CollegeHumor.com Now Promotes Having Sex With Pony Anus’

We’ve had our run ins with CollegeHumor before on many subjects like:

Now our college sin breeders have created a video to promote having sex with pony anus’.

They try to show it as a funny ha ha sketch, but in reality they are telling their college viewers to get a group together, drive to a local ranch and partake in a circle sin of animal gay love.

This video is encrypted with hip and cool lingo, so us older generation can’t understand it. Good thing for us we had our college interns decode this homo gay Morse code.

Here is the character breakdown:

The horse or “pony” is being played by the lovable office lesbian “Sarah” and she is making it look like a pony would love a twinkie stick inside it’s anus’.

Dan plays the drunk frat boy to show that it is cool to be a straight college boy and stick your scepter stick inside.

Patrick plays the business student to show our future business owners that it is ok when they are traveling the world for business that they can go and have sex with foreign animals.

Aqueer or Amir plays the closeted homo letting fag students know that they can repress their gay urges by having sex with horses. Amir also represents the gay kid who comes out of the closet his senior year and shoots up his college because he hates himself for being gay.

Jake is just added because the gays love his young boyish looks and chiseled facial features.

32 thoughts on “CollegeHumor.com Now Promotes Having Sex With Pony Anus’

    1. Tyson Bowers IIIStephenson Billings Post author

      I’m not familiar with the show, but maybe you should write a profile on him? Something like, “Nasty Secrets of College Humor’s Star’s Private Life Revealed!” or “Homosexuality and Debauchery: Another Internet Star Luring Our Kids to Hell” or “CollegeHumor.com: Getting Our Kids to Drop Their Books and Their Trousers.”

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  1. JaniceFun

    oh my god take that off it is so completely dishutingt and wrong and im kind of freaking myself otu frigjt now how can this be in the inetnet ntiot not not not good you peple are sick sick sick!!!! gret off get offf offff!!!!!!!

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  2. Tricky Mcnickle

    Why are all the “christians” who write for this site so obsessesed with gay sex? I think its obvious who loves the cock around here.

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    1. Tyson Bowers IIIStephenson Billings Post author

      Obviously you’re unfamiliar with Biblical teaching. Jesus made it very clear that homosexuals were the lowest of the low. When you look at the damage they’ve done today, with their parades and television shows, their sexual depravity on the internet and all the youngsters drawn to this lifestyle because they think it’s “cool”, it’s very clear why Christians are worried.

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      1. The Defiant Soldier

        I for one, am very familiar with bible teaching.

        Genesis 16:5
        “…..May the LORD judge between you and me.”

        Some how, according to your own religion, I don’t think you are the lord. In any way. SO that means that the false judgement you are laying on these people is wrong. In the worst way. And you are a christian, so you believe in the plan of salvation right?

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        1. Tyson Bowers IIIStephenson Billings Post author

          Oh stop quoting scripture out of context! This is why you need the hand of a pastor! You can’t interpret this stuff willy nilly. It’s perfectly appropriate for Christian leaders and thinker to judge– what the heck do you think we’ve been doing to help society for the last 2000 years?

          If we were not here to judge and give guidance, who would? What kind of world would we live in if the pedophiles and murderers and bank robbers and lesbian masters were free to live any way they chose? Oh goodness, we wouldn’t want to interfere with their freedom of speech with a little something called morality, would we?

          You’re just deranged and living in an oversexed maniac world.

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          1. Emily

            “Do not judge and criticize and condemn others, so that you may not be judged and criticized and condemned yourselves. For just as you judge and criticize and condemn others, you will be judged and criticized and condemned, and in accordance with the measure you deal out to others, it will be dealt out again to you. “–Matthew 7:1-2

            “He who is without sin among you, let him {be the} first to throw a stone” –John 8:7

          2. Coolguy777

            What have you been doing for the past 2000 years? Where to begin…

            Committing genocide.
            Promoting hate on a massive scale.
            Brainwashing children that their imaginary friends are real. And that
            the voices in their head is really god telling them what to do.
            Robbing innocent people that just want to be happy of their rights.
            Trying to think of ways to deter attention away from your churches,
            while the altar boys are being raped by your preachers.

            I can keep going, but do I really have to?

      2. Tyson Bowers IIIClaire Post author

        “When you look at the damage they’ve done today, with their parades and television shows”

        I wasn’t aware that parades were so damaging to society.

        “their sexual depravity on the internet”

        I’ve seen a lot more straight porn than I’ve seen gay porn.

        “all the youngsters drawn to this lifestyle because they think it’s “cool””

        You honestly think that kids turn gay because they think it’s cool? I wasn’t aware that getting ridiculed by your peers was “cool”. If it’s so “cool”, why do so many gay teens commit suicide?

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  3. The Defiant Soldier

    Dude. I don’t live in an oversexed world. I am at school. Sex isn’t allowed.
    And I also believe I already stated that I don’t see women as sex objects. So how am I oversexed if I never have any? Another thing is I found that qoute on a christian website. So….it came outta your bible. Not mine. So go smoke a blunt with a page from it.

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  4. OneAbsoluteTruth

    “what the heck do you think we’ve been doing to help society for the last 2000 years?”

    Religion, and religious fanatics such as yourself have held back the progression of mankind for the past 2000 years. All of the wars that have been started on behalf of religion, all of the hatred that has been spread… but it is all fine to murder, as long as it’s in the name of God. Is that what it says in the book?

    You’re using religion as a means to attack whatever you please: Homosexuality, Online Gaming, Liberal Politics/Media, Vampire Sex Blood Abortion Orgies (??)… the list of odd things continue. Your twisted translation of the book would disgust any decent human being, let alone a decent christian. It’s sickening that you honestly believe a natural disaster is a message by god against a certain type of people, yet you address to the masses how WE are sick? How WE need help? How WE need god? I think you need to take a good, long read through that book again and try to figure out where your overly oppressed brain came up with this vile translation of filth.

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  5. James O'Connor

    I cannot honestly beleive what I am reading from this ignorant so called Christian. He claims, we should not judge and interpret what we read, leave that up to the head of pastures and christian leaders to judge.

    News flash we are not in dark ages, we can read. We think and we question.

    That is your real problem ,you don’t want us asking questions. You have no answers. It is that simple.

    People like you make me sick. I’m a straight male and an Athiest and I have respect for all religions, but any type of extremist such as yourself are the route of all the problems and evil in this world.

    Well done for slowing down the developing world, without people like you. Who knows the world could have peace and it would be a happier and better place without. I hope you get what you deserve.

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    1. Coolguy777

      An atheist and you respect all religions? I’m not bashing, you; but, it sounds as though you may be Agnostic. They follow no particular religion, and tend to respect people wishes to follow their own religions.

      Atheists however, dwell on the concept that there is absolutely no god.

      While this confuses many, please allow me to clarify.

      Christians, Muslims, etc: Say that their respected gods are the true
      god and follow said gods’ teachings

      Atheists : Say that there is no way that any god can
      exist

      Agnostics : Say that they believe what can be proven,
      so if you can pick a god out of a crowd and
      he can do what these religions say he can;
      they will believe in his existence to

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  6. Annoyed

    I’m really beginning to wonder if you actually believe anything that you write.
    It’s so ridiculous that I can’t fathom how anyone could actually THINK that way.

    It’s a VIDEO! Put together but a bunch of young adults. It’s for fun!

    Honestly, here’s a tip. Stop looking for secret “gay” messages in everything you see and just go enjoy life.

    God doesn’t need you to do his bidding. He’s a pretty powerful guy, I’m sure he can handle it.

    It’s probably really hopeless telling you this, but maybe you should just relax and try to see the good in everything for a change.
    You believe in God and trust in Him… so trust that he made people the way he wanted them to be. He knows their path… not you.

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    1. Coolguy777

      I don’t believe that “thinking” is even involved as far as anything that is produced from these people.

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  7. Nath

    Isn’t homophobism illegal in your country?

    It just feels so blatantly and obviously hypocritical to follow a god who’s main message is Love, and instead use your energy to hate those you think unworthy.

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  10. millenium

    wow all those ruckus for a … Joke ??? really You have Nothing better to do ? its not even a real hors eits the Ponytail of the girl

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  11. Hanti

    The gay agenda is about coercing men to submit to anal sex. Homosexuals really want to sodomize heterosexual men. They even go after boys. Lesbians are no different. Homosexuals also force innocent men into performing fellatio and anilingus on them. That is why homosexual is wrong. They want to turn everyone gay.

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