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Mormon Watch List – People Who Look Christian, But Aren't

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Sick and twisted sexual beliefs could be carefully inserted into the minds of America’s children without us even knowing it. Mormons, the people who want marriage to be a orgy fest of demonic proportion, have infiltrated the Jewish community of Hollywood in hopes to spread their vile religion via TV shows, music and magazines. When will these fake Christians realize the American people think that their beliefs in a multi-vagina lifestyle and hocus pocus hat trick religion is a crock, This religion was created just so the elders could tax their own people and have an annual rub and tug orgy party in Utah. Below is a list of camouflage celebrities who you need to boycotted.

Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

David Archuleta

David Archuleta

Eliza Dushku

Eliza Dushku

Gladys Knight

Gladys Knight

Harry Reid

Harry Reid

Jewel

Jewel

Jon Heder

Jon Heder

Julianne Hough

Julianne Hough

Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl

Ken Jennings

Ken Jennings

Paul Walker

Paul Walker

Ricky Schroder

Ricky Schroder

Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling

Wilford Brimley

Wilford Brimley

 

 

Christwire’s First Annual – Hug a Christian Day

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Christwire’s First Annual – Hug a Christian Day

What: It is time for people to thank the Christian’s in the world for keeping them safe from The Rapture, terrorism and sin. Show your thanks by hugging a Christian in your local area. You will get extra faith points by taking a photo and sharing it with our community.

When:  Monday, May 30 · 12:00am – 11:59pm

Where: All across the world of course!

Remember, man on man hugs must follow the side hip hug or the pelvic hover hug. Pelvic areas must be at least 10 inchs away from each other to prevent temptation touching. Interracial hugging is ok.

RSVP: Click the link here.

Christian Guarantee That Judgment Day Will Arrive May 21

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We told you back in January about the end of the world and many have not taken our holy warning. We know that the year 2011 is the 7000th year from the flood. We also know that God will destroy this world in that year.

Here is a beautiful movie put together to show you that the rapture is coming:

Proof of the end timeline

11,013 BC—Creation. God created the world and man (Adam and Eve).

4990 BC—The flood of Noah’s day. All perished in a worldwide flood. Only Noah, his wife, and his 3 sons and their wives survived in the ark (6023 years from creation).
7 BC—The year Jesus Christ was born (11,006 years from creation).

33 AD—The year Jesus Christ was crucified and the church age began (11,045 years from creation; 5023 calendar years from the flood).

1988 AD—This year ended the church age and began the great tribulation period of 23 years (13,000 years from creation).

1994 AD—On September 7th, the first 2300-day period of the great tribulation came to an end and the latter rain began, commencing God’s plan to save a great multitude of people outside of the churches (13,006 years from creation).

2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).

Who will most likely be rejected entry to God’s exclusive club?

Look at the liberals from CNN mocking God’s word. This is why they are on the list to burning in Hell for eternity.

Judgment Day will arrive May 21

I leave you with this video my friends:

Rachel Bilson Promotes Sex with Animals

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We all know homo sex and mixed skin colored sex is immoral, but the sickest form of sin docking is that of a human and animal. Well, it seems like animal sex is this seasons new the red dress for Hollywood.

The burnt out Hollywood elite stars will do anything to get their faces in the smut books that are displayed in grocery stores or on the newspaper carts owned by a mangy illegal Mexican.

Rachel Bilson is the star of the CBS show “Chuck” and can be seen in the photo below performing a reverse missionary style sex act on a large black poodle. I want to know why a woman with her beauty feels she needs to do such an action to gain attention. Was she touched by a gay child preying uncle or was she molested by lesbian roommate in college? Whatever the case, she is acting out in a sinful way to try and get the glowing spotlight of hell whore Hollywood to shine on her again.

Maybe she has always been a sexual k9 deviant, she is the daughter of Janice (née Stango), a sex therapist, who is of course a liberal Hollywood resident and being raised in a household of non-Christian values, it comes to no surprise that such cross specie sex has been captured on film. Or maybe this is just some new type of underground theme that is all the rage in Hollywood.

Whatever the case maybe, we need to stop this new fad from becoming popular like homosexuality. Let’s come together and ban Hollywood animal sex for the sake of our children’s future.

All in all if I had to pick a lesser of two evils, I rather see her be with a black Afro-Saxon, rather than a black poodle. If she does not stop she maybe in danger of God’s wrath and her nose diving career will be the less of her worries.

How Black People Run Government

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Blacks are so angry and have much rage for no reason and so much disrespect in their ghetto lingo. The females are even fierce spicy.

I guess we could blame a little of their anger on us higher educated white folks. I mean think about it. They would probably be happier if we just left then being desert hunter and gathers. Instead we bought them at a bargain prices from their Zulu tribesmen leaders and forced them to assimilate into the modern white world.

That set aside, we do know they have infiltrated not only our presidency (only by half), but they have shadow melted themselves into local government branches. Let’s see how well Mama Boo Boo handles herself when she is “Dis respe-ct’d.”

Half way through the video I was waiting for the female species to start throwing feces at her fellow Afro Saxons. Good thing the dominant male was able to put her in her place with a good old fashion verbal strike.

Ladies and gentlemen, we here at Christwire are not racist. We just don’t want our government, no matter how big or small, be ran like a watermelon stand.