The Big 4 – Another Concert to Promote Satanic Fornication and Vampiric Orgies

The Big 4 is another concert being put on by the anti-Christian folks at Golden Spoon Events and again the fine baby hating people over at Planned Parenthood. As we saw last week these two “event” creators are responsible for teen pregnancy and large amounts of drug use, as well as homo gay sin docking. Notice in the flyer itself, it crosses out the would Prayer. Total anti-Christian subliminal messaging going on there.

What is the Big 4?
It is a festival to celebrate the creation of Satan. The festival in a whole uses devil music to open a portal in the listeners mind to invite the dark lord of soul raping into their bodies. The name alone if proof of this! “Big” which means large and the number 4 symbolizes the 4th volume in the Muslim Bible which speaks of Satan urinating on the souls of humans. So in all this concert is inviting “Big” amounts of people to come and be apart of Satan’s pool party of golden sin of piss.

What is the music about?
It is about opening the gates of hell. Let’s look at each conductor of Satan shall we:

Metallica is Sudanese for “red” and we know Satan’s favorite colored shirt is the color of aborted babies blood. So again we see that this music is made to make people take babies and make abortion a sacrificial offering to the death lord.

Slayer…now if that name alone doesn’t perk up your Christian ears, then nothing will. A band named after a word that promotes the killing of innocent Christians. Is this the kind of message you want your kids listening to? I think not!

What a beautiful name! Let’s praise a band that promotes the calling of a massive massacre of people. This band has caused more murder than black hipped hopped music. Their newest song “Countdown to Extinction” is purely a song that is brainwashing children into becoming apart of their mental holocaust. They want to rid the world of all good and kind souls and if that means by deadly force..then so be it.

Anthrax takes their name from the Muslim terrorists favorite chemical to send to people in the mail. So, should we think it is ok for a band to be teaching our children how to send of powdered mail bombs? We think not. Do you think it is ok for a band to tell your children that Satan will take care of them after they perform a triple homicide? This band is vile and hurtful to Jesus’ heart.

What goes on?

Besides the Gothic demon orgies (also know as Gothic gangbangs) and vampire rituals? Not much. It is a full day of denying God and his Holy Son. Most dark children partake in bleeding anal sex which is a known cause of homosexuality. Many people who happen to be at this concert who don’t know what it really is all about will most likely be forced to engage in anal sin docking.

Not only are these bands responsible for devil worship, fecal frenzy anal sex acts in America, but they are also responsible for murder increase in other countries. Let take a look at the UK for example:

Who knows how many lives we saved last week by notifying parents about the dangers of Coachella Fest. Let us do the same this week and let parents know their kids are in danger of becoming a Satan child or even worse a Homosexual.

562 thoughts on “The Big 4 – Another Concert to Promote Satanic Fornication and Vampiric Orgies

  1. MrFattyCakes

    “Fecal frenzy” LOL…You have expanded my vocabulary of slang used by the corrupt youth of America…I love you, Tyson Bowers III! But not that way…

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    1. FU

      Holy man open up your eyes
      To the ways of the world you’ve been so blind
      As the walls of religion come crashing down
      How’s the ignorance taste the second time around

      Tell me how it feels knowing chaos will never end
      Tell me what it’s like when the celebration begins

      Welcome to the horror of the revelation
      Tell me what you think of your savior now
      I reject all the biblical views of the truth
      Dismiss it as the folklore of the times
      I won’t be force fed prophecies
      From a book of untruths for the weakest mind
      Join the new faith for the celebration
      Cult of new faith fuels the devastation

      Holy man come and worship me
      I am all that you ever wanted to be
      I’m the life of indulgence you never knew
      The epitome of evil shining through

      Tell me how it feels knowing chaos will never end
      Tell me what it’s like when the celebration begins

      Welcome to the horror of the revelation
      Tell me what you think of your savior now
      I reject all the biblical views of the truth
      Dismiss it as the folklore of the times
      I won’t be force fed prophecies
      From a book of untruths for the weakest mind
      I keep the bible in a pool of blood
      So that none of its lies can affect me

      -SLAYER

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      1. Xander

        Come choir boy stay for a while
        Let’s practice the way of God
        To enter the pearly gate
        There is no certain way
        And I am the key worship me

        On your pretty knees
        Open your little mouth
        Look me in the eyes
        Swallow your way to Christ

        Do as you are told if you seek heaven
        It feels like heaven

        This is the way on every Sunday
        You must see me again
        The lord he works in mysterious ways
        Just do as you are told
        Then you’ll be accepted at the gate

        On your pretty knees
        Open your little mouth
        Look me in the eyes
        Swallow your way to Christ

        Do as you are told if you seek heaven
        It feels like heaven

        – Aeon

        That’s real music, Christian fuckers.

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      2. Ian

        Yea never mind the billions of people that have died fighting religious wars in the name of god thats alright, but some people going to a metal show are causing murder and anal sex, what a bunch of lunatics!

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      3. angeloflove

        Yeah, I love sacrificing babies to almighty Lucifer! I must obey what these occultist bands say. For their lyrics only promote the most brazen and vile blasphemous acts to piss off God. Truly a band as terrible as Metallica in no way sheds light on the horrors of war or the suffering of veterans with their heinous song like One. No, they promote the slaughter of innocents. Which is why I go out every weekend after fucking a thousand virgins and then look for nuns to sacrifice and bathe in their blood. Unlike, their less evil counterparts CANNIAL CORPSE, Metallica are the progenitors of satanic worshiping, virgin defiling, blasphemous acts. Metallica also helped me learn how to develop a satanic sense of sarcasm.

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      4. Wan De Reer

        The 10 commandments are The Words of God, the Law of God. Of the 10 commandments Jesus say in the Bible; “Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them , the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.”

        According to the Bible, christianity by evidence is anti-christian. It teach agaist the law of God and agaist Jesus. Instead of following strictly the law of God, teachings of Jesus as well as the Constitution, Christianity teach after the law of the founder of the religion/cult/sect and his/her quality of mind and educational level.

        “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
        5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;”

        All kind of worship of images is paganism, including images of Jesus, Maria – even the cross.

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        1. Wan De Reer

          Mark 10:14 “But when Jesus saw it , he was much displeased, and said unto them, Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.”

          Teaching children they are born sinners for example (sinner: menatally ill, criminals, less worth) is public blasphemy of God.

          Matthew 18:6 “But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.”

          According to Jesus words in the Bible, people have right to kill a preacher who offend children, who Matthew 23:15 “Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves. “

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    2. metal_dude_666

      YOU ARE ALL CUNTS. HAS IT EVER OCCURED TO YOU THAT PEOPLE BECOME SATANIC BECAUSE OF THE REGURGITATED SHIT THAT YOU FORCE DOWN PEOPLE’S THROATS?WHAT ABOUT THE CATHOLIC PRIESTS THAT FUCK THE CHOIR BOYS? YOU DON’T SEE THIS AS UNACCEPTABLE? METAL IS THE MOST MANLY GENRE OF MUSIC IN THE WORLD. I BET THERE ARE MORE GAYS THAT GO TO CHURCH THAN LIKE METAL. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT “SLAYER” MIGHT HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO A DRAGON-SLAYER? YOU PEOPLE NEED YOR HEADS CHECKED AND YOUR FAITH CRUSHED, YOU ARE THE DISEASE THAT STRETCHES ACCROSS THIS FILTHY WORLD. AND DON’T MAKE IT OUT I’M THE BAD GUY. YOU MADE PEOPLE THIS WAY!!!

      CHRISTIANS TO THE LIONS!!!

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        1. Neoconstipated

          You can always tell an unsaved sodomite because their Caps Lock is stuck from a concoction of semen and bloody fecal frenzy mixture.

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          1. TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

            That made absolutely no sense… :Bloody fecal frenzy mixture”? Please explain.

            I know it’s not Slayer or Metallica (love Metallica, by the way), but:

            Through sadness you have taught us to be one with the crowd
            Unveil the sacred order, hymns of falling down
            You told the greatest stories, of love and bleeding crowns
            But to the sick and hungry, you cannot be found

            We are young and we are strong
            Through strength in self we become
            Something more than they can be
            I raise my heart and sing!

            That I wont believe this lie
            I know there’s something more inside
            Darkness is all you see
            This is our Sweet Blasphemy

            Silence the crooked holy, unchain the tied and bound
            No time for allegory, one true reigning sound
            Unite the lonely mourning, a simple servant now
            We are the only glory, hear us screaming loud

            We are young and we are strong
            I raise my heart and sing!

            That I wont believe this lie
            I know there’s something more inside
            Darkness is all you see
            This is our Sweet Blasphemy

            We are young and we are strong
            Through strength in self we become
            Something more than they can be
            This is our Sweet Blasphemy

            That I wont believe this lie
            I know there’s something more inside
            Darkness is all you see
            This is our Sweet Blasphemy

      1. wat

        Do people get this site is a joke yet or what? Like an actual real joke to troll you idiots who can’t read. That or this is reverse trolling and then this whole site is gonna get divided by 0.

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        1. Valhalla_Odin

          I thought that it must have been a joke, but sadly there are demented christians out there that are like this, I have met them.

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    3. Jake

      oh and i almost forgot why should i fear hell pain? ok so wat pian is just weakness and if i do end up in hell im just ganna piss him off i mean whats the worst he can do? KILL ME?????? well gues what i would already be dead…..

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    4. Jewish_metal_head_666

      this article made me lol, i mean i’m jewish and believe in god. but jeez, people who believe this shit are fucking stupid. hails to the big 4! hails to metal m/!!!! if you dont thumb up this, you’re just as dumb as this fucking blogger. I say we crucify him in the name of satan! m/ METAL FOR FUCKING EVER!

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    5. Raining Blood

      You guys are legit retarded. Im pretty sure it says in the bible to not force religion, yet here you are. And Metallica is nowhere near “Satanic.” I know a lot of christian bands that cuss, as well as a lot of christians.
      Just because we dont believe what you believe doesn’t mean were going to hell

      Thanks for a good laugh and a waste of my time, though.

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    6. Beelzebub

      OMG…or should I say HOLY SHIT…this is one of the funniest things I have EVER cum across…I’m too old now, but if I were young enough to start a death metal band I would definitely name it “anal sin docking”. Jesus effin’ Christ I hope this site is a joke. If not you should just pack your shit and move into the Westboro Baptist Church, you bible-banging buffoon!

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          1. FU

            You are all fucking retards. I dare you to go to this concert and see for yourself if any of the activities that you claim actually happen. You will not be suprised that they dont because you know they dont. You spout falsities on issues like this one purpose. I mean you would have to right. No one is this ignorant….right?

          2. Ice Van Winkle

            I reject your invitation to join your anal orgy. Whatever rectal pleasures you gain from this event will forever be overshadowed by the eternal pain that Satan will inflict up on you for participating in this festival of rape.

          3. Book of lies

            If you come to Scottsdale, I will be there and I will drag you in the streets and beat you with a tire iron. That’s a promise, you little bitches.

          4. D-NO

            Yes, because there are no metal bands there…….. Except for Dave Ellefson of Megadeth. Oh GOD!!!! NO!!!!!

      1. Osiris

        Wow, you’re not Dead yet?? You Idiot Religous Fanatic. It is People Like YOU who make Wars, with your foul ideals on OTHERS Lives. STFU and DIE. Oh yes, what color is YOUR Blood… omg it is RED, does THAT mean you are Filled with Satanic OOZE?

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      2. u dont need to know my name

        OK………. first of all how the fuck do you get your “facts” you don’t understand that you people are the most retarded things in this universe that you fucked up so bad i will literally personally dig your grave…… and guess what asshole? DAVE MUSTAINE IS CRISTIAN. How the fuck can you let people enjoy life when all you do is hate everything in exsistance i cant believe in your god if all you do is hate like the fucking retarded Nazi bastard you are……………………………………………….. I HOPE YOUR PRIEST RAPED YOU AS A CHILD. tell Hitler i said hi when you go to the hell you think is so real….

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  2. Blanche Beecham

    I think the graphics really brought home this vile threat! Another hard plunging investigative piece.

    Thank you Tyson.

    BB

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    1. L.N

      There even an actual amount that those values are supposed to represent? There’s one with a 100 in there, what’s it supposed to be? 100 percent? 100 people? What’s the scale, what does it have to do with ANYTHING?

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      1. K.F.G.

        L.N. – The y-axis to that graph is CLEARLY labelled ‘amount’. I don’t get what’s so hard to understand? You are obviously not a scientist.

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        1. A.B.C.D.E.F.G.

          So wait, we have to understand SCIENCE! to understand the graph? Then how did they make it? It obviously says tysonbowersiii.com on there. And if this article is any indication they obviously do NOT know the first thing about science.

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    2. weephil

      so, there are heavy metal gigs every day of the week by thousands of bands yet we never hear of mass rape, deaths and so forth. by the logic of this ignorant writing there should be thousand upon thousands of death every day. i knew americans were stupid but this is a new level

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    3. stupidchristianslime

      I can make graphics with my computer too. That doesn’t make them true, dumbass. Why don’t you actually do REAL research before jumping on a bandwagon. I’m convinced you are Klan members based on the hate-speech spewing from your foul mouths.

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    4. heathen angel

      Yeah….the pink blow up guitar screams satan! For your info…my husband is a metalhead and won’t go near my butt.

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  3. Ice Van Winkle

    My girls are definitely being secured in their room for the duration of this festival. I am scared to imagine what would happen if the homo rapist pictured in this timely expose got his hands on the white daughters of America. We must protect our families first!

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    1. L.N

      What, you plan on locking your daughters up while this is going on? Not gonna trust’em or be reasonable?

      Why do the crazy ones claim they’re sane?

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      1. Fuck your daughter's sweet sheltered Christian Snatch

        Excellent. Lock up your daughters and march out to protest… so it’s even easier to fuck them in the ass while daddy’s away.

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    2. blahblah

      I’m sure they’ll get themselves knocked up on their own time. BY NON-WHITES!!! hahahahaa. Enjoy your mixed grandkids

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    3. Duncan

      I feel really, really sorry for your children. In fact i feel really sorry for you. What a waste of life. You could be making the world better. Thank “god” there aren’t too many people like you so it doesn’t matter too, too much.

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    4. Human

      Aha this has to be a joke, you’re going to lock your daughters up, hahaha. Why don’t you don some moderately black clothes and go undercover with a hidden camera to record all the orgies and filth going on? We’d love to see the resulting video, as we must have been going to the wrong festivals! Women are typically respected at metal gigs – if they’re not, the offending man is likely to get a kick in the balls. Not quite an eye for an eye if it’s a testis for an eyeful, but then again you break the commandment of not bearing false witness, so you’re going to hell quicker than a lot of these metalheads – even by your own rules!

      9 – “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.”

      It would be worrying if you’re serious… intelligent enough to run a website but deluded enough to disrespect the intelligence and logic that God gave you.
      Then again, so many minds are weak and pathetic, those who will only act as morally as the others they see around them wouldn’t be inspired to anything better, would they? So much for the wise teachings being used correctly, eh?

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    5. Eat Shit

      hahahahhahh So your going to “secure” them in their rooms?? hahahahahah White daughters of America! HAHAH you guys have made my day!! Praise Hail Satan m/

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    6. jim

      This is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard, the facts are wrong for a start? megadeths latest song “countdown to exticntion”? that song and album was published19 years ago, and the song was written about how the people of this planet are killing animals and theres no turning back once theyre extinct, the singer of megadeth is a born again christian and refused to play on the same bill as a band once who had satanic references in their lyrics. The singer of slayers father was a priest. I cant belive there are people who actually think this is genuine, sickenss me, these musicians are inspirational and more real than any god or religous prophet iv ever heard of

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      1. Harold Camping

        Young man,

        “Sense” has nothing to do with it.

        Sin is always senseless.

        While the Bible may seem difficult to follow on first reading, there are many kind pastors willing to minister you through the parts you don’t understand. They can help you find the true meaning and perfect sense of the Bible.

        Our radio program is but one example of selfless Christian helping. We would be delighted if you would listen and make a small pledge to help support our humble mission in Christ.

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        1. xjknightx

          You realize you can twist the bible into saying whatever you want it to. Also, have you ever thought about why all religions have the same stories in them? All you uptight Christians need to open your minds.

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  4. Edge

    Best demented article ever!
    I mean, have you ever been to a freaking concert?
    You don’t have time to have sex while headbanging and moshing!
    And believe me, you mosh a lot when listening to Thrash Metal!
    Anyway, the “big 4″ stuff, simply means that the most important (though not always best) thrash metal bands of the US are touring together.
    And, believe me, as a metalhead, I know what I’m talking about.
    If you think these bands are the personification of Satan, then listen to Kreator, Destruction and Sodom, and why not, Onslaught…they are far worse than Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax packed together. +
    Just Enemy of God, probably one of the best songs by Kreator, should be enough to make you cry!

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    1. metalhead4life

      Don’t forget Aeon and there song “God Gives Head in Heaven” along with any Norwegian Black Metal band

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    2. Derp

      Not to mention “Hang the Pope” by Nuclear Assault, or Toxic Holocaust’s “Nuke the Cross”. Whoever wrote this article is an uninformed, ignorant and all-around idiotic individual.

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      1. Edge

        oh well of course every other band would do good, I was thinking about hige european thrash metal bands, just that!

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    3. Ice Van Winkle

      “mosh” is gay slang for slipping a glowing florescent tube inside the colon, and “metalhead” is codeword for inserting a set of little girl’s jacks into the urethra.

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      1. DJ Rattlehead

        HEY EVERYONE,. DO YOU SEE WHAT THE GOOD SELF PROCLAIMED CHRISTIAN IS WRITING ABOUT CHILDREN AGAIN? PEDO ALERT PEDO ALERT PEDO ALERT!

        I’m calling for an investigation of your computers,. better switch out the hard drives really fast!

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      2. Edge

        looks like you can’t even search a term on wikipedia, since moshing is just a kind of…well, let’s call it dance even if it’s not the correct term, typical of punk rock, hard rock and heavy metal concerts. and metalhead is the name of a person who listens to heavy metal.
        or probably you’re just a troll and you know it and you’re just mocking other people here!

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      3. omfg

        Moshing is running around and bumping your shoulders into other people running around bumping into people during a rock/punk/metal show. It’s been the same meaning sense it came about. I’ve attended metal shows and been in moshpits my entire life and I’ve never seen anyone with a glowstick let alone doing what you’re talking about. “Metal” is a term describing music that is heavier than “Rock”, as in Rock n Roll. Therefore, a Metalhead is someone who likes listening to metal music. Makes a lot of sense when you THINK a little. I’ve never heard of those things you’re referring to and I would love to know what your sources of this information are. More than likely, just heresay by some other biased holier-than-thou Christian asshole such as yourself. I think you’re just admitting what you do at home. You’re a sicko

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      4. Eat Shit

        hahahahahah ok i’m convinced you guys are making fun of christians now!! you have to be!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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      5. Xander

        Dude, you’re fucking hilarious. To me, mosh is slang for me slipping my cock into your daughter’s arse (and it would slip right in after the experiment we had last week), and since you’re so evangelist, you probably have like, 5(?) for me to pleasure myself with. By the way, the oldest one gives great head, and is all for condoms. I prefer girls on the pill myself, but I’m not gonna complain about that cute little snatch.

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      6. The Nomad

        Just Grow up… you have nothing better to do than come up with this nonsense to shoot down metal .. I cant believe this .. after Reading this I’m embarrassed to be a Christian. I go to Metal Shows all the Time none of the Items listed in this article have ever happened at any of the 25 Shows I’ve been to . Your one of those typical Christians who has his head up his ass … seriously Get a life …GTFO !

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  5. DDV

    I love this site! Such hilarious writing.. You guys are brilliant! Fat Metal Girls made the graph!!! HAHAHAHAHA… Also the commenting profiles… Ice Van Winkle? Nice…

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  6. Matt Small

    The fact that you people exist is proof there is no god you fucking ignorant hate mongering assholes and if there is a god you think hes going to let you off all the pain and miserey you have caused by manipulatiing the weak minded and taking advantage of them to further your own powertrip? hell is too good for you, do the decent thing and take yourself out of this world it does not belong to you.

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          1. L.N

            Because men can’t be pregnant, now go make your husband a sandwich or clean or something, and stop trying to teach man.

          2. L.N

            So Dick thinks I’m a girl? What proof do you have dipshit? Not only that, but you’re also coming on to me, so you’re a giant flaming faggot, congrats! You truly are a hypocrite! Lying, false witness, racism, sexism, homophobe, you truly have completed the circle!

          3. DJ Rattlehead

            Oh,. another fine example of a Christian woman. Nice statement lady. You are all that Christ asks for in a person. HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? I bet people are just swamping to get converted in the ways of Christ now,..

            You people are trash. Lying sacks of trash. And none of what myself nor the others that are sticking up for metal shows here are NEAR as bad as the fowl mouth fucker that wrote this article. That is pure perversion. YOU PEOPLE CALL YOURSELVES CHRISTIANS? What was written in this article is way worse then ANYTHING in metal lyrics.

            To call yourselves Christians is pure blasphemy.

            Your a fucking joke.

      1. omfg

        how does a last name describe a person? Are you that desperate to come up with an insult? I can play that game too, Blanche Bitch-am. My last name is Smith but that does mean I’m a blacksmith, does it? So I’m pretty sure someone’s last name being Small has nothing to do with their height. Besides, are seriously stating that small people look for fights? What, like… midgets and dwarves? That’s called prejudice, you dried up cunt.

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          1. Dick Van Wrinkle

            No, it was a reference to penis size, right? Though I bet small is an understatement for you. Which is why you prefer anal sex: better fit.

      2. Human

        No, the sheer ignorance is why s/he needs to curse. Curse words are there for that reason – that which is exceptionally fuck-witted or bad. You guys qualify. Although controversy = page hits = money, so we once again get to the REAL motivation for your preaching. You’re very good Satanists in fact, deceiving people like that.
        As we say in the UK you’re ‘wind-up merchants’.

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        1. Ice Van Winkle

          When liberals run out of arguments and face the Truth, they have to resort to filthy language and threats of violence. That alone shows which side is in the light and which side is in the dark.

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          1. Ian

            im conservative and have been involved in metal for 25 years, you people are fucked,i.e. lacking knowledge or rational thought!

          2. L.N

            Well, when you consider how much you lie and weasel your way out of things, and how much you make up, it goes to show that you’re nothing more than a shit-talker.

    1. uvula is a hangy ball

      Lol @ you standing up for the weak minded when you’re clearly semi-retarded to not realize this is a hilarious troll. The display of stupidity among these responses makes me weep for the future of humanity. How can anyone be so braindead as to not catch on to the joke?

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  7. Odhinist

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

    Is a sort of a sick Joke, I laughed like I’ve never did since ages ago !!!

    Who’s the ignorant non educated, illiterate person who wrote this ? hahahahahaha I Pity Him !!!

    By the way and for his cultural background which he dont have any : theres no volumes in the “muslim Bible”, it called simply the Koran and it’s one book divided by “verses” and “sourates”.

    Red in soudanese means Metallica ? hahahahahaha !!! that’s my favorite part !!! Soudanese speaks arabic and red in arabic means “Ahmar” the red color…

    surely u will success as a one man/woman show performer !!! hahahahahaha you are hilarious !!!!!

    And as a publicist with an journalistic ethics a hardworkof researches and documentation mustbe set before writing anything.

    Odhin be with you !!! :p

    Or god ?

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    1. Xander

      I love the red in Sudanese part too… And the Muslim Bible part. I love how stupid and ignorant these Christians are… I just think it’s brilliant how stupid they can be.

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      1. Non- Ignorant Christian

        I’d like to encourage you all to not make generalizations about Christians based on this article. We are not all ignorant and many would find these views to be erroneous and laughable. I know several Christians who attended this event and enjoyed themselves. (without Anal docking) I myself, think this article is very misguided, full of lies, and is nothing short of fear- mongering.

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  8. Bezzy

    Wooo!! I cant wait to get there.. Im actually attending this.. 😀 and then next week im going to see Mr.Danzig ;D ohh yeah!! I cant wait for that one.. Hopefully you wont be there “investigating”..

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      1. Captain Metal

        A “Misfit” you say? You sir have now overplayed your hand. Bravo on this hysterical bit of comedy however, which made me audibly laugh out loud as I read it.

        I can see The Onion as an obvious inspiration to these proceedings. I applaud your twisted sense of humor.

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      2. Burn the Church

        My band is thousands of times worse than those bands that you are lying about. We’re called Wet The Steel. The link is Myspace.com/WetTheSteel . If you want to protest a metal band, come protest us. Or I’ll rape your daughters’ buttholes and burn your church and house to the ground.

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      3. Eat Shit

        Ok this is proof that this is a satirical article. This Bowers guy knows his Metal. Yes Mr Bowers Glenn Danzig was the lead singer of the legendary band called the Misfits. Thank you so much for the laughs today! hhahahahahahah You have made this atheist…really more of an anti theist….laugh more than he EVER has in his natural born life!!!

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      4. Xander

        That’s actually pretty accurate, seeing as Danzig was a member of the horror punk group called The Misfits. You Christians never cease to amaze me with your profound stupidity, and ability to ignore facts.

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  9. Professor Kennith

    This is possibly the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen… but get your facts right please:

    “Their newest song “Countdown to Extinction””

    JEEZ, IT CAME OUT 20 YEARS AGO!!!

    “Anal sin docking” “Vampiric Orgies”, you’re either a narrow minded religious fucking idiot or a comedy genius!!!

    If it’s the former, please drop by my bands website, as you’d no doubt find plenty of subliminal (and graphic!) references to anal sex and Satan.

    Perhaps you could even post a blog telling us the errors of our ways, thank you in advance for your guidance.

    http://www.myspace.com/btkbasementtorturekillings

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  10. Dingir

    Wow, christians have just reached a new level of absolutely pathetic and ignorant, i feel bad for them. its not their fault theyr so stupid.

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    1. Human

      No, it IS their fault. Saying it’s not their fault is as pathetic as saying “oh, I won’t help solve any problems, it’s up to God to sort it out, and it’s no-one’s fault or responsibility to do things correctly and pro-actively.” Which would be a fail and something greatly to do with why the world is in the state it is today.

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  11. DJ Rattlehead

    Let me break this down for you,. as your article here is full of lies and filth. The ‘Big 4′ is simply the four biggest bands that are in the music genre of ‘metal’. Nothing more. Nice try on adding your ‘demon twist’ to it. This bands have all been in existence since the 80’s when this genre of music first took off. If you look at the first albums of ‘thrash’ music back in the 80’s,. it was these 4. Just like you may see Elvis as one of the ‘Big 4′ of rock. These are the top 4 bands in the metal genre. Your comparison of the 4 being the fourth volume in the Muslim bible is a joke. If you think that we are a bunch of Muslim sympathizers,. you are sadly mistaken.

    Metallica is a name that four (Oh oh,. there is that word four again) 16 and 17 year old kids came up with to call their band back in the 80’s because it has the word ‘metal’ in it. And that is the genre of music they play. Now they are superstars. PERIOD You say it is a Sudanese word? YOU LIE! DO THE RESEARCH PEOPLE!!! HE IS LYING HERE!

    Megadeth is a term used by the government concerning massive death by nuclear devices. They call their band that as an expression of what they see going on in our world. Just like all music of youth does. We simply call it as we see it. Their song ‘countdown to extinction’ is a song warning people about the impending one world government and the direction that it is taking us,.. have you ever even listened to the words of this album before giving your ‘expert opinion’? YOU ARE A LIAR! The leader of Megadeth,. btw,. IS NOW A CHRISTIAN!! You will find nothing satanic in that album. It is all about the impending one world government that is coming upon us. A WARNING!

    ANTHRAX also came up with the name in the 80’s. They sing NOTHING about Satan and they got their name from the cow decease. WAY before Anthrax was used as a weapon of destruction. As a fact,. they considered changing their name after the incident in Florida,. but decided that their fans knew the true meaning of their name and they decided to keep it.

    Your article here is full of filth and perversion. AND YOU ARE TALKING THIS WAY ABOUT CHILDREN?

    YOUR WORDS; “Besides the Gothic demon orgies (also know as Gothic gangbangs)”

    Are you a pedophile? YOU ARE SICK talking about kids this way. Gothic Gangbangs? YOU MADE THIS UP YOU SICK MAN! And in the name of children? Gothic gangbangs? I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING AND I AM IN THE GOTHIC COMMUNITY! That would be like ME saying their is such things as ‘Christian orgies’,. OH WAIT,. THERE IS! JUST FOLLOW THE NEWS ON THE CHURCHES! But your terminology of gothic gangbangs is something SICK that you made up.

    I am in the metal / gothic community. Your article here is a filthy joke. YOU LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING CONCERNING THIS EVENT AND THESE PEOPLE. AND YOU DO IT WITH MAJOR PERVERSION AND DIRTY TALK ABOUT CHILDREN!

    You are a filthy, lying, disgusting person. And you KNOW that you made this up.

    NONE OF THIS IS FACTUAL PEOPLE,. THIS IS ALL LIES. BEWARE OF THIS MONSTER,. HE DOES NOT REPRESENT GOD,. HE IS SATAN INCARNATED! THIS ARTICLE IS ALL LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES.

    Mark my word man,. you will NOT enter the gates of heaven talking filth about children and creating LIES to cause hysteria about this concert. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!

    You may have some people believing this,. but YOU KNOW and I KNOW the truth. You made all of this up off the top of your head. And what an evil mind it must have come from. SICK!

    IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE CHRISTIANITY A BAD NAME! NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE TURNING AWAY FROM CHRIST! BECAUSE CHRIST HAS YOU TO REPRESENT HIM. AND YOUR WORDS ARE NOTHING BUT HATE, FILTH, LIES AND PERVERSION!

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      1. John H

        wanna talk about “the truth”, How about the FACT that the story of jesus and the bible are all plagiarized stories that happened at least 20 times before “christ” existed and there is written proof of it THOUSANDS of years before he was said to have done the same deeds?

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          1. L.N

            I like how whenever someone presents a logical argument about something, one of the things a Christian instantly resorts to is “Satan did it”.

          2. Xander

            Did it ever occur to you how ridiculous you sound when you say the Big 4 Concert will be an anal sex fest? I’m sorry, but if you think that METAL BANDS in a HIP-HOP popular culture are going to have any kind of negative effect on you, you are self-righteous beyond belief. You want to know why people hate Christians like you? Why the only people you know besides the people in your white-supremacist evangelist idiocracy that you have going on here are your oppressed family? Why anti-religious metal exists at all? Because you are all self-righteous enough to push your ideals on other people. Let me tell you something that may interest you. Dave Mustaine, the lead singer of Megadeth, a band you so fervently despise, is a born-again Christian. Now doesn’t that throw a spanner into the works? If you have any sort of human decency on you, I encourage you to keep your oppressive ideals to yourself, let other people enjoy the music they love, and leave them the hell alone.

          3. Human

            Did it ever occur that Satan is the one behind the false teachings WITHIN the Christian church in the last, I don’t know, 1600 years or so? Including what you believe in? How can he both be ‘the GREAT deceiver’ but not clever enough to hoodwink the likes of you me and the next man? No, that would be the ‘incompetent deceiver’. Look deeper, get a clue.

          4. Dunkelheit Phill

            did it ever occur to you that your a brainless twat that believes in a child’s story book? (the bible just in case you were really that dumb)

      2. Dee

        What kind of truth? In that article there’s no word of truth. You just have to serf a little to find it out, if you’re still ignorant, and obviously you are.
        You may hide your daughters or something, but it is not consolidating but undermining when you publish a lie that is so easy to discover.

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      1. Burn The Church

        I’m going to use this article as lyric inspiration for my band as it is clearly more sinister than the lyrics of these bands. I am DEFINITELY naing a song “Backstroke in Satan’s Pool of Piss”. Honestly, I WISH I could come up with such hate-filled words for lyrics but you guys are pretty good at it. You people are worthless, otherwise. It’s hypo-christians like you that drive people away from Christianity. I know that’s what did it for me. Now I examine every word you sickos speak and I find every reason to applaud the idea of church burning. There’s not one sentence in this article that has any merit. You made it all up and now your hate-page is flooded with people who listen to metal and aren’t Satanists. I play metal shows with my band which is actually 1,00 times heavier than any of these four bands. I’ve played metal shows for years and I have yet to see ONE orgy, anal rape, or whatever else you claim goes on WITHOUT EVEN BEING THERE. I would bet money that if you talked to those two guys in the picture, they would say “We’re not satanist, we just really like these bands. We dressed up like this because we thought it was funny”. They are wearing Norwegian Black Metal face paint even though none of those bands are Norwegian Black Metal, they’re all Thrash Metal. The one guy is wearing a tutu and the other is holding an pink, inflatable novelty guitar. I find that hilarious, not satanic. You know what’s really funny? You retards think Satanism has to do with the Christian devil. Read a fucking book, you uneducated, white-trash, hypocrite, manipulative cunts. Satanism is basically looking out for number one, yourself. It actually has NOTHING to do with Satan. It was invented by a writer, not Satan. Luciferianism is the actual worship of the devil, not Satanism. Also, Satan is not the Christian devil’s actual name. I’m sure you ignorant hicks believe it is but Satan comes from the word Hasatan, which means “the enemy”. It’s a title, not a name. Just like Christ means “the anointed one”, it is a title, not a name. Jesus is not even his name, that is a greek translation from Yeshua. His actual name. See? You don’t even know anything about your own religion and I’m sure you’ll blame “Satan” for putting all this information in clear documentation. Let it be known, I am not Satanist, Christian, Luciferian, or even Atheist. I am 100% heterosexual and I do not engage in any of the behavior that you claim metal is responsible for. However, I do want to burn your church of lies. Fuck you and I hope your children disown you.

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        1. Xander

          Dude, you have got to be black metal as fuck. I fucking love you. Metal is nothing like what these people say it is, and it makes me sick that people can actually believe this load of absolute bullshit. Out of interest to further educate you, there are seven princes of hell in Christian Mythology. Satan is one of them, along with Lucifer, Beelzebub, and so on. They’re the counterparts to the seven Archangels of heaven. Equality is in every religion, and actually Christianity is derived from a lot of ritualistic and sacrificial religions from Rome and Greece, but they were simplified so the sacrifices could more extravagant. Eventually, around 1200 Anno Dominae (Christian reference, I’m sorry) the Catholic Church was developed, and devised a new way to rule over people using religion. I just think it’s sad to see that such a simple, primitive and undeveloped religion has managed to survive this long. Fortunately, it is dying out very quickly. I hope the Catholic Church falls soon, and Protestants even more so.

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  12. DJ Rattlehead

    I just looked at your ‘graph’. You are seriously a perverted piece of shit. ALL OF THIS ARTICLE IS A LIE. IT IS ALL MADE UP! No wonder people are turning away from God. Because its lying perverts like YOU who represent him. That ‘graph’ is a fucking joke. I go to all metal shows and see NOTHING of the likes that you state. YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR AND YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS.

    I DARE you mother fucker to step foot in my town. I DARE YOU!

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  13. Mike Hawk

    Wow. You have no class, sir. I have been to many metal festivals and I have not once seen any of the acts you have described. This website is a joke. Please, get your facts straight before you publish an article. Doesn’t God want you to accept people for who they are? You obviously are not a Christian. Whoever raised you completely failed.

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    1. Blanche Beecham

      Wow Mike, way to generalize. Sure I may be more inclined to listen to the cascading strings of Montovani’s Orchestra than some thrashing epileptic inducing din of demon-song, but does that make me less than you, of course not.

      The article sites some actions that are, by any standard, very naughty and inappropriate. Did you see that picture of the man with road tar on his winkie? He’s holding back the baby seed to teach God a lesson. It is less about the music and more about the reactions to it that are an abomination.

      If you read the comments of these so called Satanic fans, it is all a lark, a naughty time for boys and girls to do bad things that Mommy and Daddy won’t like. They try and pick around some star trek ethos of no judgment and pretend that all is okay. Well it’s just a slippery slope down the slickie slide of H E double hockey sticks.

      But since you’re good with it it must all be just fine. Right.

      Praise be,
      BB

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      1. L.N

        You bitch about generalizing, yet you do it all the time. You say that ‘short people have tempers’, ‘black people have tribal rage’, and you even generalize about people who listen to this music IN YOUR OWN POST.

        Congrats, you’re a complete hypocrite.

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        1. Blanche Beecham

          LN, are you angry with your own hypocrisy? You’ve made some very thin assumptions and done nothing but rage and rant. You’ve even used ugly words to do it. I know it makes you feel bad about yourself.

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          1. L.N

            Why does it make me feel bad about myself? Why are you trying to teach man? What hypocrisy have I committed? I’m not the one who singles people out and insults them without any defining proof, nor do I believe that I’m an elitist prick who thinks that I don’t have to play by my own rules.

  14. Adam

    It’s people like you who make me despise religion. Us “vampire satanists” turn to music like this because it speaks the truth about your lies as well as other corruptions within society. We don’t judge people unless they judge us first based on stupid accusations, and clearly you “good willed” Christians have thrown the first stone at us just cause we’re different then you. “God” would be so proud.

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    1. Xander

      Completely agree. Just for the irony, “Preach it, brother!” Haha. I seriously laughed at this article until I couldn’t breathe. Christians and in fact all religious people, are a scourge; oppressive, self-righteous, and genuinely hate-worthy.

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      1. Blanche Beecham

        You two should meet and have coffee in the Starbucks in Hell. When you treat this metal music like a new religion you become what you think you hate. You far more judgmental than any Christian.

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        1. L.N

          You just judged them for liking music. You told them that they’re going to hell for liking music.

          Shut the fuck up woman and go make dinner.

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          1. Xander

            I’ll disagree with the last part since I agree with equality of women. But the rest, thank you for strengthening my point. You cannot judge a person based simply on their musical taste. Just because I listen to Cannibal Corpse does not automatically make me a raging psychopath, am I right?

        2. Xander

          I’m a nihilist. I don’t believe in that crap. I believe that I have a right to listen to metal, just like you have a right to listen to your classical music. I have a right to engage in any activity I like, but I am not in any way a homosexual. Additionally, if there’s a Starbucks in Hell, the frappuccinos must suck.

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        3. I am God ....

          Just wait until you get to Heaven and you are Sitting next to Jesus and he’s listening to Insomnium and then your gonna be sorry .. but wait the way you have just behaved means your going to Hell … You Elitist , Self absorbed person

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  16. Pall

    I hate you! You dirty bad people! Paranoiacs!
    I believe in God, its existence! But I love threw! It cool!
    The big four thrash metal is 4 groups – founders of this style.
    It stylishly, powerfully, abruptly. It will live.
    And you are idiots. And those idiots who supplies you with money.

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    1. Bruce Danus

      beachgurl, I find the comment “someone needs to get laid” to be very offensive and quite un-Christian. We all know that sex or being “laid” must only happen after marriage. I believe this is something your mother and father, or what I assume in your case, Mother/Mother or Father/Father, should have taught you as soon as you turned into a young women at the age of 25.

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        1. Bruce Danus

          To “I am God”(which I highly doubt you actually are), It is a well known fact that a girl only becomes a women after 1 of 2 things happen in her life. #1 They get married and have a child or #2 They turn 25. Usually if #2 happens though, they are lesbionic and have hundreds of cats, chihuahuas or chinchillas running around their home. You can research this more on the interwebs as there are many different sites explaining how lesbionics works as a “religion”.

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  17. lucipherius

    ahahaha this is the single greatest article ever lets all join to fecal orgy…2 girls 1 cup anyone???

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    1. SMT

      Got any problem with mexicans?
      That’s not nice. I’m sure Jesus would be ashamed. In fact, he would be laughing at you like this: jajajajajaja

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      1. Ice Van Winkle

        There is nothing wrong with being a Mexican. But somehow I don’t think that you wrote this from your pueblo in Chihuahua. More likely you are writing on a computer that you bought with your USA welfare check living the high life on conservative Christian’s dollars.

        Go back to Mexico if you love La Raza so much.

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          1. L.N

            Aren’t you guilty of the same thing? Come here, and either praise the rest of the witless writers or condemn those that actually think for themselves.

          2. August Weisz

            No I write investigative journals. I make posts that are not just “replies” to others works.
            I occasionally disagree with others in the fellowship.

          3. L.N

            Don’t pull the ‘investigative’ crap, you’re nothing more than a blogger that bitches about stuff that he hates.

          4. August Weisz

            I don’t have a blog. The church does not allow them.

            I post helpful pieces all the time. Please check out “advice for college men”

            I also cover sports news often.

          5. L.N

            So you’re apart of the slave trade, eh? Obviously you are, you referred to someone as ‘your Korean’.

            What do you call your ‘articles’? They’re LOGGED in a WEB site and contains your own personal thoughts on a subject matter. That’s a blog dipshit, through-and-through.

          6. L.N

            You just went and called him ‘your Korean’. That’s not describing his job or his relation with you, that’s just being insulting and sounds more like you own him than anything.

          7. L.N

            Assistant, coworker, whatever his position is, friend, something other than his race. That’s like if a black man said “my Caucasian went and fixed my computer for me”, it doesn’t make you sound very reasonable when it comes to race. Would YOU like it if someone said that you were his Caucasian? Let’s say your boss at a job is a non-white person and s/he starts calling you his/her Caucasian. It’d be pretty damn rude of him/her, wouldn’t it?

          8. L.N

            If you can’t come up with a description for someone other than their race, then you’re not doing yourself any favors. You can call him your tech guy, the guy who fixes your computer, your neighbor, friend, anything else.

          9. L.N

            You’re referencing his skills with a computer to being Korean. That’s still insulting to every other Korean out there. Being good with computers is not apart of a Korean’s heritage, that just means that the person in question is good with computers.

          10. jebediah

            OMFG, @August Weisz, this was the MOST-FUCKING-HILARIOUS troll I have ever read!!!!

            I was LITERALLY rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

            “L.N, hes not my slave, I pay him well, What should I call him?” How do you come up with this shit? Dude, you’re a satirical ARTIST!!! Impromptu, no less. :)

        1. DJ Rattlehead

          Oh,. not only are these people ignorant perverts,. but they are racist too. DO YOU NOT SEE YOURSELF IN THE WAYS THAT I DESCRIBE YOU? YOU ARE RACIST, PERVERTED LIARS! And even GOD would agree with me.

          Talking to US about getting our facts straight? HAVE YOU READ THE ARTICLE HERE? Let me ask you,. where did the graph facts come from?

          I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SOURCES. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT RIDICULOUS GRAPH? I should make one up myself and post it about Christians.

          You ask why am I angry? BECAUSE I HAVE READ YOUR LIES ABOUT ME AND THEY ARE ALL PERVERTED NONSENSE!

          Your going to hell,. you DO KNOW this don’t you? Better lube up your ass because Satan is going to have his way with you

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        2. DJ Rattlehead

          HEY PEOPLE!! KEEP GETTING THE RACIST COMMENTS OUT OF THESE IDIOTS! THAT WAY THEY CAN BE SHUT DOWN AS A HATE GROUP!

          YOU WILL BE DESTROYED! I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE IT MY LIFE’S GOAL! I AM TURNING YOU OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES TOMORROW AS A RACIST HATE GROUP!

          At the very LEAST you will have to spend your money on legal defense,..

          You think I’m joking? Lolol,. you just wait and see racist pricks.

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    2. Human

      Or another Spanish speaker, or does your knowledge of geography not extend as far as the other side of the Atlantic? Ah, who cares if it’s for the comedy / troll effect, eh?

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        1. Xander

          Uh, most Mexicans speak Spanish. “Or another Spanish speaker”: read the comment properly before making your own, dipshit. Compared to your KKK-type “organisation” (because I have serious doubts whether you could get anything organised behind your curtain of bullshit), NOTHING is racist. I am in fact a middle-class white male, but I still believe that racism is wrong, and I have lived in foreign countries for the majority of my life. What I’ve learned is that no-one is above another in terms of colour of their skin. What they can be judged on is their perception of skin colour, and the judgements they make on it. You are a sad, close-minded and pathetic excuse for a person, I hope your daughters realise it, and get the hell out of your house as soon as they can – for their sake. I can’t imagine what kind of Christian brainwash you put on them every day.

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    3. Satan's bitch

      What I find funny about this is that Jesus was supposedly born in Bethlehem which would make him Palestinian.

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    4. I am God ....

      YOU Racist Fuck Face … Your are a Hypocrite … You are not even worthy of the lowest pits of hell !

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      1. Bruce Danus

        *you’re

        Please use proper english so we know you are not a foreign terrorist devil lover.

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  18. John H

    This is the biggest fabrication to provoke hate mongering I’ve seen since Hitler initiated the 3rd Reich. No where in any of this nonsense is actual proof or factual information on anything that is reality involving these bands and “The big 4″ (Other than perhaps Metallica meaning “red” in some other language)

    Food For Thought:

    1. The author of this has absolutely never been to a heavy metal show involving any of these bands and neither have any of you bible thumpers joining in on this nonsense.

    2. The reason this “Concert” was Dubbed “The Big 4″ is because it showcases the FOUR BIGGEST BANDS ALIVE IN METAL TODAY. Not some backwoods interpretation of satan urinating on people.

    3. Lead Singer of Megadeth is an Outspoken Christian.

    4. The pictures shown are of the “goth” subculture about 1% of whom attend these concerts are involved with it.

    5. The Chart involving Gay anal sex should have the church involved too, I’m sure it’d score over 100% with the amazing amount of pedophiles teaching your children fairy tales every Sunday. Not to mention, most attendee’s of these bands concerts would be considered “homophobic”

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  19. bruce656

    What fucking kills me is this line right here:

    “Anthrax takes their name from the Muslim terrorist’s favorite chemical to send to people in the mail.”

    This so fucked in so many ways. First, the perpitrator(s) of the 2001 anthrax attacks were never identified, so to say it was orchestrated by Muslim terrorists sounds like typical Fox News fearmongering bullshit.

    Secondly, it is important to note that it was the /2001/ anthrax attacks. The band formed up in 1981. A quick and completely non-scientific (much like the graph in this article) search of Google for “Anthrax”+”mail” turns up no results earlier than 2001. So … so what you’re saying is that the band took their name from a non-proven terrorist event, which was to occur twenty years /after/ the band was created? Right. Guess I’ll have to take that one on faith.

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    1. Xander

      Because faith is a powerful motivator. It’s what makes morons such as Tyson Bowers III exist. I’m sure Tyson’s enjoying the company of a cute church choir boy as we speak, so we can just revel in that fact for a while. At least until he cums. Same time next week, anyone?

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  20. Danny

    Wow… laughable article, but it’s all good publicity for the gig, so thanx man. I’m sure Slayer, Metallica and co are laughing all the way to the bank.

    And also, your “anal sex” graphic will sell a bunch of extra tickets for the curious Vatican priests! Hypocrites.

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        1. Claire

          “That generation’s males have been emasculated to new lows.”

          What’s up with guys and their fear of emasculation? What’s wrong with emasculation?

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      1. METAL ANGEL

        IF YOU EVER PLACE A FOOT ON MY TOWN I WILL KICK YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS SO HARD THAT YOUR ANUS WILL BE BLEEDING FOREVER…..

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          1. L.N

            That was aimed at you jackass. You don’t know who Metal Angel is, and she even commented on having a husband, so explain why she’d be at a gay bar.

      2. DJ Rattlehead

        Did you really just say that? Metal music is the most testosterone driven music going. You people are truly fucked. Seriously,. you all are nut jobs. NOBODY with any sense believes your filth anyways,. and for those of you homo bashing,. I bet you like to think of peckers in your mouth whilst pulling one off in the shower. That is how most homophobes are. COME ON NOW,. YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT YOU FUCKING CHRISTIAN QUEERS!

        Now,. how do you like that? YOU DON’T? Oh,. let me guess,. you can dish out the lies and bashing but you can’t take it. You don’t like it when someone talks about YOU that way but you just LOVE spreading LIES about others.

        Fucking idiots,. your mothers should have aborted you all.

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      3. Dee

        Could anybody please explain what’s wrong with gays? What sort of hysteria? I’ve never seen this word mentioned so often before.

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  21. rober nolvac

    mas destruction and death don’t you believe in armageddon you guys are idiots satin won’t destroy your religion science will

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  22. Metalhead

    This annoyed me so much for disrepecting my favourite bands…
    In the words of metallica: KILL ‘EM ALL ( with them, I mean, you… )
    You don’t understand metal, you motherfuckers

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  23. Metal Angel

    Are you serious?? Are you guys really this close minded?? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

    Anal sex festival??? HAHAHAHA you gotta be kidding me…

    U know what pisses me more?? That u condemn this festival for all this nonsense, and you may be right now in front of your computer, browsing through a couple of underaged porn websites jerking off!!! GGGRRRR!!! And then write all of this stupid crap claiming your holiness!!!

    U all are full of BULLSHIT!!!

    Besides, by looking at your pictures you look pretty gayish to me!!! I think you jerk off watching young males getting forced to engage on BLOODY ANAL SEX!!!

    Please GROW UP!

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  24. Claire

    “You come here, repeat the same thing, but never contribute.”

    And what do you contribute, other than racism and sexism? Proof that college-educated 48-year-old retirees and fathers have atrocious grammar?

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    1. Bruce Danus

      Claire, I did not want to give you a “condemn” click since we are soon to be married, but I feel I needed to put my foot down about the way you are talking to my good christian brothers. August, Tyson, Stephenson, Iceman, Alex and the rest are all just trying to help you and the rest of this Satan filled world realize what is going on under your own nose. When we are finally married Claire, I believe you will treat this great men with the respect and admiration they deserve.

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  25. METAL ANGEL

    My husband says that he’s not into that kind of music and will never go to a concert like that….and he always tells the truth!!!

    However, he also said that YOU GUYS LOOK PRETTY GAY, AND THAT YOU WILL GO TO THIS CONCERT JUST TO SEE IF YOU GET LUCKY ENOUGHT TO GET SOME ANAL ACTION… MAYBE YOU’D BE PART OF THE GAY OR THE FORCED STATISTICS…. LOL

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  26. METAL ANGEL

    My husband says that he’s not into that kind of music and will never go to a concert like that….and he always tells the truth!!!

    However, he also said that YOU GUYS LOOK PRETTY GAY, AND THAT YOU WILL GO TO THIS CONCERT JUST TO SEE IF YOU GET LUCKY ENOUGHT TO GET SOME ANAL ACTION… MAYBE YOU’D BE PART OF THE GAY OR THE FORCED STATISTICS…. LOL

    GOOD LUCK ON THAT!!!!!! ]:-P

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        1. DJ Rattlehead

          Don’t expect statistics out of these assholes LN,. they can’t do anything but LIE, HATE and NAME CALL,. such Christian virtues,.

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          1. L.N

            How is that a sign? You hit a key once and it makes everything in caps. That does not equal any form of obesity whatsoever.

      1. METAL ANGEL

        Writing all in CAPS makes fucking losers like ALL OF YOU DISCRIMINATING MOTHERFUCKERS easier to READ!!!! ASSWIPES!

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    1. Ian

      That comment just proves that you are a liar, you have no idea what this person looks like, if this is an alleged investigative report or what ever where is the proof? Did you get raped at a metal show? i bet you love the cock and write bullshit like this so people dont suspect you!

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  27. Blanche Beecham

    These children look like filthy unwashed drug heads. I can hardly believe my eyes!

    Tyson, that young Abigail two floors down in the office complex is an extreme couponer and recovering soap hoarder. Since I have received solo flight license, I can drop approximately 15K bars of soap on this crowd with the a ChristWire coupon for a free Bible – once they clean up of course. We can talk about it in Monday’s meeting. It will be glorious!

    Thank you for publishing this opportunity to witness the word in action.

    Praise be,
    BB

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      1. Blanche Beecham

        Well, I was going to ask someone to drive the Mission volunteer fire truck. We need a good strong hose man to spray these filthy sycophants of Satan down.

        Would you be available. I’ll bring sandwiches and lemonade.

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        1. James

          Oh, I think we have a little affair going on here between Ms. Beecham and Mr. Winkle… You go you “good strong hose man” you!!!!

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          1. METAL ANGEL

            James SSSHHHH How will you say that?? Adultery ifs a deadly sin, these “saints” may not be capable of something so sinfully dreadful

            😉 hahahaha

  28. Ted Bundy

    How do August and Tom know so much about gay stuff? How long did you spend thinking up “anal sin docking”?

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  29. METAL ANGEL

    Ice Van Winkle, August Weisz: And you call yourself Christians??

    It is my understanding that the First commandment as written on the Bible and Said by Jesus Christ itself is: “Jesus answered, “The most important is,’Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one. And you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ The second is this:’You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.”- Mark 12:29-31

    I wonder where does being so discriminating towards FAT people, ELDERLY, BLACK people, and many other discrimination read solely in this article(God knows how many more you’ve got in your heart); is part of that SECOND commandment “YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF”

    You don’t have the right to be called Christian if you don’t LIVE UP to this.

    So you know what? Whatever you say, write or do in favor of your faith falls apart in front of God’s eyes with this kind of attitude.

    You have no right to point with a finger when the other four are pointing at yourself.

    Remember BROTHER, “…He who is without sin among you, let him be the first to throw a stone …” John 8:7

    God Bless You and forgive you for all your nonsense!! 😉

    Have a reflective Good Friday and a Happy and Blessed Easter!!!

    Reply
    1. L.N

      Apparently these douchebags think that only rich, white, old conservative men are their neighbors and everyone else is just a hindrance.

      Reply
      1. Blanche Beecham

        LN,

        Hate is blinding you. If I were a filthy, succubi for Satan’s scepter, I would want someone to step in and correct the situation. Even if that means dragging me out of the loud din of debachery through a mosh pitted hoard of splayed homosexual writhing bodies, naked and cold with my wits barely intact.

        It is about loving others as you love yourself.

        Reply
          1. L.N

            Obviously she’s the exception. She believes that women shouldn’t pursue jobs and should be tools used by man…except for her, because she’s a special little snow flake.

        1. DJ Rattlehead

          “Even if that means dragging me out of the loud din of debauchery through a mosh pitted hoard of splayed homosexual writhing bodies, naked and cold with my wits barely intact.

          It is about loving others as you love yourself.”
          —————————-

          LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok,. I get it,. this is all just a big joke. You REALLY didn’t just write those two things in the same post did you? You people are lower scum then crackheads. It is truly Satan’s cock that you are sucking bitch. Not Gods.

          Reply
      1. METAL ANGEL

        Ice Van Winkle…. I just have to laugh @ you…

        If I am evil you may be Satan itself, for your words are so full of hatred.

        Just so you know I don’t need to be saved, since my soul pertains to God since my birth. I am a confess christian, and I am a MEtal Music follower… I am proudly a Christian Metal!! And I’ve NEVER seen anything like that happened in any of them.

        I take it that you’ve never been to one, therefore you have NO RIGHT to judge.

        First study, go, experience, and then judge!!

        😉

        By the way, there are a lot of Christian Metal Bands too.. are they also Satan’s worshipers?????

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          1. DJ Rattlehead

            Well then Christian metal EXIST! Because we ALL know that Christian porn does! Only if they are underage though,.

            Face it fuckers,. you won’t win this war. Your replies are not fact based,. they are simply more insults and lies piled upon one another. Do me and the world a favor and remove this fucking article. You sick pieces of shit.

            hahahahaha,. boy am I glad that I have come across this today. I HAVE NOW FOUND THE ENEMY GOD! AND I WILL DO EVERYTHING THAT I CAN TO STRIKE THESE UNBELIEVERS DOWN! Lmao,. you people call yourselves righteous. EVEN THE REAL CHRISTIANS ARE LAUGHING AT YOU!

  30. Mac

    No wonder you so called Christians get mocked. Flanders would be proud of your lies! Not very Christian your insults, predjudiced views and fabricated outlandish bullshit. I always knew that poius self serving American God-botherers were ignorant dumb hicks but your level of numbskullery is beyond description. I haven’t had as good a laugh at you religious whacko’s since.. well.. last week! Go die of brain aids.. or whatever other made up crap you digest… haha

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  31. JUAN

    HEY MEN.

    YOU ARE CRAZY. READ MORE TO METAL MUSIC. THE LYRICS ARE LYRICS NO MORE.

    THE RELIGION IS ALSO DRIVEN BY SICK FANS.

    THIS ARTICLE IS COMPLETY UNFUCUS.

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      1. METAL ANGEL

        I’m sorry Ice Van Winkle but I think you’ll burn in Hell!!

        More discrimination????? Illegal Immigrant?? Homo-coded?? GOD!!!

        You are a SHAME to Christians!!

        Ugh!! You disgust me!!

        Please refer to my earlier post on the most important Commandments given by Jesus Christ!

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  32. Faithful

    Haha…and they call themselves ‘Innocent Christians?’ Their tongues and hearts appear to be darker than those of the supposed ‘heathens’ that they condemn. ‘Hate is blinding you?’ How ironic for this to be said by the blinded.

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      1. Faithful

        Thanks. I just can’t stand people like this. They’re USING religion rather than PRACTICING it. It’s ver saddening…

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  33. METAL ANGEL

    OMG!!!

    HAHAHAHA I’m done with you guys… This brainwashing of yours was so good.

    I’ll give you a nice list of bands that leads all these “lost souls” to light!!! Look out!!! maybe your kids are secretly listening to them, since the messages of their songs are much more enlightening than this website:

    * 12 Stones
    * BarlowGirl
    * Bleach
    * Children 18-3
    * Day of Fire
    * Decyfer Down
    * Demon Hunter
    * Devin Williams
    * Disciple
    * Eowyn
    * Everyday Sunday
    * FM Static
    * Fades Away
    * Fireflight
    * Flyleaf
    * Forthangel
    * Harvest Bloom
    * Jonah33
    * Krystal Meyers
    * Kutless
    * Light Up The Darkness
    * Manafest
    * POD
    * Petra
    * Pillar
    * Project 86
    * Red
    * Relient K
    * Seventh Day Slumber
    * Shaken
    * Silverline
    * Flyleaf
    * Spoken
    * Stavesacre
    * Stryper
    * Superchic[k]
    * Switchfoot
    * The Letter Black
    * Thousand Foot Krutch
    * We As Human
    * As I Lay Dying
    * August Burns Red
    * Becoming The Archetype
    * Blindside
    * Brian Head Welch
    * Bride
    * Demon Hunter
    * Disciple
    * East West
    * Extol
    * Fades Away
    * Forevertree
    * ForthAngel
    * Haste The Day
    * I Am Terrified
    * Ilia
    * Klank
    * Kutless
    * Light Up The Darkness
    * Living Sacrifice
    * Mortification
    * Norma Jean
    * Oh, Sleeper
    * POD
    * Project 86
    * Red
    * Seven System
    * Shaken
    * Short Notice
    * Skillet
    * Soul Embraced
    * Spoken
    * Stryper
    * The Devil Wears Prada
    * The Showdown
    * Tourniquet
    * Underoath
    * War of Ages
    * We As Human
    * Whitecross

    And I recommend you Flyleaf’s song “All around me” and “Cassie” and P.O.D.’s “Alive”

    Check ’em out on Youtube or ChristianRock.net

    And if being a Christian Metal had brought me so many blessings from God, then so be it!! :) AMEN!!

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      1. Faithful

        Oh…theres another typo Sir Winkle. You forgot the ‘your’ after the ‘for’ in your first sentence. I suppose this makes you an Illegal Immigrant according to your earlier statements?

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      2. METAL ANGEL

        Anal Bleach????? OMG!! you are so obsessed with anal action… there’s no band on that List with such name… HAHAHAHA

        I wonder what you’re doing at this time on the Internet, instead of being in bed with your lovely wife or reading the bible to your kids!?LOL

        I don’t need your prayers, as they may send me straight to Hell with you!! NO WAY!!! THANKS but NO THANKS!

        I can Pray on my own! 😉 And I’m very good at it!

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  34. METAL ANGEL

    Exactly!!! :)

    Well… I’m going to bed!!! Is useless to keep wasting my time here with these closed minded people!!

    Good Night!

    Reply
      1. L.N

        Was Jesus white or not? How’s that for a starter?

        Let’s take a peek into your head and let’s see how you tick.

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    1. L.N

      Ah, still lying I see. Where in the bible does it say that a man from Israel 2000 years ago, when traveling was at a minimum, is white?

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    2. wow

      That’s called a metaphor, dumbass. It’s saying he was pure in heart, spirit, and mind. You clearly have no real grasp on what the bible even says.

      Reply
    1. L.N

      “The current dominant opinion among historians and scientists is that he was most likely a Galilean Jew and thus would have features which resemble modern-day persons of Middle Eastern descent”

      Right from the start of the link you posted.

      Congrats, you not only failed to realize that Jesus couldn’t have been white, you used wikipedia, a site that anyone can edit quite easily, to ‘prove’ something that should be in the bible, THE THING YOU JUST FUCKING READ.

      And apparently you believe that men are lesbians, so congrats, you inadvertently damned all men alive, assuming your god is a vengeful, conniving bastard who hates homosexuals.

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      1. Bruce Danus

        Actually L.N, if all men were lesbians, instead of the 3% that are homogays, the world would be a much better place and would surely not be “damned” as you you say. Also, God is not conniving, but sometimes He is vengeful when it comes to the evil homogay propaganda such as you are spewing from your mouth.

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    2. Faithful

      No, the bible is NOT clear. That is why there have been so many interpretations of it. I’m quite sure that insults are not deemed as “holy” by many REAL devout Christians either.

      Reply
          1. L.N

            Charlton Heston is still white dumbass. Tanned, but white. Jesus was Middle Eastern. Big difference.

          2. August Weisz

            Caucasians were created, other races evolved, this is proof the savior was Caucasian.
            The term white bothers me. If I go to home depot and ask for “white paint” it looks nothing like me.

          3. L.N

            If white people were created first, how do you explain the middle eastern tan of the Jewish people and why a jewish woman was chosen to bear the child of God, who in-turn blended in with the Egyptians (which meant that he had to have the same color of skin as them)? Why were other races even necessary? After all, if God made everything and made Man in his image, then why are there black people, or asians, or white, or any other possible race/color you can think of? Why are we all ‘different’ if we’re supposed to be made in the image of one creator?

        1. Captain Obvious

          There are tons. Ethiopia has a huge population of Mizrahi Jews, and they’re nothing new. Next time you’re thinking about spouting nonsense like this about something you know absolutely nothing about, try doing a bit of research first so you can avoid looking as foolish as you currently do to people who actually know what they’re talking about.

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    1. L.N

      Jews CAN be Caucasian, and living near the equator has no impact on skin color, especially for so long. By that logic, everyone in the Middle East is Caucasian, which is nothing short of insulting to those who are proud of their heritage.

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      1. DJ Rattlehead

        L.N. Keep getting the racist remarks out of this daddy fucked alter boy. I’ll be passing it all on to the authorities asap. Good work man!

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        1. jebediah

          Sorry to burst your bubble, but the “authorities” don’t give a rat’s ass about perceived racism on a parody website.

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    2. Non- Ignorant Christian

      Judaism is not a race. “It’s a religion and just like Christianity, it comes in a variety of skin tones.

      Reply
  35. IVW

    I’ve made like 10 comments, none of which showed up. After I logged it, this comment got through.

    Anyone know why that would be?

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        1. Tyson Bowers III

          I have the authorities tracking the IP address from the Rattlesnake user. We think he is a hacker.

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  36. IVW

    Ok, I guess I am going to call it a night. I can’t post under my real identity, only this fake one. Maybe in the AM I can post again.

    God Bless America!

    Reply
    1. heathen

      Because you don’t want you black boss to know you hate him? You are a fucking pussy, hide behind your bible.

      Reply
  37. Mary Katherine Gallagher

    It is quite obvious from the statements made by the writer of this article and his supporters that that they themselves are indeed, closet homosexuals and possibly even child predators themselves. It is disgusting to watch how far freedom of speech goes in this country..and even more so..in the name of Jesus Christ. It is you all who will rot in hell, not the ones you attempt to draw attention to in order to deflect from yourselves.

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  38. Dee

    About the graphics, can the author proove the reason of increasing number of murders was metal or “conductors” or provide a link to the source? When you blame, give an evidence

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  39. Karl Kardynal Kolishnakov

    I was hoping to have this clarified,so was Satan created by god so he could have a scapegoat or was Satan before god which destroys the fabrication of god creating everything in existence today? Oh, and I do love the excerpt from Wikipedia in that reply because we all know that it is 100% truthful information and can not be edited by just anyone on the internet.

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  40. Harry Johnson

    look, metal is awesome. period. and i really hope you come in protest to the big 4 because i want to laugh in your face. and then on sunday, i would love to play against you in a round of golf and beat you. we could even make it interesting with a little wager… you win, i conform to your ways and give up metal, i win, you denounce this article and approve of all types of metal everywhere.

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  41. How1ard

    Your article is very easy to pull apart with the use of facts. Something religion in general has never been comfortable with.
    On Megadeth you say “Their newest song “Countdown to Extinction””
    That is the title track to the album which was released in 1992. A FACT that you could have easily checked on Google if you were actually interested in truth. You would have also found that Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine is a bible carrying Christian.

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  42. Captain Obvious

    This is unabashedly ignorant, worthless, unresearched, stereotypical, judgmental, paranoid, pathetic, utterly untruthful horsesh*t. If the person who wrote this article doesn’t experience stress induced stomach cramps while they’re reading this dreck as they come to realize the plain immorality of marginalizing a large group of totally innocent yet aesthetically different people solely for the opportunity to give their readership the equivalent of a fear mongering, socio-political hand job, they should probably look into a career of making Jesus cartoon pamphlets. You’re about as much of a journalist as someone who works the register at Rite Aid is a doctor. Even if you think much of this information is a joke, you can clearly see by some of the comments that many people don’t and are acting on the paranoid delusions that you’re cramming into their brain box. You make America worse with every word you type.

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  43. Confused

    I’m sorry I only just saw this link on facebook and have no prior knowledge of your website is this serious or a joke?

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  44. heathen

    You all realize that they are doing this to get a rise out of you, don’t you. They said everything they had too to get you pissed off at them so they could have fuel for the fire. If anything, it may very well be one person doing this for fun. If by chance these are real bigots, it’s only proof that “Christianity is the new Terrorism.” You are wasting your time arguing with these people, they will just keep going. That’d why they personally attack every person that writes on here.

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  45. Bee

    all of what you just said in this article,is false…stupid…and hilarious. You are an idiot,and this is why people hate Christians,and why I left the church.

    hahaha god your an idiot!

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  46. heathen

    Oh, one more thing. YOU, put a picture of a guy’s penis on here(the guy with the pink guitar). Very Christian.

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  47. King

    You are stupid bastards and bitches.You’re loosing your temper cuz your fuckin god and church loosing control under people’s minds and hearts.Go and fuck yourself. FOR HEAVY METAL WE WILL DIE!!

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    1. manowarrior

      This is my music and i love it i would die for heavy metal to live on!!!!!!!!!! “METAL IS FOREVER” -primal fear

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    2. Ice Van Winkle

      Actually, heavy metal is losing its fan base year by year. Light Jazz is becoming much more popular per capita. So I think the days are numbered for this decrepit lumbering beast of a music genre.

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      1. Anonymous 5360

        False. The blues are gaining majority in terms of fan-base. And, this contributes to the metal community.

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  48. Vinny Zupo

    The author of this article and those of you that believe the shit on this website are ALL FUCKING STUPID! Number one God doesn’t exist, he never has and never will. When you all die your going in a fucking box in the ground and that is the end. You people need to take your head out of your god damn asses and realize that homosexuality isn’t wrong and neither is this music. The music is to get a release of pent up anger and frustration that people like you stow upon us metal heads. AND, this music is the furthest thing from satanic and goth music. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! I’m seriously about to go burn down some Christian churches tonight. =) Have a good one and FUCK OFF!

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  50. Ice Van Winkle

    Oops, sorry I seemed to have switched those previous statements around. Should have been God bless the souls that will be saved at this event! Thank God for the 1000’s of souls that were lost by this article!

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    1. Blanche Beecham

      The creator does not control the created. We have free will. When we deny gods word we sin.

      Yes, God created Satan, but Satan chose a humanist path and to interpret God’s will in the interest of humanity.

      You are free to make wrong and damnable choices. As a quality control measure and to keep others from making the same poor choices, your sin must be publicized and reviewed.

      It’s called witnessing.

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      1. L.N

        It’s also called being a stuck-up bitch who demonizes people who have ideas that she doesn’t agree with simply because she’s been brainwashed to believe so, yet refuses to seek help or acknowledge that she’s wrong.

        You want to call others out on their ‘sins’, yet whenever anyone brings up your own, you become offended.

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      2. Ice Van Peniswrinkle

        So you are telling me to become a Witness? Hmm I might have to check that religion out since the only thing you have is a Zombie who we have to hide eggs from and a guy who was high off his ass talking to a bush that was on fire. Thank you Blanche Beecham for setting me free from this lie of a religion and telling me to become a Jehovah witness! May Allah praise you!!

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  51. James

    Ok I have a serious question; on the graph it just says “amount”. What amount? Is it supposed to represent overall through the whole crowd? or be representative of amount per 1,000? or 10,000?

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  52. Interesting How It Wasnt Answered

    I was hoping to have this clarified,so was Satan created by god so he could have a scapegoat or was Satan before god which destroys the fabrication of god creating everything in existence today?

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      1. Beau Rarig

        Oh my god, I love your comments. I have some questions for you:

        1. There are thousands of different religions in the world, and in the vast majority of cases people follow the dominant faith of the culture they were born into. Is it not arrogant and self-centred to think that your faith is the “true” one and all the others are false?

        2. What is the point of prayer? Surely your god knows what you are going to pray for beforehand – and has already decided on his course of action. Is it not absurd to think that you can persuade god to change his mind?

        3. Why does god insist that you worship him? Is he insecure – or an egomaniac?

        4. Matthew 1:16 “And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus.”
        Luke 3:23 “And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.”
        The bible is full of contradictions – explain how, even with just the small and fairly insignificant contradiction above, the bible can be the infallible word of god.

        5. Thomas Paine: “Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and for my own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel.”
        Please explain why the bible is referred to as the “good book”.

        6. Thomas Paine was referring to the old testament in the above quote. Please explain why the god of the old testament (an angry, vengeful god, worthy of scorn not worship) – is so different from the god talked about in the new testament.

        7. (regarding creation)
        a. “In the beginning God created the heaven and earth” … what was god doing before “the beginning”, and where did he reside?
        b. Explain how god made light, then separated light from darkness, BEFORE he had created the sun, moon and stars.
        c. Explain why “he made the stars also” – countless billions of them – at the end of the forth day, when it had taken him all of the previous time to work on just one small planet.
        d. “And God set them [the stars] in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth”. We know that the stars are not set in anything, and they are rather more than just light-givers (particularly as most cannot even been seen from earth). Why is god so ignorant about his own creation?

        8. Thomas Paine: “When I am told that a woman called Mary said that she was with child without any co-habitation with a man, and that her betrothed husband Joseph said that an angel told him so [in a dream!] I have a right to believe them or not; such a circumstance requires a much stronger evidence than their bare word for it; but we have not even this – for neither Joseph nor Mary wrote any such matter themselves; it is only reported by others they said so – it is hearsay upon hearsay, and I do not choose to rest my belief upon such evidence.”
        Please explain why you believe that Mary was a virgin mother.

        9. Please also explain why you believe that Jesus rose from the dead, and why the accounts in the bible of this event conflict.

        10. Jesus apparently died for us, facing god’s wrath in our place. Why did he have to do this? Why couldn’t god forgive us anyway? Why does god – a perfect being – have negative, human-based emotions like anger and wrath? Is not the whole concept absurd?

        11. Please attempt to justify eternal damnation. Surely even the most evil people who ever lived (Hitler, Stalin etc.) don’t deserve to be horrifically punished for eternity (and I don’t think many Christians have really thought about what eternity really is).

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      2. Beau Rarig

        You guys actually think The Big Four event will get people to homosexually rape each other? REALLY??????? I am happy to point out that I was at a Slayer and Megadeth concert not to long ago, and there was NO ONE DIED

        In the Old Testament, there was an angel called “The Satan” who was a servant in God’s court. Satan literally means “adversary” in hebrew. His function was to do God’s dirty work and test the faith of God’s chosen. Like a prosecuting attorney, The Satan was an adversary of Man, not God. By the time the New Testament was written, the role of Satan became twisted. Many believe this was due to the influence of Zoroastrianism or Persian dualism which began before 600 B.C. In Zoroastrianism, the Creator Ahura Mazda is all good, and no evil originates from Him. Thus, in Zoroastrianism good and evil have distinct sources, with evil (druj) trying to destroy the creation of Mazda (asha), and good trying to sustain it.

        This is where Christianity became blinded by hypocrisy. The introduction of Satan as the enemy of God goes completely against the idea of a monotheistic system. Christians blind to reason should refer to Isaiah 45:7, “I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.” Islamic fundamentalists and Christians describe themselves as monotheists, but practice dualism; they imagine a devil opposed to the creator, but creation cannot be divided against itself.

        Here is another concern. If God created Satan, then God is Satan. You cannot create something unless it is a manifestation of your own will. How can you make a computer if you don’t know how? You would have to base it on knowledge of that computer, or in this case, God’s knowledge of “evil.” So, God is evil. If God created hell, he’d have to know about eternal torment, meaning God is tormented. If God created humans, and humans are imperfect, God is imperfect.

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  53. Eat Shit

    This is hilarious! I’m posting it to FB now just to show how insanely idiotic Christians are! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I will especially always treasure deeply the line dark lord of soul raping into their bodies!!!! Thank you for this!!!

    and p.s. FUCK ALL OF YOU :)

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    1. Non- Ignorant Christian

      Please don’t apply these beliefs towards all Christians. Not all of us agree with the lies in this article. Many Christians LOVED the big 4 and had a fantastic time.

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  55. Jake

    ok so im christian but this misic is amazzing im not sure how stupid you have to be metallica is a name slayer is a name and anthrax is a NAME!!!! for gods sake quite bashing these bands because they are beter than all the pop crap that sings about drugs and sex……..and anouther thing who the hell do you think you are to be bashing the big 4!? im prittydamnd sure ther is NOTHING in the bible that sais these are concerts trying to open a portal to hell and that gays and satanists are all ther also what IS said in the bible is that all men are equal so i dont care if you worship satan or you like to be gay you are humasn and you hav freedom of choice wich god gave to us and befor you go and bash musslims they worship the same god as christians and jews do the God of abraham its the same god just a diffrent way im catholic and i realy believe that peaple remarking twords great bands like this is wat makes peaple turn ther backs on ther church honestly just leave us METALHEADS alon and dont judge us after all YOU ARNT GOD!!!!!!!! stay (sic) and keep it METAL!!m/m/

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  56. Floorbound

    I fell out of my chair laughing at this. Christwire is the best website ever. Can’t find something as hilarious as this anywhere else on the internet.

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  57. ED

    i doubt anyone on this site has ever read “A Modest Proposal”, except for maybe ice and august. i’m sure they loved it. i love this site. praise jesus!

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      1. Greenstar

        why do you guys even come here if your just gonna talk crap? how about instead of typing shit to the people who do this site, go to school. you might learn a thing or two and eventually see the ways off this site.

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  58. Ice Van Peniswrinkle

    So who was first, your god or Satan? you seem to not want to answer, is it because you don’t know or because you are afraid to think that someway your god is a lie written in a little book that people years ago decided to start writing in to pass the time due to having nothing to do other than wait for death?

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  59. ady

    as you are giving meanings out to names of things i think you will find that christwire .org stands for “bunch of obsessed fanatics who talk out of bum holes” according the the black bible and yes i do eat red meat with potatos and carrots i m bad arent i but at least i aint deluded

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  60. ED THE METALHEAD CHRISTIAN

    Ice, August, Blanche. the following are especially for and about you.
    Matthew 24:24 For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect.

    Hebrews 12:1 Therefore, since we are surrounded by so great a cloud of witnesses, let us also lay aside every weight, and sin which clings so closely, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us,

    Hebrews 5:12 For though by this time you ought to be teachers, you need someone to teach you again the basic principles of the oracles of God. You need milk, not solid food,

    Colossians 2:8 See to it that no one takes you captive by philosophy and empty deceit, according to human tradition, according to the elemental spirits of the world, and not according to Christ.

    Revelation 20:10 And the devil who had deceived them (Ice) was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur where the beast and the false prophet (August & Blanche) were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

    BE AFRAID- BE VERY AFRAID. YOU ACTIONS ARE OF SATAN YE WHO BEAR FALSE WITNESS IN THE NAME OF THE LORD.

    AS FOR METAL – IT IS MUSIC THAT IS ALL- TO SUGGEST THAT IT HAS ANY POWER OVER G-D IS SATANIC IN ITSELF- OH BUT YOU ARE AMERICAN- THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING-
    RETARDED RACIST ASSHOLES

    who needs satan when you lot are doing his job from the inside!!
    G-d is great- you are fake
    YOU will be burning in hellfire.

    by a TRUE Christian.

    PS Jesus loves Motorhead – I listen to them with Him every day

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  61. scoot

    HAVING TO LIE YOUR WAY INTO PEOPLE’S OPINIONS NOW EY, SAD FUNDAMENTAL GOD FEARING FOOLS, I HOPE FOR THE DAY YOUR BUBBLE BURSTS & YOU SEE THERE IS NO GOD, NO SATAN, JUST LIFE ENDING, NOTHING, OVER & DONE, I WISH THERE WAS A HELL , JUST FOR YOU FOOLS, ANTI RELIGION, ALL RELIGIONS

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    1. ED THE METALHEAD CHRISTIAN

      @ scoot- i wholeheartedly understand and empathise you – when there are idiots like this who are supposed to be christian yet spout COMPLETE BOLLOCKS – it could make my life quite difficult if i let it- I am a Christian -BUT I am NOTHING like these people- these guys are working for evil! metal rocks – jesus raves- music is the food of love.
      and Scoot- there is a hell for these guys- and they’re in it right now – just read/listen to the crap that comes out their retarded minds!!! do they sound happy in the love of G-d? NO THEY SOUND MENTAL!!

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  62. emma

    Okay then, when you have gotten off your ever so high horses about music and religion then we can talk. Until then go back to praying. By the way we are still waiting for you to have a pop at all other forms of music. May i suggest mozart??? It’s ok to have a pop at metal but how about rave??? hip hop chav cultured music??? ok then lets try jazz and the blues???? Bloody hipocrits it’s ok to use rock music as long as it’s about a supposed man who was a supposed god’s son. By the way it is just a story a myth so to speak. The greeks had lots of gods and goddesses written about in books and other stories but your ever so quick to repute them. Piss off and learn something else then we can talk.

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  63. ED THE METALHEAD CHRISTIAN

    and as for Tyson Bowers pheweee- you have some explaining to do when you meet your maker! people like you make me sick

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  64. Steve

    Yo…
    just so all you jesus loving bible bashers know..
    slayer
    actually stands for: Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot
    😉
    the author of this is a SICK, TWISTED, FREAK!
    i’m 19, a full on metalhead! and i personally am seeing the big 4 at sonisphere in the UK in august.
    Firstly: “the big 4″ has no implication of satan in any way…they were the first 4 thrash metal bands to make an impact on the world of heavy metal so they have been rightly nicknamed…the big 4!!
    secondly: what kind of perverse, abrasive, single minded person believes that metalheads, rockers and the like have bumsex! thats disgusting…and the thought of any kind of fecal activity with a guy is completely and utterly wrong!
    Thirdly: YOU SUCK! ;D

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    1. LightAndTruth

      “i’m 19, a full on metalhead! and i personally am seeing the big 4 at sonisphere in the UK in august.”

      Full on “metalhead” is a good term as your head is cold and solid, closed to The Word of Our Lord and sadly closed to Forgiveness and Salvation

      It’s sad that at such a young age you seem to have put yourself beyond redemption, therefore I and other decent Christian people can only pray for the souls of those that you have set out to pervert and corrupt into wickedness and sin

      “Firstly: “the big 4″ has no implication of satan in any way…they were the first 4 thrash metal bands to make an impact on the world of heavy metal so they have been rightly nicknamed…the big 4!!”

      And why were they the four that came into prominence? They are Satan’s Four Horsemen – others follow in their path as imitators and followers just as you yourself follow the path of darkness. It is through corrupt souls like yourself that Satan can work, and that he can send his four horsemen to do his work.

      Your protestations about anal copulation reek of “methinks you doth protest too much”. God be praised for the decent, moral folk of ChristWire who are not afraid to STAND UP to the Devil and you, his perverted and sick disciples, and SPEAK THE TRUTH that you try to hide. Just as you will have been forcibly initiated into the deviances of the Satanic music world, TRUTH-SPEAKING people KNOW that you in turn will force your deviances onto others and turn them to seek hedonistic pleasure in the forbidden flesh

      YOU WILL BE JUDGED and you will be asked to account for your perversion and sins come your day of reckoning. Your path of fast pleasure and sin will haunt you for an eternity.

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  65. C. Johnson

    Well I’m just glad SOMEBODY knows what goes on at these events. I mean how are the innocent, god loving children of America supposed to grow up with people like that stalking the streets. Praise Jesus!

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  66. Mandragora

    hahaha!!!
    “Anthrax takes their name from the Muslim terrorists favorite chemical to send to people in the mail.”
    Anthrax (the band) was formed in 1981.. do the maths..

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      1. Anonymous 5360

        Which means you are inconsiderate, quick to conclude, under-analytic, white, male, probably live in the suburban area of the south, specifically the deep south. If I were to take a stab at it, I’d say Texas or Louisiana,but I’m not for sure.

        You’re probably a WASP supporter, Klan supporter, and sexist along with racist, and numerous other prejudices.

        Your Picture alone tells me that you believe things should be the way they were back in the 50s or so. Black and white, no sepia, a hard stare at the camera, with a minor smirk, and mustache, all tell me that you’d prefer segregation rather service your black clients. Now, if I had to guess your profession, I’d guess that you work with other people, meaning you do in fact have clientele. Specifically, I can’t conclude what it is.

        Tell me I’m wrong, and swear it by your God.

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  67. Matey

    HHHMMM, i hadnt made up my mind, but after hearing about satanic fornication and vampiric orgies… i will most definitely be going to the big 4 this year!!! BRING ON THE BLOODLETTING BABY XXX

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  68. Satan loves you

    Praising Jebus and all that bullshit may be fun but gettingyour soul raped by the dark lord himself is much much better and pleasurable :) <3

    Open your fucking eyes! Do you even know what the Big 4 is? It's 4 of the most iconic thrash metal bands coming together and performing a weekend gig at Sonisphere Knebworth 2011 for all the dedicated fans. Don't like it? Suck my dick.

    Hail Satan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob50dhVlmb4

    Oh… if you haven't realised all my stuff about 'sucking dick' and 'hailing Satan' is just to wind you up and belittle you because of how fucking pathetic the majority of you are.

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  69. Matey

    WAIT…. do you mean to say theres NOT going to be satanic fornication and vampiric orgies????? cause if not id like to know right now so i dont waste my money on a ticket, i mean i do like the bands, but it was the thought of blood soaked orgies that was really selling it for me, could someone please clear this up for me cause im confused, not in an anal sin docking kind of way, but just in a am i gonna get my vampiric orgie kind of way!!!

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  70. Matey

    OMFG, i love this site, im a metalhead, anti religion, but this is the funniest fucking thing ive read for ages, cant people tell that this is a trolling site?? The supposed christians who are arguing with you all are probably about as christian as the dog shit i scraped off my shoe last night, and they are having a really big laugh at everyone getting offended, i know that i am!! But please, keep on biting, cause this is fucking funny, and i think i might genuinely piss myself if i read much more!!!

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  71. DJ Rattlehead

    Ok ok,. you guys got me,. and got me GOOD!!!! Lmao,. I have spent the last two days trying to figure out how to bring this site down,. and during my research of your site,. I ran across a certain article which interviewed you guys. I’m not going to ‘spill your secret’ as you are artist so to speak,.. and I respect that. But I will say that you had me going for a few days,. you raised my blood pressure and probably brought me closer to death because of this,. but that is ok. It was all in the name of ‘artistic expression’. Lololol,.. All I CAN SAY IS,. YOU GOT ME!

    YOU GUYS ARE GOOD!

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  72. Wes_Apathy

    This is hilarious, because this festival was about rape. Not raping women or men in a crazy satanic orgy but the rape of fans and their money to see four bands that are on their way out as musicians, (except Slayer). But yeah, this article made me laugh WAY too hard. Thanks

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      1. Xander

        Perhaps the face that they are one of the most famous bands of all time, that they were the beginning of a totally new genre of music which has spread around the world? You think that has something to do with it? Slayer inspires more people than your sickening, white-supremacist, evangelist views. Honestly, some of the things you have said on this post make me physically ill. I don’t even know you, and yet I hate everything about you, except your daughters. Tell the oldest one I’ll be there on Tuesday at 7pm to pick her up. She’s going to a Slayer concert with me.

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  73. Zoob94

    i would like to point out that Scott Ian, rhythm guitarist and co-founder of Anthrax, is JEWISH! How, therefore, can their name be about radical Islam?

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  74. Xander

    Ok, I admit it… You got me. I was epicly furious at you guys for a long time… I still think my comments are valid, but the context in which I wrote them is SO embarrassing… You got me pretty good. You gotta be less convincing, guys. You’ve made a lot of people very very angry.

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  75. Ricky

    Honestly, I am a dedicated Christian, and This post is just the most ignorant thing i have ever seen. I went to the big 4 (I keep a strong faith no matter what comes at me) and literally none of this stuff described happened. Anal sex? The dirtiest thing i saw was a girls bra… This post is a disgrace to my fellow Christians. If slayer wants to be satanic, let them. However the lead singer of Megadeth was recently baptized. Metallicas lead singer is a catholic, guitarist a buddhist, and the others I don’t know. So im sorry everyone who found this post stupid( which should be everyone) God bless you guys and if you wanna rock more power to you.

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  76. Ricky

    However I must say to all you anti-religious people, I apologize for the way these people were describing this. Just know that not all Christians are like this. If possible calm down on the negative remarks?

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  77. Aleck

    Christ wire, what on earth are you on about, I am a Christian, I am also a big fan of the Big 4, What you are doing with this article is showing a small sect of fans that perhaps do everything or some of the things you have mentioned, and you are then extending that poor image out to millions of people. “Metallica is Sudanese for “red” and we know Satan’s favorite colored shirt is the color of aborted babies blood” Apples are also red, does this make apples satanic?
    “Slayer…now if that name alone doesn’t perk up your Christian ears, then nothing will. A band named after a word that promotes the killing of innocent Christians. Is this the kind of message you want your kids listening to? I think not!” Ever seen the show “buffy the vampire slayer”? The word slayer has no context so imposing one on it that relates to the killing of Christians is self serving and a form of lying. (Thou shalt not tell lies). Further more if you take words from the bible out of context the message there can also be anti Christian. Want an example? How about “God does not exist” Now the rest of the quote says “These are the words of a fool” What i did there is what you are doing now, you are altering the message to suit you rather than leaving it as is.
    “What a beautiful name! Let’s praise a band that promotes the calling of a massive massacre of people. This band has caused more murder than black hipped hopped music”
    I would like to point out the spelling here, Deth as opposed to Death, deth is actually a unit of measuring radiation which makes megadeth 1000000 = a lot of radiation. Another example of you taking something out of context! If the spelling was Megadeaf would you give it the same meaning?
    “Anthrax takes their name from the Muslim terrorists favorite chemical to send to people in the mail.”
    What can I say about this, It’s just racist! Anthrax isn’t a chemical you retards it is a disease caused by a bacterium called Bacillus anthracis. Attributing this to Muslims is absolutely disgusting and whoever wrote this article is simply a racist biggot and is no more Christian than Satan himself!
    In short Christwire, You have shot yourself in the foot with a big ol’ gun on this one, Everything you based your argument on is either out of context or just stupid!

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  78. annie mal

    i thought true christians didn’t believe in satan….as i am a christian i don’t….but obviously your christian is a cover name for the kkk…true christians love their neighbours whether they are , black, white or any other colour and they don’t hate people because they choose to be gay…hate is a sin and you should learn to forgive…shame on you!!!
    p.s i can’t wait to see the big 4 at sonisphere festival this year

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  79. CyanideBreakfast

    One word – LOL

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all weekend, and I’ve seen some funny things this weekend!

    Before slagging stuff off, the church really should get their facts straight: as a 2nd year biology student, Anthrax is not a chemical. It’s a spore which causes disease -_- lulz

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  80. Yahoo Sirius

    Thanks for the laugh! I don’t even know where to begin, but if you guys want to be taken seriously you ought to start by acting rationally. These claims make muslim fanatics look like well educated western journalists.

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  81. i listen to these bands

    well i was there and none of this shit even happened. god (that doesn’t exist) this is fucking funny anal sex and Gothic gang bangs. i would have liked to know where these were at. ohh and did you know slayer stands for satan laughs as you eternally rot?

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  82. Don

    the body of christ came unto me
    a preacher with cock in his hand
    he wants you to suck on the holy ghost
    and swallow the sins of man

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  83. Gazza

    What a bunch of tools, your close minded, blatantly pathetic comments are what fuel the american public into doing the exact opposite of what you preach, i hope the lot of you story writers get anally breached sometime, hope Blanche goes first!

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  84. Maurice

    Troll Alert! This is a load of crap! Obviously a troll site, but they are doing so much damage to the Christian faith. People aren’t idiots, and they we go to these concerts for the music and to see their music played live – sure there will be drugs and alcohol and sex, but no more than what’s going on in the schools and house parties nowadays. Anyway, for what the journalism is concerned, there aren’t any research done to provide these kinds of statistics – come on – vampire sex, fat metal girls??? Did you ask the people to take questionnaires? Or did you spy on the huge amounts of butt-sex from behind the bushes? Haha…….you sick bastards! O and BTW, I am a Christian, I love Megadeth – Dave Mustaine is actually a born again Chriastian too! Their music have always been about War and the corrupt American Government. Get your facts straight and do some research befor you publish crap like this.

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  85. pw

    Ok jokes over, I hope you all realise this is a spoof site and your all having your chains yanked, because this site couldn’t possibly be serious….this is a joke right???

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  86. Dr.Krank

    Christianity is dying for sure. Thanks to overthetop insanely stupid and ignorant bastards writing articles like this. Svada, bullshit & lies! Thanks for wasting my time and provoking the shit out of me in the same turn…

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  87. Ricky

    haha i did research and this website is fake. its not a real Christian website. Seriously though, chill out on the rude comments man. Seriously, why are you putting down all Christians? Im a christian. so you are all insulting me by insulting Christianity. Im a good guy I never did any wrong to anyone through my religion. Just get along and if you dont want to be a Christian than don’t. Easy as that. I think its about time to man and mature up?

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  88. Jesus-save-me-from-your-people

    It appears that its hard for some people to admit the power that these bands have accomplished! Their music is about the only true music out there!

    Id rather listen to Metallica than Justin Bieber or some fake shitty artist.

    I am proud to say that i am a homosexual that enjoys Metal and no such thing ever happens at these festivals!!! We are metalheads! We know about and care about music! you probably have more crazy shit at spring break or priests going wild over choir boys….

    All in all you are not a christian…you are just another poser. Jesus save you….i know Jesus would accept anyone no matter their sexual preference!

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  89. Jewish_metal_head_666

    i’m a religious person, i’m jewish and proud to say it. But metal is my fucking life! and i think the blogger is a fucking idiot. fuck you! hails to the big 4 and hails to metal m/ METAL FOR FUCKING EVER! m/ i say we crucify the fucking bloggerin the name of satan!

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  90. Jamie

    Mr Tyson Bowers III…..are you stupid or what? This article is the most ludicrous thing I’ve read in a while.
    Nothing of the sort goes on at metal concerts.
    You people have so much to say on what you consider “evil” yet you don’t stop to think about how stupid you are making yourselves seem.
    Seriously think about it…Your judging all these bands for being satanic and assuming that they brainwash people with all these satanic messages and such, but your religion, my friend, brainwashes people as well. I was baptised Catholic by my grandmother, sent to Catholic schools all my life, when i was about 7 your church made me go there and confess all my sins to some old fucker. I WAS 7! WHAT THE FUCK WOULD I HAVE TO CONFESS! So I lied during confession because i didn’t have anything to confess at that age, therefore sinning according to your God, then at the age of 10 i was made to go and say i devote my life to Jesus or some shit along those lines, WHEN I WAS 10 and kiss some old fucking bishops ring or some shit. Then forced to go to church for years, where i was told if i don’t do this, this and this, i’m going to go to hell and be tortured for eternity. I fucking hate your pitiful religion but no matter how much i try i’m always going to have that stupid priests voice in my head saying “your going to hell” so now my whole life i have to live with this guilt shit thanks to you fucked up views and church. For that i hate you all. Do you think this is right? Brainwashing children? because i fucking don’t! You people are the ones causing half the shit in the world because of your fucked up religion, you don’t have the right to be judging the world’s people on what music they listen to or what the bands are. You don’t know what they stand for. Now sir, i shall leave you now with a Fuck you and kindly go die sir.

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    1. Arogers

      that is so true you lot need to do some proper research before you start saying stupid things. Maybe youll all getr this a little homework go and find out the actual reason behind nearly every war the world has had, or every mass murderer its always comes back to religion and one of your fellows is going that way you all need to take a break and get a life you people are free to do what they want and you have to allow them im so glad im not any of your children i feel extremely sorry for them

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  91. Dave

    I went to see metallica once, i have never walked the same since.

    Saten did infact enter my mind,through my arse, and he was appalled at the size of my TV. I also agree with this, a 42 inch screen is nowhere near big enough to watch two men kissing wile masturbating to aborted babies.

    I have now seen the light, and thus can do much more at the end of the day and well into the night time.

    Thank you Jesus!

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  92. Jay

    ll you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We’re gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we’re gonna make ’em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made ’em eat. Then you’re all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

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  93. bob

    successful trolls are very, very successful

    I commend Van Winkle, Weisz et al for the expert trolling in the comments too. Well played chaps, well played.

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  94. Scott

    I don’t even know where to start.

    As an avid Christian who reads the bible daily, I can vouch for the fact that absolutely NONE of this “logic” has any root there.

    The only one of these bands that could be considered Satanic is Slayer, and that’s only a few of their songs. Metallica frontman James Hetfield was born and raised Christian, and Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine is a born again Christian. Both of these bands offer prayers to God before playing on stage. To condemn an entire genre of music as Satanic is ridiculous. It is the ignorant Christian extremists like those of this site who give Christians a bad name.

    Even if all of the bands were Satanic and promoting the things stated above, the way this site goes about attacking it is very Un-Christian. In fact, the bible does not condone attacking other people and demeaning others for their behavior:
    ” “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

    “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye. ”
    -Mat7:1-5

    The bible calls for a world where everyone peacefully coexists. By calling out and attacking others, slandering them and claiming that God hates them, you are going directly against His will. You call yourselves Christians, yet act worse than the ones you condemn. God has a special place for people like you, and it isn’t paradise.

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  95. Duuuh!

    Cant you people see that this article is A joke making fun of the Real holy rollers who belive this shit!
    this is not real its fake!!!
    look at the graph it says fat metal girls! this is a joke
    a troll a parody its not real its just all made up….
    they even have fake comment accounts like ice van winkle that are made up to go around and comment on them….
    this whole site is a joke site… this is the southpark of religious websites…

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  96. NegativeMegalomania

    Haha!
    This was hilarious. Not sure if it’s serious or not…but if people really believe that’s what goes on..Christians are even more ignorant than I thought.
    Dave Mustaine of Megadeth is a Christian, sadly, and Tom Araya of Slayer is Catholic. I go to metal shows frequently, and even at Marduk, Belphegor, Deicide(Who has songs titled Kill The Christian, and Scars of the Crucifix) NEVER did any of this go on.

    Although, if it did, it would be pretty entertaining!

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  97. NegativeMegalomania

    Also..

    Dear Christwire.org;
    If you want a group of people to talk shit about, PLEASE, go after the Juggalos. Haha, they actually DO throw shit at eachother, and I’m pretty sure have sex in the crowd, only it’s with their siblings.

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      1. Anonymous 5360

        If you have a problem with gays, then you have a problem with God’s “Golden Rule”

        If you want to prevent gays from marrying, then ban marrying altogether.

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  98. STEVE KENNEDY

    holy shit you ignorant stupid peice of right wing garbage. you are an idiot. absolutley no other way to describe it. ive been to hundreds of concerts and never once have i seen a) satan worshiping or b) anal sex. these events are meant for people to meet who choose to disregard the ignorant filth people like you spew on the regulas, and to open minds and show ways other then the close minded right wing christian agenda. you are the reason why people hate religion. people like you ruin it for everyone that has some semblance of faith because if you are the right way then goddammit i wanna be wrong. also, if there was anal sex at these shows id be a much happier faggot :) GAY PRIDE

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  99. NegativeMegalomania

    I’m against any hate towards my kind of people. Westboro Baptist is first on my list. But you’re not doing a very good job of representing the oh so accepting and non judgmental religion you so claim. Metal fans all over the world are some of the most respectful and intelligent people you’ll ever meet. And most of us don’t care enough to start a religious debate, we’re in it for the music, and because we’re a family.

    So Slayer has songs like Disciple, and South of Heaven, and haha, Jesus Saves. But so what?

    There is SO much more going on in the world to spend time and effort on trying to ‘fix’. Leave us alone.

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  100. Matt (this site is for jerkoffs)

    A vampire blood orgy does sound pretty fuckin sweet but that’s beside the point. I see that you guy are only throwing gods name around to promote your dumbass views and I think your pretty lame for that. I hope you mother has sex with a cow and it gives her a diseases that causes an epidemic within your family and all of you burst into flames….. NOW THAT’S FUCKING METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  101. Okk

    HEY PEOPLE!! lmao this is FAKE!! its a troll
    and a joke this is like that rick roll shit only its holy roller shit lol
    its all made up for your entertainment
    and not REAL at all

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  102. Ay!!

    Yeah Look at the graph it says fat metal girls lmao!
    this is like that time southpark made fun of the Mormons
    thats all this shit is
    its just a big joke how in the world can you take this seriously?

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  103. Albert berty burt

    FAKE!!…Yeah Idiots cant you read? this is Some stupid troll made up shit its not real i dont see how any of you can be fooled to think this is real!!so many of you took this joke seriously! its FAKE
    the charts are totally and obviously made up and everything else about that article is totally made up and dumb and silly.. just go look at all the other articles made up like the one talking about how dogs are evil and how homos have dreams about butt sex with young children
    they are all fake and made up this entire site is make believe!! but you people dont seem to READ and understand that do you? lol….

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  104. Ay!!

    yeah infact you can tell that pic with the pink guitar has been photoshopped
    and the rest is all a troll like that one video of that woman praising god that japan suffered from the earth quake and tsunami that was A troll video people do this for attention and for a few laughs
    the people who made this article and probably over there laughing their asses off that so many of you fell for this shit lol!

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  106. Dunkelheit Phill

    Bahahahahaha i showed this to a whole bunch of my fellow Metalhead fans. We laughed so damn hard.
    I showed it to some of my regular colleges, We laughed so damn hard.
    Hell i even showed it to my Mother!!!, We Laughed so damn hard!!!!!!!!!
    Please this is just too funny to read.
    Big 4 ACTUALLY indicates the big 4 bands on Thrash Metal…if you had half a brain stem you would actually research into it not just find any lame-shithouse excuse to try flame it xD!!!!!
    Though i guess its what to expect from these brainwashed low lives…haha thanks for the cheap laugh at your sheer stupidity and for being a mindless waste of oxygen and space. Thank you and goodnight.
    ,,/ >.< ,,/ Horns up to the REAL free people of the metal world.

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  107. Dunkelheit Phill

    One for the ladys.
    [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3243/3117081084_58fd5871f4.jpg[/img]

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  108. Dunkelheit Phill

    and another one just for the awesome factor..GORGOROTH!!!!!!![img]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l71j5cuYGG1qay9v9o1_400.jpg[/img]

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  109. Alhadis

    Hey Tyson, what do you listen to?

    Probably talentless pop/gospel shit, right?

    You’re protesting music with talent. Which, in itself, is a sin.

    Fuck you, your shit taste in music, and your fanatical congregation.

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  110. Alhadis

    By the way, I’m only half certain whether to consider this an elaborate trolling attempt… but given the idiotic nature of your types, I’m just going to play along and assume you think you’re serious.

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  111. JaredJagermeister

    Music is just music, religion is just religion. The amount of bands I’ve heard that sing about praising Satan, dont ACTUALLY praise Satan! Last time I went to a metal gig I was SHOCKED at the lack of anal sex that was going on. Seriously where did you get your facts? The lyrics that Anthrax, Metallica, and Megadeth use dont involve Satan or religion in anyway. Slayer does but they suck so I couldnt care. Guys, you’re the reason why I dont worship Christianity. You always claim that “your” God is the true God and condemn everything else without giving it a second though.

    Guys, seriously, leave the judgement to God, not the humans.

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  112. Bonvolio Demanche

    Dear everyone who has read this and posted, either supporters or arguers of Mr. Bowers’ point.

    I’d like you all to realise something I have known since I was a little child. God makes man in his image. I love God and am so happy that he made me how I am. Yes sirs and madams, I am indeed a Christian. When my friends ask me about God, I tell them that I am alive today because of him, and continue to live through and for him.

    However, what Mr. Bowers and his supporters seem to miss understand is that music is not a sin, nor does it cause anal rape or any such activities.

    Mr. Bowers, and I am talking directly to you, I think you have spent many long nights lying in bed, wandering how you are going to protect your children from all the ‘cruelties’ and ‘evils’ in the world. And I weep for those such as you. You see, because you see all these ‘evils’ for more than what they really, which are harmless gatherings for fans of something you don’t like and can’t seem to respect, then your children will grow up just like you.

    Do you know what we call you, Mr. Bowers? We call you an extremist. Though I have no doubt that at some point in your life, your dedication to God has does someone in this world some good, you are taking this much too far.

    What would you do, Mr. Bowers, if a man came into your house? Would you pray to God? I doubt you would, sir. I have no question in my mind that you would act as thus:

    1. You would ask the attacker to leave. Albeit you are shaking, as all of us seeing an attacker break into our homes would.

    2. He doesn’t leave. What can you do? Police, of course! Your wife calls the police in the safety of your bedroom.

    3. The attacker grabs your child. At this point, all panic stations are on full alert in your mind. Gun to the child’s head, it’s you or them. What do you do?

    4. Like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING, Mr. Bowers, you enter what’s called ‘fight-or-flight’. Now, obviously posting slander on the net is not brave, as cyberbullying shows us, you would choose to avoid danger instead of facing it with the God-given courage and the backbone you’ve obviously been missing since birth.

    Mr. Bowen, I have no doubt you are now locked away for killing your wife and child(ren) before any sick metal-praising, crazy goth homosexual could. And honestly, I hope you rot there. Rot and die, Mr. Bowers.

    Oh, and for the record, Mr. Bowers, I do hope for your sake that your family in some way, shape or form gets away from you. You’re slowly sending them and yourself to Hell.

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    1. D

      Apologies to Bonvolio Demanche, I don’t know how to create my own seperate post (although you make some good points :P).

      I just have one question? I’m not here to knock anyone or anything, so don’t get your knickers in a knot. I just want to know if this is a serious article or an April fool’s style piece?

      Thanks in advance.

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      1. Abigail Williams

        D, this is the Lord’s Truth.
        Burn in hell or be raised to the light.
        The path to salvation, begins with truth.

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  113. Brian Buchanan

    I think you got it all wrong. Metallica has a couple of nice ballads. 1 was dedicated to the memory of James Hetfield’s mother (his parents were believers of Christian Science) and another was dedicated to the late bass guitarist Cliff Burton who died in a bus accident. I also went to a Metallica conceert once and just stood there and enjoyed their music. Furthermore, I listen to this type of music all the time and I do not engage in any type of illegal or sinful activities at all. In all my life, i have never done anything illegal, with the exception of one thing and this was when i was 4 years old and before i started listening to this music, and that was i stole a toy from a department store when i was with a babysitter. as soon as i came home, my mother noticed i stole it and brought me back to the store to return it, they were grateful enough to accept it back, yet insisted i keep it. my mother was disgusted with them and told them that allowing me to keep it won’t be teaching me anything except that stealing is good. By the way, i am very close to my mother. she and i talk almost all day, everyday. In conclusion, my point is just because people listen to this type of music makes them bad people. You are just being hypocritical. Thank you for your time.

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    1. Bonvolio Demanche

      Mr. Buchanan, congratulations. You’re now a sinner.

      Now, that may sound like hateful trollop, but believe me. It’s all in jest. In fact, you summed it up well. While I foolishly opened with an attack on the author, you hit the nail on the head with a beautiful anecdote. Kudos to you for the reply, and to your mother, who taught you a good lesson.

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  114. Thrasher

    How come I haven’t killed anybody yet,or even thought of it?
    (by the way I listen to all of the 4 bands mentioned above…and megadeth talks about real politics that Christianity doesn’t even mention)
    and please stop being racists and don’t you ever mention Muslims as terrorist,I mean they’re not the ones who are killing people in Iraq nor Afghanistan just because there’s petrol in them
    before talking about other people,start with your own sins.
    And as I said before,MetallicA and MegadetH don’t talk about killing people (at least nowadays)
    I suggest you learn some few basic stuff about The Big 4 before writing about it

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  115. Jack Treese

    As a Christian metal-head, this is without a doubt the most ignorant and judgemental “Christian” article I’ve ever read. For a website that teaches “moral values,” how can you get away with profiling people with such terms as “homos” and “fat metal chicks?” Oh that’s right, you can’t because in the Word, our Lord says “Judge Not, or Ye Shall Be Judged.”

    I hope the author of this article is ready to explain this page of lies to God on Judgment Day, because you know darn well He’ll be asking about this.

    Yes, I’m a metal-head. Yes, I’ve seen all of those bands (except for Anthrax). I’ve read some pretty ridiculous stuff about metal before, but this takes the cake. I’m sure if there were any anal sex happening, people would be arrested and removed from the venue. If you consider a bunch of metal-heads gathering peacefully to enjoy a good show “satanic” in the slightest, then you’re just jealous that you can’t appreciate the music yourself.

    I really hope the person who wrote this article realizes how wrong this is. I’ll keep him in my prayers.

    And everyone else, don’t hate us Christians: In fact, don’t hate at all. Turn your anger towards this web page’s owner, and article writers like these who speak like like they’re better than you. Real Christians know better than that. Thank you.

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    1. Jack Treese

      By the way, this guy really needs to do more research. Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine is a born-again Christian. This article is so unbelievably incorrect and judgmental. A school-boy could speak more believably about the Big Four.

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        1. Brian Buchanan

          WHERE’S THE PROOF?! HUH?! I LISTEN TO METAL AND YET I DON’T LIKE SCHOOL BOYS! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE AND I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING AGAINST THE LAWS OF MAN OR GOD!!!

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          1. Abigail Williams

            Here is your proof Brian.
            Satanic Lyrics of a Metal Band

            Say your prayers little one
            Don’t forget my son
            To include everyone
            I (*)uck you in
            Warm within
            Keep you free from sin
            ‘Til the sandman he comes
            (*) = F

          2. Brian Buchanan

            Oh, before i forget, in the song “Enter Sandman” they say the Night Prayer “Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep. I Pray To The LORD My Soul To Keep. If I Die Before I Wake, I Pray To The LORD My Soul To Take.” The LORD they are referring to is the Lord Jesus Christ. THANK YOU, I REST MY CASE!!!

      1. Bonvolio Demanche

        The Tea Partay has ruined yours, Ms. Williams. Not everyone can afford boats, coats, ties or tennis courts, and not every Evangelical Christian spouting lies ‘runs the nation’. In fact…

        None of you do. Oops.

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        1. Jack Treese

          I’m just hoping Abigail is being sarcastic, because that’s the name of a pretty sweet metal band.

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          1. Bonvolio Demanche

            Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Abigail. Not communication. Preaching is the lowest form of communication. In particular, preaching that God (who doesn’t run your country, otherwise it’d be perfect!) runs America, kills people of other nationalities and is scared of their own neighbor.

          2. Abigail Williams

            Nothing is witty about Satantic-Sarcasms.
            God is running everything.
            If you continue your devilish diction in such tones, I will cease my “preaching.”

        2. Abigail Williams

          Bonvolio, letting Jesus in your heart is the most most affordable thing on Earth.
          You are correct, —not every Evangelical Christian spouting lies ‘runs the nation’. In fact… —
          It is indeed One Nation Under God.
          God Runs the Nation.

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          1. Bonvolio Demanche

            It is one nation under God. Not one nation under black-hating, Jew-gassing, baby-eating hate mongerers. :)

            Oh, and Ms. Williams? I’m a Christian. Have been since birth.

          2. Abigail Williams

            Bonvolio, poor son of our Lord, you have lost the light, it must be worse than Metal, you must have you been doing the DevilDrugs as well. They go hand in hand, next is anal docking.

          3. Bonvolio Demanche

            God might not have given me grace to be perfect, Abigail. But the Lord has given me the grace to realise that Satan doesn’t make mistakes: We do. I have never touched drugs, nor will I. I am perfectly happy with my female partner, who I plan to marry, mind you. I have never strayed far from the Lord, because he has always carried me through hard instances. How could I have gotten away if he caught me every time I have fallen?

            I will never touch drugs, I will never be far from my shepherd, and I don’t get offended at the anal docking thing. Mainly because gays aren’t ‘evil’. They’re humans, made in His image.

          4. Bonvolio Demanche

            Oh, I can imagine being a racist hick gets boring, Abigail, but stay strong. Your cult leader will find a way for you to meet God soon, I promise.

            Goodnight all!

      2. Thrasher

        I wonder who are the guys in the picture above (the one with the naked dude with the pink guitar),that’s diffidently not seen in the big four (since I’ve watched it and if there was such a thing like that,it would’ve grabbed my attention)

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    2. D-NO

      Sir, I deeply appreciate your views on this matter. I am not a Christian myself, but I like to live and let live. What may be good for me may not be good for you and vice-versa. It’s good to see Christian metal fans sticking up for metal music in spite of wild accusations. You have earned my respect, sir.

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  116. thedude

    I’m in complete awe at the ignorance of this…
    I really hope this is a joke.

    do drugs! and go gay for Satan

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  117. D-NO

    Ok, let’s go over the inaccuracies of this wonderful report…..

    The “Big 4″ is NOT a festival praising Satan. The “Big 4″ is referring to the 4 biggest names in thrash metal. Being Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax.

    Metallica – NOT really considered an anti-Christian band. In fact, a lot of their lyrical content (see: Creeping Death) is pulled straight out of the Bible.

    Slayer – While portraying the facade of Satanism, they really are not. Even Televangelist Bob Larsen spent a few weeks on tour with Slayer and came to the conclusion that they are NOT genuinly satanic. Their name comes from an old fantasy movie called Dragonslayer. I’m also pretty sure one of their members was married to his wife in a Catholic church.

    Megadeth – If any of you did any bit of research for your ‘expose’, you failed miserably with Megadeth. Band leader Dave Mustaine is a devout Christian, and refuses to let his band play on the same bill as a satanic act.

    Anthrax – Not named after the terrorist bioweapon. Being that the band was formed 25 years before the anthrax terrorist attacks. They actually entertained the thought of changing their name when the anthrax letters were sent out, but decided to keep it to spite the terrorists.

    Ok, now moving on to the demon orgies……….

    WTF! Where in the HELL did you get this information. Bleeding anal orgies? That sounds painful and slightly embarassing. Let me assure you, I have attended hundreds of concerts like this and have never had anything inserted into my rectum. Nor, has my anus been bleeding upon returning home.

    The anal sex graph for the concert is ignorantly amusing. Who the hell collected this info? You must have a better reporter than I, sirs. For I have been attending metal shows for 20 years now, and have yet to see any sort of sodomy.

    Fecal frenzy? I can’t even imagine what that is…….. Really? As far as metal music being responsible for satanism….. What did he use BEFORE metal music? There are lunatics in every scene, friends. (As the rest can tell by your report.) I’m sure there are a few people that got way too much into Charlie Daniels’ “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”, too.

    As far as metal making your child a homosexual…….. Major fail there. I haven’t met any metal fans that have boasted about geing gay……. I did hear that devoting your life to Jesus makes you have sex with children, though. So maybe you should check your facts before you spew ignorant hatred, and don’t throw stones from your glass houses?

    Thanks……..

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  118. Tom

    Devon,
    Won’t go to heaven.
    She’s just another lost soul,
    About to be mine again.
    Leave her,
    We will receive her.
    It is beyond your control
    Will you ever meet again?
    Devon,
    One of eleven.
    Who had been rendered unwhole,
    As a little child.
    She was taken,
    And then forsaken.
    You will remember it all,
    Let it blow your mind again.

    Devon lies beyond this portal.
    Take the word of one immortal.

    Give your soul to me,
    For eternity.
    Release your life,
    To begin another time with her.
    End your grief with me,
    There’s another way.
    Release your life,
    Take your place inside the fire with her!

    Sever,
    Now and forever.
    You’re just another lost soul,
    About to be mine again.
    See her?
    You’ll never free her!
    You must surrender it all,
    If you’d like to meet again.
    Fire,
    Final desire!
    As she begins to turn cold,
    For the final time.
    You will shiver,
    Till you deliver.
    You will remember it all,
    Let it blow your mind again.

    Devon lies beyond this portal.
    Take the word of one immortal!

    Give your soul to me,
    For eternity.
    Release your life,
    To begin another time with her.
    End your grief with me,
    There’s another way.
    Release your life,
    Take your place inside the fire with her!

    Take me away yeah!

    Give your soul to me,
    For eternity.
    Release your life,
    To begin another time with her.
    End your grief with me,
    There’s another way.
    Release your life,
    Take your place inside the fire with her!

    Devon,
    One of eleven.
    Who had been rendered unwhole.
    As a little child,
    She was taken,
    And then forsaken!
    You will remember it all,
    Let it blow your mind again!

    Inside The Fire by Disturbed

    What has come over me?
    What madness taken hold of my heart?
    To run away, the only answer.
    Pulling me away.
    To fall upon [The Night]
    The source of my recovery.
    Sweet shadow taking hold of the light,
    Another day has been devoured.
    Calling me away.
    Begging a question: Why?

    For saving me from all they’ve taken,
    Letting my armor fall again.
    Giving me the strength to face them,
    Feeling it taking over.

    Now!
    On a path to take it all away,
    There can be no better way of knowing.
    In a world beyond controlling,
    Are you going to deny the savior,
    In front of your eyes?
    Stare into the night!
    Power beyond containing,
    Are you going to remain a slave for,
    The rest of your life?
    Give in to the night!

    This self discovery.
    Redemption taking hold of my mind.
    This serenade of haunting voices,
    Calling me away,
    To feast upon,
    The source of my felicity.
    Dark maiden taking hold of my hand,
    Leading me away from hibernation,
    Strong and unafraid,
    Never a question why!

    For saving me from all they’ve taken,
    Letting my armor fall again.
    Giving me the strength to face them,
    Feeling it taking over!

    Now!
    On a path to take it all away.
    There can be no better way of knowing,
    In a world beyond controlling,
    Are you going to deny the savior,
    In front of your eyes?
    Stare into the night!
    Power beyond containing,
    Are you going to remain a slave for,
    The rest of your life?
    Give in to the night!

    Give in to the night!
    In a world beyond controlling,
    Are you going to deny the savior,
    In front of your eyes?
    Stare into the night!
    Power beyond containing,
    Are you going to remain a slave for,
    The rest of your life?
    Give in to the night!

    Night, night, night!
    Give in to the night!
    Night, night, night!
    Give in to the night!
    Give in to the night!

    The Night by Disturbed

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    1. Bruce Danus

      This is horrifying. Is this what the kids find “cool” now? It doesn’t even rhyme like the good Christian music of Sandi Patti or even the much more kid-friendly groups like Micheal W. Smith or DC Talk.

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  119. BlackRose

    Metallica Satanic…?? Hardly…. Id like to see you witness a Gorgoroth or Marduk show…then u XTIANs will be shittin in your pants…. hypocrites…false…liars… sheep…

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  120. Your Mother

    Abigal Williams, you dont even know what the hell you are talking about, those are obviously metallica’s enter sandman lyrics, and he does not say *uck, its tuck. You guys are ignorant hypocrites in your own way, i used to be religious for 17 years(forced as always) and after seeing how all religion is and how all of their zombie followers are, i would rather burn in hell with those as you put it” anal docking gothic orgies drenched in the blood of the aborted while rocking out to SLAYER with Satan himself metalheads” so good day to all of you, and as Dimmu Borgir once said “Id rather burn in hell”

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  121. Jeebus Kris Tsuperstah

    Trolls trolling in a troll thread… You Sky Pilot guys are HELLISHLY FUNNY.

    I lol’d, like God does everytime a baby aborted.

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  122. Chris Crout

    I volunteer my uncensored photo album from the BIG 4 concert in Indio, CA as proof that none of this insanity happened. Why can’t you just believe that people can gather together and have a GREAT time with Friends, Family and Music. I’m also an Elder at my well established, Missouri Synod Lutheran Church.

    Here’s a link to the album

    [img]https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.217558278254990.63539.100000024579817[/img]

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  123. Tim

    this is by far the most inaccurate article i have ever read in my life, it makes no sense because it goes from talking about the big 4 to a chart about anal sex with vampires? lol

    i think mr tyson bowers should put the crackpipe down and re-write this article.

    this kind of christian overdramatization is the key factor as to why people look at this religion as a complete joke, and gladly dismiss and mock it at the drop of a hat,

    this article preaches more hate than any metal song and is quite contradictive because i thought christianity was about love and the love of jesus, and all the fairy godfathers, yet your are singling out a minority and making up lie after lie to keep vulnerable people scared of defying or even questioning the organisation of which they instill faith in, you should be ashamed!

    As far as the big 4 goes it is a day of heavy metal, where fans get together to see their favorite bands and forge friendships and enjoy themselves, and forget the demands of life even if its for a few hours and people make there way home in an orderly fashion.

    To the owners of this website, i think you need to rethink hiring the mentally ill to write your articles :)

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  124. Big Coco

    Tyson Bowers you can fucking die you peice of shit asshole. You are an ignorant peice of shit like Ice Van Fuckhead you dont know anything and have no solid evidence of any of these acts being done at these shows. I went to Slayer and Megadeth’s American Carnage tour and there wasent anything like that at all when i was there. There were regular everyday people there having a good time and just enjoying the music and for your information, Im sure many people have already said this, the only band of the 4 that talks about satanism Is Slayer, I mean for fucks sake Tom Araya (Vocals/Bass) is Married has 2 kids and is Catholic. And like that one dude said even Bob Larson doesent think they are satanic. I hope Glen Benton of Deicide finds you, rapes your family, cuts your peice of shit head off and take a big nasty shit down your fucking neck hole!!!!

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    1. Bruce Danus

      It is a widely known fact that wikipedia can be changed by anyone. It was obviously changed to say this is a satire site to disparage the good, Christian men and women who take the time to painstakingly report the evils of this world to us good Christians. These great people have put their lives and even their souls in peril to educate us about all of the Satan-spawned evils in this world. I, for one, wish to thank the ChristWire Fellowship for helping to show the world the Light of God.

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        1. Bruce Danus

          Obviously the Devil has entered into the person who runs wikipedia and its evil sister site wikileaks due to the fact they believe it is proper to give away secrets that our great President Bush said privately. It is a shame anyone would try to befoul the name of George W. Bush.

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    2. Tyson Bowers III

      Wikipedia stats that “Ay!!” is the word gays use when they come out of the closet. Wait, it changed. It means “I have no life”. Oh, dang it, they changed the entry again. Hold please.

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      1. Anonymous 5360

        And we all trust wikipedia right?

        One thing I’d like to point out in your false symbolism is the reason why they are called “Big 4.”

        It’s because they are what founded the basis for modern metal. Oh, wait, all metal is Satanic anal sex music.
        Yep, including shit like Skillet, oh I feel so damned.

        Have you ever even listened to Metallica? Megadeth? Anthrax? You obviously have not heard “One,” by Metallica, “Trust,” by Megadeth, or “Indians,” by Anthrax.

        It’s also one of the themes to rock to be on the edge. Slayer is the only band that you listed that is all out satanic.

        Oh, please respond to this one. I’d love to have a full convo so I can show you how ridiculous you sound.

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  125. Ahriman

    Wow!? This is so ridiculous! How do you know how many people are going to get butt raped at a festival. Where did you get these statistics? How can you write an article about a festival you’ve never been to? Oh and PS there’s a lot more Blasphemous festivals than this! I know I’ve been to a ton of them and I’ve never heard of anyone getting assraped. Please read a non fictional book once in awhile it might make you look like less of a joke. There is no difference between you and Osama bin Laden. You are both people haters and I’m pretty sure if you came from a wealthy enough family like him you wouldn’t think twice about blowing some of us up too.

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  126. JOSH m/

    Ok first off there is alot more to worry about then a metal show going on in this fucked up world . such as a pointless war where ppl “are” dying . 2 If jesus was here would he tell u you have no write to judge us metal head of something we love ? most people love going to metal shows for the trill i don’t see you posting stuff about theam parks on here whitch kill ppl here and there ! i have been to many shows i can say never been ass raped . as far as children listening to metal i’m all for it cause all your radio music is doing is teaching them thats its ok to sale do drugs and use women as a piece of meat and anthrax was a bands name before it was sent in the mail to ppl so get it right . jesus was just like a metal head ppl thought he was strange he had long hair he helped ppl when they needed it and the goverment judge the shit out of him . so to to everything u are tring to say on here sorry but your case hold no water . p.s. there are worse bands then slayer metallica megadeth and anthrax . god bless you have a nice day .

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  127. HAIL.FUCKING.SATAN.BITCH.

    YOU CHRISTIANS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!! I JUST READ THIS AND AS A METALHEAD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST GOD RELATED BULLSHIT I HAVE EVER FUCKING READ! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!
    PREPARE FOR MAY 21ST THE END OF THE WORLD!!!! HOLY SHIT I’M SO FUCKING SCARED YOUR LITTLE IMAGINARY FREIND IS GOING TO STRIKE ME DOWN.

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  128. tom

    http://www.thrashhits.com/2008/08/australian-psychiatrists-study-heavy-metal-fans/

    When you met the Lord, don’t say that you were not warned.
    [img]http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thrashhits.com/wpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/610x.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thrashhits.com/2008/08/australian-psychiatrists-study-heavy-metal-fans/&usg=__IrhPKbQpBqaM8wB0tspysOIyGzs=&h=250&w=500&sz=78&hl=en&start=4&sig2=VxIMAuLlTIuQCNvGq2o1vw&zoom=1&tbnid=bxXtjmS4WW2-TM:&tbnh=65&tbnw=130&ei=p9vFTZefBK-E0QHGnaW9CA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dheavy%2Bmetal%2Bbutt%2Bsex%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3D7XX%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D831%26tbm%3Disch0%2C3192&itbs=1&biw=1280&bih=831[/img]

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  129. DeicideFTW

    I forsee at my end to be banished,
    By your god for my life and branding
    Never around, in the greatness of sorrow,
    Screw your god and his UN writ moral.
    Stifle god, and the idols of hatred,
    Out of my heart, I have always been free,
    One with no need all alone and satanic.
    Wretched and Vile, fuck your god, de face him.
    Who could believe in a lord that’s demanding?
    Hard to believe when we die we vanish,
    In his deny and for all his creation,
    Fuck your god and his righteous hatred.
    You and your son, you are nothing but absence,
    Something not there that controls this planet,
    Only deceit do I see in your hallow
    If you believe you will dwell in failure.
    Fuck Your God, Holy mother for the whore she is,
    Fuck your God, bible thumper preaching threats from hymn,
    Fuck your god, his revival and the holy Ghost,
    Fuck your god; only tell us what we need to know,
    Fuck your god, pointing fingers and then do as me,
    Fuck your god, you are nothing and you’ll never be,
    Fuck your god; it is Satan who in trusts my soul,
    Fuck your god, where the Christians are I will not go.
    Fuck your god!!!!!

    Fuck his, commandments, and prophet’s left stranded to die,
    Not in my heart or my soul as I go through this life,
    Good book of bullshit lay dirty with vengeance and lies,
    Go fuck your Jesus and get- the- fuck out my sight.

    Unity over flowing with anger,
    It is our time to remove the savior,
    Christians are weak and the bible is beaten,
    Homage to god, in this world not needed.
    Fuck your god an his annals of plager,
    Falling apart and exposing the light,
    I will not live by the words of their Jesus,
    He did not die to protect or save me.
    There is just blood in his book of deceiving,
    Riddles and crap to his divine healing,
    Fail is your faith and you blame it on Satan,
    Christians can’t see that their preys are wasted.
    Not a slave to religion unrendered,
    Falsified god and his Christ redempters.
    Never to be in the presence of grandeur,
    I am for me and forever after.

    Fuck Your God, Holy mother for the whore she is,
    Fuck your God, bible thumper preaching threats from hymn,
    Fuck your god, his revival and the holy Ghost,
    Fuck your god; only tell us what we need to know,
    Fuck your god, pointing fingers and then do as me,
    Fuck your god, you are nothing and you’ll never be,
    Fuck your god; it is Satan who in trusts my soul,
    Fuck your god, where the Christians are I will not go.
    Fuck your god!!!!! Fuck you!!!!

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  130. YO MAMA IZ DA DEBIL!

    AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    YEH YOU MOFOS BTTAH CHECK YO SELF CUZ WE BE DOOKIE SNIFFIN IN DA PIT! YA HEARD ME? SHO NUFF!

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  131. Faris

    first of all I’d like to say that I am a muslim and I am a metal head, and am sick of people saying that heavy metal is gay or what ever you just said.metal is the most manly kind genre ever.I bet you never went to a concert before..cocksucker..

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  132. Satis spawn

    Are you guys shitting me? are you guys on crack? wtf????? have you guys lost your god damn minds now you see why we stereo type you. all you do is judge and these charts did you give it to your sisters or brothers half retarded kids? i mean this is blasphemy this shit you guys SUCK point no brain no sense at fucking all if Christ is like this ill rather be the devils child and have orgies GAY orgies in HELL rather to be in the same place as a fucking judgmental DUMB FUCKS

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  133. Raining Blood

    Just in case your primitive minds can’t comprehend the real world,

    There is a Christian band named RED
    OMFG Must be satanists.

    You are dumb.

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  134. ghjgj

    lol @ this article. you christians are so crazy, trying to say that freedom is evil and satanic. lol ^_^

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    1. Bruce Danus

      This is more proof that Satan and drugs are involved. I don’t think the greatest linguists on the planet could tell us what that last comment said.

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      1. Bruce Danus

        Kach, please don’t type fake Russian sentences here. If you want to act like a communist, at least be able to type an actual communist sentence.

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        1. IwillKILLGOD

          “The people here than all you podureli”

          you are a christian
          a part of a disgusting pestilence
          you should b wiped out of your meager existence
          you racist
          you coward
          you should b bled like a stuck pig,you should be skinned and drained ,
          you have no idea what an actual satanist could do…christian piece of shit..ill kill you and your god, and gorge on your blood..

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  135. James

    First of all, you guys are really, really retarded. Second, listen to some of Metallica’s songs and if you get through the loud guitars and ACTUALLY listened to the lyrics, you will find life-lessons in all of them. Let me go through some of the popular ones:

    For Whom The Bells Toll: About an anti-war novel
    Master of Puppets: About the dangers of drugs
    Battery: About what happens to you when you go crazy and beat people up for no reason
    Fade to Black: Meant to stop people from committing suicide
    Welcome Home(Sanitarium): About how the sanitariums now a days treat the inmates like they are criminals
    Damage Inc.: About what happens when a company goes crazy with power
    …And Justice For All: About how corrupted the justice system is nowadays

    So, you see? They are actually trying to teach us all a lesson. Now, while I’am at it, isn’t the message of Christianity is to “love thy neighbor”? To me, you are publicly attacking the homosexuals and their life choices. That doesn’t seem like you are “loving thy neighbor”. Why don’t you try following your beliefs a little more?

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  136. Dashausbaus

    I’m amazed at how many people don’t see this is clearly satire. BTW, the Big four concert owned!

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  137. Tim

    Your pathetic.

    Your out right saying the rate of murder in the UK has nothing to do with racial issues, the increased Population of the world and we should blame it all on music that uses distortion.

    It is NOT a bad thing to be gay, who are you to judge them when priests like yourself(I’m assuming you are) In Australia, have been convicted of PEDOPHILIA.

    Metallica is Sudanese for “red”… Your a fucking idiot, grow up.

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  138. Chris

    Holy shit… just read the rave article and now this. You guys are all fucking idiots. I wonder if any of you knew that its a fact that members of metallica and slayer are in fact christian. And, you guys talk so much about anal rape and disgusting stuff (ie: aborted baby blood, etc) that you might as well be the ones performing the sodomy!

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  139. scott riley

    ANAL SEX, METAL, AND SATAN ALL AT ONE FESTIVAL ? HOLY FUCK I NEED TO GO TO THIS. OH WAIT I AM DOING AT SONISPHERE UK WITH PENNO WHO ALSO LOVES ANAL SEX AND METAL AND SATAN.

    BTW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ.

    I THANK YOU =]

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  140. roxanne

    oh my gosh are you guys stupid. it’s people like you that make me lose tolerance for christians. people like you told me to replace my dead father with god.

    well i have news for you. i’m not going to. my dad was into metal. he was a biker. he was more awesome than any god could ever be. you guys are so fucking deluded that you have no perspective on real life.

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  141. tom

    trololololol.

    Amount of anal sex/rape in any one Catholic Church in America on the same day is going to probably outnumber the entire amount of anal sex at that concert, just sayin’. You keep track of your own rapists and murderers before pretending its everyone else doing it.

    Can’t wait for a Burzum tour of America, might liberate a few more church shaped land plots with fire.

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  142. Arnaud Frederix

    Ah Ah Ah…. You’re writing on a subject you don’t really know…

    First of all, Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax & Megadeth are not satanic band…. Try to find Marduk, Darkthrone and all the norwegian black metal family, These bands are true satanics…

    If you believe in Jesus, you believe in the existence of satan… and if you believe in Satan, you believe also in the existence of Jesus, There is no Satan without God and no God without Satan….

    It’s easier to shame all the satanics than trying to understand their believes….

    But they’re not worst than you….. Because they believe in the same shit… Religion….

    In case of, I’m atheist, so don’t try to insult me of satanist and other….

    You’re not better than them, so let them pray in peace like we do with you….

    But most of the christian are too stupid, too creduloos and too close minded to accept the difference….

    Try to remember something, Most of the wars are religious war, in the name of god…. Never in the name of satan! and you’ll never see a satanic rape a little child, not like all the european priests!!!!!

    Satan represent hell and blood, but God has more innocent blood on his hands than satan!!!!

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    1. The little Troll who could

      I have to disagree with this comment. Yes this site is horrible and yes this site is full of bullshit. But the entire christian community isn’t like that. God doesn’t have the innocent blood. The people who killed those innocents, whether in the name of God or not are the ones who bear that burden. Your atheist, that’s clearly your choice. I’m christian. That’s my choice. I could do like you just did and judge the entire atheist community on the small group of atheist that I know and believe me when I say my experience with Atheism has never been pleasant. A son should not be accused of their father’s crime and as such you shouldn’t accuse a christian of the sins of their forefathers and other snakes who claim to live under God. I know I’m not a good moral Christian. I will admit to that right now. You say most Christians? Most of the people who claim to be Christian really aren’t. Christian is the most popular religion, yes, the most wide-spread. But most of the people who claim to be Christians are either people who think that just being accepted and believing will save them or they are like the Westboro Church or this site. They don’t really believe.

      I agree with you to some point. You made some very valid points, but where you went astray and went on a biased limb was when you started assuming all Christians, or the majority of them had to be like the people portrayed on this site. And if you assume that Christians believe themselves better then everyone around you, which you do, then might you stop with your high and mighty trip you just pulled? Since your atheist your what? Smarter then any other Christian known to man? You’re making yourself out to be the jerk, stand-offish, biased moron you portray us Christians as and that sounds hardly complementary.

      And again where did you get your information that a satanist didn’t rape kids? I’m sure someone as smart-sounding as you has heard of the phrase, “One bad apple to ruin the bunch.” because that’s all it takes. It takes you having one bad experience with Christians and suddenly all Christians are evil in your eyes? All it takes is one or two European priests raping kids for you to believe all priests are like that. But for some reason this only ever seems to apply to religion and since Christianity is such a wide-spread religion doesn’t it make since that there would be more bad people in it then other religions? Or is that too confusing a concept to understand?

      I’m not trying to piss you off, no matter what my username may lead you to believe, but I do believe you have some very biased and misguided views about Christians and even if I’m not the best example, I’m still proud and you insulted my sensibility and my pride as a Christian, much like this site.

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  143. tom

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    truly amazing advertising there.

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  144. anon

    Give us our bread and bury our dead
    And kneel to the cross on the wall
    Whether burnt at the stake or drunk at the wake
    Just kneel to the cross on the wall
    We’ve original sin, but we might just get in
    If we beg to the cross on the wall
    It’s rattle your neighbours and rattle your sabre
    But kneel to that cross on the wall.

    See the roof fall, hear the bells crash
    As flesh and bone turns to ash
    Tried to conquer the sun with a Christian frost
    The corpses’ stench beneath the cross

    Anf give them gold and they’ll save your soul
    And kneel to the cross on the wall
    And hail to the boss of the great unwashed
    And kneel to the cross on the wall
    They wail and weep, the march of the sheep
    As they go to the cross on the wall
    And it’s ever so wrong to dare to be strong
    So kneel to the cross on the wall

    See the roof fall, hear the bells crash
    As flesh and bone turns to ash
    Tried to conquer the sun, with a Christian frost
    The corpses’ stench beneath the cross.
    And it’s ever so wrong to dare, to be strong
    And it’s ever so wrong to dare, to be strong
    But summer is a-coming and arise! Arise!
    But summer is a-coming and arise! Arise!

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  145. Jesus

    In Sweden, we use this webpage in school to educate how dillusioned and false christianity is. I’m ashamed of my own race. This is pathetic, laugable and just sad.

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  146. saganfan

    “let parents know their kids are in danger of becoming a Satan child or even worse a Homosexual.”
    Wow, sometimes I just hate the human race.
    At least a minority of it.

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  147. Philipp

    Hey, i forced my goth vampire fat metalhead girl to have anal sex with me, in what category do we get in?

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  148. S@T@N

    Go kill yourselves, metal is the most amazing genre of music. You are outright lying on everything on this site. You should take your hideous lies and beliefs and hang yourselves. Seriously. Megadeth and Anthrax are fucking epic, Slayer and Metallica are too, Tom Araya from Slayer is catholic you ignorant, paranoid fucks. This offends me on the highest level that you lie like this. Fuck all you and your false religion

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  149. Asher

    “Vampiric orgies” and “Homo gay sin docking”. Sounds awesome! Let’s do this. Is there gonna be any fights afterward? Can I get a season pass to this event?

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  150. domsbombz

    Metal is nothing more than Halloween. – Alice Cooper

    Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth and Slayer are too busy to spend the amount of time you’ve put into analyzing ‘BIG 4,’ which is a term not even coined by them, but by the fans.

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  151. Z

    Go to a Metal show to listen to amazing musicians perform and having a good time.

    I guess I’m a satanic lover. I must be craving violence and want to kill people and do every drug in the book since I like Metal music. Metallica is my favorite band so therefore I must be going to HELL right?

    If you truly are “christian” “catholic” etc… Why don’t you stop judging others and assuming such violent stereotypes for people that like to have a good time at a show.

    How many people have you punch and killed because they didn’t believe what you believe in?

    Really? is that being “catholic” to judge, spread rumors and bring lies and hate into the world?

    How many priests is it now that has done god knows how many sexual abuse acts to little boys? Oh but THAT’S OK right?

    How many people have been killed over different religious beliefs? oh…THAT’S ok right?

    It’s fearful “good” “catholics” like you that BRING OUT the evil NOT the people who are just out there to have a good time. And hmmm… I have to say I know A LOT of catholics that blast Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax and Megadeth on their stereos. OH DEAR! Should they start repenting now for their sins for enjoying this thing called music?

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  152. Kristin

    Bah ha ha…I had to read this twice to figure out whether it was a joke! I didn’t realize their were Christians out there that were so retarded in their views as to believe this…thanks…i laughed until I cried.

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  153. Megadeadly

    This is way more hilarious than it is scary, you fear monger. Way to give true Christians a bad name. My favorite line: ‘This band has caused more murder than black hipped hopped music’. If you actually did research, instead of throwing around uneducated opinions, you would know that it’s actually called ‘hip hop’ music which was originated in the 70s. However, given that your ideals and morals seem stuck in a time way before that, it’s not a surprise that you chose to make up your own name for it. Go ahead, live under your pre-historic rock. Just stay there so none of us have to continue to accidentally come across your Christian propaganda.

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  154. Anonymous 5360

    Are you seriously saying that the Big 4 are brainwashing our youth to become evil murderous satanist? Well, big news my friend, the majority of murderers and rapist, and pretty much all you acclaimed to metal up there, HATE metal. All the criminals listen to that rap shit. (And 87% of suicides listen to country music, but that has no relevance.)

    But metal is all about freedom to express what’s on your mind and escape to a world not dictated by sanity and afflicted by morality. This doesn’t mean we are brutal murderous satanist that have bloody orgies in the woods with flaming pentagrams on the ground. No, instead, we headbang and wake up with a serious crick in our necks wondering why the hell we drank so much. And EVERYBODY has those moments. (don’t lie)

    Now, for my examples, even though I’m not the biggest fan of Bring Me The Horizon, Simply look up some of their lyrics. First, lookup “Football Season is Over,” so you can have your ranting fit and say you’re right. But then lookup “Blessed With a Curse,” and “Chelsea Smile,” to see that what we listen to and sing is simply what we feel like at the moment.

    Also, you obviously haven’t heard “One” by Metallica,

    “Trust,” by Megadeth,

    Or even something like “Indians,” by Anthrax,

    Granted, Slayer has no saving grace here, but that is just one of the various themes of rock.

    Please, investigate a little further before you insult an entire community online.

    Don’t be a douche on the internet.

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  155. Michael Villatoro

    This is a load of BULLSHIT! Megadeth, Metallica and Anthrax promote Satanism. Niether does the concert itself! Here’s the thing. You hypocrites oughtta stop with your discrimination bullshit, because that’s the reason why the world is corrupted in the first place. Look, I believe in God, but in my own way. So, please just STOP.

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  156. Michael Villatoro

    Here’s the thing, you fucking morons!!!! NOT ALL METAL IS SATANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! m/ >:(

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  157. Saket

    Next time one of you hare brained bullshit preachers writes something at least try to get some facts right!You guys see satan and antichrist everywhere,and are so caught up in doing so that don’t even care about any good deeds or betterment of humanity.The name Metallica derives from the fact that the band plays metal not because some obsure sudanese word means red.Next,Countdown to extinction was released in 1992(shows how much the writer knows about the stuff he is writes about)!I would really like you to cite the source and of the graph (first one) and how the second graph is connected to music.Maybe it’s time for you and your brainwashing cult to think whether your acts are really of any use to the betterment of humanity.

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  158. HAPPY!!

    But in the article about avenged seven fold I thought any band that mentions something biblical is good that means Metallica is fine because of their song four horseman of the apocalypse, slayer with well every album, Anthrax’s latest album worship music that has hymn 1 and 2, and Megadeth has holy wars the punishment due and devils island. So because all of the bands have something biblical they must be god loving people according to the article about a7x.

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  159. u dont need to know my name

    Metallica is not about abortions wtf. plus there is not that much anal sex in these concerts its mostly for the groupies! no just kidding but seriously either get your facts straight or just go fucking die of aids you will get when a gay guy rapes your Nazi ass.

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  160. Oleg Egorov

    Hello, I’m from Russia!
    Tyson Bowers, I read your stupid article
    And for sure tell you, I was at the Big Four
    and no satanic rituals, vampires, anal sex was not there, you’re just a moron, I am an Orthodox Christian, and I listen to metal!
    That picture that you posted, I do not know where you took it to the Big Four but it has nothing to do, and your graphics-bullshit!
    You’re just done for a religious fanatic, and the first who will be in hell will not the Big Four, and you, because you’re a liar!

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  161. Metal Bassist

    Really?!?!?!?
    You’re going to condemn all metal, it is not a fest of drugs, I have never seen someone having sex at a concert, and you can never see past the actual words of lyrics to see the true messages behind them, which include, being yourself, not letting others take advantage of you, the corruption of the world.

    And Metallica is Latin for metal(s) I have looked and I can’t find any proof that it means red in sudanese.

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  162. AvengedCallum

    LOL this is definately a troll article! But it gives a new meaning to “METAL UP YOUR ASS” hahahaha This shit is brilliant! METALLICA FOR LIFE.

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  163. The owner of this website is a fucking lunatic

    THIS IS FUCKING BIZZARE WHAT THE FUCK??? METALLICA IS NOT SATANIST NEITHER SLAYER ANTHRAX MEGADETH THE CREATOR OF THIS WEBSITE IS A FUCKING IDIOT AND THE AD? THIS BOOK IS AS POWERFUL AS MINE – GOD… DID HE SAID THAT? WHAT A RIPP OFF THAT SHITTY BOOK IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE BIBLE AND HOW THE HELL A KID AFTER HAVING SEX IS TURNING GAY?!?!?REALLY YOU BORN GAY NOT BY HAVING SEX !!!! let me tell you man using the name of god to make money and whatnot is a sin A SIN!!!!!!!!!!

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