Now that Mtv has become “Masturbation Television”, it should not be shocking to find out that they are now dribbling syrupy images of lesbian fornication nonsense onto the screen for all young eyes to see. Recently Mtv has exposed your children to an x rated episode of the famous television show, Jersey Shore, which is a show about hobgoblin $4 whores and orange pastel colored closeted homosexuals and their adventures of intoxication and multiple partner sexual encounters. You know, the wholesome stuff that all 10 years old should be watching. In their latest episode they feature a lesbian kiss which leads into a night of demonic clam dabbling and female to female fish cave worship, between the midget pavement princess, Snooki and the Jeeny Craig drop out, Deena.
Below I will show you a pictorial of the nights anti-Jesus sexcapades and a in-depth explanation of what exploits were going on.
Here we see the massacre minx’ engaging in a lesbianic tongue mouth act. This type of behavior is caused by drinking too much devil nectar and once in an intoxicated state, Satan is allowed to enter the body and take control of ones mind, body and soul. Once their lips are locked, Satan takes hold of their syphilis encrusted baby doors and moistening their camel humps with hell fire juices of sexual arousal.
Now deeper enthralled in Satan’s grip of lesbian fantasies, you can see the two sluts of Jezebel in a death lock of tantalizing tongue tennis.
Now fully aroused in baby slit moisture juices, the two females decided to engage in a typical drunk fluzzy dance to draw more attention to their actions. Whores like nothing more than to be gawked at by the public. You could say they re just like homosexuals when it comes to the need and urge for attention, even if it is negative.
Full of intoxicating fluids, God attempts to bring the girls back to reality, by love tapping them to their knees. Of course the plastic filled mick sac’d $2 street walkers pay no attention to God’s warning and continue on with their night of spray tanned musk of debauchery.
Once home, the two whorelots break into demonic dances. Filled with Satan’s spirit the two can not control their bodies and flailing their arms around like two drunk beached whales trying to get back into the sea. You even see the Snooki fall down and be paralyzed into a cat pose. This pose is a symbol that Satan has finish his onslaught of abuse and leaves the body to deal with hellish dehydration and regret.
Just like all things evil, they all are punished by God’s wrath of love and discipline. Because the two girls decided to flash their baby holes and milk sacs to the world and not pay attention to God’s first warning, he had to take action again. Just like all good father’s they will love tap their children into submission and God’s hand was in the form of a car accident.
So remember kids, if you want to be hauled away by the ambulance or even in a body bag, keep your naughty parts in your pants and do not drink of the devil’s cup.