between his creations. Yes, He made us (going on your belief) in a way that the only way to reproduce is for a man and a woman to be together, but that shouldn’t limit the way someone feels about another. So here’s the bold statement. If we’re all God’s children, then he loves all of us whether you are straight, gay, bi, black, white, or whatever. It’s all universal.

    Okay, let’s review. According to Christianity:
    – Treat someone the way you yourself would want to be treated
    – God loves all his children

    Make sure you remember that when you go telling someone how much you hate them and their sinful ways.

    Oh, and by the way, if you don’t like what I’m saying, be a good Christian and forgive me.

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  27. James

    Heh isn’t this just a simple case of ‘if you don’t like it, don’t watch it’? For me this is a big turn off towards religion, similar to the in-your-face kind of persuasion you get on the high street (But thats just me).

    I always find it quite amusing that someone will project a view to a wide audence hoping to change their mind or asking others to understand it from their perspective but can’t change or adapt themselves to responses or admit they might be wrong.

    Those stoney views shaped our past, its time to be more open minded to the future.

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  28. Bryan

    This is great. I looked into your other articles and you still believe that the earth is 6000 years old. I hope you understand that civilization itself is older than that. The chinese have been around for longer than that. Not to mention the fossils which are millions/billions of years old…oh wait you probably think the jews dug out billions of cubic feet of earth just to place millions of “fossils” and then replaced all of that dirt for us to find centuries later. You using the bible to prove anything is like me proving wizards exist via the Lord of the Rings. Take your fairy tale and ridiculous prejudices elsewhere. You have much bigger problems to worry about than J&A. Like for example, the fact that you have been lied to your entire life.
    J&A For The Wolf! Flying Spaghetti Monster FTL

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  29. Tony

    I hug my guy friends all the time and I am straight. I’ve even jokingly kissed them. And even jokingly had sex! Wait to far?
    Sorry this authors idioacracy is contagious….

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  30. Adam Murray

    You could not be more out of touch with society sir. You honestly think that they’re gay because they hug each other. They’re friends, I hug my friends all the time. You probably find this weird because no one has hugged you since your uncle touched you in your “no no” places when you were five. Mostly because you’re such a tremendous douche who is going to die alone and friendless. Stop being such a fucking homophobe and a racist. The world has changed dude, there are no more box socials or church concerts out in the park. Get out of your house (which I’m guessing is a bomb shelter that you made in fear of the Jews taking over) once in a while. I say that so when you do hopefully someone will run your ignorant ass over. Don’t be upset though, I’m sure this is the most attention your shitty writing has ever gotten in your pathetic life. Do the world a favor and throw your computer through your TV so nobody has to read anymore of your ridiculously hateful writing. Oh and I smoke pot, have unprotected sex with multiple women, enjoy the comedy of black comedians, and have gay friends. So go ahead and hate on me too.

    Don’t listen to this jerk off and watch the Collegehumor Show and keep going to the website.

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  31. Manasses

    First of all there’s nothing homoerotic about this show. The hug at the end is a friendly hug. Amir’s best of bestfriends are moving from NY to California. I would never have even thought that that scene was promoting gay-relationships. AND if it were it would be OK, there is absoulutely nothing wrong about it. Life is about beeing nice to one another and spread love and fight hatred and fear. After reading your text and comments it seems that you use your life to spread hatred and fear, and deny the world and people love.

    EG:
    “I see your heart is full of paranoid fear and delusions, Michelle. As an educated person should know, Amir is a name meaning powerful leader and is very common in the still extant Arab cultures. In your worldview, a man of such heritage cannot embrace the inherited American values of morality and conservatism, and that’s sad.” – Written by Chuck Reagen

    Look at yourself and what you write… Who is filled with hatred? Who sees hatred everywhere? Who is full paranoid fear and delusions?

    EG:
    This College Humor Comedy Hour variety show is the reason why we’re having such high divorce rates, diseases running rampant and a crashing economy.
    – Written by: Jack Gould

    If you knew anything about economy, you would know that that’s not true. Read 15 min or so about the subject. What Collegehumour does to the economy is only good, it gives jobs, creates money and therefore increases the wealth of the USA.

    And I really find it interresting that women now can stand as they pee, Blasphemy??? god did’nt create women that way…

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  32. Kyle

    Sean Penn said it best.

    The message you promote as an organization and religion is a message of Hate.

    “I hope you sit and reflect in anticipation of the great shame in your grandchildren’s eyes if you continue with this way of support”

    To not Love all of God’s creatures is to not love God. Remember that.

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  33. Dinkoman

    This article is actually quite funny, a nice bit of satire. You can tell by the extremely poor quality of written produce.

    At least that is what i am hoping; if not then i feel very sorry for you [the author] to live in a world surrounded by freedoms and civil liberties.

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  34. Anisa

    You know, if it bothers you that much, you don’t have to watch it.
    Simple really.

    If there are others who feel the same as you do, they don’t have to watch it either.
    There is no way that collegehumor will re-write their scripts, and change everything they are about , for you.

    There are those of us out there that:
    1)) Do not feel the need to pick apart everything we see for homosexual undertones
    2) Don’t have issues with those who are homosexuals.
    3) Appreciate how funny Jake and Amir is, and realise it is not a homosexual relationship.

    Who are you trying to protect? College kids have to witness far worse things, than to guys hugging innocently.

    James (previous comment) was right: “I always find it quite amusing that someone will project a view to a wide audience hoping to change their mind or asking others to understand it from their perspective but can’t change or adapt themselves to responses or admit they might be wrong.”

    Also, if you do persist, and feel the need to ridicule this show, at least make the effort of explaining your point clearly. Although I respect your OTHER Christian views, simply quoting from the bible won’t cut it, or simply saying that being a homosexual is wrong. (Your reply so far to people’s comments seem almost pathetic, to be honest).

    You also compared homosexuality to murder and rape. Come on. Now that’s just sad. Someone’s sexuality has never harmed anyone, despite the thoughts you seem to have on the topic, (or insecurities you may have)

    I have finished my rant. You can now reply, hopefully this time making an effort to form a proper response to my argument, with all the spare time you have an all.
    In the meantime, I’d stay away from the internet or the television if I were you. With your irrational fear of homosexuality, you

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  35. Pro

    The sad thing is that this narrow-minded, bigoted author with no sense of humor is serious when he wrote this entry. If you had done any research like I had on the topic, you’d know that the characters in ‘Jake and Amir’ show are fictitious and highly exaggerated versions of themselves. Amir Blumenfeld isn’t really obsessed with Jake Hurwitz, and all of the videos on college humor are pretty much built on the same overly-exaggerated format. And just because you don’t think anything on the site is funny doesn’t mean it isn’t. They must be doung something right – after all, they DID just land a major TV show on a little channel called MTV recently. Nowhere in the embedded video did it say anything about either character being gay. A hug is your evidence, and i’m pretty sure you’ve hugged your share of men in your time, and probably done a lot more. You’re just assuming and being judgemental. Remember, ‘Judge not, that ye be not judged’ and if I remember right that’s in Matthew, and I’m not even a follower of christianity. I’m sad to see someone like you is even allowed on this website, but I guess it must have been your poor education that brought you to such a low level of intelligence and given you such a narrow mind. I feel sorry for anyone that knows you. good day.

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  36. Hallmark

    “Their whole site is sick! I’m recording their show, so I can go through it and warn parents about what they are showing on TV.”
    – Tyson Bowers

    So youre warning parents not to let their college students, 80% of which do not live at home, watch a show on tv?

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  37. Xenu

    Tyson Bowers looks like a “closeted” homo. What a disgrace to Christianity, these people are in the same league as the Westboro Baptist Church.

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  38. Tyson the Boy Lover

    Tyson has never had a close friend that he could hug so he doesnt understand friendships or relationships. Enjoy being lonely and miserable youre entire life.

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  39. jeff

    lmao this guys a fucking dumbass its comedy im gonna hunt u down and cock slap u
    ur a fucking faggot ass bitch that should never write another article

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  40. Ben

    Hahahahaha the best part of this all, besides the complete ridiculousness of it all, was the Gay Ebony Dating ad after the article.

    But really. I’m a Catholic, and I have never been more ashamed of a group of Christians in my life. Your views on a show that, if you came to it with an open mind, you would find quite funny, are right up there with the Spanish Inquistion in down right stupidity.

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  41. James

    Heh, after reading more of the site (and it is really good for a laugh!) its obviously satire (like theonion.com, etc).

    Well done to the authors, whoever you are!

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  42. ChuckNatey

    I am a christian, and I love the Jake and Amir skits. The only thing that is bad is that they cuss. There is no secret gay love. My friends hugged me like that on the last day of school. This is just trying to find a target for some hate.

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  43. me

    i can think of man i’d like to embrace like that. some say he’s a little crazy but i think he’s ace. his name is Jesus. is that a problem?

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  44. Anti-Christ

    God does not exist. Religion is nothing more than a literary translation of ancient culture’s attempt to personify constellations.

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  45. qwert

    I cant tell if this whole site is an elaborate joke on religious zealots or not but I cant stop myself from laughing at this “Tyson” guy anyways!

    if nothing else, its a good example of why religion is such a joke nowadays.

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  46. Robert

    “Stop judging, that you may not be judged.” (Matthew 7:1)

    “You hypocrite, remove the wooden beam from your eye first; then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother’s eye.” (Matthew 7:5)

    Maybe you should spend more time reading Matthew…

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  47. nnnnooope

    there are several things that stuck out about your article here.
    first of all, i find it offensive that you would use the term “homo”. regardless of what people do or do not do, they are still people, and God still loves them. calling people offensive names is no way to bring them to Christ. “Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.” Matthew 28:19. If you’re offending people, they aren’t going to listen to you about Jesus.
    second, jake & amir videos do not present homosexual ideas. just because two guys hug does not mean that they are gay. basically, you’re saying that two guys can’t have a friendship?
    it makes me sad that people like you are some people’s only experience with christianity. God is love, and this is no way to show His love.

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  48. Justin

    … so if there was a God in person and i hug him cause i love him so dearly. I’m gay? and he will strike me to hell? wTF?

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  49. Jake and Amir

    Hey dudes. We’re not gay. We’re just insanely comfortable with our sexuality. We’re pretty sure God likes us too. Maybe even loves us!

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  50. Adam

    In no way is this video homosexual. I am a christian and watched this video and didn’t feel at all uncomfortable about that last hug. I have hugged many guys like that and in no way was aroused by it. Hugging a guy does not mean you’re gay. It just means you hugged a guy.

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  51. Super Bi-sexual Man

    Orgies are so much fun. Holy shit. Seriously. While high. It’s fucking incredible. God bless college for these opportunities.

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  52. Maxine

    Yay College Humor!

    You seem to have a difficult job, sir. You have to sit online day after day, Googling things about homosexuals.

    So do gay people.

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  53. Jimmy McTruthiness

    This discussion is full of win. It, indeed, can has the internets.

    Go back to your lurking shadows, you hate-mongering, backwards, empty people. There’s no more room out here in the real world.

    Though, I will admit, you’ve opened my eyes. From now on, I will only hug my male friends when I see them, not just shake their hand. Its time that I feel comfortable enough with our friendship to embrace them. No more handshakes for me!

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  54. Jason

    Um wow… Some of you guys really have your heads in the clouds!!! There is no homosexuality in this series nor is there anything wrong with the website!!! So how about this…get your head out of your ass and smell the flowers and laugh once in a while!!! Besides there’s nothing wrong with gay people…apparently they make good friends with women, and if they make good friends with women than you know you gota have them as friends also 😀

    O and one thing about this whole god hates homos thing!!! Do you realize that, that book, where it says that, was written about 2000 years ago when no matter WHAT religion you belong to EVERYONE thought that something is completely wrong about you if your a homosexual. It was just a cultural thing at that time. So from the bottom of my agnostic heart, Tyson fuck you and go to hell!!! o and here’s a video I’m SURE you’ll chop up like the little kid you are:

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900432

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  55. Paul

    everyone needs tp calm down here. this is clearly some sort of joke. looke at this guys other articles, there’s just no way that anyone who is actually that retarded could exist.

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  56. Bryan!

    I’m guessing that you missed any of the Jake & Amir videos where Jake or Amir have girlfriends or the series of videos where Jake confesses his love for Sarah and Amir ruins it for him because he is worried about losing a friend. Personal preferences aren’t something that can really be promoted. If they included tomatoes in all of their videos, it wouldn’t make me like the taste of them. In the same way, if Jake and Amir showed homosexuality (Ew! Hugs are super icky and gay! They should have just high-fived and ate a steak, otherwise they’re homos!), it wouldn’t be convincing anyone that wasn’t already gay to try out other guys.

    P.S.: Don’t go insulting writing ability of others when you replace things like analogy or wit with scare-quotes. I think that going to college would have taught you how to right a persuasive article.

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  57. Anonymous

    Wtf is wrong with the author? Are you completely blind, stupid and retarded? Grow up and learn to live in the current time and day you stupid idiot and stop whinging and moaning about everything you find distasteful – Chances are millions upon millions enjoy these sites etc more then those who dislike. You are just another plague holding society back.

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  58. Jordan

    Man, this is why being a Christian is hard for me. I love Jake and Amir (go ahead, take that out of context). First of all, please use words that actually exist. Second of all, make sure you’re not using those words that actually exist to make yourself sound like either a huge bigot or a closeted “homo” who can’t get it off his mind long enough to enjoy some comedy. I could understand if you thought the language was a little strong for children, but…come on (take that one out of context too. It’s what all the cool kids are doing.)

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  59. lolfagots

    U CHRISTIANS ARE ALL FAGGOTS, SATAN MAKES YOU FAGGOTS AND BELIEVING IN SATAN AND JESUS MAKES U TOTALLY GAY CAUSE THEY HAVE A CONSPIRACY AND EVERY CHRISTIAN IS GOING TO HELL TO GET RAPED IN ASS BY SATAN AND JESUS

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  60. anthony

    hahaha this is funny o If judgment day comes i shall stand straight at Lucifer left hand and crush your tyrannical dictatorship and slavery of the masses…yknow what else is funny christians/catholics follow a jewish person, and the ten commandments that the south follows and they preach so much about are jewish moses brought them down from mount cianigh your sir are a moron and…a pedophile

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  61. lolfagots

    U CHRISTIANS ARE ALL FAGGOTS, SATAN MAKES YOU FAGGOTS AND BELIEVING IN SATAN AND JESUS MAKES U TOTALLY GAY CAUSE THEY HAVE A CONSPIRACY AND EVERY CHRISTIAN IS GOING TO HELL TO GET RAPED IN ASS BY SATAN AND JESUS, AND JESUS IS SO GAY

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  64. Jordan

    See, if you actually check the home page, you’ll see that this is a fake christian site. There is a headline that says, “Richard Simmons asks Obama for permission to molest your children.” They fooled me.

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    1. patrick mahoney

      you guys are fucking ridiculous. you obviously have not watched these episodes before except for this last episode. dont judge like that. im a christian and everything, but this is not homo or gay at all. its called friendship, how dare they be friends and hug i guess. this is by far the most ridiculous article ive ever read in my entire life.

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  65. Real /b/

    Come now /b/ it appears you have all been trolled. Just look at the home page. (For example):

    Richard Simmons Wants Obama to Give Him Permission to Moleste Your Children

    Also note the incorrect spelling of molest?

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  66. NickHoch

    To the author of this “article”:

    People (and I use that term loosely) like you turn more people away from Christianity than you bring into it. As an Atheist, I would like to thank you for that. You are doing more for my cause than I could ever hope to accomplish. Keep up the good work.

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  67. Jesus H Christ

    So I know the “ads by Google” change with every visit to the site, but mine came up as gay romance, black Jesus, gay profiles, and homosexual love. I think that is superb advertising by Google as most of the visitors of this site are obviously textbook closet homosexuals. Self-loathers, not comfortable with their own kind.

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  68. adam

    It is obvious that you have homosexual tendencies because you watched the video. AND YOU LIKED IT! J&A can’t be gay… they both want Sarah you idiot. How about you watch a couple more videos then critique.

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    1. andy

      yeah, when i moved to america i hugged my male friends goodbye. does this make me gay? i hate whoever wrote this article thing. he is the problem. he is really really homophobic. and he apparently hates gays

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  69. Jordan

    Hey, I guess you commenters give credence to the hard-hitting journalism of the Onion and got offended when this site reported that the devil broke Gmail.

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  70. Sarah

    Oh my gosh, just because they are a bit different you have to find a problem with them. Seriously, man, get alife! Can you not just let them be funny without having to look into the videos too far and creating some form of subtext that isn’t there? Amir does not have a “child-molester” stare; he’s just a bit odd. Also, why would it matter is they were promoting gay office relationships? Are you seriously that much of a homophobe that you can’t bear to see someone showinf affection for another person? What would it matter if they were gay or not? If you really are that opposed to it, you don’t have to watch. Catch a grip of yourself.

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  71. Ryan

    Dear Author,

    Jesus hates you. I will be at the gates of heaven myself to ensure you do not get in.

    Most hated regards,
    Jesus

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  72. Mike

    Holy crap. I thought this was a joke. I mean, it is a “joke” but obviously it wasn’t intended to be one. Awesome.

    Keep up the good work homophobic Christians!

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  73. youreanidiot

    1. Jake is not a metrosexual.

    2. Don’t be jealous cause they are far more popular than you’ll ever be.

    3. Jesus hates you.

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  74. Keith

    All web browsing is voluentary. Avoid that which offends you and stop advertising it (as you have done here.)

    All that this article has done is promote the site that offends you.

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  75. Annie

    wow. im so glad every one who has commented so far has been for the opposite of what this man wants to happen. All the college humor staffers laughed while reading this. Jake and amir has the biggest fan base of any other type of skit on the show. Amir is not gay for jake. He thinks he is the coolest guy ever and is dying to be friends with him. The gayest thing he does is stare at jake and try to give him a hug. he talks a lot about frenching girls and how he gets tail (tho not as much as jake does) theyre friends. nothing more. and its you who should be shut down for trying to stop a magical friendship.
    ha. you made my day.

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  76. Brother Dustin

    Brother Bowers has done us all a great service with his diligent homework and I pray that these heathens will see the folly of their ways.

    Can anyone confirm if this “Amir” fellow is on the terrorist watch list? I would venture a guess to say that he may be part of Al Qaeda or some other other Arab trouble making group.

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  77. Jordan

    Isn’t it ironic that, in a site lampooning christians for being bigoted and making assumptions, people are in turn being bigots against christians and assuming that they all are homophobic and do stupid stuff like this. IT IS NOT A REAL ARTICLE. THE WHOLE SITE IS A JOKE. JUST READ THE FRONT PAGE.

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  78. Bassboy

    I think is is extremely funny that you out the video up on your site. Don’t you realize you are opening up the door for your readers to fall into more filth as you call it. You are asking a site that posted this video to be shut down. Sir, you posted this video as well. I think you should be shut down first for spreading the word. It’s like when the drug dealers are arrested before the drug manufacturers.

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  79. DUHHH

    DUHHH, everyone, this is a troll on a fake Christian website. Not only has this guy wasted all of your time, but he has made you look like complete idiots. Don’t reply to him any more, fools. You are just giving him what he wants. HE IS NOT REAL.

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  80. nuh

    it’s said that homophobia is a big sign of actually being gay, and another thing is the church has a firm standing against the act of sodomy, not actual homosexuals. so 1. your gay, 2. don’t worry your safe if you come out just dont have sex, 3. Jake and Amir aren’t gay just good friends, 4. learn some humor because it all just fun, and 5. learn your fucking religion before you just start preaching mainstream bullshit.

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  81. holy shit

    i really really really really hope that this is a joke

    please tell me this website is a spoof

    if not then give me the names and addresses of the people who run it so i can eliminate them all

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  82. Adam Nelson

    It’s a sad shame that College Humor has taken to exposing young men to the homogay agenda. For those who aren’t converted the others will just be tempted to premarital relations with all the harlots they have posted all over their sinful site.

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  83. Sap!

    You’re a sad individual.
    so sad. Jake and Amir are So Ace..LAL
    It’s about being friends with Amir, not being Jake’s lover. Do your research and come in with a more knowledgeable opinion.

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  84. Drew

    Ok, How freaking ignorant do you have to be? If you preach the bible so much, and you think a hug is blatant homosexuality, maybe you should read it and see how many times you see the word “embrace” in the context of hugging. Wake up, if hugging is gay, then you are calling jesus gay you morons. btw judge not lest ye be judged douchebag

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  85. mike

    Dearest Tyson,
    If you were to dig deeper into the world of Jake and Amir, you would see that it is nothing more than a comedy routine. Similar to the old Abbot and Costello. You have the normal guy, in this case Jake, and the crazy punchline guy, Amir. Throughout the series it is clear that Amir is infatuated with Jake, but not in a sexual way. Amir always wants to be around Jake because he was the first person he met at the office and has no other friends because of the way he acts. Amirs character for the most part acts like a 7 year old while level-headed Jake puts up with it, and thats the comedy.
    If you took any kind of offense from this or any other episode, I can assure that it was in no way intentional.

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  86. jdfa;kljdsfl

    JUST
    FUCKING
    STOP

    you make us true Christians look bad.
    seriously. these people are the reason why this religion is dying.

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  87. Jesus

    Tyson Bowers III, I am deeply disappointed in you, my son. I happen to be very tight with Jake and Amir and I am not pleased. Nor is Father. I am going to make sure you never make it to Heaven and that you will be sent to eternal damnation by getting ass rammed by your son, the only true faggot in all of this. Good day to you.

    Oh and stop telling people you believe in me. It’s quite embarrassing when douche bags like you are my followers.

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  88. Mirel

    I am amazed at your ability to rationalize. YOUR ability, not your precious book, which contradicts itself. Why don’t you try to form your own opinion and morale and not that from a 2000 year old book, back when life was different, and also more dangerous.
    Stop relying on that and wait for your God to help you because in the end, everyone needs to help himself. And if it did happen, it was you, not God. It’s all in your head, it’s all explainable in psychology.

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  89. danny

    i hope you realize that all you fucked up “self righteous” judging christian bastards will burn in hell. fuck you. worry about yourselves and your own fucking “salvation.”

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  90. danny

    oh by the way. talk about “writers.” you claim to be writing “articles” here? you are more fucked up than i thought you were.

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  91. Bobby

    Fuck this site. I am a devout christian, but also believe that humans (all humans) are in the light of God. That means homosexuals too. Who are we to judge how a person lives his life. Thats for God to decide. If you believe that homosexuality is wrong, fine, but remember that you are not the enforcer of such things – again, God’s job. It is well known that Jesus wanted there to be peace in the world, thats why he died for our sins. All you are doing is disturbing that peace. Collegehumor has done nothing wrong. Have they raped anyone, murdered anyone, forced you to be gay? No! But you are forcing others to not watch a show and conform to your standards. Gee…who was the last person in history to try and make others follow their rules and regulations as well as conform to their liking – oh yeah – HITLER! So fuck you all for spreading slander and have a nice life knowing that you’re the true immoral soul

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  92. DM

    Jeez, guys. Don’t you realize that these guys are joking? The whole site is meant to mock extremist Christians… and it took me about 2 minutes to realize that. Just check the front page, morons.

    For what it’s worth, I had fun reading the comments. So congrats to the author for taking trolling to a whole new level. Hell, congrats to all the writers in the site – you really know your Bible, and use it to great effect.

    And College Humor regulars… open your eyes and stop embarrassing the rest of us.

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  93. Michael

    These type of people who call themselves “Christians” are the ones who make their children drink “Jesus Juice” and then tell them Jesus’ second coming is on a comet. So Mr. Bowers and Mr. Reagen when is the next comet due to so we can start reading the newspapers for the next cult mass suicide.

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  94. FinnJenkins

    top right side of the site displays ad’s for gay and lesbian magazines/personals from dating websites, so i guess that fact just highlights the hypocrisy of a site that will bash the sexual preferences of others, while at the same time, knowingly accept money from those same peoples to support their comfortably financial lives.

    And not only does their ignorance reveal itself in their arrogant statements of hate, and hostile attempts to bring colleghumor down as a growing website, but they also reveal a lack of understanding that the above clip is one created in jest, and that its not homosexual in nature at all.

    Their mannerisms are acting tools comically added to display an over-comfortable co-worker relationship one would have with another, who doesn’t, and is a relevant as humor because a situation of this nature is not common or even that realistic. you’ll never change the way people act, think, or reason…not with slandering statements regarding a video like this anyway.

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  95. loganp

    you make Christians look horrible, and you should be ashamed of yourself. and your comment about how you keep the law is irrelevant since Jesus Christ came to do away with the law. Why don’t you go read Galatians before you put up an obscene comment about how you enforce the law. I’m pretty sure God doesn’t want you to use blunt force, but instead he wants you to love, which by your actions shows the opposite.

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  96. loganp

    When Jesus came and died on that cross. he took the law away and replaced it with his gospel. so yeah the ten commandment can be thrown out because if you were to follow God’s new rules (the ones i mentioned above) then you would be obeying those rules anyways. And as a Christian i do not see a problem with Gay marriage, because everybody will pay for there sins in the end.

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  97. THE LIBERAL AGENDA

    WHAT A FUCKING TROLL!!

    HAHAHA!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT COLLEGE HUMOR WANTS AND YOU’RE GIVING IT TO THEM!!

    KEEP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING SIR, AND BY SIR I MEAN FAG, AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT REAL HOMOSEXUALITY IS GIVE ME A CALL. I’LL SHOVE THE CROSS SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU’LL BE SCREAMING ‘JESUS CHRIST!’

    have a nice day

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  98. Will Black

    Wow…this is crazy. I’m a Christian, I believe in the Lord but I’m also a human being and you guys are ridiculous. As a Christian, maybe the proper thing to do would be to pray for people you feel the need to pray for rather than make a public mockery of them? You are no better than the Pharisees. You sir, are worse than those who have sinned in the world. Yes, I agree the world is an ugly place. But, placing yourself on a man-made pedestal in a “holier-than-thou” attitude will surely not save unbelievers. Be normal for crying out loud. You only push people away, and put such a nasty taste in the mouth for all people.

    Maybe you should go read the Bible…and actually read it. Look at the story of Saul of Tarsus. The religious “celebrity” that he was…highly educated and spoke eloquently and persecuted all those who weren’t high and mighty. What did God do? He struck down his self-righteousness and made him a useful person for his move.

    I had to really hold my tongue as I wanted to really verbally attack you and especially that old man bitch talking about “my college days as a young chap” oh spare me you fag. Grow up you sound like you have a stick up your ass. BE NORMAL AND MAYBE YOU WON’T COME OFF AS PRICKS SITTING UP ON THEIR PEDESTALS. Thank you.

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  99. Crazy-Axe-Murderer

    To the author of this article, you’re gayer than gay! They’re good friends and having said that, you’re just jealous ’cause you have no one to hang out with!

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  100. ATHEISM-RULES

    This site must be a joke because I’m pretty sure that the Bible tells all the little Christian-folk to “treat everyone equally” and to not be a total ASSHOLE to others who are different. Jake and Amir are definitely NOT gay and even if they were the video isn’t of them ass-fucking each other, just giving a hug. People like Tyson need to be raped in an alley by 12 dudes and left for dead for his blatant intolerance of others.

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  101. Snatch

    This article seems a bit and by a bit I mean absurdly and outlandishly closed minded and out of touch. The clip was not gay or closeted or anything else but a humorous sketch. Clearly the author took this one clip out of context and distorted any subtext it may have had. I feel like close mindedness like this is more dangerous and subversive than any simple comedy video. What worries me is that people actually subscribe to this sort of uber-conservative twisted values. Kids that are taught this are going to have a very difficult time in the real world.

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  102. elise

    Tyson, you have no idea what homosexuality is if you think this is it. PS- I would rather be gay than stupid- looks like you lost buddy!

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  103. Your Mother

    YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD, PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE PUT IN A ROOM AND FILLED WITH WATER, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT WATCH IT, THE LAST THING ANYONE WANTS TO HEAR IS A SHRIVELED OLD MAN BITCHING ONLINE BECAUSE HE JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO TURN HIS COMPUTER ON, GET BENT…I BET YOU DONT LIKE GTA IV EITHER..JACKASS

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    1. Wow

      I hope you’re kidding right? You’re gonna invite people to be on a radio show and make you look like a moron and a bigot, congrats on the failure.

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  104. Treez

    Okay…CollegeHUMOR. Assuming that you did go to college, can you think of any hilarious jokes you had while attending? Yes, you know you had them unless you had the personality of a potato, which I am assuming you didn’t. Basically these wonderful, talented people are doing the same exact thing but instead of blowing off their college education to bash homosexuals, they’re making a steady living doing the things that they love rather than spending their time at a computer looking up ways to make themselves sound like an uneducated and extremely biased asshole. I thought true Christians weren’t so full of hate.

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  105. The Grimbo

    *sigh* It’s people like you that make me glad I’m an Atheist.

    Now before you start preaching to me about Hell and about all the torments I’ll face there, let me ask you a little question that I ask all Christians who try to convert me.

    How many wars and/or genocides have been started in the name of Atheism? In the name of God?

    I love the look of defeat that comes over their face as I await their anwswer.

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  106. impissed

    YOU ARE A DUMB PIECE OF SHIT. these videos are hilarious. this aside, apart from the humor they fundamentally make fun of homosexuality. just look how amir always gets screwed over or looks like an idiot! if ur so serious that u have to blog about a funny podcast that might brighten some peoples day u have a serious problem and u probably need to take your neo-conservative, super christian, supremacist, and altogether racist attitude and shove it where the sun dont shine.

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  107. Fallen

    Hello, I will be serious and not troll this board. This is not in any way homosexual. Please watch the other Jake and Amir bits. You will find that Jake is cast as the straight (as in the way comedy shows mean in, like Jerry Seinfeld’s character in Seinfeld) character, and Amir’s character is hyperenergetic, irritating, fairly stupid, and very immature and kid-like. His character forms the dynamic that exists between such characters as Kramer and Seinfeld in the show Seinfeld. Much of the show’s humor comes from the antics of Amir, and Jake’s reaction to them. The embrace at the end is very reminiscent of a young child holding on to his father when the father has to go on a business trip, Amir’s character is cast in such a way that this behavior is not an odd thing for his character to do. Also, please learn what “metrosexual” means before you use it in an article you are writing.

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  108. Jesus H. Christ

    Jesus here!

    Just wanted pop in and say that I approve of this video and Collegehumor!

    Love, Jesus

    P.S. Anyone on their way up, bring a chair, we’re running low.

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  109. Tazers

    Given your desire to write about this, I suggest it is YOU who is the “closeted” homo….and with a face like that I think the closet is a good place to keep hiding.

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  110. raymond

    i agree, there is shit loads of gay porn humor in college, also the ladies get their fingers verrry dirty (if you know what i’m saying)
    so, i recommend to get a catholic bishop for a holy exorcism asap, call me if u wanta tape it, piss out

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  111. superCHRistLover777

    I will not argue the fact that this clip does and many others imply a little bit of a gay vibe coming from amir towards jake, but its meant as a joke because you know that neither of them are gay so its more of just an awkward obsession. Ultimately I dont understand why you would even need to make an argument whether its gay or not its funny to us and not to you so dont watch it and if you dont want your inbred retard babies exposed to anything gay kill them and send them to heaven why not if youre so sure its there. If i had a ticket to hawaii id take it… isnt christianity your key to heaven. Furthermore, fuck you.

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  112. D

    Its nice to see such tolerance from the collegehumor crowd. You guys really know every gay joke in the book.

    Yeah, this article is ridiculous and there are a lot of gay-haters out there, but I’d like to put my two cents in on the whole Jesus loves everybody thing.

    Jesus came to save those who believe in him and repent of their sins. He didn’t say that everyone is special and we all get a party after we die. He, instead, demanded righteousness and obedience to his commandments. Love God and love your neighbor. Loving God means being obedient to him. It is clear that those who rebel against God will be judged by Jesus and damned to hell.

    If Jesus was a limp-wristed hippie spitting out pithy Zen statements, why would they kill him? They killed him because his message was offensive.

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  113. Rector

    To the administrator of this site.

    I am simply amazed at your response to collegehumor.com and to homosexuality. Should we not model our response to sin after Christ’s response? I do not condone homosexuality just as I do not condone murder or lying. And yes, in God’s eyes they are all equal sin. Let me ask you, sir, have you ever lied? Of course you have. Have you ever stolen? Have you ever spoken against the Lord God in a time of heated anger? Jesus said whoever looks upon a woman with lust in his heart has already committed adultery. Have you ever looked at a woman with lust in your heart? Absolutely you have, what man hasn’t? Have you ever coveted or wanted something even though it wasn’t yours? Yeah, everyone has. Have you ever held money, fame, or recognition higher than your relationship with God? Yes.

    Sir(s), you too are guilty of sin against God. So step in line right beside the homosexual, the murderer and the rapist. I’m there too. See, we ALL are in the same boat. Sin runs deep throughout us. Homosexuality is just one branch off the tree of sin and sin’s roots run deep. We as Christians have to take care of the root of the sin. Kill the root of sin and the branches (homosexuality, lying, stealing, etc.) will fall as well.

    How do we take care of the root of sin? Well, God made a provision for us. Everyone has heard of Jesus, God’s son, right? He was the sacrifice to atone for or pay for our sins against God. All we have to do is accept the sacrifice that God has provided for us by believing Jesus is who and what he said he is and repenting or turning away from the sin that is deep rooted in our lives.

    Sir(s), you are not changing anything in ANYONE by yelling and screaming at people telling them they are fags and homo’s. I can tell you just because you are human that you are a lying, thieving, adulterous idolater at heart. What if I screamed that at you every day? How would you feel? But if I showed you the root of your sin, and that everyone is a sinner, how much more accepting would you be of what I had to say?

    Feel free to contact me at my email address. claymusic23@gmail.com (risky to put that on here, right? oh well!)

    BTW Collegehumor.com makes me pee my pants I laugh so hard!

    Rector

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  114. Nate

    Is this the only episode of Jake and Amir that you’ve watched? Tyson Bowers III, you sir, are a complete Jackass. I’ve looked at the recent articles you have written and you seem rather preoccupied with “Gays and Homos”. Why is this?

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  115. Luke

    You sir have clearly been touched by a priest to many times and seeing any physical contact between people clearly brings back those harsh memories.

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  116. Nick

    Wow the people on this site are complete douchebags. If you think the College Humor Show and Jake & Amir are the shows you need to be warning parents about then you clearly have issues. Of course, kids under the age of 13 shouldn’t be watching this show, that’s why it’s on MTV.

    If you’re afraid of letting your kids view certain content then just don’t let them watch that channel. Also, don’t let them go outside, go to school, or read magazines or newspapers.

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  117. STDUBB

    NO GOD EXIST; this is my belief, i am American, i am more patriotic than any of you conservative pricks, i voted for Obama, and i have had premarital sex, and i am not gay but i dont hate them, IF ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO THAN YOU NEED TO FIND A HOBBY MATE, masturbation works, it will calm you down, maybe smoke a bowl or two… idk Pat Heikil should just ask his daughter she prolly has a stash laying around. But wow collegehumor rocks, and to make matters worse, guess who is going to rule the world soon (ill give ya a hint it aint you) p.s. college is an eye opener experience, with its midnight power hours, co-ed floors, and 24 hour visitation. I can be drunk and fucking whenever i want and still manage a 3.8 going into my third year, so FUCK YOUR MORALS

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  118. jake

    JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE

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  119. David

    People, it’s a JOKE!

    It must be. Come on, his name is Tyson Bowers III, he has a picture of a flaming homosexual and “writes” a weak critique on College Humor, thereby making it more popular. This is just a brilliant College Humor joke.

    Join me in concluding your comment with:

    Thanks Tyson, for making College Humor more popular and the Christians a bigger laughingstock!

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  120. getlivesyouchristfags

    Really, get a life. All you brainwashed/brainwashing religious fags make the world a shit place for free-thinking people.

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  121. Jack Gould

    I’m truly shocked and appalled at how many of you college kids here are DEFENDING this Jake and Amir. Clearly, their spreading of the homogay agenda is more powerful than I had initially realized after perusing the College Humor community.

    I can’t understand how your minds have all been converted like this, so I think this is what I’ll do here, this is just unreal.

    For you college students who like this filth, I would like to interview you on our upcoming radio show. I extend this chance to tell us what’s going on, on air, to both guys and girls.

    There is some sort of hold this Jake and Amir have placed over your minds, and I intend to discover exactly what they have done. I even hear there are Jake and Amir tshirts one can buy and they are always sold out.

    I’ll be discussing this topic at our upcoming University Ministries night, and hopefully by then I’ll have some of you collegians quick interviews so we can really analyze what’s going on here with this show. My contact email is in the sidebar and you can contact me there to express your interest.

    We’re going to get to the bottom of this show together, and bring the light of truth and good to these two men who have great promise, but currently dwell in morally questionable antics and spread liberal iniquity to the fresh, bright minds of America.

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  122. Peter Wilson

    So this is a joke, right? If not, I’m pretty sure none of what we say will change Tyson’s mind. He’s been thinking these thing since he was a child without considering that it is all just a pack of lies. I feel sorry for him.

    Although if this is a joke it might be the best ever. Props CH.

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  123. Voorhees

    This article is really one sided.
    and this writer is very narrow in his choices!!

    i suggest to the writer that he shut up, maybe read/watch some of the awesomely written articles and expertly done short videos.

    i could say your a closet homo but i don’t know you. It the same way your treating the site…you don’t understand it and you fear it.

    so i suggest you spending some time and enjoy the site/show without making a big stink of of it, cus your throwing it very of context over one thing.

    and the thing in question…is a hug….your freaking out over a long hug….
    wow just wow

    Buddy,i hope you have friends….you HAVE real friends right?
    do you hug them?
    Well lets say you don’t see a male friend for so long?
    what happens when you see him? stare at his feet?
    cus if it was me i would hug them! and i am going to guess your going to fire back with, That’s a homo agenda..it’s a sin, blah blah blah

    riddle me this…what’s a homo agenda? is it a book of the daily gay life?
    have you been stalking gays to build this agenda?? and whats in this agenda? great places to eat and very reasonably fashion stores?

    I think you should step back from the computer/internet for abit and re adjust what you say and think!

    and also, what did you call Sarah a whore? do you know Sarah? have you met any of her lesbian lovers? cus i think you just guessing at this point…what’s next sam the manager is a hobbit? dan is actually barry gibb reborn?

    No? Then I suggest shutting the hell up and calming down.
    Tyson get a grip on life and maybe just enjoy things and not pull every little thing out of context.

    my dog rubs her butt on the carpet? does that make her a gay?
    if so, then i can actually say i have a gay dog! cus that would be awesome!

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  124. GhostFaceKilla

    so you have not ever had a good friend that you care about that much…someone of the same sex…what about your father or a male role model when you were younger…your basicly saying that men can’t hug, touch or whatever you can just shake hands and shoot the shit and only care truely about women and not all human kind cause any male interaction is “HOMESEXUAL”
    man tyson and chuck i was raised in the church my whole life but i left when i was 17 because i couldnt stand all the judgmental people and your lack of love for human kind…people like you just select a group, pass judgment on them and then reject them…this reminds me of a story in the bible the story of the lepers, they were cast out by their society and there town and jesus went to them because he cares about all people not just the people you and society deem as being in the right…why dont you too just go hook up with fred phelps and kill yourselves

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  125. The Truth

    Guys, the only way to truly defeat this horrific bigotry is to continue with your lives as normal and not give these cranks the time of day.

    To the proprietors of this site:

    Your religion continues to inspire many people to this day. You however, are socially irrelevant individuals who choose to masquerade under the umbrella of Christianity so that it might add legitimacy to your very disturbing ideas.

    You are not Christian, you do not represent Christians. This site is a counterfactual mess and you don’t deserve intelligent responses to your ‘criticism’. Therefore, sort your own house out before expecting anyone in the wider world to take you seriously.

    Good day sir.

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  126. Wow

    Wow, witch hunt much? If you’re viewing this as some sort of gay innuendo then maybe you are just projecting your own feelings here? I mean, who is gonna suspect a guy of being gay when he’s leading the anti-gay crusade,lol

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  127. nietzsche

    god is dead. look around, all things of christendom slowly but surely have been diminishing ever since people started to realize they can think on their own and be rational. You are fighting a losing battle.

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  128. kevin

    “The assertion that “all men are created equal” was of no practical use in effecting our separation from Great Britain and it was placed in the Declaration not for that, but for future use.” Abraham Lincoln

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  129. GhostFaceKilla

    tyson need some mental help…i think he is actually crazy just go read the head lines of some of his other posts…WACK JOB

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  130. Person

    jake often has girlfriends in the series…
    take your head out of your ass
    and realize that they’re not gay
    and even if they are it’s NO BIG DEAL.

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  131. Mike Litoris

    hey bible thumper, apparently you don’t understand life
    go back to the cave you crawled out of and lead your weird ass religion freaks off to jesusland where everyone is a fucktard

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  132. John B. Gordon

    Hey Tyson! I just Wanna say Thank you for the glorious hate-speeech last wednesday on our KKK meeting. Your Interpretations of Hitlers “Mein Kampf” are so inspiring and hope-giving. And the swastika-Cake of your wife was de-lic-ouse! What did she put into that? Sad you didn’t come with us after the meeting, the gay killing-spree was as funny as last time. I hope to see you next month, donT’ forget to bring your cowl.

    greetings from
    Johnnyboy the Imperial Wizard

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  133. The_Athiest

    where in this does it ever say they are homosexual? do they kiss? do they have sexual intercourse… they only hug.. family and friends hug… its normal.. your not normal. your stupid

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  134. Jesus Fucking Christ

    Religion is garbage, especially Christianity. If you think there’s anything at all wrong with being gay (which neither Jake nor Amir are), you’re an idiot.

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  135. Tyson Bowers Jr.

    Ugh, sometimes I’m so embarrassed by my kid. What a shit stain! I’d just like to state for the record here that I, Tyson’s father, in no way endorse or share the irrational views of my son. It’s moments like this when I wish I ordered my wife to get that abortion and not just suggest it.

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  136. adolf hitler

    you know what’s so great about this article? at the top of the page, there’s a banned advertisement for http://www.meninlove.com.
    also, the other thing that’s so great is tyson bowers III’s grasp of the english language.

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  137. 7u45857u

    WOW PEOPLE ON THIS SITE ARE FAGS THEMSELVES THEY NEED NO THEY WANT A BIG NIGGER DICK UP THEIR ASSES AND THEY’LL LOVE IT

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  138. Judger?

    Christians judging other people? Nah, get out of here. Good thing Heaven isn’t real, because judging doesn’t get you there.

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  139. Robert

    AHAHAHA, i love that there is an ad for sexy Gay singles chat right next to this article. seriously, you are what is wrong with the world.

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  140. Ohkayluv

    Everyone feel free to visit my live journal that counter Mr. Tyson Bowers III posts. Will be updated regularly (according to when he posts) Thanks!

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  141. bretta

    why try boycott the site? just dont go to it you stupid one eyed religious scum! try believing in yourself and not something that isn’t real and maybe the world might progress a little bit.. christians and catholics are the real fucking terrorists….

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  142. Jake and Amire are Ace

    Wow this site should be banned for promoting intolerance. If you don’t like gyas, no problem, if you actively try to repress media and use the word, “homo”, which is derogatory, then you’re just an ass. This guy Tyrone, might not be gay, but is probably a pedophile or something same with the other dude.

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  143. Jake and Amire are Ace

    Also if you don’t want your kids to watch, then turn off the fucking TV. Don’t ban a website of a television show. You now knwo ing what your brainwashed kids are watching doesn’t warrant it to be banned. It just mean you are a bad parent and an idiot.

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  144. maxpower

    First off, the people who run this website need help. Second, I suggest you quit using Google to do your ads, there’s a banner advertising a gay dating service.

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  145. fuckyou

    FUCK YOU CHRISTIANS YOU JUST HAVE TO GO AGAINST EVERYTHING DON’T YOU? YOU HYPOCRYTICAL BASTARDS NEED TO LOOSEN UP!

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  147. some dude

    *cough*homophob*cough*, just because they’re acting doesn’t mean they’re gay, Robert Downey Jr. acted as Iron Man, does this mean he’s actually Iron Man? If he is that would be awesome, you’re a moron…

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  148. Starfish Love Me

    I’d just like to say congrats on posting these videos when you believe that they poses the power to corrupt the minds of the people viewing them.

    It must take a really enlightened person to be oblivious to the mistakes they are making themselves.

    Go Fuck yourself Arcana

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  149. Grandsome

    Oh Jesus Christ!(I rarely use his name but this is an exception) The author of this article and some of the comments, just makes me… Like Einstein said there’s no limit to human idiocy. There’s nothing of a “gay agenda” in this video it’s just exaggerated bromance at this rate you guys should also say that Jesus was “gay” since he had “male friends” and that male kids are too because “they love their Dad”, and what’s all that hate and that wishful thinking(“God will send them to hell”) about the gay community no Christian should hate or wish suffering to any of his brothers and sisters(aka everybody else not just the peps in your church) if you all want to save the World start with compassion and understanding….

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  150. whataboutme

    you know what. you christians are absolute idiots. god did not put in dinosaur fossils to test our faith. they were deposited in the strata many millions of years ago. because the world is billions of years old. god does not exist without someone to believe in him. if you do not believe in evolution it still exists and will still happen, god on the other hand will not. religion is just a technique to manipulate people for your own purpose. im bisexual. where does this leave me as far as god goes? im straight so jesus loves me but im gay so jesus hates me. what happened to love thy neighbour? i thought the bible taught you to accept people for who they are?

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  151. Kelly

    so, caring for other people is a different story? How did I get that mixed up in bible school? Geez, I thought for sure the message was: CARE FOR ALL OTHERS.

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  152. Greg

    Do you understand what comedy is? Do you understand what bigotry is? Clearly you have no understanding of either. You also have no concept of one of the most fundamental teachings of Christ; “Love thy neighbor”. Nice job continuing to set Christianity back a couple years.

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  153. Tim

    Jesus was crucified for accepting a kiss from another man, Judas. It’s all there in the Bible. Even our Lord is not above God’s law. I hope the fag is enjoying the fires of Hell.

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  154. Tim

    Really Israel? It’s called sarcasm and satire. If right-wing conservative nutjobs can misquote and bastardise the Bible to fit their political needs, why can’t I for a joke? Lighten up, it’s not like any of it’s real anyways.

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  155. Riot

    Actually, at .32 of the video no one cusses. Amir says “Don’t hang up.” And follows it up with “Sup” (Which is short for ‘what’s up’, I wouldn’t expect the people who are against College Humor to know that already, since they’re prejudice and afraid of 99.9% of the internet.) Then Amir goes on to say “I’m at home.” I don’t hear the cussing. Please, PLEASE tell me what Amir says that offends you so much.

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  156. Chuck Reagan

    James 3:5-6
    5) Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!

    6) And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell.

    Ephesians 4:29
    29) Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.

    Colossians 3:8
    8But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.

    So as you can see, my young friend, there are plenty of mandates for the law of America to discourage cussing altogether.

    These Jake and Amir fellows are presumably Americans, well at least Jake, and as such have an obligation to follow the edict of this nation’s great forefathers, who was given charge by the most divine Father.

    We are a nation who are supposed to live the intentional lives as dictated by faith guiding our government in all things we do. Jake and Amir should rejoice at the chance to bring the show up to par, so that it may be more fully enjoyed and beneficial to young collegians worldwide.

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  157. Brosuf

    Listen chief, nothing you just quoted pertains to swearing. If you didn’t pick up on it the underling theme there is don’t be blasphemous. Secondly, the Bible is a good teaching tool but it’s 90% fluff. If you want to be a good Christian try living by Jesus’ example. How many times did he tell his disciples to judge not lest they be judged. The lesson there is if 12 of Jesus’ homeboys weren’t allowed to pass judgment then NEITHER ARE YOU. Period.
    Moral of the story: There is always going to be gays and heathens and people you just don’t like. You can bitch and moan and make real Christians look like hateful bigots….OR you can live and let live. God knows what’s up and he’s got it under control.
    Dusting off my sandals, Peace.

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  158. Michelle

    Also, way to look like a huge idiot and racist, assuming that Amir is not American because he does not have Jake’s light skin. You people are sick sick fucks.

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  159. Chuck Reagan

    I see your heart is full of paranoid fear and delusions, Michelle. As an educated person should know, Amir is a name meaning powerful leader and is very common in the still extant Arab cultures. In your worldview, a man of such heritage cannot embrace the inherited American values of morality and conservatism, and that’s sad.

    Michelle, my friend, why do you hate freedom?

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  160. Queerbag

    HAHA amir, great leader, that’s just about the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Check out the other videos and see what a great leader he is.
    Racist pig
    And it’s funny you’re calling someone fearful and paranoid when this site exists, guess you didn’t learn about irony

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  161. Tim

    He has a point. Arabs, being as they are from the birthplace of Judaism, Christianity and Islam, could never grasp the ideals of monotheism. Even though the United States government isn’t based on religious ideals, but secular humanist ones. Also, none of the quotes you mentioned are commandments specifying swearing as a sin. They simply say to say nice things and not insult god, because he’s got a serious fucking inferiority complex as most megalomaniacs and dictators do. Also the idea that “corrupt communication” may refer to swearing is too vague to be put to any use. Different words have different meanings to different people in different context. Russian could mean a person from Russia or their language, or it could mean rubbing your cock between two tits. Unless your bible has a list of specific words that shouldn’t be said beyond Jehovah, you can fuck off and suffer under the glorious freedom of speech our government has provided us.

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  162. THE authority

    OK, as much as I’m against this article, i hate it when liberals who presume to be intelligent take a Thomas Jefferson quote and say it’s in the constitution. brush up on the ‘ol history there, it’ll save you from further embarrassment.

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  163. Tim

    I hate when conservatives assume the founding fathers were Christian when they were most likely theists or deists at most, like their French Enlightenment equivalents.

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  164. This is a joke right?

    “Lighthouses are more useful than churches”
    -Benjamin Franklin

    “This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it.”
    -John Adams

    “Christianity is the most perverted system ever shone on man.”
    -Thomas Jefferson

    Thomas Jefferson even wrote “The Faith and Moral Teachings of Jesus of Nazareth” which was his own version of the bible with all of Jesus’ claims of divinity removed and all of his miracles. Our founding fathers weren’t really into religion so much.

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  165. Jesus

    I feel badly for anyone that comes in contact with you, ever. Your children must either hate you or be majorly fucked up.

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  166. Dan Gleesak

    hahhahahahahahahahahhhaha the funny thing is god probably likes them more than a man who hates other people for a preference hahahahaha your going to hell !! hahaa

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  167. Youreaclosethomo

    You do realize if you actually watched jake and amir from the beginning. The both have had numerous girlfriends. Jake had his fair share and Amir had to pay a girl to be his girlfriend but also hooked up with jakes exgirlfriend Hallie.

    Amir Blumenfield is jewish. He’s not arab because he’s named Amir but I’m sure you still hate him because he’s a jew.

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  168. Youreaclosethomo

    You’re recording it because you secretly love the homosexual undertones, but for some strange reason you’re the only one interpreting it as gay. Are you projecting your own true feelings onto this comedy sketch?

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  169. That guy

    Wow… You my good friend do not know anything about college humor. First off, it’s not promoting anything ‘gay’ or homosexual… Infact it often times makes fun of them, which I guess is right up your little Christian alleyway.. or wait… not all Christians are like you? Oh that’s right, because this is the Christian’s who are really fags themselves but don’t want people to know they are, so they make non-gay material look gay, and then witchhunt it so people least suspect them as being gay.

    The last person you suspect of being gay is the guy leading the gay witch hunt.

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  170. Matt

    This has to be satire. From your post:

    “This College Humor Comedy Hour variety show is the reason why we’re having such high divorce rates, diseases running rampant and a crashing economy.”

    Firstly, the correct title of the show is “The CollegeHumor Show”. The least you could do is get the name right. Even Fox News knows how to do that, and they are far more depraved and damaging then the show you are so strongly attacking.

    Secondly, the show has been on for two weeks. The economic turmoil, spreading of disease and high divorce rate have been going on since BEFORE THE SHOW WAS EVEN CONCEIVED. How can you possibly support your argument that the show is causing these issues that have been prevalent since the Reagan administration, if not longer?

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  171. Scientist

    Awww come on. You were doing so well there for awhile, now youre just getting lazy. You need to be a little more subtle if you’re going to get people to really believe it….you gotta sell me without over-doing it. Thats just what i think though.

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  172. Jack Gould

    Such as the inerrant policy of preemptive strike which was set in motion by the brilliant and noble President George W. Bush, the same holy edict befell our very own nation. We were smitten many times in the past because of what would come to pass in this liberal college variety hour.

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  173. God

    That Tyson is such an asshole. I love the gays. Come on. They’re adorable. And calling hair gel a product? That’s just fancy, that’s what that is!

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  174. Hair gel

    Do you know what an alaskan firefighter is? Thats when you set a girls pubes on fire and then jerk off onto them to put the fire out. You must make the siren noise while you do it though. I just thought you should know that.

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  175. Tyson Bowers III

    “AND if it were it would be OK, there is absoulutely nothing wrong about it”

    Really?? Is murdering someone or raping a child ok as well?

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  176. Manasses

    Oh, sorry i thoght you were serious. I understand now, this is a joke. Am I right?

    What does love have to do with killing and raping?

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  177. Manasses

    How can you say thet? To bring harm to another person and to bring love to another person??? It’s the extreme opposite!!!

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  178. marcus

    and your religion says i could be a gay/rapist/murderer and on deathrow just before i die i take jesus into my heart ill get into heaven so everyone go out and kill/rape anyone you want because being good to people doesnt get you shit in the after life XD

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  179. Thissitesucks

    You have got to be kidding me – even if we were to make the leap that being gay is a sin, are you really saying all sin is the same? Have you ever told a lie? If so then you are no different than a gay murderer and deserve exactly the same as whatever you see fit for them. Dumbass.

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  180. andy

    there is scientific evidence that being gay isnt a personal choice. god made gays like that. it may say bad thing in the bible about gays but being a man of god you should know that the bible wasnt written by god. it was written by a collection of monks and preists or whatever. if a couple of them didnt like gay people and decided to add that fact to the book should it really change how YOU think of them?

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  181. Tyson Bowers III

    1 Corinthians 6:9-10 –

    “Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.”

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  182. Manasses

    The same book that tells us that Noah brought 2 of each species in the whole world to his boat… I have nothing more to say, if you believe that loving, raping and killing is the same???

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  183. Bryan

    Your comments toward J&A are “slanderous” so therefore you will not inherit the (nonexistant) kingdom of god.
    Furthermore, what gives you the right to judge people? Are you god? By judging people (something that only god may do) you are putting yourself on the same level as god. Therefore you are setting yourself up as an equal to god. If you cant keep the first commandment, how can you keep the other 9?

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  184. tater

    1 Corinthians 6:9-10 –

    “Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.”

    it also says that slanderers will not inherit the kingdom of god, and isn’t that what you are doing to jake and amir right now? this is clearly rules set for the time period because god said that male prostitutes would not get into heaven but female prostitutes apparently have a golden ticket?

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  185. Tyson Bowers III

    I follow in the light of God! God’s law is God’s law and I’m a keeper of his law! Just like a cop enforces the law and a judge gives judgment.

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  186. Tyson Bowers III

    Someones sexuality has never hurt anyone? Are you kidding me? So when a gay man rapes an innocent boy, that isn’t harmful?

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  187. Anisa

    Let’s get one thing straight.
    Rape of any kind is wrong. I acknowledge that. If you actually read my comment , you’d realise that wasn’t the issue I was discussing, instead you were busy trying to pick out loop holes, in an attempt to make me agree with you.

    What I meant is, if Jake and Amir were in a homosexual relationship, not raping anyone (before you mention that),it wouldn’t be harming anyone.

    A straight man raping an innocent girl is harmful, but I’m sure you’d agree with me by saying this isn’t a valid arguement against hetrosexuality.

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  188. Dan

    Holy shit are you retarded. In your “man raping a little boy” scenario, I am pretty sure it is the “rape” that is doing the harm there, not the “holy shit he’s a homo!” part. A man raping a little girl is no more, and no less, harmful than a man raping a little boy.

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  189. kaka

    Some of these bible freaks (i.e., Tyson) need a reality check. When was the last time you’ve heard of a gay guy going on a massive rape spree? Never. When was the last time you heard of a preist going on a massive rape spree? Not long ago. When was the last time Catholism was wrong? All the way — no teaching of safe sex; hell they thought we were the center of the universe!

    Although the majority if Catholics and Christians are great people who can provide us wisdom and peace, they need to realize that the times are achangin’. We cannot move forward as humanity through living by these primative rules in which they insist to be implemented on everybody.

    And oh ya, Jake and Amir are super duper! Neato-o gang!

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  190. tyson is a piece of shit

    gay men are not rapists you fucking idiot, just because they are gay does not mean they are going to try to have sex with every man or boy they see…..my family has many dear friends that have even taken care of me when i was a little kid you piece of shit and they are better people than you could even think of ever being, don’t generalize a whole group of people you creepy fuck

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  191. Jamaal

    Yes, Tyrone and I are lovers. Nothing better than when he takes his throbbing cock and rams it in my ass. It is a feeling of ecstasy that you will surely never know.

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  192. Jamaal

    You allowed your children to watch the Music Television? those heathenistic bastards have done nothing but further communistic left wing agenda.

    But i digress.

    There is nothing i’d rather do that allow Jesus “fucking” Christ to ravage my asshole with his hard penis. all while i scream “lord, fuck me harder than you’ve ever fucked anyone. even those gad damned Christians on earth! can you believe they actually worship you? what fucking retards!”

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  193. no way

    there is no way this site or these guys can be for real. this is too over the top. risque snowball fights? please say this is a really elaborate, albeit not very funny joke website.

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  194. Dan

    I hope you don’t eat shrimp or lobster then.

    Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
    9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
    10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
    11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
    12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

    The same man claims that both shellfish and gay sex is an abomination.

    p.s. Does it mean that eating shellfish is a bigger abomination because it shows up earlier in the book?

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  195. Dustin

    The fact that you believe you are doing the work of God is appalling. God says to turn the other cheek, and to help those in need. If a man is blinded to the word of God, you are to SAVE them, not condemn them to Hell. Only one, the Holy Lord Himself, has a say in who shall have life everlasting. Instead of spreading hatred to the wicked, you should extend a helping hand. That is the the true joy of spreading the Word of God. You are a biggoted, arrogant, hateful, and slanderous man. You are spreading the Word of God in a hateful, dark, and damaging light. You are placing yourself on a pedestal, and announcing your presence with a flourish of trumpets, all of which Jesus said not to do. I can only say that I will pray that someday you will rise and see the Light for what it really is. You need to ask the Lord to come into your HEART and cleanse this hatred you are so vehemently spreading.

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  196. Steve

    You sir are a joke. So you’ve read the bible but some were in your past someone told you what it meant, you obviously haven’t thought for yourself. Jesus loved lepers and whores alike, so I’m sure as a true Christian that Jesus wouldn’t agree with a word you say. Have fun dying a scared, lonely old man who didn’t do anything except promote hate and evil. You sir are the living devil, and so are all the others who think like you.

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  197. Concerned Citizen

    if you’re a cop, i sure as fuck didn’t appoint you. in fact, i’d be working pretty damn hard to get you booted from the force. and so would a lot of people; i don’t think the populace takes kindly to cops picking on minorities or stereotypes. especially when the said stereotypes aren’t applicable. it’s like a black man being beaten because the cop thought the government told him he should. and the cop didn’t realize the black man wasn’t black, but still doesn’t admit it.

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  198. THE authority

    God isn’t karma. don’t throw your Sodom and Gomorrah speel on me either, this isn’t s gay promotion, I’m a firm Believer in Christ, and I’m not a denominational individual- I believe in God’s Word. Having said that, God isn’t sending the world into an economic meltdown; he may be allowing the Prince of the Earth to have his way with us for a while, but not without God monitoring it. Look at the book of Job for a while then rethink your statement.

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  199. THE authority

    don’t you dare say homosexuality was intended by God. look at every list of sin in the Bible and you’ll see God takes a time out to say (in paraphrase) homosexuality… which is detestable in My sight. Yes, people are made in God’s image, but the sin in our lives is apart from God (that’s why God couldn’t look at Jesus when he was crucified- all sin was cast on Jesus). Also, yes, we are commanded to love everyone, but accepting a constant lifestyle of abnormal relations IS sin on both parts (us and them), and is a liberal leap of involving sin in society to be an accepted norm. it’s a cop out and it’s wrong. but I’m right with you when you say that the sketch isn’t promoting homosexuality, i think it’s funny and in all honesty this whole post thing is ridiculous, but get your stuff straight and throw away your prayer books, just read the Bible man, it’s got all the answers.

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  200. anthony

    lolfags is a screams bloody vag XD stfu newfag lucifer has and always will be the “will of human evolution” the evolution of free will

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  201. Bryan!

    So, on second thought, I think this fight is supposed to be satire. It’s not blatantly obvious in this article, but the homepage shows it. So, good job getting a rise out of people. It fooled me.

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  202. Schooled

    I don’t really care about all the bantering, you guys have fun with that. Like most of you I only stumbled across this website because of collegehumor as well (“Irony”- the site Jesus wants shut down is actually spreading the good word)

    Anywys I just hope you guys walk away from this having learned something. That is, unmoral is a word. It is moral indefferance, being neither moral or immoral. Immoral should have been used, but unmoral isn’t necessarily wrong. If you’re going to blast someone for being an idiot, atleast google it first to see if you’re an idiot.

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  203. Tyson Bowers III

    I’ve watched them all and it’s the same home gay agenda in each video! Sarah herself is a closeted lesbian.

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  204. Jordan

    You do know the guys who make this SPOOF of a christian site are just sitting back laughing at you guys for thinking this is real. If you checked the home page you’d see they have an article with the headline “Richard Simmons asks Obama for permission to moleste your children.”

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  205. Dan

    Tyson Bowers III have fun in hell you piece of shit homofag. I would bet $100 you’re gayer then these two. What’s the initiation to priesthood? One virgin 12 year old boy? Do as I say not who I do? Closet necro.

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  206. anan

    honestly you are the most ignorant person in the fucking world. if you think that calling this websites owner(s) is going to get them to take down the site..? you are retarded. there are very few people left in the world that are as stuck in the dark ages as you are. and for that i am truly sorry. i feel bad for your friends and family that have to put up with your ignorant babble. and i quote the the bible “love all others” so fuck you theres nothing Homosexual about this video, your just a religious faggot homophobe that needs to get his head out of his ass.

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  207. Jordan

    Actually it is a joke. This is a fake christian site. I’m pretty sure they are friends of the guys at CollegeHumor.

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  208. Tyson Bowers III

    You’re obviously traumatized from some form of gay abuse when you were younger. You don’t have to defend them. It’s ok to speak out.

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  209. J

    Yeah, it’s a joke. Check the home page and they have articles about Atheists worshiping a golden idol named Oscar and Richard Simmons molesting kids. It’s pretty funny.

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  210. Chuck Reagan

    Stop trying to make excuses. Jake and Amir clearly have deep affection for each other, probably bred by the spirit of atheist lust running rampant in their impure hearts, and the result is them filming this softcore pornography on this video clip. Truly gross and it definitely is not a part of natural order.

    Leviticus 18:22
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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  211. Chuck Reagan

    Maybe after you’re finished dusting the sand from your sandals you’d like to join your little friend in throwing them at the noble President Bush, you heathen terrorist.

    Look here. One of the most annoying things is when people like you try to twist around the truth for your little liberal agenda. One of the major themes of both the Old and New Testament is keeping your tongue in check and not cursing.

    After you’re done burning effigies and whatever else you do to fill your days, perhaps you can find a Bible and read through Isaiah chapter 6?

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  212. Dan Gleesak

    the author of this article is an uneducated, narrow minded individual. how can you talk about homosexuals wrongly while your father every sunday is touching little boys ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

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  213. Scientist

    Hahaha thats awsome!!!!!!! I sincerely hope that everyone can appreciate the incredible amount of humor that these guys have. The two guys working together and goading everyone on is nothing short of comedic genius. Even funnier is that so many took it seriously. Meanwhile They’re (the author) sitting here just laughing at all the angry comments. Shit, i am too.

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  214. THE authority

    soo… wait. jesus and satan have a conspiracy against us. they don’t exist, right? or do they only exist if you believe they do? are they selective with who they do that to? i’m confused. by the way, stop, you’re a fool.

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  215. You Dumbass

    Leviticus 21:5 – “They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh.”

    I see a bald cheek there. You shaved your beard. You, too, shall burn in hell for your sins…dumbass

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  216. Maximus

    Well yes there are, quite a few, 613 just in the Old Testament to be precise. How many of those do you adhere to?

    Do you bear a grudge (Leviticus 19:18), against gays for instance? Do you hate? (Leviticus 19:17)

    Have you ever worn clothes with wool and linen in them? Deuteronomy 22:11 expressley forbids that. Have you ever prayed in a church of ‘dressed’ stone? The Lord tells Moses this is wrong in Exodus 20:24

    Who are you to pick and choose what laws to adhere to? These are GOD’s laws and you are but a man.

    Hope you don’t have a mortgage: Leviticus 25:37

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  217. kaka

    Shut up already.

    You must be hiding your homosexual fascinations for Jake and Amir in order to worry so much about them.

    It’s disgusting that no matter how wrong the church has been over the past thousand and some-odd years, you never find it in you to admit fault. Before you guys ran the show the greeks had something great going on, especially with medicine. Of course this only lasted until you guys came around and ruined it and started to believe in demons, witches and shit! fail; YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! THANK YOU!

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  218. Shannon

    This is ridiculous. They are best friends– that’s the shtick! NOTHING MORE. You showed this last video COMPLETELY out of context of the story arch. Besides they are REAL PEOPLE with lives outside the shows and I know for a fact that Jake has a live-in girlfriend. And you claim that Sarah is a “closeted lesbian” is also 100% false. Not only does she have a serious boyfriend in real life, her character on the show has expressed romantic feeling towards Jake, Dan, and Pat, as well as countless others. Even if they were gay, even if they were all gay, who really cares. Get with the times. Your ignorance makes me ill.

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  219. Jacob

    wow

    you are the reason i cant get my friends to come to church

    because they think the church is filled with scumbags like you

    alright, fine, homosexuality is a sin… i, personally, dont agree, but, who am i to argue with God?

    however, YOU are trying to raise up some “anti-fag” community… you really think that homosexuality is the issue Jesus wants us to be dealing with?

    how about human trafficking? how about the insane amout of rising alcoholism? how about the decline in church attendance? how about drug addiction? how about abortion? how about rape?

    oh, and im talking about RAPE… not whatever youre callng rape

    did you really say that all gay sex is rape? do you even know what rape is?

    i think you need to be spending more time in prayer for these so-called “homos”

    let he who is without sin, cast the first stone, man

    much peace to you

    i truly hope you can find other things to devote your God-hungry heart to

    blessings

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  220. Aristeo Duenas

    I feel the same way towards zoosex.com, I don’t mind that it shows women putting snakes in their jesus love holes, I just don’t think it should show men hugging. clean it up or take it down!

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  221. Fallen

    Is there another way? Hugging is supposed to be an outlet for what us humans call “love”. The same thing is true for kissing, and I would assume to a moral Christian man having sexual relations would be for that same purpose. Not having sex for love would mean for pleasure, or sheer procreation. To say that it is for pleasure is to equate yourself to a whore, only having sex to relieve your unrepentant sexuality, to fulfill a lustful need to feel pleasure, that you simply can not contain yourself, and you probably wouldn’t say that. To say for procreation only is to equate yourself to beasts, creatures rampantly fucking as many mates as possible to continue the species, but to say that would mean that being human isn’t special at all. Why would God create man to simply eat, fuck, and sleep as all other beasts do? Did He not have greater things in mind for us? So, that leaves love. Now that we have equated in some sense the fact that sex is used for love, then all sexual acts should be, at least to a fundamentalist Christian man as yourself, for love. Therefore, if a boy hugs his dad sexually, it only means that he loves him.

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  222. Jesus

    Dudes, as someone already pointed out this is all a joke. This entire site is to extremist christianity, what the onion is to factual news reporting.

    I thought it was pretty funny.

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  223. Fallen

    How so? He said “So now it is ok for a father to hug his son in a sexual way?”, I simply said that anything doing with sex should be for love, lest it be for pleasure or procreation alone, and those things don’t seem to bold well with the Christian Ideology (See my earlier argument, its right there). So, if sex is for love, then anything sexual (the root word of sexual is sex, just in case you never finished grade school) should be for love. Therefore, if a father hugs his son in a sexual way, then the father is hugging his son in such a way that signifies love.

    So, please, read things, then think about the things you just read, then think about what you want to say, see if it makes sense considering what you just read, then reply.

    Fallen, because everyone in heaven wasn’t allowed to make eye contact with the same sex.

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  224. christian scientist

    You clearly are misinformed. The jews buried the dinosaurs because god told them to, so that he could prove that the earth is only 6000 years old. Then they rode the dinosaurs into jerusalem and fought the nazis with fruit they stole from the garden of eden.

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