18 thoughts on “51 Christian Friendly Words for Anal Sex”

1. Gud Nooz November 13, 2011 at 7:07 am

   I hope none of my beautiful young children ever HAVE to use these terms and go fishing in the yuck hole. I couldn’t bear it. It’s a very homo thing to do and in my family we try to stay pure for Jesus, our savior.

   Thanks as always for your wonderful work, Tyson.

   -Mary Shawn.

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   1. Jesus's Gay Lover March 2, 2017 at 1:46 pm

      Jesus was gay.

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   2. Jenn June 30, 2017 at 5:31 am

      Omg. R u fuckin serious. I guarantee all of your children will encounter anal sex in their lifetime. They’re also going to give or receive blowjobs and have sex come to terms with reality

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2. Militant Negro November 13, 2011 at 7:36 am

   poking the brown eye
   taking the brown eye
   sphincter busting
   packing the brownie
   fudge merry go round
   busting a claire
   the rebel yell
   ass plundering
   fighting cock mud bath
   the Richard Simmons

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   1. Tyson Bowers III November 13, 2011 at 8:23 am

      You black people always make things dirty.

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      1. NellieBVB November 13, 2011 at 9:26 am

         See Tyson, you’re racist. You can’t deny it. Also a man of God should be a kind person. Being racist sin’t kind.

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         1. Jenn June 30, 2017 at 5:28 am

            All high and mighty in the anal sex slang section

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      2. L.N November 13, 2011 at 3:32 pm

         You’re the one that just listed over 50 terms for anal sex, you fucking pervert.

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      3. klayton knights November 16, 2011 at 6:36 am

         racist motherf**ker

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3. SD_Dave November 13, 2011 at 8:48 am

   Seriously? How could you forget to include Santorum in the mix?

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4. Grumpy Bozo November 13, 2011 at 9:45 am

   Voting for Santorum

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5. Laura November 13, 2011 at 2:37 pm

   I don’t know any “Christian” that would use any of these terms.

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6. Tom November 14, 2011 at 4:15 am

   I get the didtinct impression you spend far too much time thinking about anal sex. Is there something you’d like to admit to Tyson? Or do you think the incredibly gay impression you’ve given in the article is sufficient?

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   1. Tom November 14, 2011 at 4:15 am

      That should have read: distinct impression.

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7. erika November 14, 2011 at 5:44 am

   Honestly, nobody I know would use these terms, including my Christian friends and family members.

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8. mike November 24, 2011 at 8:55 am

   Only idiot Christians would think this website is real. Hahaha.

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10. Lex March 11, 2017 at 7:41 am

    This Dipshit is not Christian, creative or heterosexual. Get a life you Redneck Bugger. Yes, bugger is a word for ass fucking.

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