Ben and Jerry’s Wants Kids to Eat Sweat Dipped Testicles – “Schweddy Balls” Flavor

I exposed their first attempt at tricking kids into eating frozen spoon fulls of homosexual seamen and now the Homo Gay Agenda wants your children to fein for thick milky ice cream balls of perspired gay testicles. Just the name alone shows you that their true intent to destroy the heterosexual fibers of America that God intended. Thanks to the abuse of free will by homosexual sugar plummed fairies, emosexuals, hipsters and a large portion on none God skinned people, we have to watch our grocer’s freezer like a band of Nazis making sure that no evil pastries or dairy treats try to escape and turn our children into walking sin lusted, ass bandits.

Just like how the blacks used crack to control their streets, the gays are using sweet delicacies to get kids addicted to the taste of a musky and sweaty candy bags. They know kids don’t read the names of ice cream, the just want the newest flavor. Like the head crack dealer, liberal overlord, Alex Boldwhen, has been promoting this dairy death weapon for years now on the left wing cable show, SNL (Satan Network of Lies) pushing for your children to make their parents buy this product. Unaware parents will purchase this sin cream and allow their children to sit in front of the tv while they load up their mouth with not only highly fattening calories, but also force their taste buds to acquire the need to be bombarded with taint tingling tastes of homosexual desires.

Like I said before, I hope Southern California’s sinful cities of liberal gay parades are swallowed up by hell’s fire and burned to ash. Once that happens we can dance for joy on top of the remains of the gaytropolises that denied God!

30 thoughts on “Ben and Jerry’s Wants Kids to Eat Sweat Dipped Testicles – “Schweddy Balls” Flavor

  1. Bruce Danus

    Didn’t that giant liberal homogay, who tries to act like a proper Republican on the Television Box, named Stephen Colbert have an ice cream named after him by these hippies as well?

    1. Nanna

      HAHAHA “Butt Plundering sinlords”, that an amazing line tom. It sounds like a star wars Character. no matter what your next article is about please make it the title.

  2. Richard

    Is this a real website?? You aren’t serious with this stuff are you?
    ALl of my Christain friends have a sense of humor. as did Jesus, I’m sure!
    You must be very lonely unhappy people! Isn’t religion supposed to bring you solace and peace?

    1. TheRavenlord

      i believe that it started out as a poes law website but then someoelse got domain and they actually believe the shit their writing

  3. PaigeLouise

    What has Ben And Jerry’s ever done to you ????

    seriously keep writing this shit cause it does make me giggle 😀

    It’s rum and vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered rum and malt Yum … I think? and theres no homosexual semen involved

  4. mcr666

    So now that ice cream has been officially deemed gay….


  5. TheMissunderstood666

    Ahahahaha LOL !
    Where To Start OMFG lol..

    1. Is It Satan’s bad ass ice cream..? aha.
    2. Homophobic or what FFS!
    3. Get A Life And Grow Up.
    4. Where the fuck do you come up with this shit?
    5. would you get scared if I dressed up as Ben and Jerry ice cream and can to your house to trick or treat for Halloween? 😉
    6. Except people for who you are!
    I’m not gay but I believe very strongly for excepting who people are!!
    7. This aint christian.. so fuck off christwire.
    8. just to piss u off like u have pissed me off with tons of shit articles both u and susan.. I shall say this! GO ARSE RAPE YOUR UGLY FUCKING UNREAL HOMOPHOBIC GOD! HE DONT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT U SCUMBAG AND IF HE WAS REAL HE’D WISH HE NEVER MADE YOU!!! SUCK ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER! >:D
    ( I do not care if people believe in god.. I can if people lie to say there christian and spread hate.

  6. Stephenson Billings

    This is pure perversion for profit. How disgusting they’d take something wholesome like ice cream and turn it into a homosexual sexual act. Ben and Jerry are also anti-corporate hippies who are the biggest millionaire corportists around. Hypocrites.

  7. incredulous

    This article is the dumbest, most insulting, most unbelievably whiny prattle that has ever sullied the internets. It’s an SNL sketch, for those with half a brain and the slightest sense of humor or normalcy, get over it. What does it have to do with homosexuality or corrupting children? This has to be a bad, tasteless joke. Otherwise, not only is it disheartening in its idiocy, but indicative of an unhealthy fixation on the part of the author.

  8. Rick Dickulous

    Isn’t “dancing on the remains of the gaytropolises” kind of gay? I saw Tyson Bowers kissing a guy eleven years ago at the Olson party…he was probably too drunk to remember.

  9. Peter

    Hey Tyson, what a stupid douche bag, you picked up on a made up joke on TV and think that it is true and then build your own sick little story around it. LoL! Tyson, you are the devil’s unwitting and most obedient servant.

  10. Barb

    Are you people serious? How can you call yourself’s christian’s if your bashing all of gods children. Read your bible seriously get off the insane train please you people will be the cause of our children’s downfall in the future. Face it we live in a diverse world stop being racist. It’s Alec Baldwin first of all you idiot’s! Second It has nothing to do with testicles. People like you are the ones who put up billboards and sign that say things like porn hurts everyone and my 8 year old ask’s mom what is porn…… Hello if you Jesus freaks didn’t put crap like that out there my son would of never known what the word porn meant. Honestly your blog is sac religious I think you are the Satin worshipers not the rest of us. Also it’s beliefs like yours that make your children murder’s and menace’s to society. Again face the fact’s you are not doing God’s work your are going against it but again I guess that’s what bigot’s like you do.


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