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Afro-Gay, the Most Violent Gay Breed Yet

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What is a Afro-Gay
Just when you thought the Mexi-Gay was the most vile cross breed of homosexual, the homo gay community unleashes yet another genetic monstrosity, the Afro-Gay. Stronger, faster, hipper and even more of a minority than a Filipino red head.

With this new type of “gay”, they can now double up on their government assistance, which will drain your wallets faster. Not only do they get to food stamps, colored people scholarships and have the protection of the terrorist group known as the NAACP, this group can also collect gay welfare and is give the green light to o anything they want. Stopping them from illegal activity is now not only “racist”, but “homophobic” at the same time!

It’s like a mad homo-ologist concocted a animal mixed with a dangerous tiger, a fecal throwing monkey and a rainbow colored unicorn that violently rump rapes victims at night like a nappy headed, stealthy butt ninja and leaves no trace.

Why Make a Afro-Gay

Instead of impregnating white women and leaving them to fend for themselves, they are trying to make America it’s own baby mama. The gay community and liberals want to use Afro-Gays to not only spread crime and drugs, but to also spread Zulu like diseases across this holy land of ours.

The liberals also know that the Black community is one of the biggest resisters of the gay lifestyle, so they believe if they can plant a type of gay that can play basketball, rap and rob liquors stores, but at the same time tie cornrows, it will slowly force the black community to integrate with the homos.

It is only a matter of time until raps songs go from “Straight up slanging in my hood” to “Straight up man sex with my home dog’s chocolate star”.

How to Deal With an Afro-Gay

The Afro-Gay might look like a sissy Sally or limp wristed friend of Dorthy, but be assured that their ancestral black rage still lies dormant within their blood. Remember most Afro-Gays are more muscular than most homosexuals and have no problems using their strength and rage you slap you to death. Remember, they can get away with murder, so they will have no fear of killing you. O.J. Simpson is a prime example.

Your best bet is to just steer clear of such people, but if you find yourself in contact with one, do not make eye contact. This with spark black gay urges in the Afro-Gay and you could fall victim to either a gay rape or reverse gay bashing.

If you find yourself in a conversation with a Afro-Gay, avoid phases and words like “you people”, “crack”, “nappy bear” and “gay chocolate sugar rush”.

Speaking of “nappy bears”, if you find yourself in the presences of a hairy chested Afro-Gay, your only chance of survival is to tuck up into a ball and allow whatever is about to happen, to just happen.

How to Spot a Afro-Gay

Use our handy flyer to help you spot Afro-Gay. This will help you arm yourself with the knowledge to avoid this dangerous gay breed.

Electric Daisy Carnival – A Puppy Mill of Sin and Gluttonous Debauchery

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If you’re looking for a festival full of diversity and by diversity you mean “failed at life” mid 30 years olds and popped collared rich college kids, look no further than The Electric Daisy Carnival.

Before we go on, If you want a sugar covered lie of what goes on at this sin-dig, head over to la weekly (weakly) or read some overly thesaurused blog entry by the cherry lip balm she devil, Simone Electra.

Now back to the truth about this musky whore scent of a party. This festival is a gluttonous pit of debauchery dipped in caramel sticky sin, while Satan five finger knuckle gropes his fiery scepter of flesh in a orgasmic fiasco. If slamming “Desert Dew Drop” pills up your poo slide is your idea of fun, than by all means jump on Satan’s wagon and journey on his Oregon Trail of soul slaughter.

What is Electric Daisy Carnival
Electric Daisy Carnival is a annual traveling drug circus that makes it way across many major cities in the US. They make sure to target metropolises that fit their niche; High crime, drug use, homosexuality, rape and murder rate cities. It is easier for them to mask their Satanic and fiendish plots within cities that are already ridden with sinful infestations.

This rave party is no more than a traveling black market drug dealing cover up pyramid scheme. The party promoters are able to push large amounts of their Mexican imported liquid acid covered jelly beans, black urban street cracked coked cane and “Dandy Lion Double Stacker” ecstasy pills.

They make sure that each event has rides and other “fun” games and entertainment so that it entices your children to come and join the festivities. They know if they can use games and “fun” to trick people into stepping into their sick fair of foreign fornication, they have a good chance to make new “customers”.

The raver paradise is also poorly decorated like a low budget style Tim Burton movie. With all the drug money they make, you would think they could at least make the visuals worthwhile.

What Goes on at Electric Daisy Carnival
If you’re a fan of pro-communist rave bands like Empire of the Sun and MGMT (Male Gays Male Trans-genders), you’ll be in pro-Obama heaven. This party is saturated with necromantic homosexual magic and hippie flipped anal drug sex parties. You are sure to see men slapping each other with their flesh swordfishes and lesbians engulfed in mouth tongued hot kisses.

If catering to homosexuals or having your friend stick a nozzle up your sewer hole and squeeze watered down fairy pills up there isn’t your cup of tea, you can always join in the devil tribal dancing circles while your favorite death beats play the same 4 counts for 10 minutes only being changed up with only bleeps and bloops.

Don’t fear, if you don’t like high BMP’d music, you can always “kicking it” in the “DubbedStep” tents. Here is the more relaxing area of the grounds. Here you can listen to a lower tempo set of toxic tunes while you are forced into a interracial make out three way or drugged and taken advantage of anally (this goes for both male and female). The DubbedStep tent is by far the most diabolic area of the event. This is where the most transmitted diseases and pre-martial pregnancies occur.

Who Goes to Electric Daisy Carnvial

First off, if you don’t know what a raver is, please click the link and educate yourself before moving on with this article.

Besides the groups of PLUR babies and Jungle Lists, you will oddly encounter 30 year olds who still haven’t figured how to maintain a job or stable a relationship. Most of the party goers are wel-fare low lives, who use their Obama checks to buy drugs and dance around like mentally ill seahorses, while you’re at home paying taxes for them to go out and partake in drinking from Satan’s nectar cup. I mean who here that works a real job has time to take 4 days off to watch disease ridden lesbian gogo dancers grin on light sticks and snort Korean heroin up your nose?

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UPDATE: PROOF OF THIS SIN FESTIVALS WRATH

UPDATE: DROPPING LIKE FLIES

Is Your Son a Pop Punk Rocker?

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Has your son been growing out his hair and combing it to the side and topping it off with a beanie or hoodie, even if it is 100 degrees outside? Has hit pant’s size labels gone from saying 28 inch to a female size of 6? Does he spend a lot of money at Hot Topic or surfs eBay for overly priced “vintage” clothing? Does he spend hours making mixed tapes with scotch tape labels entitled “Tracks to Hang My Soul From” or “For the Girl I wish I Could Dream About”? Or even worse, has he been hanging posters of 90lbs boys with tribal tattoos above his bed, gazing into their eyes with sugar sprinkled lust? If so, you son has been traveling with Satan’s homo erotic boy band tour bus, while under the influence of what is know as “Pop Punk Rock”.

For those who don’t know, pop punk or “bubblegum pop” came out of the gay crammed city of San Fransisco in the late 90’s from bands like Greenday, Bad Religion, The Pixies and the famous underground band, Good Charlotte. These bands were formed to be more gay club friendly and not to be so grunge, trash style. Gays wanted to be apart of the new punk culture that was springing up in every corner of suburbia, but needed a Boy George sass to it. So the gays picked up their musical weapons and formed a lighter, more homo friendly melody that they could slap their tickle whistles to.

Like all things gay, weather it is disease, sin or the urge to consume large amounts of brown star of David muscle relaxing drugs, the new pop punk movement started to brainwash America’s youth and their music climbed onto the pop music charts. All of a sudden songs like “The Boys of Summer”, “Feeling This” and “Hit That”, started to infect the Billboard charts with their homosexual anthems and messages.

It is called “Pop Punk” not because it is considered “Pop” music, it is because in gay street talk they call the first experience of gay sin docking as being “Popped” or “Popping”. This is also why fans of Pop Punk are called “Poppers”. Most new fans of Pop Punk are new recruits to the gay lifestyle and they are traded around within the gay pecking order and gays fight violently to be the “Cherry Picker” or “Sir Popper” of the new boy’s firm fecal passageway. Once the vile act is completed, they can be promoted to the rank of “Popper”.

Early songs were fueled with fecal assassin tendencies and slowly turned into male dairy form songs. Lead singers would try their hardest to create songs about breakups, confused sexual identities, depression binge drinking and how to stalk the football captain’s girlfriend.

With this new music becoming so famous and easy to create, failed metal bands like “New Found Glory”, “Blink182″ and “MxPx” were given an outlet to easily become famous rock stars. Lead singers were forced to get rid of their devil outfits and turn them in for skinny jeans, tight black t-shirts and bleached blonde hair.

Not only do these bands create homo toe tapping tracks, but they also take famous songs from the 70s and 80s and turn them into something that arouses Satan into a fecal frenzy of mass masturbatory proportions.

This new culture is flooded with homosexual antics and be sure that your son has had a late night back sit rub down or skin inspection with a fellow male “Popper”. It is not uncommon for these young mean to tamper with God’s anger towards sweaty homosexual sex-plorations.

Modern day pop punk bands like “Falling Out Boy” and “The Get Up Kids” have been considered the most dangerous bands to your children. Falling Out Boy recently produced a song called “Dance, Dance” which is a song that tells a story about a young boy who wants to drop out of college become a gogo dancer at a local leather bar.

With songs like this being played on Mtv, VH1, BET and on every Ryan Seacrest radio station, your sons are being taught that education and American morals are not important anymore.

So take our Holy warning and look through you sons iTunes player and delete any band that seems dangerous. If they keep downloading them, cancel their Apple subscription and don’t allow them to become friends with kids that have parents who let them have access to the iTunes store or Napster.

Vans Warped Tour – Tainting the World with Emo Music and Black Market Drugs

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In the city of Satan’s lost angels, there is an event that is held each year where kids with $150 ripped up Diesel boot cut skinny jeans and Maybelline eyeliner, gather to get away from morals and engage in underage drinking, magic fuzzy pill popping and a place where they can become emo and make out with their pre-teen twink boyfriends, while juggling 6 packs of Paps Blue Ribbon down their throats.

This event is called “The Warped Tour” sponsored by the surfing company, Vans. The name comes from the fact that kids go to this event to warp their minds with illicit black market street drugs and become emo gender bending deviants. Everyone knows emos promote homosexuality, drugs, masturbation and miscarriages and that emo stands for “enter my orifice”.

There is no way to distinguish the boys from the girls at this festival, as they all look like drugged out lead singers from the 80’s who just got done having a botched sex change operation.

This festival is full of “softcore” pop music, that fills the young mind with urges to emo mosh in large mosh pits or also known as “the sex circle”. The sex circle is where the emo kids run around in a “pit” filled with sexual anger and as they pass each other, they stick there tongues down each other’s mouths until they reach a Satanic climax full of sin and cherry lip balm.

The acne infested, high pitched, prepubescent voices and same 3-chord melodies from the bands that fuel these circles of demonic enticement, have some of the most outrageous names. Take the pioneers of emo music “Sum 41″, we all know that in gay talk, that the “1” is a symbol for a sin snake and the “4” means “one all fours”. So the name actually means “Sum-one put their twiddle rompus inside me, while I’m on all fours”. Then you have bands with names like Taking It Back to Sunday, Saves the Day and Joy Electric Land, which all have sex party undertones and all have lyrics that talk about forced teen sex and gay sin docking.

The festival inside is quite the French sex show, but even before you get into the concert, you might witness large groups of kissing male friends, giving each other hyper-color hand jobs, while there friends “skank” around them in a mascara filled wet dream of drug activity.

The chances that your son is lip locked with his buddy, who goes by the name “Unique Rain Disaster”, is pretty much guaranteed. It wouldn’t be shocking to find out that your son has played a game of skin tug of war with 20 or so Satan scepters while being high at the beer garden or had partaking in a bi-sexual sex session with his new found buddies over at the Hot Topic display.

Let us not forget the amount of drugs that float around this land of man ass grabbing. Your children will be exposed to drugs that you thought only existed in “urban” neighborhoods.

The drug of choice at this festival is known as “A Mushroom” or as the kids call it “Shrooms”. The reason why this drug is so popular with this type of festival, is because it is shaped like a erected flesh sword and as discussed about above, these kids love to perform mouth sex acts with skin knobs. Once eaten, the drug sends you children into the fairytale land of Satan, where he has complete control of their actions. He bombards them with images of melting rainbows, Skittle rain drops and homo erotic sex slaves, while at the same time encouraging them to dabble in a taste of homosexual experiences.

So unless you want your son to develop a addiction for drugs and homosexuality, you need to ban them from entering not only the gates of Warped Tour, but also keep them away from the grips of L.A.

Wrestling Will Turn Your Son Into A Fecal Bandit

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Has your son recently been begging to join the high school wrestling team, but has never shown interest in sports or any other type of athletic activities? Has your son suddenly taken up a liking to the homo erotic, television show UFC? Does he walk around with shirts that have gay slang words like “Tap Out”, “BJJ (B— Job Junkie)” or even worse “Sprawl” draped across them? Has he been using underground gay words like “Rear-end naked choke”, “Checking oil” or “Flying triangle”? Is his wall now covered with 2% body fat men, who muscles gleam with sexual gay fury as if they were Photoshopped by a West Hollywood porn producer? If so, your son has been enticed and tainted by the new gay wrestling underground.

The gay culture has now injected itself inside one of man’s most brutal and ancient sports, wrestling. They are signing up kids faster than a hooker selling mouth sex acts for $2 and a free can of Jolt cola. Gay coaches can now have a real life underage twink hardcore gay porn, play out in front of their eyes every weekday from 3:15pm to 5:45pm.

Within each wrestling gym your son is being exposed and brainwashed into the gay life style and everyday at practice they are not practicing true sportsmanship, but are being taught secret gay sex positions like power side mount, the full mount or the fabled grapevining. While your sons are locked in action, the coach sits their in gay like frenzy trance while he watches his students rub together in a sweaty battle for domination. The coach is also able to fantasize about which one would most likely be a bottom and who is the more bear like top.

No real man would be excited to spend hours a day having man bags being rubbed against their faces or have a man stiffly arm locked into their rear end unless they enjoyed gay S&M sex play. These boys slap on skin tight gay parade spandex, to make sure they can feel their opponents muscle definition rub up against their bodies. High school wrestling outfits never use to be this skin tight, but leave it up to a homogay to redesign something innocent into something gay-tastic.

Instead of daydreaming about Taylor Swift or Amy Grant, these boys are now praising gay idols such as the famous Canadian gay fighter, George “Saint” Pier or also known as “GSP”, which really stands for “Gay Sex Prostitute”. You now also have boys posting their shirtless photos onto their Facebook pages to show off their new six-packed bodies for gay e-strangers to “M” themselves to. You can not find one wrestler on Facebook that doesn’t have a gallery dedicated to their sexual ass play antics.

So if you want your son to be bobbing for musky candy bags and having his head smeared into another boys lightly covered and sweaty sewer hole, keep your son out of the wrestling gym and keep him away from boys who wear skull shirts and who have mohawks or spiky hair.

Is Burning Man to Blame for the Increase in American Teen STD Cases?

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Did you know there is a place in Las Vegas you can go to and burn Bibles while making sex sessions with random women dressed up like the Easter Bunny and little bubble bees? Has anyone told you that you can be apart of a week long journey of hazy drug male sin docking, with married men? Anyone ever tell you about a group of meth laced lollipop lickers, dancing to Satanic drum beats, while semen demons and devil whores dance in sexual gyrations? Have you ever heard of stories about a fiery idol being burned to celebrate deviancy against God? If so, you most likely are hearing the horrid tales of a festival called “Burning Man”, which is a annually held music festival to celebrate everything anti-American and anti-morals.


What is Burning Man?
Burning Man is an annual, week long drug slinger festival sponsored by Hot Topic, that is held in the Blackhole Desert in the northern part of Las Vegas. Burning Man is a week long festival of book burning, anti-God worship and baby eating babble that only Satan himself would be able to fondle himself over.

At each party, the party goers are encouraged to create their own false idols which they will later on burn and dance around as they joyfully sin in hopes to arouse Satan in a erotic fantasy of orgasms.

Who Goes to Burning Man?
Besides the copious amounts of fecal flinging, sex addicted homosexuals, the clown dressed midgets and bath salt sniffing hippies, you can see a wide variety of God hating sinners. Burning man usually consists of around 122,500 to 182,805 people looking to reenact scenes that would make a Roman bath house look like the softest form of downloadable .avi porn on the internet.

The whore women are asked to weird the most outlandish outfits and to make sure that woman have their milk sacks exposed or to at least have moist camel hump noticeable in the tight shorts. It is very common to see women in Old Navy hot pants, Hot Topic fish nets and cut up Dirty Shirty bosom tops with words like “My Dad Says I’m Cute” or “I Always Get Backstage” smeared across them. Men are told to dress up like something you would see out of a nightmarish San Fransisco leather parade and that you can show bare chest only if you have a sculptured solid body.

Pretty much if you asked a gps to look for a group of ugly people who play with necromantic black magic and love to partake in a oily interracial sex orgy, it would point you right to this desert festival of gluttonous fornication.


What Goes on at Burning Man?
What the immature amounts of female nudity and exposed male sin snakes isn’t enough? Or how about the naked tug of war games or the false idol constructions? Or to top it off, how about large amounts of gay men tip toeing in the desert, hammering out male on male mouth sex acts, while hippies cheer them on and take photos to upload to their Twitter accounts.

Have you every heard of a “STD Party”? If not, a STD Party is were groups of disease infested party goers, like our Burning Man friends here and they sign up on a list stating which STD they have. Once on the list, they are able to look at others on the list and see which type of STD they want to swap. Once they pick out their fancy, they met up in a what they call “Caring Tent” and partake in a sandy act of sexual transfusion and Satanic pleasures.

Parties like these are what caused the black plague in England. Unmoral, non-God loving drunks would have multiple sex insertion sessions with unwashed privates parts from multiple people and would spread sickness across the lands. If we don’t stop this, America will be facing the same low t-cell count destiny.


If the STD parties don’t tickle your penile or baby hole fancy, you can always join in on the animal sacrifices or take a demonic journey in the acid trip sweat rooms.

Dancing to “drummed and based” music is also a very popular event. So if you’re a maniac for dancing under the Devil’s desert disco ball, you will have a place to call home.

So if you want to ride first class on hell’s 747 or have your body riddled with illnesses, hop in your car and drink from the devil’s pleasure cup. If you want to be bless with eternal life then band with us and say no to this false paradise of gang banging hussies and phallic exposing maestros.

What is a Raver

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We can thank Nazi German for what is known today as “Rave Parties” or as it is called in street talk “Acid Parades”. The Nazis were known for holding secret events, where they doped themselves up on heroin drugs and smoke meth rocks until all hours of the night, while banging on drums to put themselves into a state of enraged ecstasy. These drum beats (now known as bpm loops) where transformed into what modern day electronic house music sounds like and this is the same type of beat today’s candy hippies dance to while they shove pills of ecstasy drugs up their rectums and suck on cherry flavored ring pops.

With all the health dangers that heroin addiction brings,it is imperative that you bring a loved one who is in that situation to a facility that provides treatment for addiction to heroin before it’s too late.

Raves first became famous in Russia and moved over to England in the 1980’s where the term “Acid Parties” started. These parties were drug infested sex orgies, full of pre-martial sin docking, multiple and same sexed closet make out sessions and enough acid to send a gorilla on a trip down the Dorthy’s yellow brick road, while holding hands with Captain Crunch and rainbow colored vampire midgets. These phase in UK history is also known as the “Abortion Plague”, as the rate of abortions shot up to 74% in girls from the ages of 14 to 19.

Raves didn’t start becoming popular in the States until the late 1990’s when a new style of music called “Happy Hardcore” was created. The new style of music was louder and faster than any other trance music heard in the UK. Rave DJs (Drug Jockeys) knew the American’s loved more of a “pop” sound and developed this music to entice American’s to come to their hidden desert parties and get them hooked on the newly developed drug MDMA, also know as ecstasy or “The fuzzy sex pill”. The first popular Happy Hardcore song in American was called “Groove is in the Heart” by a Los Angeles band named “Deee-Lite”.

The band was created by New York born Kierin Magenta Kirby or also known by her rave name “Lady Miss Kier”. Lady Kier was a Gogo dancer in New York and wanted to start making her own music. She moved out to LA where she met a “beat maker” and started to create electro tunes. They named the band “Deee-Lite” meaning the “D” for drugs “eee” for all the “e” or ecstasy they did and the “lite” comes from the fact that they liked to “litely” lace their drugs with acid.

Now back to the drugs.

This new drug was so powerful that it could take the average business and turn them into a bead wearing, lollipop sucking, Elmo backpack carrying sex-a-holic within 35 to 45 minutes. This drug would make ones eyes the size of a Japanese Anime character and would turn them into a raging sex craver. The amount of stranger sex due to this drug is unmeasurable and has been rumored that a male could be driven to having 12 to 17 sex partners in one night.

The DJs were also smart and gave friendly names to the different types of ecstasy you could buy. If you wanted to have more of a body drug experience you could buy the “Tweety-bird” or the “Candy Carpet”. If you wanted to be plastered beyond recognition, you could grab a nice bag of “Devils Ferrari” or “Double Dipped Danger Flakes”. The DJs wre smart with their marketing terms as they also knew a parent would have no idea if their son or daughter was on the phone talking about “Candy flipped Saki Bombs” or “Rainbow Kissed Sugar Drops”.

With all cultures there are subcultures and the rave scene is no stranger to different breeds. I have broken down the most famous raver clans known to the world.

Candy Kids
A candy kid is a person who likes to wear bright clothing, love beads and drench their bodies full of liquid ecstasy and fill their blood with sugar. You can always spot a candy kid by the multiple ring pops on their hands.

Each candy kid collects beads, these beads are signs of how many bi-sexual sex orgies they have been apart of. It is almost like medals won on the sexual dance floor of STDs.

A candy kid is also know for their “glow stick” skills and often battle with other candy kids to see who can do the better light show dance. Most battles are for drugs or to win a sex session with the other crews females.

This group of raver also has the largest homosexual population and are no strangers to sin snake to rectum entry sex parties and their female clan members all have partaking in fish cave worshiping.

There method of drug use is what is called the “Rear High”, where the take female cleaning product bags, fill them with water and drugs and then have their funs stick the nozzle up their sewer hole and squeeze Satan’s liquid love sauce up their bums to get a faster and more exciting high.

Jungle Lists
This is the violent clan of the bunch, with their afro-angry drum beats and zulu dance moves. Mostly made up of “Yellows” and blacks, Jungle Lists goto these parties to stir up trouble, cause fights and rob other ravers. This should not be a surprise as we know communist Asians and blacks due the same thing in American society.

A Jungle List is known for liking what is called “Drummed and Base” music and are known for their pot and meth addictions. The term “Drummed and Base” comes from the fact that they like fast African style “tripped pops” music and smoke meth or “basing” while dancing like angry silver-back gorillas.

Each Jungle List group has a leader, also known as a “Rudeboy” or “Bom Bom Cloud”. The leader gets to pick which rave party the crew with go to and what type of dance battles they will perform.

PLUR Babies
The term PLUR means “Peace Love Unity and Respect” but this actually means “Penis Labia Urine and Rectums” and it is their jumpsuit army battle cry. The PLUR Babies clan is that of rich suburban white kids who hide their homosexual activities from their parents and live it up at local raver gay bars.

PLUR Babies can be picked out in a crowd by their visors and soccer shirts. This group is known for their in ability to do good rave dancing and usually just go to the parties to get a quick rape session in or looking to perform mouth sex acts on another man’s Satan scepter. This group also has the highest ranking of STD carriers.

This group is only welcomed into the rave community because they are usually the ones selling the drugs. Just like all things gay, the PLUR Babies are their to distribute Satan’s body to the masses.

How to tell if your kid is a raver:

Nintendo Wii U Uses Digital Penis in Logo

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Let us not forget that the name “Wii” is a homo erotica communist term that means “Wiener” or “Tentacle Sex”. We have already shown you the first game that the Wii U will be releasing and we have told you about how the gays and blacks have teamed up to violate your white housewives, by using Wii remotes.

Now, even after many emails and phone calls to their main office in China, Nintendo still points its middle commie finger at America and this time they have gone to far.

The new Wii system is called the “Wii U” and the “U” is Japanese elite speaking for “Rape with Penis”. So if you say the name out loud with its communist meaning, it is “We Rape with Penis” and that is what they plan on doing to your children. The logo is also blue, which is the universal color for boy, so it also is subliminally showing your children images of gay sin snakes.

The Godless Japanese mind is one of perversion and unGodly thoughts of women sharing bowls of fecal matter for dinner and multi-sex member, sour cream and pancake orgies. You can see their slanty work just by looking at the new control system, which is really a device women can use as a personal climax slammer or can be used to shove up ones rectal pipe to produce a “Milking Orgasm”.

The Kamikaze tsunami brigade is hoping that parents will buy their new system for their kids next Christmas, so that they can use the system to brainwash you children into God hating, American flag spitting deviants. With the new Wii U comes a lexicon of subliminal sexual games that will teach your children about how to have abortions, partake in interracial/bi-sexual sex Olympics, teach girls how to “M” themselves or have a “M”ing sleep over party and also teach your children how to surf the internet for free adult gay sites.

Just when you thought you only had to worry about gays and blacks ruining the morals in American, we get sneak attacked by the yellow German pitbulls. Keep them from sinking your families battleships of morals and prohibit your children from playing or secretly owning this new gaming console.

944 Magazine Infuses Gay Lifestyle with Savvy Chic Drug Use

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Looking for the nearest S&M gay leather bar with the best $35 apple martinis or the newest hipster horse back riding wine tasting event? If so, just open up a overly high glossed copy of Snotsdale, AZ based magazine “944”. This magazine is full of fantasy footholds and tries to sell the idea that everyone lives on a 250k and up income and can afford a $670 custom shirt by Angela Johnson or some other designers who have made up interracial porn names. 944 makes it seem that owning only one Porsche is a lifestyle crime and being involved in only one to two bi-sexual sex orgies is grounds for being exiled out of the sexual deviant hipster circle.

The name 944 alone sports a menacing, subliminal message. As reported on earlier, Stephenson Billings pointed out the children use internet sex slang and just like “BRB” or “415”, 944’s name is just as vulgar as its overly color burned fashion pictorials. We all know that in “sex slang” texting, that the “9” is the symbol for the female pushing her rump in the air and we know the “4” is the symbol of a male fully enticed by female sin treats. Now look at how the 9 and the two 4s are laid out. You can see here the 944 means that a women is having his camel hump being invaded by a male’s sin snake, while that male is being reversed waste exited by another male. So as you can see, the name alone is telling its readers that not only having multiple sex action partners is ok, but it is ok to have same sex relationships.

So besides the name, what else does 944 Magazine offer its readers? I have created a breakdown of their most common content and will explain what each one’s motives are.

3am Girls
Wondering why your ASU attending daughter is failing microbiology? Or why she suddenly started to smoke the liquid ecstasy filled electronic cigarette? What if I told you there is a group of girls who write articles each month telling your daughters to stay out every night and party like cheap $4 sex pirate hookers and be involved in interracial pretty boy orgy parties. Well each month the 3am Girls write about how much alcohol and drugs that smoked each month and glamorize the night walker street life. Each story is filled with images of pot high college girls being mauled by steroid beefy, bi-curious frat boys.

While your hard earned dollars are going to half rated schools like ASU and SDSU, your daughters are out slamming shots of Denaka Vodka and beer bonging copious amounts of Michelob Ultra, which are both major advertisers for the magazine.

The 3am girls are scantily clad hussies, who are community college drop outs, who are also jealous of students who were able to get into sweet 16 schools. Their main goal is to ruin the academic journeys of as many college girls as possible. For each college drop out, their souls become sexual erect with sin and malice. These women are the truth embodiment of a devil whore.

Just so you know, the “am” does not stand for ANTE meridian.

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No wonder kids nowadays are so sexual confused and binge drinking alcoholics. Magazines like 944 are more crammed with more gay propaganda than a lesbian biker parade in San Fransisco. For every 1 page of content, there is 10 pages of photoshopped gay exposed bodies, flyers to steamy gay rave sex parties and gay friendly destination vacations. And if they aren’t being bombarded with sexy sailor make out photos, they are being pushed to by sin nectar beverages. One could become a drunk gay man just by flipping through the magazine alone.

What a healthy message to push onto kids and that is exactly their target, fresh college student meat. They know if they can tempt new students during rush week, they can hook them into their advertising maelstrom of sex, drugs and bottom self alcohol advertisers. They don’t even put a parental warning on the cover, letting parents and students know they are about to be taken to a land of bad choices.

Why don’t they switch out these graphical pages of massive sin and replace them with ads about Jesus’ love or images of happily married, God following straight couples? Because they don’t want to promote soulfully healthy lifestyles.

Fashion Pictorials
To fill up space due to their writers inability to write more than 5 pages of actual content. 944 fills up around 130 pages of powdered cracked coke caned models wearing outfits that only a mental damaged slut would wear.

I’m sorry 944, no real person would spend $700 on a shoe string woven shirt with paint splatters on it. My 8 year old niece is able to do that and you don’t see her trying to scam people out of money or even call it fashion. It seems 944’s definition of fashion is.

fash·ion (according to 944 Magazine)
-noun
Anything that was created by anyone with a made up European name, is a high school drop out hipster, lives off mommy and daddy’s money and makes crap just so they can say they are artistic and different.

“By buddy Levi McClane is the best fashion designer in Mesa. He takes old pieces of gum and sews them onto American Apparel fitted tees and then lets his dog urinate on them.”

So if you enjoy recycled half rated content, endless amounts of talentless pictorials, Satanic gay ads, images of body painted go-go dancers and heroin smoking high school drop outs, 944 Magazine is for you.

Gays Using Candyland To Turn Your Kids Into Frolicking Fecal Bandits

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Leave it to the Homogay Agenda to turn a childhood game into gay erotic propaganda. Candyland for many of years has been a boardgame that teaches children their colors and also how to count, but did you know the gays are now using the branding of this game to trick kids into fecal fantasy love labyrinth or sinful lullabies?

The liberals and gays use the color scheme of the game and the name itself and post gay club flyers across towns for children’s eyes to gaze upon. Each flyer usually has a low t-cell count gay model on it along with colorful graphics and the Candyland logo above. Also notice that the flyers use lollipops and other candies. Candy as we know is the pedophiles favor weapon to trick kids into ass play victimization. The gays know if a child sees these flyers they will automatically assume it is apart of the game itself. What child wouldn’t want to visit a real life Candyland adventure? What child wouldn’t want to trek down the path of primary colored bricks and meet fantasy play mates? The thing is, there is no sugar plum fields or gold, just sugar plummed fairies ready to dabble their dip stick into a pre-mature chocolate flesh star.

The gays are very smart with their tactics and they know with this new form of branding will increase their weekly child rape quota to at least 15%. This increase will also cause the increase in gay bar income and with higher income comes higher gay tax breaks. So not only will gays become richer with money, but also richer with child flesh sword play.

Each gay party is filled with ecstasy flavored electronic music, which puts the gays into a fecal frenzy like trance just waiting to be fed pre-pubic growing victims. The club is also filled with “Sweet and Horny Go-Go Boys” which act as a type of “fluffer” which helps keep the gays at full mast while they wait for their child meals.

Once they children are brought in, the games began. From the reports we have gotten their are games caller “rainbow row”, where each child is painted a different color from the Candyland game and the gays roll a colored dice. Whatever color is lands one, the gays gets to pick a child that matches that rolled color.

Another game is called “paint a rainbow kid”. This is where the gays get into groups of 5 and each dip their sin snakes into a bucket of different colored paint. Each group has 3 mins to get their kid’s body covered with all different colors. They slap their Satan scepters against the children until their look like a multi colored Van Gogh painting. The group with the most “rainbow colorer” kid wins.

So why is congress us forcing America to accept the gay chosen lifestyle, our children are being used as real life gay party favors. They don’t like it when cigarette companies use bright colors and cartoons in their advertising, so why is it ok for gays to? We all know gays kill more than smoking does each year. Write your congressman and et them know that you do not approve of this on going child abuse by these electronic cigarette cracked smokers and tell them instead of trying to rape the Catholic church with false accusations, they should be focusing on the ones who are raping our children’s dreams and replacing them with rainbow nightmares.

Chelsea Handler Has Lately Been a Drug Hussy Extraordinaire

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What do you get when you mix a ecstasy snorting, cracked coked cane smoking, hack comedian, binge whiskey drinking, interracial sex having, white devil? In two gag reflux vulgar words, Chelsea Handler.

Chelsea Handler is the half brained host on E! Entertainment’s late night called, “Chelsea Lately”. The shows was named after Chelsea’s many pre-abortion, late period experiences and is far from anything you could call comedy. The only thing comical about this show is Chelsea herself. With her veins full of crystal meth rocks from late night upskirt orgies and cheap whiskey naked poker games, Chelsea tries to put on a talk show every night and fails to meet the marker of laughter.

So how did such a failure at life get to be a host on a semi-minor watched cable station? Well after you have mouth sex acted every CEO and executive producer your chances of success get increased in the land of Hollywood. There have been reports that she has even allowed large groups of suits take turns performing chocolate star hole sin docking on her while she snorts heroin off the ads of female super models. This is what people in Hollywood call “blowing to the top” or “poke for a script”.

To prove her whoredom we have some photos of Chelsea after a long nights worth of drinking Michelob Ultra and shots of sour apple flavored scotch. Only a slutty devil whore would expose her milk sacs and then post them on a entertainment blog. You can notice the dark color of her baby nubs, which is the sign of spoiled milk docks. This is due to large amounts of sinful pleasures and abuse to her baby door.

When she isn’t doing body shots off her co-hosts, she is off having interracial relationships with sin skinned gangster hipped hopped stars. Recently she released a sex tape of her can 50 cent in hopes to be cool like the sand terrorist Kim K and white trash princess Paris Hilton. In the internet porn video, you can see Chelsea being “doggy styled” by the rapper and the video is called “50 Cents Worth of a Whore”. From reports we have gotten, it has been said that not much band widths has been used to view her video, which means no one really cares to see her naked, as they have already seen enough of her saggy exposed flesh.

To add insult to injury, Chelsea has hired not only an illegal Cuban to be her co-host, she hired a midget Cuban. This is a smack in the face to America and says that not only does she support Castro and Che, but she always hates American midgets. There are plenty of legal midgets looking for work in Hollywood, but she rather pay a lower wage to get her little pet. I bet a real American midget would be a lot more entertaining and would help the midget economy.

So have fun having Cuban midget sex, while American midgets are staving on the streets of Burbank Chelsea, you heartless pig.

This woman needs to be removed from the television and her comedy tours need to be put to a stop. Even if we have to burn down every venue she has marked on her tour to keep her away from the ears of Americans, than so be it.

Why Mexicans are Better Than Afro-Saxons

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There is always a annoying question in the backs of everyone’s mind, yet everyone is afraid to ask, “Which minimum wage working human species is better for America?” Well, here at Christwire we fear no question and feel it is our religious duty to present answers.

We all know that Mexicans and Afro-saxons come from the same kind of backgrounds. The Mexicans came from Mayan tribes and the Afro-saxons came from Zulu African war gangs. Both savage cultures, that promoted male to male penile-anal submersion, but at least the Mayans had a Christian influence that changed their ways once the Spanish knocked some good since into them. Due to this influence, the Mayan offspring have come to be ahead of the game when it comes to immigrants.

After months of research we have found a winner and below we have listed the reasons why.

Mexicans work
This should not come as a surprise to anyone. We have all seen the large gatherings of under the table workers lined up on city streets looking to paint your walls, clean your pool or wash your car and at a fair price. Where are the lines of blacks looking for work? We always see on the TV blacks saying there are no jobs, but it seems like even illegal workers are able to fine something to do. Maybe it is because the only lines black people form are the ones at the welfare department.

Mexicans speak better English
Blacks have no excuse for not knowing the English language, they grew up here and English is a second language to the foreign occupiers. While Mexicans are trying to learn enough English to get by, blacks take the English language and rape it of any understandable logistics. Mexicans might sound like 67 IQers, but at least they know “Israel” is a country and not a question.

Mexicans care for their children
While blacks are off impregnating confused white woman and than leaving them with nothing, Mexicans value family just as much as they value religion. Mexicans will move in their whole family into a 2 bedroom apartment, just to make sure everyone has shelter and food. Yes, Mexicans may have a lot of kids and most run around snot covered and in a shirt and diapers, but at least the babies and mothers grow up with a father figure.

Mexicans follow rules better
Mexicans are only guilty of “Juan” crime and that is crossing the border. Blacks on the other hand are guilty of many criminal plagues, such as rape, rap music, cracked coke caned selling, domestic abuse, black rage and murder.

Mexicans are safer
Let’s be honest, Mexicans are less likely going to rape your wife if they are left alone to tend your lawn.

Mexicans know America is better than their “homeland”
Mexicans know their homeland is a dirty covered sewer hole and kiss the floor of American daily. Afro-saxons always say they want to go back to the motherland, but we all know they wouldn’t not want to live in a country that is still 4,000 years behind America. Moving back to Africa would mean learning how to find your own food and shelter, they wouldn’t be able to have the government build them a project of force corporations to hire them for a high level position, while they have no experience.

Mexicans can speak Latin
Mexicans all know how to speak the tongue of Saint Peter, this is why they are called Latinos.

Hipsters Now Making Star Wars a Slut Culture.

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Before we start this journey, let us not forget how the Jedi Master, Darth Skywalker fell to the dark side. Once apart of the great Mandalorian Republic, Darth was tempted by sex and greed, which lead him down the path to the dark side of the force.

His temptation drew from the college princess, Padamead Orgama, who used her sin treats and hooker plumped lips to make Darth stray away from his religious duties and be enticed with wet dreams of sexual fantasies and Satanic pleasure.

Just like today’s college girls, Padamead was a rebellious brat, who only cared about her looks, dressing like a $3 Bothan slut and obsessed with gaining control of the Terran out rim planets.

Also, let us not forget how just like today’s college hooker faces, Padamead forced Darth into pre-martial sex and became pregnant. She used her pregnancy to keep Darth from being able to leave her and made him use his Republic salary to pay for medical bills. The college girls of today are no better than a Mos Eisley Tuskin invader, whose main goal in life is to be a savage beast that prays on the wallets and minds of young men.

The college female, also known as a “Femster” is using the same methods as the kinky street walker, Padamead and using her techniques from the movie to tempt young boys into pre-martial sex, masturbation and leading them down the path of the the dark side. These college temptresses are using Sith mind tricks and Borg style tactics to take naught space Vader photos and posting them onto their Friendster, Facebook and iPad profiles. These images get dirtier and dirtier as the fad has grown into Death Star Moon size, using its death ray to vanquish the morals of young men.

Each image below, brings your son closer to “Hand Soloing” himself into Trekkie sin oblivion or as the colleges girls call it, “Spocking”. This is were a man slips his hands into a “V” shape and places his fleshy light saber in between the V slot and self “m”s himself, until they release white midichlorian sauce. These images are more controversial than Lando shooting first at Han, so set your ion cannons to stun as we jump to warp speed into Hipster hookerdom.


Let us create a blockade to stop this Imperial invasion of sassy sin siths, before our men and even young future home makers turn over to the Jubba the Hunn.

Liberal States Caught Searching Nasties Online

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The liberal mind is one of filth and sloth. While God loving patriots use the internet to search for relevant information and to be up to date with news, the liberal spends their day looking up vile and unholy search terms.

We used the latest in search engine technologies to find what kind of band widths keywords each state uses while browsing on popular search engines like, Bing, Yahoo, Hotbot and Lycos. The results will shock you.

Below is scientific data maps pulled from some of each search engines most popular search terms and that data was generated to create some amazing color coated heat maps to show you that the liberal states abuse the internet for porn erotica and other pro-choice style browsing.

Let us see what kind of filth we have floating around the digital highway:

DISCLAIMER FOR MAP #1
The only reasons some of the Conservative states have been dinged, is because of liberal relatives coming over to visit and using up their band width to get their sick fix. This goes to show you that liberals have no respect for friends and families.

Gays Create New iGay Sex Toy

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We have already warned you about how apple wants to turn your college kids gay and how their Homoligists want to develop the iGay gene, but now apple has developed a new homogay sex toy to promote nose to sin hole sex. Now instead of gays getting their kicks from fingering each other in the brown socket (now know as analog finger play), they are able to strap on a plastic torpedo nose sex toy and shove it up their buddies doo doo and then make it vibrate by using their iPhones. It even displays the distance to a the man’s prostate and will “blip” faster and faster as it gets closer.

This new age of digital gaydom has gone too far. Their receiving partner has the ability to control the vibrating speed, heat and moisture by using a apple app and can update his status to Twitter at the same time, listing what the toys settings are at. This will let all his other twink twitter buddies know what is going on and how hard he is getting sin pounded. Isn’t it great to know kids will now be exposed to such twits like “115 degrees, ultra vib, speed +11 – about to blow, LOL #lovebeingsinrammed”.

Brown dabbling in another man’s waste cave is one thing, but why are we promoting such evil technologies. By marketing such toys, we will further entice our young muscular, college boys to partake in Satan’s late night fecal frenzy festival, while listening to Lady Gaga or Adam Lambert and encourage them to strap on and digi-dingle their frat brothers.

The toy is being sold at stores like Best Buy and Circuit City and being branded as a iPhone accessory. It should be called a asscessory if you ask me.

Thank God the good people at The Android have been stirring clear of queer.

What Gays Post on Craigslist

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If you want to learn about God’s enemies the best thing to do is visit their dwellings of heat sweat bath houses and late night ass pool orgies, also known as the popular gay porn site, Craigslist. This site needs to change its bands width extension to .gay or .homosexslaveparties instead of .com. After browsing this site for over 30 hours, I found nothing but offers of free sex acts, brown pony rides, leather ballroom dancing and male sinkhole tickle torture.

To expose the way a gay brain really does work, I decided to list some of the postings here, so you can see how dangerous and obese these ass assassins are with non-normal sex.

Exhibit #1

I need a spanking – 52

That’ s it. Anyone want to put me over their knee and warm up some buns? 52, 6′, hwp. Very discreet.

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Here we have a male making a gay mating call to any other male that might want to come to his modern chique condo and give his rumpus a sexual love tap. What normal person would want a potential danger stranger to come over their house and then perform a act of violence on their tussie? A gay person, that is who. The gay gets a rush when they know they might be involved in some type of danger.

Exhibit #2

Fit Mature for Young Smooth Twink 18-25

I can host at country club setting. I give amazing erotic massages with rimming and oral. Be ddf/neg like me. I 6′, 180, very fit, 7c, smooth, masculine, vers top, respectful and experienced training young twinks. I can also take professional photos if you want and I have 420. Please be nonsmoker, totally smooth, thin (under 150#). I could also use a massage and can spoil you. Tonight or tomorrow night.

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First of all what does playing basketball and dental hygiene have to do with erotic massages? And what is a ddf/neg? Is this him saying he wants “Dirty Dillie Fun” and he is “neg of HIV”? I also don’t understand why he has 420 professional photos of himself, besides the fact that we all know gays are vein. Lastly, what does her reference a twinkie in his head post? Is this some kind of homogay slang for devil DNA filled flesh sword?

Exhibit #3

Masculine Bottom in town

Masculine bottom in town until tomorrow…staying at the Parker hotel in Palm Springs. Thirty-five, masculine, five-seven, one-sixty-eight, clean and neg. You must be neg. Looking for hungry tops to c** over for a hot f***. Send your FACE pics and stats, then I’ll send you my room number. Let’s f***!

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All these gays do is think about male to male sindocking, rainbows, My Little Pony and flowers. Why do they post that their “bottom” is masculine? Don’t all men have masculine bottoms? Besides all the gay vulgar speak and this man’s urges to have devil DNA, he is giving this hotel a bad name. Do they want to be known as the gay prostitution sex house? I think not.

Exhibit #4

Tops need to dump hot afternoon – 44

load. Bare muscle bottom ready. Strictly anonymous scene. You come in, pump and dump, leave. Very discreet. Great for st8, bi, married studs. Now.

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What is “dump hot”? Gay talk is more secretive than Chinese hacker, elite speak. Look at how he is even trying to tempt married and straight men into a homosexual love triangle of sin. Also, what parent names their kid “Tops”?

Exhibit #5

Mexican visitor

Visiting and looking for fun. I can travel before 11 or host after. 5’7″190. hairy vers.

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Here we have an illegal trying to spread swine flu. It is bad enough gays are invading out country internally, but do we need Paco de Homo jumping across the border for some tug a rug, health care and a job? No!

 

 

 

Assassin’s Creed Revelations – A Game That Teaches Children How to Murder and Be a Gay Anti-Christ

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What is Assassins Creed?

It is a video game created by the communist Japanese company Capcom, the same creators of the ultra violent game “Street Fighter” and “Princess Peach’s Pool Party“.

In this RPG – first shooter series, your children are exposed to the same type of over the top bloody violence and anti-Christian game play over and over again. Your children are given missions to kill Popes, law enforcement figures, politicians, priests, landowners and at the same time they are made to protect thieves, communists, devil worshipers and devil whores.

Each quest your child is given involves the murder of a person and sometimes multiple people, even children.

This game also includes male to male make out scenes. As you can see in the image below, the assassin has had his best friend killed and before he dies, they embrace in a homogay love hug and partake in a male to male mouth lip lock.

Your children also are taught to use the help of prostitutes, as the game forces the player to mingle with Satanic opened legged swamp tramps as a from of invisible travel.

Look at the RGB 64-bits of digital violence this game shows to your children:

What is Assassin’s Creed Revelations About?

In this part of the game’s series, the main Assassin is on a mission to find the killer of his long time lover “Altair”. Enzio, goes on missions to kill people and along the way he makes gay relationships with other underground assassins. With each mission completed, your child is given a clue of who the real killer is. It is like a bloody gay soap opera, filled with gay bath houses and long dramatic cut sequences of kissing and man bear embraces.

Besides the homogay agenda in this game, this game also brainwash your children into thinking the Catholic church is covering up the fact that computer aliens created Adam and Eve. How insane is that?

This game will turn your young boy into a ass bandit junkie, who will feen for a gay sexual encounter fix and will go into male sex act withdraws if he doesn’t get his hands on a fresh and plump piece of sin snake.

So far from what we have seen, this game is teaching kids how to be gay assassin bandits, god hating communists and training them to be future Taliban terrorist killers.

Is There a Hidden Message in the Game’s Name?

Communist gay video games always have a hidden meaning in its name. Just look at the name “Assassin’s Creed”, when broken down it looks like this “Ass-Ass-ins Creed”. So the game is pretty much teaching your children the creed of the gays. The creed is, be gay to get attention and when you get the attention make up stories about how horrible your life is. If you can’t get the attention you want, kill someone.”Ass-Ass-ins” is also a gay term that is used at leather bars and transgenetic beauty contests. It is also they name of secret gay hotels. Bravo Capcom, bravo!

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Bryan Blake’s review on Assassins Creed

Bonnaroo – A Festival of Heroin, Gay Sin Docking, Mud Orgies and Black Magic

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Bonnaroo is more dangerous than the disease infested Coachella, Satanic Big 4 and the ass cowboy festival, Stagecoach all wrapped together in a deadly $1 taco. It is also held on the SAME day as Satan’s birthday. Coincidence, nothing evil is a coincidence. It is planned. Your children are buying golden tickets to Satan’s chocolate sin factory.

What is Bonnaroo?
It is a annual rave festival held in Tennessee and does nothing but allow kids to do smoke the magic pot, snort heroin, partake in black magic rituals, have sex with strangers and epose kids to the dangerous homosexual lifestyle.

What Does the Word Bonnaroo Mean?
It is black talk for “a really good time” and we all know what “a really good time” means to hipper hopped stars. It usually involves cracked coke canes, murder and white $3 French prostitutes.

This word also has a underground meaning once you break it down. Let’s take “Bonn” for example and it actually turns into the word “Bone”. We all know gays use this word to describe the action of when they are fecal fisting their Cuban cabana boy at their sex bath house parties. Now let’s look at Roo, “Roo” is short for “Kangaroo”. So put the full true message together and you get “Bone a Kangaroo”.

How sick are these rave promoters to want to teach kids that raping a kangaroo is cool? I understand maybe in a Godless African country this might be acceptable, but this is the US of A!

What Goes on at Bonnaroo?
Mud sex orgies

How would you feel knowing your daughter is exposing her milk sacs and baby door while covered in styptic waste? How would you like if she was performing mouth sex on random groups of strangers? We this is what she will be doing if you allow her to attended Bonnaroo. Every year they make a mud pit, so people can hide their faces and make it feel like no one will know who they are and then engage in stranger stroking and torpedo suction slurping. They might have already given out 10 mouth sex acts to strangers from the parking lot to the concert’s entrance.

Mud also means sewerhole sex in the underground, drug gang, gay realm. M.U.D. means Manhole Unit Docking or also know in the Christian world as “male to male sin docking”. Just remember that your young boys might be drugged and forced into a rainbow drugged mind state, while large groups of gay men take turns raping his innocents and ravaging his soul via their waste shoot

Drug light shows

Kids at Bonnaroo like to shove ecstasy up their rectums, so they can get a “rear end raver high” and enjoy the famous light shows. How great is it knowing that our children are walking around will pills of Satanic joy up their twinkie holes, gazing at colored light beams, while doing make out sessions or even worse, pre-martial sex.

The light show usually keeps the same colors, green, red and purple. Each color has its own hypnotic black magic agenda. The green is to subliminally addict your children to pot smoking antics and also teaches you children to donate their money to the democratic party. Red is to make them supporters of late term abortions. Also remember Satan’s favorite color is red. The purple is obvious. It is to push the homogay agenda onto your children and to make sure they all accept the sexual choices of the attention whores we call “Homosexuals”.

Heroin drug snorting

Satan loves a cheerful “H” snorter and Bonnaroo is a haven for the “H”. It has been said that over 97% of attendees will partake in a magic joy ride down the “H” railway. But did you know that Heroin is the leading cause to unprotected sex during the summer time? We are basically leading out children into the gates of a concentration camp of sin and sex. With each snort of Satan’s pixie dust, or children’s souls get closer to Satan’s acid baths.

Male to male entry sex fondling

You can’t have a raping and pillaging festival without pirates and this festival is full of sugar plummed fairy butt pirates in search of untouched, plump male booty. For every one homosexual at Bonnaroo, there is 11 cases of forced male entry into another mans brown muscle.

What Music is Played at Bonnaroo?

Have you ever heard of Arcade Fire, The Black Keys, The White Buffalo, Stephen Stills or even Sallie Ford & the Sound Outside? Of course not, no one has, unless you’re a kleptomaniac pot smoking sex slave! These are all names of street drugs. They just put these “band” names on the flyer so parents think their kids are actually going to a music concert. What it really is, is a menu to let kids know what type of Satan sugar they can purchase once they get to the festival of drug gluttony.

Who Goes to Bonnaroo?

Homogays, Wiccans, washed out rock stars, drug dealers, lose slut whores, blacks, people from Wiscon”sin” and every other type of social deviant you can image.

Daniel Tosh Spreading Gay Disease Across Viral America. Tosh Point Homo.

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We all know gays are Satan’s sugar and this little sugar plummed anal fairy is sprinkling his gay pixie dust onto your children’s TV sets with his full onslaught bombardment of homo gay videos, sexually masturbation photos and the promotion of college girls becoming whore candy prostitutes.

This cheerful sinner of Satan has his own TV show on Comedy Central called Tosh.0, or as we call it, Tosh.homo. This is the same station that has the anti-God Jon Stewart and pro baby eating, mangy Mexican, Steven Colbert. The only difference is instead of promoting the liberal whore propaganda machine, his show is trying to promote kids into become gay day walkers for Satan. This underweight TV host might only look like a trans-gender botched dyke, but he has a large following of brainwashed hipsters and fecal frenzy phallic dabbers and your children are his next targets.

This man wants to trick your children into supporting the homo gay race, who chose to be outcasts and teach them how to be cross-dressing maggots. Just look at the photo below, he tries to show young boys that it is ok to dress up in mommies outfits and prance around like a silly sally while duct taping their twiddle rompus in between their legs.

In other episodes he has danced around fully naked to expose your child to images of sin snakes and bare skin. He has even gone as far to show his own sewerhole in hopes to entice male views to be tempted by homosexual Satanic thoughts of gay mouth to man hole acts.

Just like all socialist homosexuals, he hates American because his dog’s name is Castro. He named it after his favorite commie whore dictator, Fidel Castro. I don’t see how it is funny to name your dog after a Mexican terrorist. He cheers for the downfall of America and hopes one day to turn children into gay commie, red, white and blue flag burners.

Judging by this photo of him and his gay lover, you can tell this man is part of the weaker species of gay and by knowing that, we know we can have him removed from TV with easy physical force. The lady man gay role doesn’t put up much of a fight when you attack their weak emotional wall. He most likely became this way due to a childhood rape by another gay male.

Unless you want your son to be apart of late night gay coke binges or if you want your daughter to be another victim of lesbian feminism, we need to remove Satan’s gay warlocks off the television and we should start with this necromancer of anal urges.

The Big 4 – Another Concert to Promote Satanic Fornication and Vampiric Orgies

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The Big 4 is another concert being put on by the anti-Christian folks at Golden Spoon Events and again the fine baby hating people over at Planned Parenthood. As we saw last week these two “event” creators are responsible for teen pregnancy and large amounts of drug use, as well as homo gay sin docking. Notice in the flyer itself, it crosses out the would Prayer. Total anti-Christian subliminal messaging going on there.

What is the Big 4?
It is a festival to celebrate the creation of Satan. The festival in a whole uses devil music to open a portal in the listeners mind to invite the dark lord of soul raping into their bodies. The name alone if proof of this! “Big” which means large and the number 4 symbolizes the 4th volume in the Muslim Bible which speaks of Satan urinating on the souls of humans. So in all this concert is inviting “Big” amounts of people to come and be apart of Satan’s pool party of golden sin of piss.

What is the music about?
It is about opening the gates of hell. Let’s look at each conductor of Satan shall we:

Metallica is Sudanese for “red” and we know Satan’s favorite colored shirt is the color of aborted babies blood. So again we see that this music is made to make people take babies and make abortion a sacrificial offering to the death lord.

Slayer…now if that name alone doesn’t perk up your Christian ears, then nothing will. A band named after a word that promotes the killing of innocent Christians. Is this the kind of message you want your kids listening to? I think not!

What a beautiful name! Let’s praise a band that promotes the calling of a massive massacre of people. This band has caused more murder than black hipped hopped music. Their newest song “Countdown to Extinction” is purely a song that is brainwashing children into becoming apart of their mental holocaust. They want to rid the world of all good and kind souls and if that means by deadly force..then so be it.

Anthrax takes their name from the Muslim terrorists favorite chemical to send to people in the mail. So, should we think it is ok for a band to be teaching our children how to send of powdered mail bombs? We think not. Do you think it is ok for a band to tell your children that Satan will take care of them after they perform a triple homicide? This band is vile and hurtful to Jesus’ heart.

What goes on?

Besides the Gothic demon orgies (also know as Gothic gangbangs) and vampire rituals? Not much. It is a full day of denying God and his Holy Son. Most dark children partake in bleeding anal sex which is a known cause of homosexuality. Many people who happen to be at this concert who don’t know what it really is all about will most likely be forced to engage in anal sin docking.

Not only are these bands responsible for devil worship, fecal frenzy anal sex acts in America, but they are also responsible for murder increase in other countries. Let take a look at the UK for example:

Who knows how many lives we saved last week by notifying parents about the dangers of Coachella Fest. Let us do the same this week and let parents know their kids are in danger of becoming a Satan child or even worse a Homosexual.