There is only one person in the world that would make Mary Kate and Ashley’s drug problems look like a happy morning episode of “Jesus and Friends” and that Satanic spunk of whorness is no other than ghetto rap, slut demon Ke$ha. This woman is covered in Satan nectar and radiates promiscuous interracial sex from her vodka and crystal meth clogged pores. The harlot of whorness, also spreads her “alternative lifestyle” like a African outbreak with with lyrics in her music. This music is played all over radio shows like Ryan Seacreast and other gay hosted top 40 stations.
This feeble minded bi-homosexual hussie of home wrecking fecal frenzy is to dumb to even realize that “$” isn’t even a word. Does the “$” respesent that fact that she sells all her orifices for a record deal or a quick line of acid meth? If the “$” is her name is suppose to mean she is worth anything, she should show her real worth and change it to a “¢”.
Ke$ha is a turbo quasi lesbian that spends more time on tripled dipped acid drug trips, while wondering the deserts in search of a Indian three way, than she does on her own personal hygiene. There is no doubt that this girls labia could host a E! News red carpet event. Her fish cave woofs the stench of aborted babies lying lifeless in the trash can outside of a Planned Parenthood alleyway. It has been rumored that her love slaves prefer to rump her sewer hole rather than her camel hump because the smell is more pleasant. The only thing more train wrecked than her man hole sized baby door is her overgrown bushy eyebrow-ed Clydesdale face and long locks of lice infested hair. This woman’s body is truly a walking dumpster filled with pre-used homosexual anal docking condoms and bags of fecal matter.
You can also tell God has smitened her because she carries the ugliness of Satan and she tries to cover up these beast marks with voluminous layers of make up and carnival face paints. She knows she is ugly, because in her song “TicK TocK”, she says that she wakes up looking like a ugly blak man named “Puffed Dit Te”. We all know that male blacks are not the strong jaw lined lookers.
If she could, this woman would love to suck your children up into her love cavern and torment them with nightmares of late night binge drinking and back ally gang bangs. So don’t let your children listen to her “blah, blah, blah” mp3 files on their iTunes or from their last.fm accounts. If you do catch you child listening to her demonic sound waves, punish them by throwing all their electronic devices in the trash, burning them and ground your child. For every Satanic song of her’s they have listened too, that is an extra week of no social interactions.