What is Blink 182?
Blink-182 is an emo pop punk band consisting of three bi-sexual southern California natives. You have vocalist and bass guitarist Mark Hipphoppus, vocalist and guitarist Thomas DeLonge, and gluttonously tattooed drummer Travis Baker. They have mind raped and brainwashed a slue of young teenagers with their over 27 million albums worldwide since forming in the upper white class city of Poway, California in 1992. That means their album sells have destroyed more souls than Hitler could ever do. With original drummer Scott Raynor, who left the band after Mark and Tom started to push homosexual messages in their music, they released their debut album Cheshire Cat in 1994 and followed-up with a more raunchy and gay driven album, 1997’s Dude’s Ranch, which sold around a million copies. Raynor was replaced by Baker during their 1998 tour, due to the fact the band wanted a more “Hot Topic” like marketing look to their band.
The band achieved greater success with 1999’s multi-platinum selling Enema of the State, which reached #9 on the Billboard 200 pop charts on the strength of the singles “What’s My Age Again” (a song about having sex with underage girls) and “All the Small Things” (a song about comparing your flesh sword size with other homosexual males). Blink-182 gained popularity for their gay antics, and the follow-up album Take Off Your Pants and Jacket reached #1 on the pop charts in the United States, Canada, Brazil, Cuba, China, France and Germany. The eponymously-titled Blink-182 followed in 2003 and was a stylistic shift for the group, infusing experimental elements into their usual pop punk formula which resulted in a more mature sound.
DeLonge left Blink-182 in early 2005, to start a new and more emo like band. The band broken up until now, they are old and looking to relieve their 20’s by putting out a new album in hopes to resurrect their bi-sexual backstage orgies and continue to push their violent gay message.
Who Are The Members of the Boy Band?
Thomas “Gay Pants” DeLonge
Thomas is your typical modern emo “genderqueer” who screams for attention by painting his finger nails and caking his face with eye-liner and foundation. He also does this to make the modern emo kids thing that he is just like them. How these kids think they have something in common with a 40 something year old who sings with a 2 year old lisp and still sings about high school girl problems?
Thomas is famous for being the bank member who walks around with his manhood hanging out, while he chases his band members on stage and also is known to walk around in public with his pants down. You see, Thomas is one of those whinny homosexual people who thinks they should be the center of attention and will do anything to push their gayness and make sure they are being watched by everyone around them. Little does DeLonge know, no one is looking at him with any respect. They look at him like a drunken village idiots and wish it was the 1400’s, so they could throw tomatoes at him or tar and feather him.
Thomas has even tried his hand at his own record label, Atticus , which failed to produce any stars. One the list of botches – Get Well Soon, Yellow Card, Box Car Racer and Angels & Airwaves.
Mark “Baby Face” Hipphoppus
With his golden boy looks and Vidal Sassoon meterosexual haircuts, Mark is maybe the least dangerous member of the band. Yes, Mark is known for backstage homosexual antics like his long time “Poke Buddy” Thomas and also known for his dressing room orgies, but Mark was the only member to actually try to force the band to stop pushing devil messages in their music. But like all weak minded people in Hollywood, Mark succomed to greed and his dark urges for tween flesh snakes and his undeniable lust for untouched sewer hole.
Mark was also the band member who forced DeLonge to quit and just like DeLonge, Mark tried to dabble with another form of music, he formed a electronic pop punk band named +44. The band named stood for the number of young girls he would have in his dressing room during his Blink days and the “+” stood for positive, which he is positive for many STDs.
Travis “Hot Topic” Baker
Go and pick up the latest Hot Topic or even Delias catalog and open it up to any page. Notice how all the kids all look like Baker? They all have the same tattoos, bad hair cuts and cut off sleeve shirts. That is because Hot Topic runs the music marketing campaigns and Baker was their prototype. I would say that it is a success, as you can’t walk down the street without seeing a pierced lipped rich kid walking around trying to act like they came from the black ghettos of America.
Baker’s ultimate goal is to turn every upper middle class kid into a pop punking deviant. He wants to make sure you kids forget how to properly wear a hat and teach them that belts never existed. Baker also wants your children to mutilate their bodies with Cadillac tattoos and gangsta style writings across their chest. These writings usually has some type of emo saying like, “Fallen From Above”, “My Heart Burns For Attention”, “I Bleed For Love” or even gay saying written in Latin like “Meus Tergum Exuro Pro Men”.
What Does Blink 182 Mean?
Blink – Is an acronym for Bestowing, Lust, Incest, Necrophilia and Kool-aid. Why Kool-aid? You may ask. Well, Blink 182 promotes a alcoholic drink mixed with black street crack and grape Kool-aid. This type of drink was first invented in the urban streets of Brooklyn and allowed black youth to sneak in Satan nectar juice into the schools without detection. Now Blink is teaching young white children how to get devil dizzy while in math class.
1 – This is the universal hacker symbol for the male flesh rod. This was first used on Myspace for kids to talk about porn in elite speak, while downloading large amounts of band widths of naught animated .gif demon whacking materials.
8 – The 8 represents the two female holes, that are ravaged backstage at pop punk concerts. Girls are forced to allow multiple parents forceful enter not only their salava lubed baby holes, but are drugged with fruit cocktails to make them more susceptible to anal intrusions.
2 – Again a reference to the human waste hole. In cyber culture, a “number 2″ means to defecate, but in this form of using the number, they are telling kids to release chocolaty waste sticks onto another person.
Do Their Albums Have Satanic or Sexual Conduct?
Like all pop punk emo bands, their songs are scented with sexual secretions and sprinkle with dark wizard spells.
This was Blink’s demo album and you can tell just by looking at the poorly designed cover art, that this album is about pushing kids from a Christian lifestyle into Hollywood Buddish Satanic worship.
The sound quality of this album is absolutely horrible and is laced with off pitched prepubescent vocals and untuned bass and guitar riffs. Anyone should be embarrassed to release such a piece of musical garbage. I rather listen to a full days worth of Backstreet Boys or New Found Glory, before having to listen to this album again.
The band’s second attempt at trying to play something that resembles music was nothing but a stones throw away to camel fecal piles on top of a rotting body. Even with the quality of the sound being increased the album lack all things musical.
Not only was the music bad, you also had tracks like “M&M’s” which is a song about performs self sexing one’s twiddle rompus, while looking at pornographic images of their own mother. Hence why the song was entitled “M&M’s”, “Masturbation and Mothers”. You also have a song named “Ben Wah Balls”, which is a dangerous sexual play toy that homosexuals use during their fecal frenzy spouts of rear end start fish stuffing.
This was the band’s first album with new Hot Topic boy, Travis Baker and was the first album to be sprinkled with gay clumps of rainbow sugar and sex nectar. The name of the album alone tells you that this will be jam packed with lyrical praises to the homo gay agenda.
The album name refers to an annual gay event in San Francisco. This event is called “Dude’s Ranch” and it is a weekend of male sodomy and homosexual gymnastic like events.
You also get the bands first taste of turning into an emo band. They even title one of the tracks “Emo” and have another track called “Josie”, which is the name emo kids call a female emo.
Enema of the State
Hey I got an idea, let’s put a gang bang recorded porn star on the cover of our album, so we can expose our 12 year old fans to the dark lord’s pornographic internet movie theater. This was the thought that ran through the minds of the band members when they decided to release their most popular album. Not only do they feature a ink covered devil whore, whose milk sacs are exposed in a slutty red laced bra, but they band also made sure to name the album after a gay sex game.
This album features the famous single “What’s My Age Again”, which promotes underage sexual parties and let’s not forget it’s follow up single “All the Small Things”, which tells kids to go out and compare their dna squirt guns with the local neighborhood gays.
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
With their fame growing, so did their bluntness about their homosexual messages. You don’t even need to listen to this album to know that it is clearly pushing a sex type hopscotch web of sticky gay romances.
This album also features a song called “Stay Together For the Kids”, which is a song about a devil worshiping emo kid whose drug use and demonic ways cause issues for his parent’s marriage and then uses Satan to call upon spirits to force his parents back together.
There is also a song called “First Date”, which teaches boys how to intoxicate their female date and force them into a back seat sexual tryst.
Before going off and creating a long list of failed musical projects, clothing companies and record labels, Blink decided to make on last album. They needed all the money they could get before calling it quits and they knew 13 year olds would be lining up to pick up their latest pile of steam fried crap.
With this album, they produced such violent gay anthems, such as “Feeling This”, which is about Thomas’ experience with man on man sin docking. In this song Thomas is exposing your children to lyrical pornography, while he sings in detail about his male stranger fondling and his love for reverse defecate sex pleasures.
To top it all over, they also created a tune called “Violence”, in which they promote the hate for Christians. They pretty much tell their listeners to use violence towards any Christians they know at school.
If these guys aren’t concocting devilish homo rock, they are basking in each other’s man love holes. The only solution is to raid our children’s Zunes and Last.fm social networking accounts and delete any downloaded band widths of this bands horrid music!