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CollegeHumor.com Now Promotes Having Sex With Pony Anus’

We’ve had our run ins with CollegeHumor before on many subjects like:

Now our college sin breeders have created a video to promote having sex with pony anus’.

They try to show it as a funny ha ha sketch, but in reality they are telling their college viewers to get a group together, drive to a local ranch and partake in a circle sin of animal gay love.

This video is encrypted with hip and cool lingo, so us older generation can’t understand it. Good thing for us we had our college interns decode this homo gay Morse code.

Here is the character breakdown:

The horse or “pony” is being played by the lovable office lesbian “Sarah” and she is making it look like a pony would love a twinkie stick inside it’s anus’.

Dan plays the drunk frat boy to show that it is cool to be a straight college boy and stick your scepter stick inside.

Patrick plays the business student to show our future business owners that it is ok when they are traveling the world for business that they can go and have sex with foreign animals.

Aqueer or Amir plays the closeted homo letting fag students know that they can repress their gay urges by having sex with horses. Amir also represents the gay kid who comes out of the closet his senior year and shoots up his college because he hates himself for being gay.

Jake is just added because the gays love his young boyish looks and chiseled facial features.