Just like all drug infested raves, Nocturnal Wonderland is shrouded in hazy drug eyed mystery of sex blood games, reverse orgy three ways and toxic anal drug taking. No one really knows how this party of pornography filled drug dancing and electronic clusters of demon music came about, but we can tell you what goes on at this festival.
Nocturnal Festival is a single-day sex and drug event that is held to worship the rave God’s “Abe” and “Adam”. Abe is the raver god of masturbation and Adam is the god of the ecstasy pill. The event is held at the end of August, or in early September around Labor Day, because the ravers believe this is the time that both their gods where born. There are usually 5 stages that each have a ritual that displays the loyalty of the ravers to their false gods.
The first Nocturnal Wonderland was in 1999 and was held at the future local of the sex infested festival known as Coachella Fest. It was reported that 500 pounds of Mexican ecstasy was confiscation that night and that over 45 causes of anal rape was reported. Even so, parents still allow their children to walk down the red carpet to Satan’s own VIP party of cosmic rape and glittery sinful lullabies.
The five stages or circles at the event are tailored to celebrate a specific event in the life of the raver’s drugged out gods and to praise their master dingles in a mesmerized fashion. The reason they pick five, is because the number five represents the five nights the two gods spent doing drugs, performing mouth sex act on each other and co-masturbating while creating the “Raver Utopia”.
The stages (circles) are:
“The Labyrinth”:
The Labyrinth is a circle maze that represents the fictional journey Abe and Adam took to gather and create the first ecstasy pills. To honor their adventures to create the drug that makes black ghetto crack look like aspirin, ravers gather in a circle and violently masturbate until they create a penile ejected sea of globby dna devil’s brew. Once the forearms of each raver has exhausted, they collect the goop soup in a pot and pass around filled cups to each other. As the cup is passed they take turns drinking random stranger’s twiddle rompus, baby juice and give thanks to their lords.
The raver believes that this circle of released excitement, arouses the gods, who then blesses their drugs with more potent MDMA chemicals.
Alice’s House:
Alice was Abe’s sex slave and he was known to visit her “kingdom in the sky” that was built by a fellow named “Jack”. Once a week Abe would come to Alice’s house and use her as a masturbatory assistant. In “honor” of this love tryst, the ravers throw on Poi (Penile Orgasmic Interaction) shows. Poi shows, is where ravers use electronic lights to spin around to imitate the sperm streams that were ejected out of the tips of their Abe’s skin torpedoes. This dance also puts male ravers into a trance and calls upon Abe to enter their body and create more semen juices to be produced in the male’s candy sacs.
The Upside Downroom:
The Upside Downroom is all about drugs. The story goes that Adam and Abe were given magic mushrooms to be given strength to travel a long distance to find a new land for their people. Instead the mushrooms were swapped for infected mushrooms. These mushrooms turned their brains upside down and spoke to the gods. They told them to head east and collect the chemicals that today create MDMA.
To celebrate this joy for the swapped mushrooms, ravers mix their pills and “infected mushrooms” to enter into a state called “Candy Hip-E Flip” and it supposedly turns their brain upside down and allows them to speak with Abe and Adam telepathically. Once in this state, the ravers can only be brought out of this chemical possession by saying the word “E-tard”.
The Sunken Garden:
The Sunken Garden is the place Abe and Adam rested after their first experience with the ecstasy drug that they just created. The night was cold, so both Adam and Abe cuddled with each other to warm each other with their body hit. Rumor has it, that the two gods did partake in a rump of anal sin docking.
In the Sunken Garden room, ravers who are coming down from their highs, create what is called a “Cuddle Puddle” and snuggle with each other until they are fully out of their drug state.
The Queen’s Grounds:
The Queen was a fairy who granted the title “god” to Abe and Adam once they took control of their world by turning everyone into dependent dug addicts. They were the only ones who knew the recipe for ecstasy and they used that power to control the masses. The Queen didn’t want to lose her thrown, so she dubbed the two men as gods and gave herself sexual to them. Once the sugar covered fairy sex was done, Abe ripped The Queen’s wings off and melted them down with a mixture of his latest e-brew and created what is now known “Pixie Ecstasy”.
In The Queens Grounds, ravers will lace their pills with “pixie dust” or as the black street kids call it “PCP” and dance with furious rage. In the room, ravers are also known to have forced female three ways to reenact the sexual rape of The Queen by Abe and Adam.
These circles of Satanic delight are energized by the BPMs of techno trace drummed and based music, being created by the terror jungle lists DJ, Diesel Boy. Instead of blowing up buildings in New York City, Diesel Boy uses his .wav format dirty bombs to tantalize your son’s “South Tower”. This man has the ability to conjure up the dark lord spirits via his death mp3’s that are blasted out of his Technic bass speakers and high powered New-marked torque, turntables. He literally turns the dance floor into a portal to hell, while the children dance in a ritualistic manner, while whacking their demon flesh until they forcefully produce devil juices. It has also been reported that Diesel Boy himself, Asian massages his Satan scepter to the point of climatic pleasure, from looking down upon the souls of the children below him being devoured by Satan’s glow sticks of destruction.
Nocturnal Wonderland raver hussies, flaunting their sex cushions.
It is very easy for a drug slamming, raver hussie to attain such outfits. You have large clothing chains like Urban Outfitters, Dirty Shirty and Hot Topic that flourish in greedy blood money from slut wear sales to sex frenzied minors.
You see, these vixens of sexual masturbatory imagery are hired by the Insomnia rave lords to send taint tremors down the male raver’s Adam whistle and excite them to the point where they can not fight the bad touch urges no more. The more males walking around wanting to milk their cuddle rod, the more baby injection nectar that can be spilled for the raver gods.
If you don’t believe us that this festival is a cesspool of drug induced, sex juice circles, below is a menu that was intercepted by one of our undercover ticket buyers. Along with your ticket, you are given a ecstasy pill list. With this list you can pre-order your compressed pills of lustful deviance and they will mail it to you three days before the big event.
Wow, and to think the names sound so cute and look just like candy.
Yes sir, “Liquid Sex Triangle” sounds so cute, doesn’t it? I agree completely.
Good point, Atheist. I have to agree, what is with all these christians thinking that everything that metal bands put out is “cute”?
Those look like the candies that kids pass out on Valentines.
I am curious what is the difference between a “reverse orgy three way” and a regular orgy?
The difference? It’s all the more worth it.
Susan.. I have no words but this..[img]http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/554/original/facepalm.jpg?1248715065[/img]
All of this Pagan God worship you mention here is so disturbing, I can’t help but think there is some deeper sinful meaning, Oh the ways that the devil tries to tempt us is LEGION!!!
You seem to be over thinking this entire festival. It is simply a fun time where rock fans can get together and cheer on their favorite bands, not a huge orgy of paganists. I think you are simply trolling, Susan.
I found Susan’s copy of Demon the Fallen.
Parents should be sending their children to summer-long Bible Camp where their hormones will never have the chance to run wild like this. Shameful! Thank you, Brother Tyson, for warning us.
My friend got raped at a bible camp…
Impossible, your friend is a liar.
What’s impossible is you thinking at any coherent level.
wow that’s an aggressive statement. Sounds like you did the raping.
… No it’s not… my friend got knocked up at the same camp that i fell in love with God with…Dude, you can sin at church camp. Are you kidding me? Have you actually met real people recently, because I dunno about you, but we’re all sinners. Further… am I the only JesusFreak who thinks this entire website actively and repeatedly SPITS on the face of Jesus…
This is possibly worse than burning man!
Burning man isn’t a bad thing either. It simply lets people express themselves as human beings.
People pay over $300 to do drugs and be told that showering is not cool. They should just fly to Portland, Oregon and hang out with the Hipsters for a day. It is the same thing and but without as much sodomy.
You ought to be the man they are burning good sir. Not a wooden figure.
ummm,….. no, your wrong again. the festival is to promote salvation through music and to be urself and to say “FUCK U!” to all who appose. u do know that no matter what u people do we will always do stuff especially drugs, to tell u the truth ive never tried some of the stuff u have ! oh yea cuz their fake! putting tysonbowersiii.com in the back just proves its fake. and no one dose drugs through their asses i mean come on people ive tried everything out on the market and ive never seen or done one up my bum!
– forever the right one
ALISON MANSON
Hello, my love. You’re looking sexy today! xD
Drugs… up the ass? O.O
nope dolly no drugs up the bum but i think these morons like to do them up the butt XP. sick bastards!
idk whats wrong with these people im telling them for their own good but it looks like they like having their heads in their asses! oh well thats america for ya!
Yeah.
And you Christwire guys…. What would be the POINT of drugs up your ass? I mean, How are you going to get high off that??
putting drugs up your ass actually makes the effect happen faster since it’s entering the body more directly and gets absorbed by the skin going directly to your blood stream so it hits you faster and what not. Many people actually do put drugs up their anus since it’s the fastest way for the stuff to kick in
Very good point, Alison. I hate how many of these so-called christians are very judgemental of others, and what type of entertainment helps them live their lives.
If you believe the authors of this website have anything to do with Christianity, I’ve got a bridge that you might like to buy.
So much hostility Alison, please get laid.
Oh she has, look at her body~! You silly Christian-Pagan will never be allowed to touch such grace.
People takes drugs up their butts all the time. Its called: “Booty Bumping”.
It is also a very easy way to overdose as well. People die all the time booty bumping booze at alarming rates. Talk about your douche bags.
Try looking it up; Google is your friend.
I have a heart I swear I do
But just not baby when it comes to you
I get so hungry when you say you love me
If you know what’s good for you
I think you’re hot I think you’re cool
You’re the kinda guy I’d stalk in school
But now that I’m famous, you’re up my anus
Now I’m gonna eat you fool!
[CHORUS]
I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch
Then when I’m thirsty, I drink their blood
Carnivore, animal, I am a Cannibal
I eat boys up, you better run
I am Cannibal
I am Cannibal (I’ll eat you up)
I am Cannibal
I am Cannibal (I’ll eat you up)
Whenever you tell me I’m pretty
That’s when the hunger really hits me
You’re little heart goes pitter patter
I want your liver on a platter
Use your finger to stir my tea
and for desser I’ll suck your teeth
Be too sweet and you’ll be a gonner
I’ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer
[CHORUS]
I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch
Then when I’m thirsty, I drink their blood
Carnivore, animal, I am a Cannibal
I eat boys up, you better run
I am Cannibal
I am Cannibal (I’ll eat you up)
I am Cannibal
I am Cannibal (I’ll eat you up)
Ohohwoahohwoah [x8]
I am Cannibal
I am Cannibal (I’ll eat you up)
I am Cannibal
I am Cannibal (I’ll eat you up)
I love you
I warned you
ROAR
Hmmmm. Is that Ke$ha? Idk, I don’t listen to her.
yep i like that song she sounds so,……… sexy idk way im just into that!
Wow. Manson likes it kinky… 😉
lol, u have no idea lol!
I knew we had a lot in common! <3
lol hun that just made my day!
😀 glad it did hun.
…Wait, I hope you don’t think all christians are like THAT. because like 90% of the people on here are ignorant, and maybe stupid.
Anyways, if you do, then I’m really sorry… I’d like to go buy a giant bible so I can go beat the author of this website, because this is disgusting and doesn’t represent us at all… I do apologize.
I can honestly say…. Never have I done drugs up the arse. Weed, yes… up the arse…. never.
weed is good it numbs u and all u do is get the munchies! there is no butt drugs i guess unless a penis is a drug?
My friend is a dealer. I lmao when I saw “best taken anally” I was like O.o Do what?! You can’t take drugs up the ass…!
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So Tyson talks about yet another event that he’s never been to, with people that he doesn’t know attending, and talks about things that he THINKS happens, but has no definitive proof since he’s never been to it.
he must have done something, to believe X is best taken through the ass….
u know if u wanna know about drugs come to me or someone who really knows! i can help u get all the best shit around
Come to me too. Like I said, My buddies a dealer. I can get whatever, whenever.
Selling drugs on a christian site, smart.
Put me down for 2 grams of marijuana. I need to toke up some more after reading this.
I also need to.
MY GOD WE ARE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!
xD That’s why we’re married! xDDD
Tyson tiene un pene muy pequeño! xD
Just seeing if this works…
Yes! It does! So it’s just the e-mail. Okie-dokie. Everyone knows who I am. Good.
Hey kids, drugs are fun!
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
from wikipedia “Plugging, or rectal ingestion, relies on the many veins in the anal passage passing the drug into the blood stream quite rapidly. Some users find that trading off some of the ‘rush’ for fewer health risks is a good compromise. Shafting usually involves about 1.5 ml of fluid mixed with the drug.”
Doctors have used anal ingestion to get life-saving drugs into a person’s bloodstream when injection isn’t possible – this is something that is especially useful with babies. So get the fuck over it. It’s used all the time.
Meh. I think if you use your anal-passage responsibly you should be fine. I myself have a cousin who has inserted things into his anal cavity, and he is fine, he just can’t sit down for about 4 hours afterwards.
Indeed. Respect your anal cavity.
Indeed.
Next year I am going to go to this festival and save those girls posted in the picture. They need to know there is a better way.
if i ever met you, id punch you straight in the face for your ignorance
Fuck yes. This is what it’s all about. Here in Sweden we do drugs all day long while the never ending search for more gay people to hang with goes on. Not that it’s very hard, since here in Sweden, drugs and gay people drop down from the sky.
God does not exist. If “he” did exist. How come we have to learn about him? Shouldn’t the knowledge of god be something you’re born with?
spoken like a true liberal. you want everything handed to you
I like that you sent someone to check out the party, hope your undercover had a good time, sounds like they did since s/he was buying pills of E.
In short though, you’re insane.
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Wow I stumbled upon this somehow
Just right click on the pic and click on “view image”
This was quite clearly NOT written by anyone in our staff. It also isn’t clever …
Hank, learn to grow up, you Christian-Pagan’s cannot ignore the children now can you?
I’m sorry? I think we have a very serious responsibility to ensure that our children are raised correctly and aren’t exposed to demonic influences.
Demonic influences? The true worry is spreading the chains from the false god of the one you serve, to force people to be exactly you, you are making slaves for a god who crafted the same crusades you all deny! Your arrogance is truly amusing hypocrite, your kind disgusts me, and the fact you think you are creating a better world, it is false! You all are nothing but lies, that’s all Christianity is!
All you’re capable of is spitting insults at people who disagree with you. You make many claims, but I didn’t see a shred of evidence supporting any of them. That means Satan’s grip is strong on you, and you have little hope of being relinquished from it. I suggest you speak to your local pastor, minister or priest as soon as possible to discuss possible paths to redemption. I’ll pray for you.
Actually you do the same exact thing, your last post is a hypocritical one Christian-Pagan. And don’t ever say you will pray for me! I spit on your prayers! It’s just another way of saying you despise me wicked one! And yes Satan’s grip is in all of us, it is the force that we Satanist’s call natural instincts. And in fact we do not deny we follow your ‘sins’ for we indulge in them, for calling them sin is a way to make more followers to be enslaved into your god.
Your way would have us abandon any notion of accountability. If you had your way and the majority of the world followed Satan, the entire world would degrade to an anarchist pit of homosexuality, fornication, drug abuse and pedophilia. You’ll forgive me if I find that idea disturbing.
Actually that is so false, you are to be laughed at by me. I don’t want any followers, Satan is not something we worship, he is the force that is in nature, read the Satanic Bible before spitting out stuff, after all you do not really know the other side of the story.
You guys go way to far into this. if you feel that way about it then don’t listen to it. What other people find in this music is their own experience not yours. They don’t care about your religious views or condemnation which your not supposed to do because it’s not your place if you truly read the Bible. People have the free will of choice and they have every right to make their own choices without being judged. I just wish the whole christian community could grow up, you guys are brainwashed into this childish state of mind through manipulation of the church. If you actually read the bible you would realize you are being lied to big time by the church. How about you read the first book of Ezekiel and tell me that it’s bad to believe in aliens or ufo’. Heaven is within you, Jesus said it himself. We have to get rid of this idea that the church implanted in us that heaven and hell are physical places, they are not and it doesn’t say that they are in the bible. I could sit here and talk all day but the bottom line is the christian community is brainwashed and doesn’t know anything about the bible even if they say they do. If you would step back from church and actually read it you would become disgusted with what the church says and does. Their just their to get the money and power.
This whole site is a troll. Nobody gets it.
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You will not get people to “click” on your awful porn site. Please stop spamming us with it.
“… the number five represents the five nights the two gods spent doing drugs, performing mouth sex act on each other and co-masturbating while creating the ‘Raver Utopia’.”
That sounds so hot. Am I a sinner?
WOW
I find it shocking how all these anally ingested drugs fly under the radar. I would imagine most parents have no idea what signs to be looking for if one of their kids were to be taking such a drug.
I for one am taking it upon myself to inspect my child’s anal ducts for any such sighs. If I find anything that slightly resembles a heart shaped pill I swear to the almighty. I will kick my son Tommy right out of the house. Thatbloodsuckingleach if this is what he’s been spending his lunch money on… I’m wondering off topic.
Anyways! I’m off to find a flashlight.
God’s Speed – Marry
… why not have himtaken to a doctor for a physical instead
Where can I get tickets?
There is more detail here about sexual activities between men than I find on most gay-themed websites. Are you for real? This whole website is a joke, right?
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Everyone who believes this is a fucking idiot. The only god that is false if Christianity’s. WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU BIBLE SUCKING TURDS.
Christianity is responsible for most of the wars that have occurred. FUCK YOU ALL. HAIL LORD XENU 666.
“With this list you can pre-order your compressed pills of lustful deviance and they will mail it to you three days before the big event.”
pshhhh i WISH they did that for us, that would be AWESOME!