About Andrea Tantaros
Andrea is the daughter of an immigrant Greek family, so she knows the how the great LEGAL immigration system in America works. Due to her family following the rules of American citizenship, God blessed her family with a restaurant, where she worked as a waitress during her teenage years. In 1997 she graduated high school and attended Lehigh University and majored in Journalism and French. She knew if she wanted to be a true journalist, she would have to learn the language of the socialist and lazy enemies of the world. This is why she is also fluent in Mexican, British and Liberal Twaddle.
After college, Andrea did what most liberal woman aren’t capable of and got a high ranking job by using her wits, brains and not using women’s rights to further her career. Tantaros joined the Holy Gail of all journalism networks, Fox News, in April 2010 and currently co-hosts one of the greatest shows on cable, “The Five”, where she gives perfect skinned and plump glossy lipped truth commentary on current events.
If I didn’t commit my life to God, Andrea is the type of woman I would court.
What Liberal Women Can Learn From Andrea Tantaros
FASHION – Without fully exposing her sin treats, Princess Tantaros is able to embody class with sass. It is very important for woman to look professional when working in the man’s world and Andrea is able to mix and match proper waist size dresses and at the same time not wear something that would distract her male co-workers with thoughts of naught imagery. Men who work with liberal hussies, who dress like cheap $3 French whores, are shown to work at a 45% productivity rate, but when you put those same men with a classy Goddess like Andrea, their productivity is at full staff and capacity.
BEAUTY – Is it just me or does it seem like conservative woman have a natural glow to them? All liberal women need to wear make up. No man should ever see what these goal-less female’s truly look like without at least some foundation. When you have an angelic face like Andrea, make up is always optional. Now if libby females could take a note from “Drea Drea” and actually wash their faces after a long day of Wall Street protesting or maybe used some face cleanser to clear up their pot smoke causing zits, they might have a chance to have 1/87 of the beauty that our soft skinned angel Andrea effortlessly flaunts. But all in all, Andrea’s beauty is God given and remember God favors and gifts those who walk in his light, not denying him with Socialism.
HYGIENE – Sculpted P90X style biceps, white glistening teeth, hydrated lips, smooth Pro-active skin, lotion sopped legs and Vidal Sassoon, split end free hair. These are traits you would never use to describe a liberal fem, these are the words that echo in the Fox News hallways when they speak of Andrea. You would never hear such praises in the MSNBC coffee room, as the typical anti-God female thinks that walking around with a “Bed Head” boy hair cut and belly fat is respectable and natural. If looking like that was natural, why didn’t God make Eve a short haired dyke? He made Eve beautiful and by doing that, God was telling his children that women need to follow some basic rules of female hygiene. I bet if God sent down a photo of Eve, she would look identically like Andrea.
CAREER – Andrea didn’t get her career by performing countless mouth sex acts in the back alley of MSNBC or spreading her legs in the conference room at the HLN office. No, she used her God given brain power to work long hours to EARN her way to the top of the journalist totem pole. If liberal females could understand that they could use their mental talents instead of their vaginal talents, they might move up in the world with respect instead of sexual butt slaps.
So I leave you with this question and a song dedication: