Young homosexuals are the most rebellious of the homo breeds. Back in 2009, I talked about how one gay child drew a penis on his parent’s roof, just to be a little rebellious lily picking ass assassin. Now, little gays are filming themselves walking around campus and releasing a copious load of gay anal gases. This new type of viral video is called “pooting” and is worse than any planking or owling video on YouTube’s band widths.
Gay flatulence is different than heterosexual flatulence. You see, gays shove jellies, animals, automotive repair tools, unapproved FDA toys and other things up their sewer hole and this can create deadly bacteria to grown within their sin muscle walls. Also remember gays are obsessed with anything fecal, so it should come to no surprise that their new past time involves an anus.
In the video below, you will see a group of anti-Hetero homosexuals prancing around school campus and releasing vile filth onto fellow students. You can clearly see that these gays are preforming hate crimes against their normal sex having college students. You can see the sick pleasure in their eyes every time they smear their queer vapors onto the skin of the unsuspecting victims, who are merely trying to get to class on time and not waste their college years on sick and twist fecal smelling gags.
The last thing we need is faggy flatulence, that carries deadly airborne viruses, to fill up the fresh air at college campuses.
So Tyson’s list of fetishes include farting.
Why the fuck do you people think we need to know what gets you all off?
I imagine it’s impossible for the gays to hold in gas.
August has an excellent point there.
Not being able to hold gas? That’s what makes them so dangerous. They are the Islamic suicide bombers of the ass They should be charged as domestic terrorist, if you ask me. Put them and their Liberal, Communist, air-borne AIDS spewing rectums at Guantanamo and be done with it!
“Gay flatulence is different than heterosexual flatulence. You see, gays shove jellies, animals, automotive repair tools, unapproved FDA toys and other things up their sewer hole and this can create deadly bacteria to grown within their sin muscle walls. Also remember gays are obsessed with anything fecal, so it should come to no surprise that their new past time involves an anus.”
This has to be one of the most ridiculous and funniest things I have ever read in my life. I am still deciding just how stupid this is. It is so stupid that it’s funny. This is total nonsense.
Gay flatulence is also different because the well-worn orifice has been stretched beyond natural, heterosexual embouchure. Therefore the high pitched note is replaced by a sonorous blat, making them easy to discriminate in public settings should you be interested in conducting your own research.
Are you serious with this? Doesn’t it say in the bible to love the sinner but not the sin? I don’t see you spreading Gods love here, just your own ideas and ideals, homosexuals (and bisexuals) are not the only people who shove things up their ass, and shockingly enough even straight born-again spirit filled Christians fart! Have you ever spoken to someone who is gay? And I do mean spoken to them as opposed to lectured or judged them. People like you give good Christians a bad name, grow up and go re-read your bible to see what it says about the way you should be treating them I’m pretty sure Jesus says “love you neighbour as you love yourself”, going by that I’d say you hate yourself a lot. I’m shocked that ANY place that calls itself Christian would publish this in anything other than a “how NOT to spread the love of God” example
Those are not even real farts
This fails in so many ways I can’t even take the time to care enough to comment.
Yet you did comment. You Liberals can’t seem to make up your minds ever.
God gave us the miracle of the human body. Our digestive systems are divinely engineered to take in blessings of the earth, prepared by loving hands and seasoned with the salt of faith. Our bodies process this through digestion, mixing enzymes and bile to convert these bountiful blessings into energy. When we defile our body with spoil or sin, the foulness of our shame cannot be contained.
Covered in smooth finely haired skin that fits uniformly and snuggly over our shoulders and around a curved buttock. The body’s orifices or passages in the skin are mostly two way streets, with the exception of the anus. The anus is a one way traverse, not to be entered with air, food, soundwaves or erections like other holes in the body – the nostrils, mouth, ears, or baby hole. The word itself, ANUS mean literally EXIT in Latin. It does not mean poke me.
When we defile our bodies with disrespect, of course we can expect retribution. Poisonous semen scented gases are the wages of such sin. This is a shame that should be endured by those that made it, not the innocent and unwary.
I firmly support punishments for these crimes of scent.
this “god” is completely in your imagination. The church are being complete piss-offs in this millennium because they are losing their tyrannical stranglehold on society.
And i wouldn’t be talking, its the christian church that molested those boys, so christians everywhere can shut the f*ck up about their delusion that their church is moral, and no one else is
It is not the Christian Churches that have molested children.
It is the Catholics and the Mormons. They are not Christian by any stretch of the imagination.
The Christian Church does not believe in defilement of the kind practiced by priests and elders of those heathen call-themselves-churches.
We do not go near that other orifice except for vacating our bowels and for the cleansing high-colonic sacrament.
Ha ha hilarious! This site is truly epic! I’m so glad I found it!
they’re kidding, right?
it looks like it was all planed out
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