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Did Coachella Festival Turn My Son Gay?

5d25c04817bdc1b7dd53f98f8d009e45If your son has attended them Coachella Festivals this year, he might of come home with more than a sunburn. Chances are he engaged in multiple pleasure injections into another man’s waste pipe in a drug driven homo erotic orgy of male on male fecal pleasures. Coachella Festivals is a three day and two weekend musty stew of sexual exploration of catastrophic proportions for a young man’s anus.

So horrifying that a straight boy could go gaga gay and develop urges to thrust his still developing meat sock into another man’s rectal hideout for pure pleasure and not for disciplinary reasons. But, these are the behaviors developed during the cacophony of cock-a-doodle-doo music circus of sweaty anal indulgence. This is what happens when we let our kids exposed to gay brainwashing companies like Apple and Jordache.

It has been reported that more men swim in each other’s ass soup during Coachella Festivals than all PRIDE weeks combined, and that includes across the whole US of A. That is over three million sinful testicle to testicle thrust reps.

Don’t think that I’m against gay people…no, no, no. I’m against gay music events raping the innocents of young men. Instead of exploring the world, young men are deciding to explore how to be a proper power bottom or how to shave the undercarriage of a lube bear’s testicle basket. I’m also against muscular set men unleashing copious amounts of salty ejaculant up into young boys’ intestinal track via their pollute chute.

To find out if your son has been converted to the brown side, youc an simply smell his fingers and see it they smell of a poopy residue. If so, that is a self gaying. That is where one self anal rapes themselves with their index and ring finger (pointer also depending on if they are a verse gay banger), while choking themselves with the other hand while having thoughts of brown flower pounding by a burly, well tanned grizzle who shouts of perversions of erotic homosexual venom.

In closing, if your son has been to Coachella Festival, look um directly in the eyes and say “Son, have you been tempted to fornicate with another man and allow his anal snot to be caked on your penis?” If he can’t look you back in the eyes with a stern and direct answer “No my father I haven’t”, you know your child has being frolicking with the queer brigade.


Why Are Parents Letting Their Teens Attend the Coachella 2012 Pot Smoking Black Sodomy Orgy?

Children who attend Coachella 2012 will be exposed to forceful anal sex intrusion while sinfully high on hydraulic Pontiac chronic, supplied by chocolate skinned urban dope dealing assassins. This year’s ring leaders are no other than hipped hopped’s deadliest homicide duel and ghetto thug kingpins, Snoopy Dogg and Dr. Drea. These two gangstas are trying to dip their menthol marinated, mocha fingers into the panties of America’s youthful white women via pot smoke and potty mouth music beats and at the same time training your young boys into lowering their goals to become minimum wage working nobodies.

These two king blacks will be brainwashing your porcelain skinned babies with melodies of cannabis musk and welfare pornography. This year’s Coachella is allowing them to bring their thuggary streets to white America’s front porch and your children will be coaxed into becoming future $2 Compton hookers and pimps waiting on their street corners looking to partake in thievery and cracked coke caned slobbery.

Twitter hashtags will not be streaming typical hipster festival party talk, no, Twitter feeds will be tagged with graphic vulgarities like, #4shizzled, #luvmezsumpotz, #justhadbuttsecs, #westcoastSodomyFTW #Ihatebeingwhite and #Looking4sumHos. Pot is known to drive women into wanting to dip their feet into the world of Sodomy and Snoopy Dogg and Dr. Drea will be encouraging your young princesses to post thousands of bandwidths worth of Twitpic photos of themselves tampering with pot smoking anal orgies to their food line friends in hopes of scoring some free amateur demon whacking materials.

The beer gardens will not be filled with America’s favorite beverages, instead it will be flooded with Mad Dawg and Old English 40 ounce bottles. This is the devil nectar that blacks use to quince their thirst from a long days worth of pot smoking and sexual taint tickling.

Two things threaten America, pot smoking hipped hoppers who try to lurk inside your daughter’s baby doors and sodomy. Both are creeping their hands up Lady Liberty’s virgin thighs and we as guardians of our children’s future must stop festivals that promote lazy black drug smoking lifestyles and festivals that teach our children to have sodomy styled sex acts.

Before allowing your sweetheart to go off to Coachella, just remember do you want your daughter’s milky nutrition tanks fondled by thousands of strangers and have their fecal cavern trained by sweaty hipsters and nappy headed Harlem hobbits?

Coachella is a Festival of Disease and Sin. Your Children Most Likely Will Die.

What is Coachella?

Coachella is a concert event for neo hippies, naked beer drinkers and drug addicts. Each year the event grows in numbers and so do its cases of rape, murder and cases of teenage runways. No were else are so many drugs taken, orgies performed and victimaztion of America’s young daughters.

Take a look at what happen to Kings of Leon when they played Coachella. Satan himself entered the body of their lead singer.

What Goes On?

Drugs, rape and music. What a perfect combination! The festival is a huge mask to make it seem like it is about music, but it is only about sex. Boys use drugs to make girls pass out or to make them not have the ability to fight back while they are performing a gang rape on them. The music is to cover up any type of screams or cries for help.

Graphs and Statistics

Since 2006, we have be conducting a serious of tests to find out some hard proof of what goes on at the festival of liberal brainwash and the results are shocking. Parents, please understand we only show you these things, so you can take control and bring your children back to the Lord.

This graph shows how many cases of STD contractions happen at Coachella Fest.

Online Graphing

Be warned! Your daughter maybe having a lot of unprotected sex at this concert. Here is how many females got pregnant during this music orgy.

Online Graphing

Photos of Your Daughters Dressed Like Whores and Hippies

Girls are pressured and sometimes forced to dress up and walk around like little $2 harlot whores and guess what? Your daughter has been spending the past few weeks looking for the most shortest part of shorts and the most see through and open top shirt, so she can expose her milk sacs to half brain dead drug addict boys.


Why Your Children Will Most Likely Die

With the amount of drugs and rape, your daughter or son has a large chance of dying from a drug overdose, alcohol poisoning, sex game gone wrong accident or be murdered by a Ecstasy induced wizard.

Just remember the chance of your baby contracting a STD during Coachella is increased by 86 percent -/+ 1. Also, if you daughter is at the festival already, there is a good chance she has already performed mouth sex acts on atleast 4 people and has shown off her milk sacs to an uncountable number. Now imagine if you could stop that?


We have just been told Coachella is also sponsored by Plan Parenthood!

Bryan Blake has entered the lion’s den:

Bryan Blake is taking photos as he walks around the Coachella:

Walking in front of traffic with no care for cars

Stealing shoes from Target

Wearing UNDERWEAR in public

Brooklyn Vegan has posted a photo of a BABY left on a table backstage!