Category Archives: Satans Internet Nasties

Is BodyBuilding.com Really a Underground Homo Gay Hangout Where Gays Share Penile Pleasure Tricks?

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What is BodyBuilding.com

In a nutshell, Bodybuilding.com is a poorly programmer forum, using outdated HTML and is a direct blend between Grindr and Myspace; a place boasting with homosexual foreigners and shirtless photos of bare chested men, showing off their “results”. This forum is the worst, thickly speared with more gay infused testosterone than any other Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu website. I would even say that the gay orgy section on Craigslist has less anal tingle torturer content than this oozing pile of fecal spatter.

Masquerading as a place to read articles on nutrition and fitness, this website’s main goal is to feed the desire of America’s sugar plummed anal fairies to mud hump as many fecal flesh doughnut holes as possible. This site allows the taint terrorist to gather as an underground community and feed of each other like feces vampires and trick new members into their sick club by offering great squatting techniques and fat busting diets.

In the forum, users are known as “brahs” or “pumper”. This terminology has been used since Schwarzenegger’s golden days of hooker and cracked coked caned filled nights at the gym, but has been modified to be more of a homosexual based slang.

What Do They Talk About

SAMPLE POST FROM A REAL USER:

My very first avi pic had a small amount of pubes showing with just the very base of my c*** visible if you squinted (wanted to show my adonis belt)

Besides all the whispering talk about phallic worship that is ejaculated across each thread, you will see men constantly talking about their favorite protein . When you see a post using the code word “protein” one might think the users are discussing the amigo acids needed to build strong and healthy muscles, but that is all a way to make you not realize they are talking about consuming copious amounts of sinfully produced male DNA milk. That is why you have products like “Muscle Milk”, that trick the average passerby into thinking it is for people who workout, when it is really 12oz of fully loaded globs of white man salsa.

Photos
When you break down that total amount of content posted on bodybuilding.com, 69% of it is gay romance novel cover style photos of juiced up shirtless pecks and flexed abs. You will even notice that most images the men are wearing tight shorts so they can show off the outlines of their puking flesh weasel, smashed in a way that the bulge looks larger than life. Who knows how many countless hours men self milk their sin snakes to these images of half naked reverse poo pushers. The more images they post, the more “rep points” they gain and also allows people to easily see who the biggest pervert is on each thread.

Shakology
This is the most popular protein shake on the market. Rumor has it that this shake is made up of 90% Cuban boy semen, 5% citrus and 5% ecstasy dust. These are the top 3 things that homosexuals love to pump their bodies full of, when they aren’t the ones being pumped. Shakology is promoted in all workout videos and even has an additive to make non-homo gays addicted to the taste of male white oil. This drink serves as a way to not only bulk up their gay drinkers with frothy DNA drops, but also slowly turn new bodybuilding.com members into gays who crave and linger to fill their stomachs up with 80 grams of Cuban candy.

Insanity and P90X
I have already exposed the gay dangers of home workout programs like P90X, yet that is only one of hundreds of body toning and gay brainwashing videos out on the market and torrent download websites. These two programs are the most famous workout programs in the body building world and you can’t find one thread that doesn’t pay homage to how Tony Horton or the third person speaking Shaun T, have helped them come out of the closet and be full blown musky taint cuddling homo gay power bottoms.

Bodybuilding.com Terms

PCF
Stands for “Penile choking fornication”. Users will post this tag onto their photos letting other “brahs” know it is ok for them to self rape their fleshy Roman spear, while gawking at the pictorial gallery they just uploaded.

After burn
This refers to how many calories one has burnt during gay sex of during a session of them playing with their finger puppet.

Spotter
Forum users with label their profiles as a “spotter”, letting the other users know they are a bottom sex player or it also means they are more of the submissive type sinner. The word spotter refers to their brown spot and that they want penile fecal insertion into their sewer muscle.

I’m Maxing Out!
Means that one has maxed out on their gay sex quota for the week and they are not looking to make anymore “hook ups”.

HIIT
This is a secret code one posts to let others know that they are a “Homosexual Interested in Insertion Tickling”.

BMI
Another secret code letting users know they want “Bondage and Male Insertion”.

How to spot a Bodybuilding.com forum user:

Mexicans Now Use Kittens for Illegal Fight Games

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Mexican’s have an odd way of making money from useless things. A few examples are, selling tortillas with butter, hot sauce dipped fruit pits and lemon dust. A Mexican’s main source of American income is usually lawn work or they will make money using chickens to fight in a gladiatorial style back ally blood bath. Here Mexicans will bet their garden money on which chicken they think will win.

Now that The American government has been cracking down on Mexican rooster battles, the shifty handed weed whackers are now using kittens in a WWF homosexual type cage match. Since there is no real laws banning two pussies smashing each other in a physical manner, the cops have their hands tied until they can get a bill passed that will allow them to crack down on illegal pussy kitten fights. Below is a video showing the violent matches.

Celebjihad.com Posts Taylor Swift Topless Pictures and Deserves an Online Genocide

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taylor swift toplessLet me get one thing straight, Taylor Swift is a Christian angel and anyone how tries to violate her milk sacs with Photoshopped imagery and black magic, deserves to be tied up in a public square and be burned on national television! A website by the vile name “CelebJihad” has made it their mission to falsely ruin the careers of any Christian that finds themselves in Hollywood’s spotlight. You see, Hollywood is ran by liberals and liberals well Muslim extemists into their hearts and they pay companies like Celebjihad to post fake photos of Taylor Swift Topless, in hopes of destroying her raging God given career.

I ask for every God loving Christian and Jew to raise up and call for a digital genocide against these monsters! Their souls will be banned to hell for sure, so let us take action into our own hands and send them to God for final judgement and we can laugh while Satan anally invades them with savage frenzy!

To show you the kind of filth and toilet talk that spews from these Internet towel terrorists, here is a quote from their website attacking Taylor for filing a lawsuit against them:

We here at Celeb Jihad vow that there will be serious repercussions for Taylor Swift if she dares to follow through on her threat of a lawsuit against us.

We have already reached out to the Iranian embassy to see about filing charges in Sharia Court against Taylor Swift for her egregious crimes against Islam and morality. Of course as everyone knows Sharia law is the one true law, and it trumps any sort of silly civil action Taylor Swift may take in an American court.

Furthermore, we pay good money for a special Internet filter to keep women, Jews, and homosexuals off our holy Muslim website. But in the past few days we have received such an influx of traffic from perverted Taylor Swift fans that it has overwhelmed our filter and interrupted service for dedicated Jihadists looking for the latest celebrity gossip.

So we demand that all Taylor Swift fans leave our site at once and never return! Taylor Swift’s fans are foul-mouthed and ill-mannered (much like their idol), and their taste in music and role models leave little doubt that they are beyond redemption. If Taylor Swift’s fans do not leave soon we will be left with no choice but to issue fatwas against each and everyone of them.

Gaia Online Has Grown Into a Violent Breeding Ground for Future Transgenders and Drug Users

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Evil Gaia Online homo gay avatar

Right off the bat, your children are given a grieve warning before entering in the world of musky phallic scented decay. The warning on the site reads:

Founded in 2003, Gaia Online has grown into one of the biggest forum communities in the world. Today, Gaia is the best place on the web to discuss anime, games, comics, sci-fi, fantasy and anything else you can imagine. Plus, there are tons of other free features to keep Gaia members permanently amused.

“Anime, games, comics, sci-fi, fantasy and anything else you can imagine“, does this mean there are rooms were people can talk about rainbow painted homosexual monkeys that fornicate with chocolate puppies? Does this mean Freddy “Fondle Fingers” can create a world of apple-johnny grabby fingers for underage Sponge Boy fans or a GLEE fan can concoct a cesspool of anal drug taking circles, mixed with a interracial orgies for your unsupervised child to gaze upon? Does this also mean that DDF Craiglist homosexuals will be able to create worlds of sexual violence and disease and openly invite your children to come play in their dungeon of mass destruction?

Joining Gaia is free, and it only takes a few clicks. Do it!

Transgender, Gaia Online player, who has a level 45 Rancor Mage, It is being presented with the Tutti-frutti Killstreak award.

With all the gay fantasy content and anti-God anime displayed, they tempt you child to click on the sign up button by saying there is tons of games to play and it is all “Free”. This is just like the ass assassin kid lover, who buys a ice cream truck, offers children “Free” ice cream and than lures them into the back of their van for a afternoon rompus on some fresh baby bait. The click free button is the lollipop to trap you kid into world of endless sugar plummed twiddle rompus violating.

Create your own style with thousands of avatar items, from clothes and accessories to hairstyles, pets, weapons and anything else you can imagine.

Weapons?!?!? Why in the world would kids need to play dress up and play with weapons? Are they trying to create some form of cross dressing, fashion forward, vampire gay army? Also, anything I can imagine? Does this mean an Atheist could have a golden spear with Our Lord Saviors head on it? Does this mean sick and twisted 4chan users could have t-shirts of tentacle Asian naughty photos on them?

ZOMG "Pimp Avatar" orgy party.

Kids are taught to sell drugs during daily chance games, where they play a game called “ZOMG”. In this game they try to sell as many drugs to rainbow fairies and than create a “Pimp Avatar” to host a devil wizard induced, roguish beef-whipping drug orgy. Players come to the party and pay “Gaia Gold” to the pimp avatar to attend the festivities. The word “ZOMG”, stands for “Zombie Orgy Money Game” and these are the types of moral dysfunctions being planted into the minds of young Gaia members.

Kids are also tricked into doing online dating surveys, in where they put in their age, physical description and photo and in return they are granted limited time chance “uber” items. These surveys are directly sent to N.A.M.B.L.A. mailing list database, where members can scout and scour the list of players to see if any prey lives within a Meagan’s law distance away from them.

Players are also convinced to post on forums where they spend late hours talking to fickle masturbating, pedophilic international predators, who dwell in Communist Mexican states like, Cuban and Brazil. For every post the player leaves, they are rewarded with more Gaia Gold and also open up their IP addresses for these sweaty field workers to find out where they live.

The only good thing I can say about this game, is the lack of chocolate exposure.

Different Types of Gaias

Making the avatar is teaching kids how to use cosmetic surgery to mutalate themselves into a different sex and to plaster make and tattoos all over their body. Each avatar always comes out looking like something you would find in Lady Gaga’s toilet after a defecation session, with glitter sprinkled all over it. It might come out sparkly and artistic, but it still smells of homosexuality and vile demonic stench. This game screams “Turn my daughter into Chaz Bono” or “Sew up my daughter’s canker-blossom and slap a plastic twiddle dalus on her”.

Below are the most common Gaia Avatar styles.

Futuristic Sex Toy Pirate

Cross Dressing Emosexual

Hermaphroditic Reptile

Concubine Commie

Gay-sha Girl

Intergalactic Cracker Coke Canned Dealer

Cyber Sex Princess

Gaia Lingo

Avi – This is the file format that Gaia players use to record their sex adventures in Gaia Online. Other players will go around the forums and chat rooms asking for “Avi” and they get bombarded with personal messages and IM’s with bit.ly download links.

GD – General Dungeon is the part of the forum that is dedicated to sex role playing. Most thread titles are cleaver, so that a kids will curiously click on them and be sucked into a digital interracial butt busting foreplay. Some of the thread titles will be something like, “Candy Apple Cinnamon”, “Pony Rides and Magic” or even “Milk and Berries”.

Elitist – A player who voted for Obama.

PURE- Someone who plays a minimum of 20 hours a day.

Slagga/knoppa – This is a word used during “ZOMG” parties. This word is used if a user’s parent or spouse walks in the room. If the user types “Slagga” or “Knoppa” into the “ZOMG” chat window, the pimp player will know to blank out the user’s screen. It is like a safe word used when two homosexuals are torturing each other.

Gaia Leet Speaking or 13375p34k

AFAIK: Another Freak Anal Encounter Killstreak
ATM: Avatar to Mouth
AYT: A Yummy Taint
BTW: Bi-sexual to Women
HAND: Have Any Naughty Drugs
HTH: Homosexual to Homosexual
IANAL: I-ANAL (Short for I need anal)
IMHO: I’m a Homo
NHOH: New Homo Ogy Here
TAM: Tonging A Man

How would you like it if your son of daughter became the full time sex slave to a Cuban pot dealing lord, who forces them to call him “poppy”, while they perform unprotected mouth sex acts on his sin snake? Well, if you keep letting your children play these types of fantasy games, it is only a matter of time before they are hoping on South West Airlines and landing in Satan’s pony adventure of double dipped sin. If you don’t want this happening, you need to remove any band widths access to the internet from your child’s iBook Air Mac and make sure they are not able to still any neighbor’s why-fi connect. They may hate you for not being able to log onto their Satanic digital world, but remember that kids don’t understand a parent’s love until they have kids of their own. Yes, that means if you choice to deny God by not having kids, you are a sinner.

Homosexual Couple Jake and Amir Try to Force College Humor Fans to Pay $3 For Internet Video #occupycollegehumor

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Over the years we have posted about the fact that College Humor promotes homosexual activity via their free to play videos hosted on their overly theatrical college smut site. Colleges across America are being constantly bombarded with pony anus videos, episodes of two homosexual Jews having an office love fling and not to mention, oodles of poorly written comic strips that talk about vampire molestation and dorm room masturbation tips.

College Humor has made millions and millions from their low budget videos and kindergarten drawings, but now they want to charge their viewers PayPal money to view their last video that stars the two homosexual hipsters, Jane and Amir (A Queer). In this 30 minute video of lust luster tallywag twaddle, you get to see Jake and Amir go and have adventures in local New York gay bars and get to watch them drive into homosexual street crimes and anal drug taking. The video is entitled “Fired” and after the outrage by their loyal viewers, something tells me that both Jake and Amir careers will be following their movie’s headline once they enter the CH headquarters tomorrow morning.

College Humor fans have risen up and are expressing their displeasure towards the greedy New York liberal internet site and have started the #occupycollegehumor movement. Here are some responses towards College Humor’s greedy action:

Thundercats – Rippled Muscles and Ferociously Gay

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It has been a long time coming and our warnings about the homo gay agenda using cartoons as a gateway to infect your children with colorful gay brainwashing techniques, seem to fall on deaf ears. Now we have photographic proof that this form of brainwashing has started to infect our youth.

Below is a new poster that has been released to the public showing how the new Thundercats cartoon will look. Does this type of artwork look familiar? It should. This type of art style is called “Erotica Fantasy”, in which the characters are drawn in a style in homo-inciting prowling sexual details and shading, to wet the appetite of homosexual readers. Now your children will be exposed to this sexual fest of thick sex like outlines.

Look at the detail in the biceps and look how they drew a menacing death sex look on his face. You can tell this guy is ready to stalk some weak and young pray.

To go even deeper with our proof, we have uncovered images of “Thundecat gay sex parties”, that are held in leather bars and twink clubs around gay cities in America. In these images you will see the party goers dressed up as their favorite Thundercats lion and you can tell they are full of orgy excitement.

It is only a matter of time before your children are having Thundercat sex sleep overs.

Hipsters Now Making Star Wars a Slut Culture.

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Before we start this journey, let us not forget how the Jedi Master, Darth Skywalker fell to the dark side. Once apart of the great Mandalorian Republic, Darth was tempted by sex and greed, which lead him down the path to the dark side of the force.

His temptation drew from the college princess, Padamead Orgama, who used her sin treats and hooker plumped lips to make Darth stray away from his religious duties and be enticed with wet dreams of sexual fantasies and Satanic pleasure.

Just like today’s college girls, Padamead was a rebellious brat, who only cared about her looks, dressing like a $3 Bothan slut and obsessed with gaining control of the Terran out rim planets.

Also, let us not forget how just like today’s college hooker faces, Padamead forced Darth into pre-martial sex and became pregnant. She used her pregnancy to keep Darth from being able to leave her and made him use his Republic salary to pay for medical bills. The college girls of today are no better than a Mos Eisley Tuskin invader, whose main goal in life is to be a savage beast that prays on the wallets and minds of young men.

The college female, also known as a “Femster” is using the same methods as the kinky street walker, Padamead and using her techniques from the movie to tempt young boys into pre-martial sex, masturbation and leading them down the path of the the dark side. These college temptresses are using Sith mind tricks and Borg style tactics to take naught space Vader photos and posting them onto their Friendster, Facebook and iPad profiles. These images get dirtier and dirtier as the fad has grown into Death Star Moon size, using its death ray to vanquish the morals of young men.

Each image below, brings your son closer to “Hand Soloing” himself into Trekkie sin oblivion or as the colleges girls call it, “Spocking”. This is were a man slips his hands into a “V” shape and places his fleshy light saber in between the V slot and self “m”s himself, until they release white midichlorian sauce. These images are more controversial than Lando shooting first at Han, so set your ion cannons to stun as we jump to warp speed into Hipster hookerdom.


Let us create a blockade to stop this Imperial invasion of sassy sin siths, before our men and even young future home makers turn over to the Jubba the Hunn.

Liberal States Caught Searching Nasties Online

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The liberal mind is one of filth and sloth. While God loving patriots use the internet to search for relevant information and to be up to date with news, the liberal spends their day looking up vile and unholy search terms.

We used the latest in search engine technologies to find what kind of band widths keywords each state uses while browsing on popular search engines like, Bing, Yahoo, Hotbot and Lycos. The results will shock you.

Below is scientific data maps pulled from some of each search engines most popular search terms and that data was generated to create some amazing color coated heat maps to show you that the liberal states abuse the internet for porn erotica and other pro-choice style browsing.

Let us see what kind of filth we have floating around the digital highway:

DISCLAIMER FOR MAP #1
The only reasons some of the Conservative states have been dinged, is because of liberal relatives coming over to visit and using up their band width to get their sick fix. This goes to show you that liberals have no respect for friends and families.

Youtube’s Biggest Vlogging Devil Whore – iJustine

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Obsessed with the homogay company Apple, this harpie, cross eyed, lich queen has been spreading sexual subliminal propaganda across the YouTube social site for years. Her name is iJustine, whose real name is Justine Ezarik. She changed her name because she is ashamed of her Jewish roots and she knows just like Hitler himself, the liberal and hipster world doesn’t accept Jewish skin. You might also think the “i” in front of her name stands for “Internet” or “iPod”, but it actually stands for “Inbreed”. Yes, iJustine is a product of inbreeding, how else can you example her Britney Spreads sibling on sibling features, such as her closely positioned eyes that cross in dizzy chaos?

How much make up can one women pave onto their face? We’ve seen sinful porn stars plaster less Satan cream on their faces before a all out interracial gangbang cut scene. I hope she does realize that the make up she wears only enhances her Reese Witherspoon man jaw. How much push up can one bra handle to make it look like she has some sort of mosquito bitten chest? She does know that the lack of milk sac is a sign of infertility right? This is God’s punishment to her for making such sexually abusive videos.

People might think she is just making funny little videos, but her true intention is to promote sexual whorishness to the young boys and girls who use Youtube to use as research for their homework papers. Now we aren’t calling her a whore, we are just saying he actions are very whorish, plus whores don’t get paid for their vile actions, while iJustine gets paid millions a year to flash images of herself in prostitute wardrobe. Her choice of outfits are not only brainwashing future homemakers into becoming future Jersey Shore cast members, but is also tempting young boys into sneaking into their rooms and watching her videos as they self “M” themselves with their mothers Victoria Secret body lotion.

Just like all sex addicted sinners, iJustine addiction grows with each video. If you look at her first videos she doesn’t wear much makeup and her clothing covers all her sin sex regions. Now that the pot doesn’t get her high anymore, she needed to upgrade to the black street crack. You can also tell her whore addiction has spiraled out of control, because she recently took the money she makes off your children and purchased herself some plastic sin bags:

Every dollar she makes by your views or your children’s views are paying for this type of sex circus and you are just as guilt as someone funding a terrorist operation.

We needed to call Youtube and protest her videos! You can even twitter her here @ijustine and let her know you feel her videos are destroying American values.

Perez Hilton ‘Can’t Stand Black Guys’

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It is shocking to see the amount of racism in Gay Hollywood, but when you hate yourself for making poor sexual choices in life, I guess you need to take you hate out on someone. Here is a quote from the slut queen himself, Perez Hilton.

“HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.

STRAUSS: Which guy?

HILTON (points to an actor in “Saving Private Ryan”): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you?

STRAUSS: How black does a guy have to be?

HILTON: One percent is enough for me.”