Just look at them, look at those vilely exposed milk sacs peeking into the televisions of America, taunting young men and husbands to run in the other room and touch themselves in an unholy and violating manner. To top it all off, it is chocolate caked with a smile by Nancy Grace’s one pie too many face.
We asked a few members of the fellowship, who are DWTS fans what they thought about this horrendous display of prime time pornography.
"I blame these shows for my husband’s infidelity!"
"Having fat women on TV is one thing. Showing their fatty milk glands is going too far."
"I had respect for her. She reminded me of my mother, but my mother would never show her parts to me like that."
This show needs to have its name changed to “Debauchery with the Stars”.
So, all of the members of your fellowship are composite sketches of people? No wonder none of them make any sense.
Please don’t talk about Dwanye like that. I hear he is a good man.
Err, those are CLEARLY edited photographs. Damien is right. And really? How many men jerk off to Nancy Grace? Her dress is too tight over her breasts, which is why they look like that.
I was talking about all three of them. And since it is quite obvious that they are all composites of real people, I am well within my First Amendment right to say that. So, that’s it.
As an illegal jew imigrant you have no rights.
As an illegal English immigrant you have no rights.
Susan, Billings said that he wants to play Hide the Salami with you.
Actually, I retract that last statement.
As an illegal Christian immigrant, you have no rights.
There, that’s better.
I heard that she had managed to seduce her little dancing boy toy and that they were having fornicatious relations with one another.
I have never liked this woman. She has made a living of of other peoples misery and relishes it a bit to much.
But I bet she can spell a SIMPLE 3-LETTER WORD. To, two….TOO. Pick one.
But, it is quite obvious “Grace” has NO grace. Presstitute from HELL.
Unfortunately she looks a lot like my wife!
Wow, she must be a hot one. Your wife that is. I wouldn’t mind sticking my twiddler rompus in here sun cave.
Why you gonna say that $hit about the mans wife, Jew Fro?
Cause its probably true.
Why would you say that about my wife? You perverted little freak.
See my previous comment.
How would you like it if I said that about the sock that you self pleasure yourself in everynigt because your such a unattractive jerk that no woman would touch you?
I would think you were crazy for thinking a sock full of jizz was hot. Really, that’s nasty sir. Also, I use a towel to catch the spill. And I dont do it every day. Only when my girlfriend and I decided to have cyber sex on vid. It’s a lot of fun. You should try it with Auggie sometime.
It’s typical of an emosexual to make disparaging comments bout another person and then try to distance themselfs from the very statement they made. The only other creature I’ve ever seen that shuns the light in such a manner is a cockroach.
So what does that make you Cassidy? A cockroaches shit?
You know, it’s really beginning to become tiresome to garner the energy required to provide constructive criticism to you when you lash out with foul-mouthed insults at every turn but with the help of prayer and the strength of God I will persevere.
No soul is worthless. That’s what my afternoon focus group has taught me.
Also, the possessive of cockroach requires an apostrophe.
I’m sure it is, but I meant to write the plural. So, suck it. And, also, I really hope you do NOT get written in the book of life this weekend. Cause that would be a travesty. I also hope that in a week and a half, you get sealed OUT of the book of life. For another year, at least.
Nancy Grace is a very pretty woman. How is the fact that your ‘wife’ looks like her unfortunate?
Damn, Chuck D. I feel for you.
Thanks, at least my wives boobs are bigger. When the lights are out it all the same!
Oh hell no. I know ya’ll aint putting that ugly ass bitches nipple on here. I just threw up! Christwire owes me a dinner
When it comes to pussy I’d rather fuck the cat.
Besides my wifes bigger breasts, her hair is a little darker, her eye brows don’t look like a Vulcan, and she doesn’t look like she is possessed by Satan like this woman.
Unfortunately they both have about the same level of NAGiness.
Quit calling my breasts “milk meat” EVEN in Songs of Salomon they are called breasts
Better jacking it to Nancy Grace than Kellyanne or Ann Coulter.