Without the properly trained eye to find all the underlining homosexual threats in today’s pop culture, one can find themselves being mental rape by pornographic imagery of liberal laced propaganda. Good thing the Godly folks here at Christwire have been trained to sniff out such threats and expose them to the masses.
Just like any terrorist attack, the best way to deflect any causalities to be to prepared and I have prepared a outline about how Popeye has been used since the 1930’s to instill homosexuality inside the minds of young children.
Did you know the word “Popeye” is actually a homosexual term used by back alley male gang bang boys? The word “Popeye” refers to the act of when a “Bear” male takes his flesh sword to anally sin dock a virgin homosexual or also known as a “Twink”. You see the gays referred to the anus as the “Pleasure Eye” or “Eye” and a the act of taking ones “Eye” virginity is called “Popping”. So Popeye’s name alone is teaching you kids to go out and have their anus popped by some burly man in the back alley of a disco club in San Fagcisco.
The second part of his name is “The Sailor Man” and we all know gays have fantasies of sailor men docking port and than docking into their rear port or poop deck. The sailor man is a iconic figure in the gay chosen lifestyle and this cartoon is trying to make your child want to become that saucy man of sea bound gay desires.
Brutus is the most common name in the homosexual world and that is the same name of the man that Popeye was rear naked choking on a daily basis. Whether it is in the UFC or in the gays bedroom, they all use wrestling as a form of foreplay. This shirtless form of ass grab allows them to rub up on each other in a violent way, while their twiddle rompus’ mash together until they become aroused by Satanic pleasure thoughts. Remember, gays get turned on by torture and violence and there is nothing that works up a homosexual’s twisted appetite than a rough body slam before a raw musky tug and rub.
Besides the fighting, Popeye and his slave master Brutus, always seemed to be dressed up in different costumes each episode and we all know that the gays can’t pass up a game of dress up followed by a gluttonous rounds of performing mouth sex acts on each other. You can also tell that Popeye is the soft chested twink in the relationship, while Brutus is the full bearded bear.
It is a known fact that 95% of homosexuals have a drug problem and Popeye was no different. Ever notice that Popeye couldn’t go anywhere without his drug pipe? This is because Popeye was constantly smoking on a rainbow concoction of muscle relaxers and ecstasy, which filled his blood stream with Satan himself.
On top of his black street drug addiction, Popeye was always a fan of Spinach. Yes, I know spinach is not harmful and is actually great for the body, but not if the spinach was actually steroids in a can. You see, Popeye was smart and knew he couldn’t just walk around with needles in hand, so he would lace his vegetables with liquid steroids. When he felt like making a scene, like most homosexuals like to do, Popeye would pop a can Lucifer adrenaline and started to pick fights with random people.
What kind of message is it to children, when their favorite cartoon is walking around like a Los Angeles drug whore and picking fights with people for no reason whatsoever.
Homosexuals are also obsessed with fitness. No, not because it is good for you, but for the fact they need to be health to fight off all the gay sicknesses that fill their bodies. Popeye was no different and he tried to hide his illness from his friends by bulking up. He knew if he looked healthy than his friends wouldn’t have to worry about his medical condition.
Popeye’s most famous part of his body was his forearms. Now we all know that to get forearms that size, one must spend many hours giving out free demon whacking sessions to ever fairy body in town. These arms show the fact that Popeye was what is known as a “fluffer” in the gay porn world.
His Best Friends are a Fag Hag and a Hipster
If the reasons above are not enough to convince you of Popeye’s homosexual tendancies, than maybe the fact that just like all homosexuals, they have two best friends. One being a unactractive fag hag and a over weight and depressed hipster.
Olive Oyl was what you call a “bread” or a female that a homosexual uses to cover up their gay lifestyle. You notice that every time Olive Oly and Popeye kiss, he has a look of pre-vomit on his face. Just the thought of touching a female turns his gay little stomach into knots.
Whimpy is Popeyes emosexual buddy who he has around him to make him feel better about his gay self. You see, gays hate the fact that they turned their back onto God and decided to like a lifestyle of sexual sin, so they make friends with someone who is a lesser person than them to make themselves feel better. Ever notice that all emosexuals and hipsters have gay friends? Well, now you know why!