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51 Christian Friendly Words for Homosexuals

Gay Men

  1. Fecal fister
  2. Backdoor robber
  3. Chocolate swimmer
  4. Man sewer worker
  5. Turd tunneler
  6. Taint tickler
  7. Reverse poo pusher
  8. Mud monkey
  9. Low T-celler
  10. Fecal bandit
  11. Anal assassin
  12. Poo pirate
  13. Limp liberal
  14. Sugar plummed anal fairies
  15. Fondling Freds
  16. Ass alien
  17. Bottom burrower
  18. Totem poll sitters
  19. Disease addict
  20. Hot beef Harrys
  21. Winkle dandies
  22. Flesh sword fencers
  23. Phallic swindler
  24. Friend of Satan
  25. Butt pocket pan handler
  26. Anal tingle torturer
  27. Taint terrorist
  28. Vain worshiper
  29. Muscle cavern poker
  30. Brown saucy puncher
  31. Coco weasel
  32. Star gazer
  33. Mumble anus

Gay Women

  1. Clam dabbler
  2. Eve’s sister
  3. Satan’s Scissor Sally
  4. Crab captain
  5. Volleyball coach
  6. Fishy lollipop licker
  7. Tickler of the eye
  8. Flesh pearl Cannibal
  9. Clot slobber
  10. Fish cave worshiper
  11. Yeast fiend
  12. Flap elf
  13. Mississippi crawdad driver
  14. Blood venom slurper
  15. Fish garden mutt

Tranny Things

  1. Inny outy
  2. Inverted penile twister
  3. Man dyke

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Homogay Agenda Making STD Toys to Make Their Diseases Look Cute

Not only are the gays making ice cream queer flavored or making toys to teach young children to be devil whores and how to whistle on a twinkie stick.

Now the gays want to make their disease ridden community look fun and friendly by making cute plush toys to show children that having aids or syphilis is nothing horrible. Little do the children know, that these diseases where thrown a pond them by satan so they could spread their gay sin filth around. Their souls are marinated in sin and veil disease and now that they know that we have learned to stay away from them, they are now trying to lure our children with more cute and friendly toys.

There is nothing cute about a men shoving his satan scepter into another man’s sin hole! This is an act that only sinners do! Also there is nothing “hot” or “sexy” about to male looking women diving head first into eachother’s sin infested bullet wounds.


Ben and Jerry’s Wants Kids to Eat Semen Flavored Ice Cream

The gay’s in the homo factor known as San Fagsico are up to it again, Now this time defacing one of American’s greatest foods…Ice cream.

The gay cream factory owners of Ben and Jerry’s have created a new flavor called “Hubby Hubby” to celebrate the start of legalized gay marriage in its home state of Vermont.

Now let’s think about this first. We all know gays use candy, puppies and toys to lure young boys into their sugar plum sex fantasy homes and we know children LOVE ice cream, so what better way to shove gayness down white male boy’s throats then to name a ice cream after the act of two men shoving eachother’s twinkie puffs into one another’s sin holes.

This will brand “GAY FRIENDLY” to children. This will make “GAY” look normal because it is on ice cream, YEAH!

From studies and reports we have also found that this ice cream was concocted to taste just like male sperm. Of course it would, of course it would. The reason for this is so that young males will get use to this new “CANDY” flavor and so when these Peter Pan skipping flamers throw our children into dark basements, tied up with duct tape and fish wire, and then force them to drink their sperm, the children will actually think they are getting a treat.

I hope the fires in Southern California move up the coast to this sinful city and burn it and it’s people into large piles of ash.

Ben and Jerrys Hubby Hubby

Homosexuals Create New Torture Device for Their Child Victims

homo hotcakes

Well it looks like the Homo Gay Agenda is back at their sin seeking ways again. New plans have been found showing a new device masked as a “banana filler” , but in reality my friends, we know it’s a new device to fill our children’s waste shoots up like HOMO HOTCAKES!

The gays will most likely drug the young child first, tie them up, call over their sugar plum fairy friends, bake their favorite pastry and then shove this up young white boys sewage outputs with “fabulous” cream fillings.

Gays are sick sick people and find the most despicable ways to harm our children.

The gays are also getting smart. They know if a police officer comes to their home looking for evidence of “bad touch” play, the officer will over look this device as a kitchen utensil.

Parents, beware! Please call the authorities of any gay activity in your neighborhoods . These homos are out there to harm your children and just look at the kind of things they are creating to have fun time with our kids.

CollegeHumor.com Now Promoting Child Molestation

We all know our team here at Christwire put a stop to Jake and Amir’s long running gay episodes. They must have heard I was leaving for our Spring into God festival this past week and decided to be gay little homo child molesters while I was gone.

In their latest and veil video, Jake and our favorite homo hobbit Amir, talk about a camping trip, which is gay talk for orgy and how Amir drugged and anally rape a park ranger. But that my friends is not the worst part. They go online to show their gay viewers how they can sign up as a big brother and pick a child they wish to rape!

Jake tries to play this off as a joke, but butt heckler Amir shows the true reason for this video. To promote child molestation!!

Just like any good little devil hole fiend, homosexuals love praying on little boys and what better way then to have them delivered to your door step with family issues. A gay will use this to their advantage and treat the young boy nicely and gift them. This makes the young boy trust the predator and feel that they must do whatever is asked of them. Knowing this, the rump ruffian will usually drug the young boy, have his way with him, send him home and knows for a fact the young victim will never say anything.

This site is nothing but filth and homo preaching!

Shame on you College Humor, shame on you!

Gay Homo Agenda Makes New Penis Toy For Children

Well it looks like our anal sin pounding enemies are out targeting our children with gay toys again. The gays have been getting more and more blunt with their agenda on making our youngsters gay. Their newest homo creation is the “ToyPedo” and is shaped like a large adult gay toy.

This toy is a prime example of how the homos are trying to get our children use to gay things. They are hoping that kids will be so use to toys like this, that they can run up on them and pull out a “toy” and ask young Billy to come over and play. I mean if all the kids are playing with the “ToyPedo” and mister homo queer is playing with it, then it must be ok for me to goto his house and let him shove it in my naught spot after he drugs me and it won’t be a bad thing.

These gays are very sick people! If they like their gay anus love so much, then let us take 20 of these toys, fill them up with gun power, ram them up their dirty tunnel and set a fire under their rumps.

Gay Son Rebels By Drawing Penis on Parent’s Roof

Here is a prime example of home homosexuals have no respect for anything that isn’t sugar plummed with anal sin.

A young boy decided to paint a penis on his families home to show his support and love for other men. I want to know why this young man felt the need to violate his parent’s property with such sin and vulgarity. Did he feel like if he embarrassed his family that they would except his choice to be a twiddle rompus worshiper?

I wish stoning was still legal, because I would love it if his parents tied his anus loving mouth to a stake and throw stones at his sin filled body until he stopped breathing. Then he could join Satan in hell!

To all that find this photo funny, I tell you this. One day it’s large twinkies drawn on top of a families house and then the next it will be photos of gay men raping young children on billboards if you keep accepting this form of propaganda.

Homo Gay Agenda Uses Comic Movie to Encourage Homosexual Activities

Yes my friends, the gays have flaunted their disrespect to God in a new action or what I like to call “gay action” film, geared towards our youth. In this new movie called “Watchmen” there is a bald gay man who walks around with his satan scepter exposed for everyone to see.

You would think that this blockbuster movie would have people talking about how much blood and gore was in it, or how great the liberal hollywood acting was. No, people have been talking about a dingle twinkie.

I guess nudity is “accepted” in our sinful world for adults, but this is now been approved for our children to be talking about a man’s thing.

So let’s have all our little men walking around naked painted all in blue and parade them around san fagsisco for all the queers to look at. I hope you find it cute and amusing when your son comes home after playing “Watchmen” with your closeted gay sinner from down the street……BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Marvel Now Promotes Gay Agenda With Wolverine Toy

It looks like our homo supporting friends over at Marvel have created a new toy to encourage young boys to perform mouth to mouth in a non holy way to a blow up toys twiddle rompus!

We might as well line our children up and burn them ourselves! If we make these types of devil pleasing acts ok they will all be burning in the fire lakes anyways!

I spit on you Marvel for creating such filth and then trying to cover it up with lies!

What’s next? The Wonder Woman lollipop? You are sick and twisted and I hope God’s Wrath purges the sin right out of you and then sends you to your master!

I bet the homo queers in San Fransisco are just waiting for their new pray to turn the ripe age of 12, so they can get their dingle dongs touched by some young boys lips! I pray everyday that God sends a fire ball right into the center of that city!

I ask all parents to pray that these homo gay supporters go out of business soon and that their black savior doesn’t send them a bailout package!